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(Page Six)   Ben Affleck looks like how we would all look like if we were caught leaving Jennifer Lopez's house early in the morning   (pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Lopez's house Wednesday morning, Ben Affleck, Wolfgang Puck, Lopez's home, couple's apparent sleepover, Lopez's longtime manager, Wolfgang Puck's Merois  
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2021-06-03 10:34:02 AM  
I would probably also be high fiving some of the paparazzi there.
 
2021-06-03 10:38:23 AM  
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2021-06-03 10:38:40 AM  
We Tapped That Ass - feat. Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III - "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend"
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2021-06-03 11:01:54 AM  
Look, if you get photographed sneaking out of your girlfriend's house and you don't smirk like that, your life expectancy decreases significantly.
 
2021-06-03 11:37:21 AM  
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Give accolades where they're due.
 
2021-06-03 11:38:37 AM  
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Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
 
2021-06-03 11:40:22 AM  
I'd have the biggest, widest grin on my face. I'd wear J-Lo like a scarf, wrapped around my face.
 
2021-06-03 11:40:53 AM  
"What's that clanging sound?"
"Oh, that's just my testicles."

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2021-06-03 11:41:49 AM  
Later that night, in the Ben Cave...

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2021-06-03 11:42:39 AM  
Oh never mind. That's just Niddler from The Pirates of Dark Water.
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2021-06-03 11:43:49 AM  
 dehydrated?
 
2021-06-03 12:04:47 PM  

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Like a phoenix rising from the ashes asses.


fixed for accuracy
 
2021-06-03 12:13:38 PM  
A gentleman never tells. However, a philanthropist could feed the world or cure a disease by auctioning the chance to sniff that finger.  Selfish bastard!
 
2021-06-03 12:19:30 PM  
At least we used the right tag.
 
2021-06-03 12:19:54 PM  

TortugaKat: A gentleman never tells. However, a philanthropist could feed the world or cure a disease by auctioning the chance to sniff that finger.  Selfish bastard!


You know what I love about having a goatee?  Not washing it until the next night.
 
2021-06-03 12:22:22 PM  
He has two puffy hair plugs covering the front of his receding hairline, that look like little anime features, weird second eyebrows.  Cannot unsee them now.
 
2021-06-03 12:29:42 PM  

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You can tell that between the two photos, they asked him how his evening went. That smile is the only answer
 
2021-06-03 12:42:01 PM  
Hold your head up high Ben my boy! You're living your best life. Hanging out with all your old friends, smoking weed, and banging your hot ex that's also back on the market. It may not last forever, just enjoy it now.
 
2021-06-03 12:47:11 PM  
He looks exhausted. Must have been a good night. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
 
2021-06-03 12:48:25 PM  

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Artie Lange looks great all things considered
 
2021-06-03 1:01:16 PM  
Leaving in the morning?  Why is the sex not continuing?
They both have loads of "F-u" money. Where does either of them have to be?
 
2021-06-03 1:10:59 PM  
Ugh. Dude.  She's got teenaged kids. Reign in the smug a little.  They already hate you.  Don't make it worse.
 
2021-06-03 1:17:04 PM  

Kris_Romm: Ugh. Dude.  She's got teenaged kids. Reign in the smug a little.  They already hate you.  Don't make it worse.


"Your mom's stink is still wafting up to me, but sure I'll drive you to school."
 
2021-06-03 1:21:39 PM  

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Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.


Yikes. Francis Dolarhyde is jealous.
 
2021-06-03 1:58:27 PM  
Waiting outside her door to see who steps out just seems creepy. Hanging out at restaurants, clubs, airports seems less scuzzy since they are public spaces. I'm somewhat curious about how it might be to let $ overcome such basic levels of decency, but I also hope I don't find out someday.
 
2021-06-03 2:02:25 PM  
f_@#ing ben affleck
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2021-06-03 3:30:37 PM  
I wouldn't go to her house because she's a vile, egomaniacal, unpleasant person by every account I've heard. Unless you're "on her level" in terms of fame or money or one of her sycophantic fans, she's pretty rotten to you.
 
2021-06-03 4:49:21 PM  

Hawk24: farkingismybusiness: [hips.hearstapps.com image 850x1225]
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.

Yikes. Francis Dolarhyde is jealous.


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2021-06-03 5:40:25 PM  
Is it just me or does ghat guy look nothing like Ben Affleck
 
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