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(Politico)   Fox News will be on HIGH ALERT. The Iranian high seas fleet will be off our East Coast any day now. The whole thing. Both ships   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Iran, Iranian Navy ships, Persian Gulf, U.S. officials, Behnam Ben Taleblu, Iranian warships, exact cause of the fires, major test  
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2021-06-02 3:44:52 PM  
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2021-06-02 3:49:09 PM  
They'll park off our coast and listen to our... Rock & Roll.

Thank you Fox, I'm going to go sh*t myself now.
 
2021-06-02 4:02:26 PM  

NewportBarGuy: They'll park off our coast and listen to our... Rock & Roll.



Or worse, the crew will speedo-out and hair up our beaches.
 
2021-06-02 4:02:34 PM  
(points southeast)

"Israel is that way, kids. How about you run along and go play with them?"
 
2021-06-02 4:03:40 PM  
See, this is why we need another carrier battle group. And before you wave your hands and try to say oh, it's only two little ships, that's not a threat, remember that Luke made his final run on the Death Star with only a handful of little ships, and look what happened there. Just look.
 
2021-06-02 4:06:42 PM  
ooga! booga! scary cargo ships boooooooo!

It's international waters. Get over it.
 
2021-06-02 4:19:31 PM  
 
2021-06-02 4:20:48 PM  
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Oh nooooooo!

/Kaiserliche Marine
 
2021-06-02 4:21:26 PM  

Pocket Ninja: See, this is why we need another carrier battle group. And before you wave your hands and try to say oh, it's only two little ships, that's not a threat, remember that Luke made his final run on the Death Star with only a handful of little ships, and look what happened there. Just look.


Yeah, but remember - we disabled the Proton Torpedo launchers on their F-14s.
 
2021-06-02 4:22:21 PM  

NewportBarGuy: They'll park off our coast and listen to our... Rock & Roll.

Thank you Fox, I'm going to go sh*t myself now.


How many is that for you today?

/Sorry.
 
2021-06-02 4:22:30 PM  
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2021-06-02 4:22:53 PM  
 
2021-06-02 4:23:36 PM  
"Iranian warships sailing into the Atlantic Ocean would present a major test for the Biden administration"

Seriously. I just don't see two Iranian naval cargo ships of the coast of South Africa to be that big a deal.
Maybe I'm not an idiot though. Hmmm.
 
2021-06-02 4:24:13 PM  
 
2021-06-02 4:24:56 PM  
Iranian warships sailing into the Atlantic Ocean would present a major test for the Biden administration

Sure, Jan.

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2021-06-02 4:26:20 PM  
I bet they are no more fire proof than the one that burnt up today.
 
2021-06-02 4:27:38 PM  

severedtoe: https://apnews.com/article/iran-large​s​t-warship-catches-fire-sinks-gulf-oman​-f3e8126a8603326e1abc4705c6629fcd

their biggest one just sank.


Geeze - how big was the ship that it could sink a whole gulf?
 
2021-06-02 4:28:22 PM  

Moroning: I bet they are no more fire proof than the one that burnt up today.


Jewish Space Lasers, in space...
 
2021-06-02 4:28:28 PM  
We patrol their strait, they patrol our ocean. Goose, gander, etc.
 
2021-06-02 4:29:44 PM  

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It's beautiful.

Yoink.
 
2021-06-02 4:29:47 PM  
Wake me up when Biden cancels a joint exercise because it might offend an enemy nation.
 
2021-06-02 4:30:06 PM  
There are plenty of other soft targets for them to strike without steaming all the way across the Atlantic.

/smells like a diversion anyway
 
2021-06-02 4:31:07 PM  
No worries. Pretty sure Biden can just call up one of those "Jewish Space Lasers" and roast both of them before they get within firing range.
 
2021-06-02 4:32:04 PM  
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Watch out for the Iranian Navy! Whatever will America do against this threat?
**faints*** Someone get Sean Hannity some oxygen!!!
 
2021-06-02 4:32:13 PM  
it's a two ship fleet?

what are they going to do bleed on us?
 
2021-06-02 4:32:30 PM  

Jeff5: Moroning: I bet they are no more fire proof than the one that burnt up today.

Jewish Space Lasers, in space...


*tiny fist*
 
2021-06-02 4:33:48 PM  
They are the advanced scouts for the next caravan full of diseases.
 
2021-06-02 4:35:24 PM  
Aww, lookit the Iranian Navy! They're acting like a big boy navy, sailing into the ocean like that! Good for you!
 
