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2021-06-02 9:00:24 AM  
So the linked article, which includes a video that has none of the actual footage being discussed but is instead just a bullshiat moving text summary of the article itself, actually includes a link to the original story which does have the audio footage. Good thinking subby. Well done.

Here's the actual interview: https://www.radio4.dk/prog​ram/morgen-r​4dio/?id=radio4-morgen-24-maj-kl-8-9_e​p_24_05_21. You'll need to skip up to well past the 40:00 minute mark. You'll need to understand Danish to make any sense of the interview, of course. But no particular language skills are necessary for the part you're probably interested in hearing.
 
2021-06-02 9:17:04 AM  
The things we do for a story...
 
2021-06-02 9:23:16 AM  
Gross.
 
2021-06-02 9:27:12 AM  

Pocket Ninja: So the linked article, which includes a video that has none of the actual footage being discussed but is instead just a bullshiat moving text summary of the article itself, actually includes a link to the original story which does have the audio footage. Good thinking subby. Well done.

Here's the actual interview: https://www.radio4.dk/progr​am/morgen-r4dio/?id=radio4-morgen-24-m​aj-kl-8-9_ep_24_05_21. You'll need to skip up to well past the 40:00 minute mark. You'll need to understand Danish to make any sense of the interview, of course. But no particular language skills are necessary for the part you're probably interested in hearing.


In subby's defense, the linked article is probably SFW, the original not so much.

/Not subby.
//NY Post, ewwwww.
/// 3 slashies for 3 way
 
2021-06-02 9:28:21 AM  
She blew that interview.
 
2021-06-02 9:39:05 AM  
"Danish Chunky Monkey Gets Funky" - news at 11.
 
2021-06-02 9:39:45 AM  

Pocket Ninja: So the linked article, which includes a video that has none of the actual footage being discussed but is instead just a bullshiat moving text summary of the article itself, actually includes a link to the original story which does have the audio footage. Good thinking subby. Well done.

Here's the actual interview: https://www.radio4.dk/progr​am/morgen-r4dio/?id=radio4-morgen-24-m​aj-kl-8-9_ep_24_05_21. You'll need to skip up to well past the 40:00 minute mark. You'll need to understand Danish to make any sense of the interview, of course. But no particular language skills are necessary for the part you're probably interested in hearing.


Thanks man, no way was I clicking on a link from the Post...
 
2021-06-02 9:39:53 AM  
Y'know, I was interviewed by the press as part of my job, long ago - if I had known that this was a friggin' option...
 
2021-06-02 9:42:06 AM  
"Warning: It got hot and wet for both our reporter and the guests,"

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2021-06-02 9:43:05 AM  
Big deal. Fox News has been doing that to the GOP for years, more so for the prior administration.
 
2021-06-02 9:44:47 AM  
This was basically every Fox News story during the Trump administration.
 
2021-06-02 9:44:48 AM  
/ Scans thread...

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2021-06-02 9:45:10 AM  
One...minute.....
 
2021-06-02 9:46:09 AM  
As I suspected, shes a solid "4".
 
2021-06-02 9:47:03 AM  
Eh, she seems like a fun girl.
 
2021-06-02 9:47:40 AM  

Slypork: Big deal. Fox News has been doing that to the GOP for years, more so for the prior administration.


Lots of ATM, that's for sure...
 
2021-06-02 9:48:14 AM  
"My mother just thinks it's funny and laughs, my father thought it was really cool."

Daughter: I banged some rando for a 2 minute radio spot today.
Dad:(seen as just a bald head above an open book and a pipe bowl below it)  "Hmph."
Mom: (cringing) Oh....that's.....funny.  Did you hear that, Frank?
Dad:"Hmmm?"
Mom: She said she banged a rando at work today.
Dad: (still behind book)  "Hmm?  Oh.  Yes.  Very cool."
 
2021-06-02 9:50:47 AM  
Gonzo journalism at its finest!
 
2021-06-02 9:51:42 AM  
She looks like a discount Jane Krakowski.

/sharp knees, probably
 
2021-06-02 9:53:24 AM  

FrancoFile: She looks like a discount Jane Krakowski.


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2021-06-02 9:55:49 AM  
If you don't have a partner... you're not swinging.

You're just having sex in a club.
 
2021-06-02 9:56:12 AM  
Good for her !
Nothing wrong with having fun with work at all been a long pandemic for everyone
 
2021-06-02 9:58:14 AM  

Bowen: FrancoFile: She looks like a discount Jane Krakowski.

