Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(NHL)   Isles get untied from a Bear, but will they get mauled? Will the Hurricanes ride the Gulf Stream and gain velocity, or will Tampa throw cold water on things and dissipate the cyclone? The action is hot & the goon juice is cold, it starts @ 7:30pm ET   (nhl.com) divider line
    More: Live, Use arrows, Internet privacy, autocomplete results, online services, NHL, Privacy Policy, HTTP cookie, results  
•       •       •

126 clicks; posted to Discussion » and Sports » on 03 Jun 2021 at 7:00 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



714 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Newest | Show all

 
2021-06-03 7:52:12 AM  
As the sun rises over the Atlantic, all our bleary eyes turn once again to the Department of Player Safety.
 
2021-06-03 8:17:03 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 8:19:21 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 8:48:39 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 8:59:47 AM  
upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size

upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size

upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size

upload.wikimedia.orgView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 9:04:38 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

Wife's birthday, might not be around much for the games. Go Fishsticks and Jerks I guess. Keeping it interesting wise.
 
2021-06-03 9:27:12 AM  
Let's see if we get a long forearm shiver of the law this morning?
 
2021-06-03 9:32:22 AM  

sortarican: Let's see if we get a long forearm shiver of the law this morning?


Not really. He's getting a phone hearing. Max sentence is 4 games now.
 
2021-06-03 10:28:39 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 10:36:31 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 10:50:12 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 11:08:38 AM  
Calder Trophy finalists:

- Kirill Kaprizov (MIN)
- Alex Nedeljkovic (CAR)
- Jason Robertson (DAL)

/I don't know how Kaprizov doesn't win
 
2021-06-03 11:35:00 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 12:14:17 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 12:14:53 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.   (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
67.   You Can't Do That.GIF
68.   A biatchippy
69.   Tributes to fallen comrades (i.e., Canadian Lurker, andychrist420)
 
2021-06-03 12:48:41 PM  
scontent.fmcc1-1.fna.fbcdn.netView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 12:50:29 PM  
i.imgflip.comView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 12:56:05 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 1:11:36 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 2:34:05 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 3:41:55 PM  
IIHF world championships quarterfinals:

USA 6 - 1 Slovakia
Germany 3 - 2 Switzerland (SO)

Finland 1 - 0 Czech Republic
Canada 2 - 1 Russia (OT)

Semifinals on Saturday: USA-Germany, Finland-Canada
 
2021-06-03 4:00:38 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 4:29:09 PM  
In regards to the hit in yesterday's game.

Fark user imageView Full Size


_/ Seriously hope Evans is doing well and recovers quickly.
 
2021-06-03 5:36:07 PM  

Bhaughbb: In regards to the hit in yesterday's game.

[Fark user image 480x202] [View Full Size image _x_]

_/ Seriously hope Evans is doing well and recovers quickly.


They announced earlier today that he's structurally fine and that it was "just" a concussion.

("just" in quotes because I don't want it to seem like it is being minimized, just that the only thing that was wrong was that.)
 
2021-06-03 5:36:28 PM  
Consider this a badge post. My Internet is still flaky, and it has been worse today than yesterday.
 
2021-06-03 5:47:36 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 6:42:49 PM  
i.kym-cdn.comView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 6:45:47 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 6:49:09 PM  
I brought up Stanley Cup odds last night, but I couldn't get a full list during the games. As of 6:45 ET, here are the odds on Fanduel:

Colorado...... +125 (bet $10, win $12.50 profit)
Tampa Bay ...+260
Boston .........+550
NY Islanders +1300
Montreal ......+1600
Vegas ..........+1600
Carolina ......+2200
Winnipeg .....+3400
 
2021-06-03 6:50:56 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 6:57:30 PM  

abmoraz: Bhaughbb: In regards to the hit in yesterday's game.

[Fark user image 480x202] [View Full Size image _x_]

_/ Seriously hope Evans is doing well and recovers quickly.

They announced earlier today that he's structurally fine and that it was "just" a concussion.

("just" in quotes because I don't want it to seem like it is being minimized, just that the only thing that was wrong was that.)


