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(The Daily Beast)   Aide to loser says telling him he lost is "like pissing into the wind" because losers can't accept losing   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2021-06-03 7:41:45 AM  
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/still
 
2021-06-03 7:57:29 AM  
Trump hates it when someone pisses into the wind.  It means he's not getting what he (or Putin) paid for the hookers to do.
 
2021-06-03 9:28:38 AM  
This is "The Power of Positive Thinking" taken to brand new and exciting psychotic levels.

Although, Trump would never let a little thing like Democracy stand in the way of a coup attempt.
 
2021-06-03 9:39:24 AM  
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/I sang it that way
 
2021-06-03 9:54:57 AM  
I don't believe this is true until I test it. Where can I sign up to tell OrangeJulius he lost and piss on him?
 
2021-06-03 9:55:07 AM  
Just like OJ, he has told the lie so many times that he himself has begun to believe it.
 
2021-06-03 9:55:34 AM  
Pissing into the wind would explain that odd skin color at least.
 
2021-06-03 9:56:40 AM  
"One adviser told the paper that, regardless of the topic of conversation, Trump always drags it back to the ballot reviews being pushed by his supporters."

Which is exactly what they are designed to accomplish -- to keep morons dangling on a string of false hope.

Trump was always the mark.
 
2021-06-03 9:57:09 AM  
#MAGA101: Losers don't want to be losers and choose victimhood instead. This is why Donald JOHN Trump matters so much to these people. If the greatest President of all time can be taken down by Antifa, Socialists, BLM, Fake News, Anthony Fauci, the FBI and common sense, what chance does Qaren have? Fear and Hate make you stupid.
 
2021-06-03 9:57:39 AM  
Bill Buckner will pick up Mookie's soft grounder sometime in August.
 
2021-06-03 9:57:57 AM  
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2021-06-03 9:58:21 AM  
Perfect.  Best case scenario.

Let this loser bang the drum on and on until the day he dies.  It'll be a political punchline and part of our lexicon for centuries.  It'll remind us of everything he did for four years and capped it off with his loser supporters trying to kill our legislators to get their way, and failing.

Let's start it now.  "Trump" needs to become the go-to word for someone who was over-confident, lost and is sore about it.
 
2021-06-03 9:58:30 AM  
the people believing their own lies arent trump
its the people telling themselves THEY are his advisors.

trumps "advisors" are people like flynn and powell and mike pillow.  thats who he listens too.  the people sitting there around him every day, writing his speeches and doing the day to day operations work?  i bet he doesnt even know your names.
 
2021-06-03 9:58:35 AM  
Somebody needs to get the dude some help. Pretty obvious that he's delusional, and his 'yes man' entourage is just reinforcing his delusions.
 
2021-06-03 9:59:32 AM  
Trump reportedly said that he obsessively watches news coverage about the audits and reads "everything he can get his hands on" about them. Trump's office refused to comment on the Post's report.

So only now does Trump take up reading.  Couldn't bother with that when President.

Also, it would be nice if he had a vicious stroke today.
 
2021-06-03 10:02:47 AM  
Problem: the more he believes it, the more his insane fanbase believes it.  At a certain threshold, they will start making it happen, by any means possible.
 
2021-06-03 10:03:11 AM  
I've never met the man, but one thing I finally realized by listening to his phone call with the Georgia Secretary of State was just how much he truly views things through the lens of a real estate transaction.

He wasn't asking for a landslide. He just wanted enough votes to win by one. This is more of the same- he just wants to negotiate a better deal on the election. And somehow, his dumb ass believes that it's possible.

Fran Leibowitz was right.
 
2021-06-03 10:04:35 AM  
Apropos of nothing, reminded of the classic Jerry Jeff Walker song:

Pissin' in the wind, bettin' on a losing friend
Makin' the same mistakes, we swore we'd never make again
And we're pissin' in the wind, but it's blowing on all our friends
We're gonna sit and grin and tell our grandchildren

That the answer my friend is just pissin' in the wind
The answer is pissin' in the sink
 
2021-06-03 10:05:36 AM  

razrez75: Somebody needs to get the dude some help. Pretty obvious that he's delusional, and his 'yes man' entourage is just reinforcing his delusions.