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Her daddy says she's the best at it.
 
2021-06-02 9:59:00 AM  

dave0821: Good for her !
Nothing wrong with having fun with work at all been a long pandemic for everyone


I think they would kick me out of the hospital for doing that at work.
 
2021-06-02 9:59:29 AM  

dave0821: Good for her !
Nothing wrong with having fun with work at all been a long pandemic for everyone


Straight up.

The main thing I hate about the US is how the people in power have got us to equate getting laid with money instead of it just being a normal bodily function.
 
2021-06-02 10:05:59 AM  

dothemath: As I suspected, shes a solid "4".


I'd give her a solid 4. IYKWIMAATYD
 
2021-06-02 10:06:47 AM  

dothemath: As I suspected, shes a solid "4".


That's pretty good for a Swingers event.

/Been to a few
//Participants look like day 1 contestants from the show "Biggest Loser"
///I don't recommend letting the chick's husband stand in the corner with his pants around his ankles while filming what you're doing to his wife.  Make him wait in the bathroom like a gentleman.
 
2021-06-02 10:07:59 AM  
 
2021-06-02 10:10:54 AM  
What is the journalistic purpose in this?  Ah yes, journalism is dead and in its place is a WWE like "news-entertainment"
 
2021-06-02 10:12:56 AM  
Louise Fischer, 26, can be heard moaning during the on-the-record intercourse, part of a two-minute segment that aired on Radio 4 in Denmark.

Show off.
 
2021-06-02 10:13:57 AM  
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2021-06-02 10:14:47 AM  

8 inches: dothemath: As I suspected, shes a solid "4".

That's pretty good for a Swingers event.

/Been to a few
//Participants look like day 1 contestants from the show "Biggest Loser"
///I don't recommend letting the chick's husband stand in the corner with his pants around his ankles while filming what you're doing to his wife.  Make him wait in the bathroom like a gentleman.


You should stop with swinger events in the deep south then.

/Been to a few here too
//It's a mix of body types and backgrounds
///Lots of folks in high stress jobs are in the scene/lifestyle
 
2021-06-02 10:15:09 AM  
Not a cherry Danish then.
 
2021-06-02 10:16:19 AM  

No Catchy Nickname: Gonzo journalism at its finest!


I mean, Thompson probably would have.
 
2021-06-02 10:16:25 AM  

InfoFreako: dothemath: As I suspected, shes a solid "4".

I'd give her a solid 4. IYKWIMAATYD


You'd fark her twice?
 
2021-06-02 10:17:13 AM  

grokca: dave0821: Good for her !
Nothing wrong with having fun with work at all been a long pandemic for everyone

I think they would kick me out of the hospital for doing that at work.


Yeah, I work in finance. It's a big no no for me too...
 
2021-06-02 10:18:38 AM  

thespindrifter: That's a rough 26.


Yeah, I'd have guessed late 30s. Meh.

/I would at a swingers club...
//But I wouldn't be there.
///they won't let me in...
 
2021-06-02 10:20:47 AM  

8 inches: dothemath: As I suspected, shes a solid "4".

That's pretty good for a Swingers event.

/Been to a few
//Participants look like day 1 contestants from the show "Biggest Loser"
///I don't recommend letting the chick's husband stand in the corner with his pants around his ankles while filming what you're doing to his wife.  Make him wait in the bathroom like a gentleman.


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2021-06-02 10:25:34 AM  
Sigh.

Europeans do something harmless, consensual, and sexy.  Then laugh about it, including the family of those involved.

Americans immediately publish an outrage story about it.

Then other Americans comment ceaselessly on how fat and unlike a supermodel the involved woman is, despite her career not being that of a performer or model of any sort.  Do you expect the manager of the local auto parts store or your lawyer to be ripped like Adonis if they're guys?

For the Love of Christ, people, are we all 13 years old, here?

It's sex.  People do it because they like it.  All day, every day, and have for the last half-million years or more, depending on when you start calling evolved primates "people".  Someone's doing it right now.  Likely within a quarter-mile of you or less.  Maybe right on the other side of the wall.  Almost everyone gets around to it at least a few times in their lives.  Many people manage it several times a week or more.