Thank you for the update, I've been fairly busy at work and hadn't seen that yet. What I had read was he had a history of head injuries supposedly which with a concussion now isn't exactly good news.
 
2021-06-03 7:03:29 PM  

desertgeek: sortarican: Let's see if we get a long forearm shiver of the law this morning?

Not really. He's getting a phone hearing. Max sentence is 4 games now.


If he gets that I'll be impressed.
 
2021-06-03 7:07:32 PM  

desertgeek: NY Islanders +1300


I'm so used to my Isles sucking ass over the years, this is surreal to me.
 
2021-06-03 7:08:59 PM  

sno man: [Fark user image 585x516]
Wife's birthday, might not be around much for the games. Go Fishsticks and Jerks I guess. Keeping it interesting wise.


What's she wearing? 🤣

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 7:10:27 PM  
At least I don't have to watch the Montreal Canadiens win another damn hockey game tonight.

Also, what's up with the beginning of the headline? Makes little to no sense.
 
2021-06-03 7:11:08 PM  

harleyquinnical: Consider this a badge post. My Internet is still flaky, and it has been worse today than yesterday.


Have you rebooted your router? You have to unplug it and leave it for about 1 minute to clear the NVRam fyi
 
2021-06-03 7:11:35 PM  
Just saw Sean Avery did a video take on the Scheifele incident. He said Evans should have kept his head up because of course he did. What a douche.
 
2021-06-03 7:12:18 PM  
hockey!
 
2021-06-03 7:12:41 PM  
Have pre game talking heads. How did they ignore him lifting his shoulder on the hit as targeting the head? He didn't leave the ice before the hit, but he was moving upwards after hitting Evans with his shoulder leading upward. I'm actually angry at that discussion.
 
2021-06-03 7:13:17 PM  
I don't know what the hell was wrong with the Bruins last game but I hope that garbage is out of their systems for this game.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 7:18:58 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size

 
2021-06-03 7:22:04 PM  

Count_Crackula: Just saw Sean Avery did a video take on the Scheifele incident. He said Evans should have kept his head up because of course he did. What a douche.


I hate Avery but after seeing the hit numerous times and in slow-mo I don't think it was an illegal hit, uncalled for but I'm failing to see what would be illegal about it.
 
2021-06-03 7:22:06 PM  

Count_Crackula: Just saw Sean Avery did a video take on the Scheifele incident. He said Evans should have kept his head up because of course he did. What a douche.


John Scott said the same thing last night. I don't think Scheifele's actions were warranted, but there is still a responsibility to be aware of your situation on the ice.
 
2021-06-03 7:23:26 PM  
I know how everything else has gone today so I expect two complete crapfests for hockey tonight.
 
2021-06-03 7:23:44 PM  

Bhaughbb: Have pre game talking heads. How did they ignore him lifting his shoulder on the hit as targeting the head? He didn't leave the ice before the hit, but he was moving upwards after hitting Evans with his shoulder leading upward. I'm actually angry at that discussion.


Evans kinda wrapped around the hit. The follow through seems to be more getting him off Scheifele's shoulder than lifting to engage the head.
 
2021-06-03 7:24:28 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I know how everything else has gone today so I expect two complete crapfests for hockey tonight.


With that kind of attitude you could be a Sabres fan.
 
2021-06-03 7:24:51 PM  
Luckily it's Taco Thursday at my house tonight, so I can eat tacos and hopefully not choke on them depending on how this game goes.

Now, do I go soft or hard shell??
 
2021-06-03 7:25:23 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I know how everything else has gone today so I expect two complete crapfests for hockey tonight.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-06-03 7:25:29 PM  

sortarican: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I know how everything else has gone today so I expect two complete crapfests for hockey tonight.

With that kind of attitude you could be a Sabres fan.


I said today, not this lifetime.

\ Besides, I'm a Cubs and Blues fan, I put in my time already.
 
2021-06-03 7:25:39 PM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
Displayed 50 of 714 comments


Oldest | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Newest | Show all


View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking




On Twitter


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.