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(Above the Law)   I'M ERIC kindly confirms Trump family receives subpoenas by the truckload, sheds delicious tears while doing so   (abovethelaw.com) divider line
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2021-06-02 6:55:07 PM  
It's ok Eric. Don't cry. It won't be long after daddy throws you under the bus that he joins you in prison. All that time he's been avoiding you he can make up by simply not being able to get away from you.
 
2021-06-02 6:56:46 PM  
FTFA:

" "Listen, I'm on the receiving end of it every single day," he said, almost tearing up in righteous indignation. "My father gets subpoena after subpoena. We do as a family." "

Poor I'm Eric, he's the only left to do press for the brand.

Vanky is trying to hide from China, Half Scoop is coked out of his mind along with Two Scoops himself.

This statement is pure privileged pity party, mixed with the familial desperation these losers are known for.

Shut up and find a lawyer to do your talking for you Eric.
 
2021-06-02 7:13:30 PM  
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2021-06-02 7:23:26 PM  
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"Listen, I'm on the receiving end of it every single day," he said, almost tearing up in righteous indignation. "My father gets subpoena after subpoena. We do as a family."
 
2021-06-02 7:31:17 PM  
"Numpty"
"Loose Lips Eric"
"Boy Wonder"

All good names we need to use more often to describe Eric Trump.
 
2021-06-02 8:00:46 PM  
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Navigation:  "AFTER TRAFFIC CIRCLE, TURN LEFT INTO MAR-A-LAGO.  THE DESTINATION WILL BE STRAIGHT AHEAD."
 
2021-06-02 8:04:58 PM  
The American people are coming for you.
 
2021-06-02 9:27:48 PM  
Now I want to go into the process server business. I'm going to register as "Subpoenas by the Taco Truckload, LLC"

We'll have a jingle:

Comin' to ya on a legal road
Subpoenas I got a truck load
And when you get it you got something
So don't worry cause courts' coming
I'm a process man
I'm a process man
I'm a process man
I'm a process man
 
2021-06-02 9:32:52 PM  
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2021-06-02 9:37:09 PM  
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2021-06-02 9:41:17 PM  
"We gave up business when my father went to the White House.

No you didn't, you asshole. It's a matter of record.
 
2021-06-02 9:51:34 PM  
"they look for any single comma that's out of place."

Yes, and those commas are going to put you in jail, Eric.

$100,000
$1,000,000
$10,000,000
$100,000,000
 
2021-06-02 9:53:25 PM  
And yet, the former president's numpty son Eric

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2021-06-02 9:57:32 PM  
LOL

I haven't been subpoenaed today. Anybody else?

My net worth is on the positive side so I don't beg for money.

If a regular schmo like me has it this easy, obviously those poor persecuted rich people are being targeted for political reasons.

It's amazing how much evidence they can find though, isn't it?
 
2021-06-02 10:00:39 PM  
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha

/your daily haiku
 
2021-06-02 10:08:04 PM  
Weekend Update: Eric and Donald Trump Jr. on Benefiting from Trump's Presidency - SNL
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2021-06-02 10:12:14 PM  
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2021-06-02 10:35:36 PM  
Sub = below
Poena ~penis
Therefore they got you by the balls
 
2021-06-03 12:07:12 AM  
If you don't like subpoenas there's something you can do about that,
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2021-06-03 12:11:53 AM  
Guys.....I'm Eric actually has to spend time with Donny and has for his entire life. Hasn't he suffered enough?

/ CRY YOU, LITTLE BASTARD. MAYBE IF YOU CRY ENOUGH...YOUR DADDY WILL LOVE YOU
 
2021-06-03 12:12:40 AM  
Another grift pitch for Trump's "legal defense" fund.
 
2021-06-03 12:14:18 AM  
I hope the Trumps never know a day of peace for the rest of their lives.
 
2021-06-03 12:14:42 AM  
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2021-06-03 12:14:49 AM  
Another trump biatch.

Ivanka had to marry down just to be a top.
 
2021-06-03 12:23:18 AM  

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2021-06-03 12:26:38 AM  
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You almost feel sorry for Eric. He's going to do hard time for his old man. You never imagine a father throwing his own children under the bus to save his skin, but here we are in uncharted territory. We can't stop here, this is Trump country!
 