Why would they stop?  They're no better than he is.  They see a chance to grift, so they're going to take it.
 
2021-06-03 10:06:22 AM  

Destructor: This is "The Power of Positive Thinking" taken to brand new and exciting psychotic levels.

Although, Trump would never let a little thing like Democracy stand in the way of a coup attempt.


I wouldnt claim there is much Democracy left on Capital[sic] Hill but trumper doesnt know his political career is over.

Hes just an attention whore now.
 
2021-06-03 10:07:46 AM  
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2021-06-03 10:09:18 AM  

Linux_Yes: I wouldnt claim there is much Democracy left on Capital[sic] Hill but trumper doesnt know his political career is over.


The greatest mistake Trump opponents continue to make is to think that he's "over".

He's not over. Half of Republicans still think he's President.
 
2021-06-03 10:09:21 AM  
We need more pictures of sad Trump.  Wandering around Mar-a-Largo, going in to court, getting on the prison bus.  Please make it happen.
 
2021-06-03 10:09:29 AM  
As Trump continues to refuse to take "no" from America for an answer is there anyone that doubts the guy is sexual predator?
 
2021-06-03 10:12:20 AM  

Destructor: This is "The Power of Positive Thinking" taken to brand new and exciting psychotic levels.

Although, Trump would never let a little thing like Democracy stand in the way of a coup attempt.


No, I think this is cognitive decline/dementia.

A good thing he was not re-elected.
 
2021-06-03 10:12:59 AM  
Bob Seger- Against the Wind
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2021-06-03 10:21:08 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Trump reportedly said that he obsessively watches news coverage about the audits and reads "everything he can get his hands on" about them. Trump's office refused to comment on the Post's report.

So only now does Trump take up reading.  Couldn't bother with that when President.

Also, it would be nice if he had a vicious stroke today.



Doubtful. It's probably more like "he skims through, looking for favorite words." Reading most of the words for comprehension is beyond him. It's like the worst example of creationists (and others) who skim over abstracts of articles and then think they know everything there is to know about the subject at hand.
 
2021-06-03 10:21:23 AM  
If Donnie is ever convicted of anything, I hope one of his penalties is that he has to sit down with several psychologists and sociologist for about a week to crack open his psyche and figure out what the fark is going on in there and how it somehow appealed to the worst character flaws of the worst people in America.  He has to surrender his HIPAA rights for this, for the greater good.
 
2021-06-03 10:23:51 AM  
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2021-06-03 10:23:58 AM  

Aquapope: If Donnie is ever convicted of anything, I hope one of his penalties is that he has to sit down with several psychologists and sociologist for about a week to crack open his psyche and figure out what the fark is going on in there and how it somehow appealed to the worst character flaws of the worst people in America.  He has to surrender his HIPAA rights for this, for the greater good.


Might involve some serious waterboarding, but, even if it doesn't, it should.
 
2021-06-03 10:24:20 AM  

Flowery Twats: Destructor: This is "The Power of Positive Thinking" taken to brand new and exciting psychotic levels.

Although, Trump would never let a little thing like Democracy stand in the way of a coup attempt.

No, I think this is cognitive decline/dementia.

A good thing he was not re-elected.


I disagree. I'm sure there are multiple DSM entries for what's wrong with him, but at his core, he's just an asshole. A stupid asshole.
 
2021-06-03 10:28:13 AM  
Donnie 2 scoops, all day every day

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Thank goodness to all the gods whom I do not worship this shiatstain isn't still in office
 
2021-06-03 10:29:14 AM  
Meanshile, in Freeperville Trumplandia (actual copy and pasta). Oh, my!

