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(We Are Central PA)   Man threatens to kill people over pornographic video. Then it gets very strange   (wearecentralpa.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Sheriff, United States, Jesse Wade Himes, Trespass, State troopers, House, Crime, hard drive  
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4319 clicks; posted to Main » on 03 Jun 2021 at 9:56 AM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-06-03 8:42:32 AM  
He fixes the cable?

/fatuous
 
2021-06-03 9:26:44 AM  
Did they set up a spycam and film him in the act? I can see his rage then.

If he starred in the video and now has second thoughts, I'm thinking he needs a better agent.
 
2021-06-03 10:00:00 AM  
Himes was interviewed by state police, where he reportedly said once he smashed the electric meter he was planning to go back inside and kill both of the victims.

Why do people insist on talking to the police?
 
2021-06-03 10:00:18 AM  
That article was filled with Vivid details.
 
2021-06-03 10:00:55 AM  
Wicked people, doing wicked things.
 
2021-06-03 10:01:34 AM  
Jeesh, just give him back the hard drive and watch the copy you've uploaded to YouPorn.
 
2021-06-03 10:01:58 AM  
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2021-06-03 10:03:38 AM  
So this guy was cheating on someone when he made the pron or has a very tiny dick?

Why all the fuss?
 
2021-06-03 10:05:18 AM  
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2021-06-03 10:08:32 AM  

Bowen: Himes was interviewed by state police, where he reportedly said once he smashed the electric meter he was planning to go back inside and kill both of the victims.

Why do people insist on talking to the police?


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2021-06-03 10:11:11 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: So this guy was cheating on someone when he made the pron or has a very tiny dick?

Why all the fuss?


I think it's either that or the act involves a farm animal. Since this occurred in the heart of Pennsyltuckey, I'm thinking the latter... or maybe both.
 
2021-06-03 10:14:01 AM  
heh heh...I would love to know what the honest "backstory" was to this. Methinks, he was filmed with the neighbor's wife or something kinky like that....

sad thing is, we'll never know...
 
2021-06-03 10:15:57 AM  

Bowen: Himes was interviewed by state police, where he reportedly said once he smashed the electric meter he was planning to go back inside and kill both of the victims.

Why do people insist on talking to the police?


You'd rather some nutcase that was going to murder people get off (giggity) on a technicality?
 
2021-06-03 10:22:13 AM  

Bowen: Himes was interviewed by state police, where he reportedly said once he smashed the electric meter he was planning to go back inside and kill both of the victims.

Why do people insist on talking to the police?


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2021-06-03 10:25:09 AM  
Maybe his porno is cursed and if you watch it you die 7 days later, like in The Ring, and he was only trying to protect people.
 
2021-06-03 10:29:36 AM  
A porn video exists of THIS guy:

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2021-06-03 10:32:17 AM  
Feds may want to check this isn't a snuff film.
 
2021-06-03 10:33:13 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: A porn video exists of THIS guy:

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I've seen worse. Way worse.
 
2021-06-03 10:36:40 AM  

Nah'mean: Someone Else's Alt: So this guy was cheating on someone when he made the pron or has a very tiny dick?

Why all the fuss?

I think it's either that or the act involves a farm animal. Since this occurred in the heart of Pennsyltuckey, I'm thinking the latter... or maybe both.


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2021-06-03 10:40:58 AM  

steklo: heh heh...I would love to know what the honest "backstory" was to this. Methinks, he was filmed with the neighbor's wife or something kinky like that....

sad thing is, we'll never know...


I think the most important part was the "drugs", lots of drugs.
 
2021-06-03 10:41:30 AM  
So this porn video doesn't have a happy ending?
 
2021-06-03 10:42:19 AM  
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2021-06-03 10:42:49 AM  

caljar: the "drugs", lots of drugs.


Nice. All that's missing now is the rock and roll....
 
2021-06-03 10:43:26 AM  
Also, I've never been so angry at someone that I decided to deprive the electric company of the ability to accurately bill that person for the amount of electricity they used.

/ after smashing the electric meter, did he shred the credit card bills from the mailbox?
 
2021-06-03 10:44:50 AM  

Nah'mean: Someone Else's Alt: So this guy was cheating on someone when he made the pron or has a very tiny dick?

Why all the fuss?

I think it's either that or the act involves a farm animal. Since this occurred in the heart of Pennsyltuckey, I'm thinking the latter... or maybe both.


Yeah, my first thought was just what in the hell was he doing in that video he didn't want anyone finding out about?

It's nice to know I'm not alone in my cynical, dirty thoughts. ::internet fist-bump::
 
2021-06-03 11:00:24 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Nah'mean: Someone Else's Alt: So this guy was cheating on someone when he made the pron or has a very tiny dick?

Why all the fuss?

I think it's either that or the act involves a farm animal. Since this occurred in the heart of Pennsyltuckey, I'm thinking the latter... or maybe both.

Yeah, my first thought was just what in the hell was he doing in that video he didn't want anyone finding out about?