2021-06-03 12:28:21 AM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: FTFA:

" "Listen, I'm on the receiving end of it every single day," he said, almost tearing up in righteous indignation. "My father gets subpoena after subpoena. We do as a family." "

Poor I'm Eric, he's the only left to do press for the brand.

Vanky is trying to hide from China, Half Scoop is coked out of his mind along with Two Scoops himself.

This statement is pure privileged pity party, mixed with the familial desperation these losers are known for.

Shut up and find a lawyer to do your talking for you Eric.


He can probably get Rudy at a discounted price ..
 
2021-06-03 12:29:28 AM  

AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 850x566]
You almost feel sorry for Eric. He's going to do hard time for his old man. You never imagine a father throwing his own children under the bus to save his skin, but here we are in uncharted territory. We can't stop here, this is Trump country!


Hard time? lol. He's white, "rich" and republican. He'll make bank on a book deal for a book he won't even write.
 
2021-06-03 12:30:45 AM  

mikalmd: GreatGlavinsGhost: FTFA:

" "Listen, I'm on the receiving end of it every single day," he said, almost tearing up in righteous indignation. "My father gets subpoena after subpoena. We do as a family." "

Poor I'm Eric, he's the only left to do press for the brand.

Vanky is trying to hide from China, Half Scoop is coked out of his mind along with Two Scoops himself.

This statement is pure privileged pity party, mixed with the familial desperation these losers are known for.

Shut up and find a lawyer to do your talking for you Eric.

He can probably get Rudy at a discounted price ..


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2021-06-03 12:31:16 AM  
Fredo didn't kill himself.
 
2021-06-03 12:32:06 AM  
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Ohhh nooooo, not the subpoenas. Oh no, the subpoenas. Please don't let the subpoenas get me!

/ain't

//nothin'

///gonn'

////happen
 
2021-06-03 12:33:11 AM  
This could also mean that they got one subpoena. Or just heard those libs on TV talk about subpoenas a lot with the Trump name somewhere close to it. Or he could have blurted out the truth because moron. They're liars with massive persecution complexes.
 
2021-06-03 12:34:02 AM  
"Feel sorry for me! Waaaaah!"

Stupid doesn't fall far from the stupid tree.
 
2021-06-03 12:36:00 AM  

Boo_Guy: If you don't like subpoenas there's something you can do about that,
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Too late! If he never breaks the law again, he's still swimming in subpoenas for all the times he did previously.
 
2021-06-03 12:40:29 AM  

StaleCoffee: AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 850x566]
You almost feel sorry for Eric. He's going to do hard time for his old man. You never imagine a father throwing his own children under the bus to save his skin, but here we are in uncharted territory. We can't stop here, this is Trump country!

Hard time? lol. He's white, "rich" and republican. He'll make bank on a book deal for a book he won't even write.


I hope you're wrong. The Trump crime family needs to be served a healthy dose of justice for the good of the country. Grifters like Trump are a cancer to everyone who has the misfortune to encounter them.
 
2021-06-03 12:41:50 AM  
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2021-06-03 12:47:05 AM  

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Try not to get subpoenaed on the way to the parking lot!
 
2021-06-03 12:55:18 AM  
Eric's tears taste like neglect, confusion, and the Capri Sun juiceboxes his wife puts in his plastic lunchbox.
 
2021-06-03 12:59:24 AM  
"All those people my father rightfully never pays. They sue us you know! Why are they so mean???"
 
2021-06-03 1:06:54 AM  
Think you're crying now? Just wait until Daddy throws you under the bus to save his own damned orange hide.
 
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2021-06-03 1:14:00 AM  
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2021-06-03 1:21:25 AM  

AtomPeepers: StaleCoffee: AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 850x566]
You almost feel sorry for Eric. He's going to do hard time for his old man. You never imagine a father throwing his own children under the bus to save his skin, but here we are in uncharted territory. We can't stop here, this is Trump country!

Hard time? lol. He's white, "rich" and republican. He'll make bank on a book deal for a book he won't even write.

I hope you're wrong. The Trump crime family needs to be served a healthy dose of justice for the good of the country. Grifters like Trump are a cancer to everyone who has the misfortune to encounter them.


I hope I'm wrong too.

I keep buying lottery tickets but I still go to work every day.
 