"I love the man but it would take a Civil War to have this happen. The discovery of the depths of the Democrats perfidy cannot be brought to light or they'll be hung from posts ala Mussolini. "

"Trump is smart enough to know that even if it were conclusively proven that the election was fraudulent - which is something the Democrats would never accept even if God Himself were to descend from Heaven and inform them so - there is no constitutional mechanism that can be used to turn back the clock.
That ship has sailed. Period. It's infuriating that the Democrats got away with the election theft but they DID get away with it. Any chance we had of keeping Biden out, died when the vote was certified. The coffin was nailed shut when Biden was sworn in."

"This is just pure fictional garbage to keep trying to paint Trump and his supporters as deranged conspiracy nut jobs."

"We can hope n dream "

"I cant decide if a lot of these people are truly nuts or if it is dollar motivated...like gin up the masses for book deals and donations...or if some were double agents. "

"If there is no current mechanism for undoing this ungodly abomination of our Culture than most certainly one has to be instituted. "

"States desertification of election, electoral college reconvene and it goes from there "

"I sent this to a good friend of mine and she replied to me saying this isn't Trump saying it, it is the Q crowd. She knows this because her husband is a bonified follower and he has been talking about this for weeks. He believes it is going to happen. "

"Today civil war will not mean Red state vs. Blue state....it will mean shooting your neighbor, postman, grocery store clerk and/or possibly your pastor in the face. "

"I am also expecting Trump to be reinstated. The absolute date I don't know but it needs to be soon. "

"There is no "decertification". That ship sailed in December. There is zero Constitutional basis to what you are proposing, and it 100% isn't going to happen. "

"Well, there is no Constitutional path to that outcome. So the only way is an armed insurrection. And that certainly isn't going to happen, so I guess it is over. "

"I hope and pray that happens.
.Have an illuminated holy family statue of Joseph and Mary holding baby Jesus and a sign reading FOR AMERICA PRAY THE ROSARY facing the state highway which is our access and fronts our property lighted by red, white, and blue led lights.Plus have a lighted flag on pole close by.
When I say my daily rosary I begin it by singing this
"Dear Lady of Fatima I come on bend'ed knee/ to beg your intercession to help save our coun-try / I also include a prayer for success of the use of Intervectin because of its low cost and availability in areas which are trying it ."

"It will be difficult to overcome, and I do not know if PDJT would even be willing to run in 2024 after all the horrible lies the DemoNaziCommies have spread about him (and the patently false "impeachments" and "criminal investigations" they perpetrated on him) these last few years. "

"Yes, we are going to hear fantasies about Writs of Quo Warranto, SCOTUS lawsuits, marching traitors to GITMO, and replacing the whole government till November, 2024.
Of course, none of that will ever happen, and the goalposts will just continue to be moved. It is pathetic, really."
 
2021-06-03 10:31:40 AM  

zetar: "States desertification of election, electoral college reconvene and it goes from there "


Election desertification is a real problem.  We need to plant more trees around polling places.
 
2021-06-03 10:32:46 AM  

Resin33: Just like OJ, he has told the lie so many times that he himself has begun to believe it.


And, it will only get worse.

It's a snowball effect. The more he convinces himself he won without the results he expects manifesting, the more pathologically obsessed he'll become.

To which I say: good. I hope it eventually drives him over the edge.
 
2021-06-03 10:34:12 AM  
But he didn't even like the job or do it well....
 
2021-06-03 10:34:31 AM  
I'm mildly conflicted on this.  On the one hand, I'm sure Trump isn't as dumb as his most ardent critics usually claim.  (Oh, he's not smart by any means.  Listen to him speak off the cuff for 1 minute and it's clear this is not an intelligent person AT ALL. But  he's not REALLY as moronic as he seems.  He's a mediocre guy playing to dumb people.  Like did he really believe he lost the election?  Or did he know that saying crazy, dumb shiat to really stupid people meant that those idiots would send him money?

On the other hand, I think that Trump is also so egotistical, but intellectually uncurious, that it's possible that somebody told him something, "there's no way you could lose Georgia - that's super red," that he might just think makes some common sense to the uninformed, and more importantly, it feeds the ego, so he could have just taken it as fact without ever considering any other factors.