It's nice to know I'm not alone in my cynical, dirty thoughts. ::internet fist-bump::


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2021-06-03 11:02:49 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: So this guy was cheating on someone when he made the pron or has a very tiny dick?

Why all the fuss?


I'm thinking his Devil's Threeway had a bit too much devil, not enough threeway.
 
2021-06-03 11:37:46 AM  
Himes was interviewed by state police, where he reportedly said once he smashed the electric meter he was planning to go back inside and kill both of the victims. According to the interview, Himes admitted to taking a handgun from the residence and stuffed it into his backpack


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2021-06-03 11:43:34 AM  
I went to college within 30 miles of there. Inbreeding & coal.
 
2021-06-03 11:57:23 AM  

steklo: caljar: the "drugs", lots of drugs.

Nice. All that's missing now is the rock and roll....


In this case, I'm afraid that would be "We Built This City" on endless loop.
 
2021-06-03 12:02:05 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: n this case, I'm afraid that would be "We Built This City" on endless loop.


oh man..thanks for the earworm.
 
2021-06-03 12:09:48 PM  
If that story had another three people in it would have involved everyone living in Jefferson County.
 
2021-06-03 12:10:31 PM  
Was it the lighting or bad set design that upset him?
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2021-06-03 12:21:54 PM  
Probably meth-gay and regret.
 
2021-06-03 12:24:51 PM  
According to Himes, "I've spent over 20 years of my life working in the mines, I was Jesse Himes the miner.  Then one night, just ONE time, I get high as a kite and screw a pig on camera.  ONE TIME, mind you, and now I'm forever known as Jesse Himes the pigfarker."
 
2021-06-03 12:49:33 PM  
We really need to do a better job of educating children on the 5th Amendment.

Himes was interviewed by state police, where he reportedly said once he smashed the electric meter he was planning to go back inside and kill both of the victims. According to the interview, Himes admitted to taking a handgun from the residence and stuffed it into his backpack. A search warrant was executed, where troopers found the handgun, controlled substances and drug paraphernalia inside the backpack.

On second thought, maybe it is fine the way it is.
 
2021-06-03 1:09:19 PM  
Killing for Porno is the name of my Tori Amos/Porno for Pyros summer tour.
 
2021-06-03 1:26:23 PM  
Hopefully he has learned the valuable lesson that you need to completely wipe your drives before selling your computer.
 
2021-06-03 1:34:14 PM  

Noah_Tall: Hopefully he has learned the valuable lesson that you need to completely wipe your drives before selling your computer.


Darik's Boot and Nuke is your friend.
 
2021-06-03 5:54:17 PM  

DiggidyDan: Probably meth-gay and regret.


Yep. There are quite a few porn producers whose market is "redneck, white trash, gay for pay".

There seems to be a fair amount of evidence of drug use and the need to pay for more.

My friend told me that.
 
2021-06-03 8:11:26 PM  

wejash: Did they set up a spycam and film him in the act? I can see his rage then.

If he starred in the video and now has second thoughts, I'm thinking he needs a better agent.


As off kilter as this guy obviously is, I would not be surprised to find out that said video never existed.
 
2021-06-03 9:48:55 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Bowen: Himes was interviewed by state police, where he reportedly said once he smashed the electric meter he was planning to go back inside and kill both of the victims.

Why do people insist on talking to the police?

You'd rather some nutcase that was going to murder people get off (giggity) on a technicality?


Maybe? I'm not sure. Let me re-read what I wrote.

Why do people insist on talking to the police?

Hmmm, no. I guess I didn't say I'd rather some nutcase get off on a technicality. Not sure where you got that from.
 
2021-06-03 9:50:54 PM  

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Only if the camera is held vertically
 
2021-06-03 11:17:53 PM  

Nick Nostril: Feds may want to check this isn't a snuff film.


It's Curwensville.  Nothing of the sort would be filmed.  It is quite frankly the most dull town where nothing remotely interesting ever happens.
 
2021-06-03 11:32:00 PM  

Bowen: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Bowen: Himes was interviewed by state police, where he reportedly said once he smashed the electric meter he was planning to go back inside and kill both of the victims.

Why do people insist on talking to the police?

You'd rather some nutcase that was going to murder people get off (giggity) on a technicality?

Maybe? I'm not sure. Let me re-read what I wrote.

Why do people insist on talking to the police?

Hmmm, no. I guess I didn't say I'd rather some nutcase get off on a technicality. Not sure where you got that from.


maybe because you questioned why this guy that admitted he was going to kill people talked to police.  Your statement means you didn't want him to say that.  To what end?  Two dead later?
 
2021-06-03 11:33:03 PM  
I wonder how young the kid in the video is

You don't kill someone over a forgotten Riley Reid flick.
 
2021-06-04 10:30:10 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: So this guy was cheating on someone when he made the pron or has a very tiny dick?

Why all the fuss?


My guess: the article does not mention any women; perhaps none were involved.
 
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