2021-06-03 1:27:03 AM  
In 2015, the family claimed a $21.5 million conservation easement after donating a parcel of the property that they'd tried and failed to develop, retaining the valuable bit with the giant mansion on it for themselves.

Um, anyone know why this is in TFA? There is nothing illegal about donating part of your property, but keeping the part you like unless you are claiming to be donating the part you keep, but they don't allege that here, they just mention it like the author had to meet a word count requirement...

I mean, all of the other stuff was straight up sleazeball, but TFA mentions nothing about why this is in here, whether it's being investigated, or why it would be illegal. I've said this more than once, there is enough straight up shiat that the Trump family does/is involved in, that we don't need to embellish, make shiat up, or even include in the discussion if it isn't 100% bad behavior. No need to fill out the story, add 'spice', none of that. There is more than enough to go around and you don't even have to worry about reporting on the same thing as someone else, it's all there...
 
2021-06-03 1:29:42 AM  

StaleCoffee: AtomPeepers: StaleCoffee: AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 850x566]
You almost feel sorry for Eric. He's going to do hard time for his old man. You never imagine a father throwing his own children under the bus to save his skin, but here we are in uncharted territory. We can't stop here, this is Trump country!

Hard time? lol. He's white, "rich" and republican. He'll make bank on a book deal for a book he won't even write.

I hope you're wrong. The Trump crime family needs to be served a healthy dose of justice for the good of the country. Grifters like Trump are a cancer to everyone who has the misfortune to encounter them.

I hope I'm wrong too.

I keep buying lottery tickets but I still go to work every day.


I Haye to tell you this, but Fark has decreed that anyone who has ever bought even a single lottery ticket is a moron who deserves anything bad that happens to them. I'm on your side, though. We're on vacation for the week and just bought 4 since Utah doesn't allow gambling of any kind (And you'd be amazed what they consider gambling here). Sure, I won't win, but I'm out a whopping $10, not like I refinanced the house to do it.
 
2021-06-03 1:30:11 AM  

Mikey1969: StaleCoffee: AtomPeepers: StaleCoffee: AtomPeepers: [Fark user image 850x566]
You almost feel sorry for Eric. He's going to do hard time for his old man. You never imagine a father throwing his own children under the bus to save his skin, but here we are in uncharted territory. We can't stop here, this is Trump country!

Hard time? lol. He's white, "rich" and republican. He'll make bank on a book deal for a book he won't even write.

I hope you're wrong. The Trump crime family needs to be served a healthy dose of justice for the good of the country. Grifters like Trump are a cancer to everyone who has the misfortune to encounter them.

I hope I'm wrong too.

I keep buying lottery tickets but I still go to work every day.

I Haye to tell you this, but Fark has decreed that anyone who has ever bought even a single lottery ticket is a moron who deserves anything bad that happens to them. I'm on your side, though. We're on vacation for the week and just bought 4 since Utah doesn't allow gambling of any kind (And you'd be amazed what they consider gambling here). Sure, I won't win, but I'm out a whopping $10, not like I refinanced the house to do it.


I'm an RN in a psych hospital. I picked my own fate.
 
2021-06-03 1:40:22 AM  
FTA: This isn't even the first time that Loose Lips Eric has forced pending, secret investigations into the public eye.

Eric is making a calculated move in his own shiat-for-brains way. The media will be tripping over their dicks to interview sources, and that will jam up the legal teams and their offices. And courthouses. And witnesses.
 
2021-06-03 1:43:22 AM  

Mikey1969: In 2015, the family claimed a $21.5 million conservation easement after donating a parcel of the property that they'd tried and failed to develop, retaining the valuable bit with the giant mansion on it for themselves.

Um, anyone know why this is in TFA? There is nothing illegal about donating part of your property, but keeping the part you like unless you are claiming to be donating the part you keep, but they don't allege that here, they just mention it like the author had to meet a word count requirement...



The illegal part is massively overvaluing it for the purposes of a the charitable tax deduction.  Simple Tax fraud, which is what the whole article is about.
 
2021-06-03 1:47:24 AM  
It's strange to hear good news from that family.
 
2021-06-03 1:50:40 AM  
Let me know when he's in cuffs with the rest of his traitor scum family.  Til then nothing matters.
 
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