Tact is one thing, but this deep immaturity about sex, and the related one about violence, have absolutely got to be signs of a sick, degenerate culture, and I'm more than tired of being steeped in it.  I'm disgusted with myself for how much of my life I spent espousing prudishness, let alone pushing those expectations on others whose behavior was none of my goddamned business.
 
2021-06-02 10:27:08 AM  

TheOtherGuy: Sigh.

Europeans do something harmless, consensual, and sexy.  Then laugh about it, including the family of those involved.

Americans immediately publish an outrage story about it.

Then other Americans comment ceaselessly on how fat and unlike a supermodel the involved woman is, despite her career not being that of a performer or model of any sort.  Do you expect the manager of the local auto parts store or your lawyer to be ripped like Adonis if they're guys?

For the Love of Christ, people, are we all 13 years old, here?

It's sex.  People do it because they like it.  All day, every day, and have for the last half-million years or more, depending on when you start calling evolved primates "people".  Someone's doing it right now.  Likely within a quarter-mile of you or less.  Maybe right on the other side of the wall.  Almost everyone gets around to it at least a few times in their lives.  Many people manage it several times a week or more.

Tact is one thing, but this deep immaturity about sex, and the related one about violence, have absolutely got to be signs of a sick, degenerate culture, and I'm more than tired of being steeped in it.  I'm disgusted with myself for how much of my life I spent espousing prudishness, let alone pushing those expectations on others whose behavior was none of my goddamned business.


Hi, can I interest you in the polyamory story from last week?

As much as Americans like to think we're not puritans about sex, a great many of us are just as puritanical as the ones we mock
 
2021-06-02 10:27:47 AM  

TheOtherGuy: Sigh.

Europeans do something harmless, consensual, and sexy.  Then laugh about it, including the family of those involved.

Americans immediately publish an outrage story about it.

Then other Americans comment ceaselessly on how fat and unlike a supermodel the involved woman is, despite her career not being that of a performer or model of any sort.  Do you expect the manager of the local auto parts store or your lawyer to be ripped like Adonis if they're guys?

For the Love of Christ, people, are we all 13 years old, here?

It's sex.  People do it because they like it.  All day, every day, and have for the last half-million years or more, depending on when you start calling evolved primates "people".  Someone's doing it right now.  Likely within a quarter-mile of you or less.  Maybe right on the other side of the wall.  Almost everyone gets around to it at least a few times in their lives.  Many people manage it several times a week or more.

Tact is one thing, but this deep immaturity about sex, and the related one about violence, have absolutely got to be signs of a sick, degenerate culture, and I'm more than tired of being steeped in it.  I'm disgusted with myself for how much of my life I spent espousing prudishness, let alone pushing those expectations on others whose behavior was none of my goddamned business.


Sir, this is a Wendy's.
 
2021-06-02 10:31:40 AM  
If you could do it while at work would you?

Don't care ... had sex!
 
2021-06-02 10:31:43 AM  
More cushion, less pushin'
 
2021-06-02 10:33:13 AM  

somedude210: Hi, can I interest you in the polyamory story from last week?


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2021-06-02 10:40:34 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Here's the actual interview: https://www.radio4.dk/progr​am/morgen-r4dio/?id=radio4-morgen-24-m​aj-kl-8-9_ep_24_05_21. You'll need to skip up to well past the 40:00 minute mark.

Danish language
Youtube s-mOy8VUEBk
to make any sense of the interview, of course. But no particular language skills are necessary for the part you're probably interested in hearing.

 
2021-06-02 10:41:42 AM  

New Rising Sun: Pocket Ninja: Here's the actual interview: https://www.radio4.dk/progr​am/morgen-r4dio/?id=radio4-morgen-24-m​aj-kl-8-9_ep_24_05_21. You'll need to skip up to well past the 40:00 minute mark. [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/s-mOy8VU​EBk] to make any sense of the interview, of course. But no particular language skills are necessary for the part you're probably interested in hearing.


wtf fark formatting?  Anyhow, that was supposed to be a joke about not needing to understand Danish.
 
2021-06-02 10:41:57 AM  
That Danish is getting stale
 
2021-06-02 10:43:12 AM  
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"Ooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiii!!!​!!​! Ooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiii!!!​!!!​"
 
2021-06-02 10:43:35 AM  
13,14, Heinekens and I'd be in.
 
2021-06-02 10:45:34 AM  
Oh sure, but when I show up to the sex club without pants and tell them I'm writing a news story, they escort me off the property.
 
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