2021-06-02 4:35:26 PM  

Heraclitus: They are the advanced scouts for the next caravan full of diseases.


They're going to infect all our camels with Floppy Hump Disease?
 
2021-06-02 4:36:09 PM  

Ixnay on the ottenray: severedtoe: https://apnews.com/article/iran-larges​t-warship-catches-fire-sinks-gulf-oman​-f3e8126a8603326e1abc4705c6629fcd

their biggest one just sank.

Geeze - how big was the ship that it could sink a whole gulf?


Oman! its a big gulf...  sorry that's the best i could do.
 
2021-06-02 4:36:42 PM  
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This is awesome.

/But the bow string is below the bridge.
//Water bears are stupid.
 
2021-06-02 4:36:50 PM  
Is this more old shiat that we sold them?

We sell our outdated crap to these Middle Eastern sandboxes and FOX gets all riled up like we're being attacked by an advanced civilization.

*yawn*
 
2021-06-02 4:37:42 PM  
Picking right up where Saddam and the Iraqi navy left off.

Probably trying to sneak Isis terror babies into mexico so they can swim across the rio grande and upset our labor standards while soaking up federal benefits in Soros sanctuary cities.
 
2021-06-02 4:39:12 PM  

Jeff5: Moroning: I bet they are no more fire proof than the one that burnt up today.

Jewish Space Lasers, in space...


But with the Iranian secret weapons program, they might go all Tetsuo on it.
 
2021-06-02 4:40:14 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: Picking right up where Saddam and the Iraqi navy left off.

Probably trying to sneak Isis terror babies into mexico so they can swim across the rio grande and upset our labor standards while soaking up federal benefits in Soros sanctuary cities.


Oh sure - give away the whole goddam plan! Secret! It's a secret, remember?

Geeze.
 
2021-06-02 4:40:26 PM  
Are those coastal defensive towers from WW2 still active?
 
2021-06-02 4:41:29 PM  
Our warships can be anywhere in the world and, by God, that's our right as Americans.  But nobody else better come anywhere into the Atlantic Ocean or else!

I just don't understand why so many countries hate us.
 
2021-06-02 4:42:34 PM  
It sure would be one way to deliver a fission or fusion device. Sleep tight.

/ Don't let the radroaches bite.
 
2021-06-02 4:43:10 PM  

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President Biden is trying to silence his political opponents.
 
2021-06-02 4:43:19 PM  

WithinReason: Are those coastal defensive towers from WW2 still active?


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2021-06-02 4:46:03 PM  
They're cargo ships going through international waters... I truly, deeply, don't care.

Also, the largest ship in the Iranian navy caught fire and sank. https://www.reuters.com/world/m​iddle-e​ast/iran-navy-training-ship-fire-mouth​-gulf-crew-evacuated-report-2021-06-01​/

The biggest danger these two ships pose is if they were to sink from poor maintenance in an inconvenient place.
 
2021-06-02 4:46:32 PM  
One ship can't do anything ...

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2021-06-02 4:49:06 PM  
They figure if the US Navy can be in the Persian Gulf then the Persian Navy can be in the American Gulf. That's why we have the Gulf of Mexico.  It's to confuse them. Maybe they will head to the Gulf of California although that's Mexico as well. That will really confuse them.
 
2021-06-02 4:52:50 PM  
Maybe they should get the vaccine, and spend a nice, quiet evening at home with their Biden Beer.
 
2021-06-02 4:53:39 PM  

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Oh nooooooo!

/Kaiserliche Marine


I'm pretty sure the Kaiserliche Marine in its current state could take them.
 
2021-06-02 4:59:03 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: One ship can't do anything ...

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Tell that to the Royal Canadian Navy, mister.

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2021-06-02 5:00:44 PM  

CrazyCurt: It sure would be one way to deliver a fission or fusion device. Sleep tight.

/ Don't let the radroaches bite.


Or just send it FedEx.  Please reach some more.
 
2021-06-02 5:01:07 PM  
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2021-06-02 5:01:48 PM  
"There has been too much violence, too much pain.None here are without sin.But I have an honorable compromise.Just walk away.Give me the Trump, the breakfast buffet, the golf course, and the whole Maralago, and I'll spare your lives.Just walk away; I will give you safe passage in the wasteland.Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror."
 
2021-06-02 5:02:26 PM  

LL316: Our warships can be anywhere in the world and, by God, that's our right as Americans.  But nobody else better come anywhere into the Atlantic Ocean or else!

I just don't understand why so many countries hate us.


Our FREEDOM!!
 
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