In which, case, maybe he does believe he really won.  And, actually, that's what I'm really hoping for.  If he's just gaslighting the rubes, then he's a soulless, but successful grifter.  But if he really thinks he was robbed, then he's miserable.  And I'd much rather believe that.
 
2021-06-03 10:35:04 AM  

Aquapope: If Donnie is ever convicted of anything, I hope one of his penalties is that he has to sit down with several psychologists and sociologist for about a week to crack open his psyche and figure out what the fark is going on in there and how it somehow appealed to the worst character flaws of the worst people in America.  He has to surrender his HIPAA rights for this, for the greater good.


What did mental health workers do to deserve that? Well maybe they can publish a paper or something.
 
2021-06-03 10:36:43 AM  
ftfa: One person close to Trump reportedly said that he obsessively watches news coverage about the audits and reads "everything he can get his hands on"

So celebrity vaginas and baby bottles of water?
 
2021-06-03 10:37:15 AM  
AT:DC
 
2021-06-03 10:38:59 AM  
In the near future, I want Science to create a Samuel L. Jackson android in the form of his Jules Winnfield role and sent to Mar-a-Elba. So that every time Donald starts to go into a rant that he didn't lose the election, his Julesdroid would immediately shout at him:

YES YOU DID!
Youtube kxnsmsXYGJ4


for two hours straight.
 
2021-06-03 10:39:25 AM  
Sorry Donnie, you lost, just like you lost the Taj Mahal, and the Plaza, and the USFL, and Trump Airlines. This shouldn't be new to you.
 
2021-06-03 10:41:13 AM  

bigdog1960: Aquapope: If Donnie is ever convicted of anything, I hope one of his penalties is that he has to sit down with several psychologists and sociologist for about a week to crack open his psyche and figure out what the fark is going on in there and how it somehow appealed to the worst character flaws of the worst people in America.  He has to surrender his HIPAA rights for this, for the greater good.

What did mental health workers do to deserve that? Well maybe they can publish a paper or something.


Not simply mental health workers, but the best of the best (spare no expense) in their fields.  They'll line up to do it.
 
2021-06-03 10:41:44 AM  
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Remember this meathead genius? He says "y'all just wait and see, sheep!"
 
2021-06-03 10:43:07 AM  
Pissing into the wind?

Maybe Trump wants another pee tape.
 
2021-06-03 10:45:36 AM  

Glicky: But he didn't even like the job or do it well....


He only wanted the pomp of the office but never do any of the actual work it requires.

If there's a party, he'd be there. If there was something he wanted done that mainly benefits him, he'd be there. If he wanted to have innocent peaceful protestors gassed so he could pose in front of a church with a god-ready thing in his tiny fist, oh you'd better believe he'll be there!

But when people were dying by the thousands from a pandemic? Mister "I take no responsibility at all" hides in his bunker until his next rally.
 
2021-06-03 10:47:05 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: We need more pictures of sad Trump.  Wandering around Mar-a-Largo, going in to court, getting on the prison bus.  Please make it happen.


I want to see him in a wheelchair, drooling. While he constantly hammers the call bell with his little bity Vienna sausage finger.
 
2021-06-03 10:49:04 AM  
All they are is piss in the wind:

Kansas - Dust in the Wind (Official Video)
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2021-06-03 10:49:49 AM  
I have wondered how Trump actually thinks about the election. Does he think he really won and the DNC cheated because he is such a "Winner"? Does he know he lost and just want to grift the rubes for a lot longer so he pulls this crap? Does he know he lost but think he can cheat his way into winning like he does with golf, like the stuff he was trying to get the GA sec of state to pull for him? Or is he just a old man losing his damn mind at this point and cant face reality? Or is it just a combo of all of those and more?
 
2021-06-03 10:52:21 AM  
I'm beginning to wonder about that pee pee tape.  Is the hooker holding a fan?  Is Trump's face wet.
 
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