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(MSN)   Emma Stone finally sets the record straight: she did NOT break her shoulder at a Spice Girls concert. Also, for those who have asked, she clarified that absolutely nothing what so ever happened today in sector 83 by 9 by 12   (msn.com) divider line
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2021-06-02 2:21:19 PM  
I would let her WhiteStar fleet patrol my borders.
 
2021-06-02 2:25:58 PM  
Nice B5 reference
 
2021-06-02 4:17:37 PM  
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/just leaving this here
 
2021-06-02 4:19:49 PM  
BROKEN is the proper past tense, damnit.  I couldn't get more than 2 sentences in.  Truly, written by the most inexperienced of children.

BROKEN.
 
2021-06-02 4:28:04 PM  
What about sector 25 or 6 to 4?

♫ Drunk and passed out on the floor
365 by twenty four-our-oooooooooooour! ♫
 
2021-06-02 4:31:34 PM  
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2021-06-02 4:35:10 PM  
It's a floor wax.
And a rum cocktail mix!
 
2021-06-02 4:44:51 PM  
I bet it was that sticky grape jelly.

SNL Digital Short: I Broke My Arm - SNL
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2021-06-02 5:26:07 PM  
"Nothing has happened. Please remain calm."
 
2021-06-02 6:01:23 PM  
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/ DNRTFA
// Call me, Emma!!
 
2021-06-02 6:25:06 PM  

unixpro: BROKEN is the proper past tense, damnit.  I couldn't get more than 2 sentences in.  Truly, written by the most inexperienced of children.

BROKEN.


No red line; must be okeh
 
2021-06-02 6:42:04 PM  
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2021-06-02 7:14:50 PM  

Myrdinn: I would let her WhiteStar fleet patrol my borders.


"He is behind me, you are in front of me....."

Sounds like a three way.
 
2021-06-02 7:57:50 PM  
Emma is always the best thing in anything she's in.
 
2021-06-02 8:00:05 PM  

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That face shouldn't be exciting, yet it is.
 
2021-06-02 8:36:02 PM  
You had me at Emma Stone.

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2021-06-02 9:58:46 PM  
The only part of this headline I "got" was the Babylon 5 part.
 
2021-06-02 10:30:11 PM  

Myk-House of El: What about sector 25 or 6 to 4?

♫ Drunk and passed out on the floor
365 by twenty four-our-oooooooooooour! ♫


Colonel Sanders what a bore
 
2021-06-03 5:45:10 AM  

unixpro: BROKEN is the proper past tense, damnit.  I couldn't get more than 2 sentences in.  Truly, written by the most inexperienced of children.

BROKEN.


Broke is past tense.  Have broken is the compound past participle appropriate for this irregular verb.  Listen, if you're going to put in poor effort here Emma Stone will never fall in love with you.  And we're all rooting for you.  Now get out there and grammar!
 
2021-06-03 7:12:23 AM  
What about sector ZZ9(Z)A?
 
2021-06-03 9:16:56 AM  
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2021-06-03 9:42:46 AM  
Ok, this is the Emma that we were waiting to hear about her underwear status.  Has she given them up or not?  People want to know.
 
2021-06-03 5:48:54 PM  
I would love to disappoint her.
 
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