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2021-06-02 9:15:29 AM  
The guy in the downstairs apartment? Yeah about a dozen dudes just stumbled out the door, he seems to be doing well.
 
2021-06-02 9:48:12 AM  
Freddie's still dead.
 
2021-06-02 10:35:13 AM  
Did the remains say "Rosebud"?
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2021-06-02 10:35:44 AM  
Well, that's one way for Harry to get out of a lot of yardwork.
 
2021-06-02 10:36:09 AM  
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They are so incredibly brave for giving up the life of a Royal to live the life of an average person.
 
2021-06-02 10:39:24 AM  

dothemath: [Fark user image 850x566]
They are so incredibly brave for giving up the life of a Royal to live the life of an average person.


Their hard work and determination is an inspiration to us all.
 
2021-06-02 10:41:19 AM  

MillionDollarMo: dothemath: [Fark user image 850x566]
They are so incredibly brave for giving up the life of a Royal to live the life of an average person.

Their hard work and determination is an inspiration to us all.


They only have one tennis court.

And I dont even see a helicopter pad.

Im going to send them $20.
 
2021-06-02 10:42:13 AM  

dothemath: MillionDollarMo: dothemath: [Fark user image 850x566]
They are so incredibly brave for giving up the life of a Royal to live the life of an average person.

Their hard work and determination is an inspiration to us all.

They only have one tennis court.

And I dont even see a helicopter pad.

Im going to send them $20.


Maybe a couple toothbrushes for all the spare bathrooms.
 
2021-06-02 10:45:40 AM  
It's a Page Six story quoting the Daily Fail, so now I question existence itself.
 
2021-06-02 10:48:08 AM  
That was a funny bait headline but then again I am drunk at 9 o'clock in the morning.
 
2021-06-02 10:51:28 AM  

hammettman: Well, that's one way for Harry to get out of a lot of yardwork.


Ha, you actually think this 'royal' does his own yardwork?

They bought a major McMansion on an indian graveyard... can you say 'poltergeist'? When Meagon goes 'native', we'll know why.
 
2021-06-02 11:11:28 AM  

Mikeyworld: hammettman: Well, that's one way for Harry to get out of a lot of yardwork.

Ha, you actually think this 'royal' does his own yardwork?

They bought a major McMansion on an indian graveyard... can you say 'poltergeist'? When Meagon goes 'native', we'll know why.


Wait!  She's Megarian?
 
2021-06-02 11:11:30 AM  
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Is their moat smirking at anyone else?  That is a moat, right?
 
2021-06-02 11:22:25 AM  
Time traveler dies of embarrassment?
 
2021-06-02 11:37:15 AM  
Gunshot wounds in the corpse?

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2021-06-02 11:41:57 AM  
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2021-06-02 11:42:48 AM  

bluorangefyre: It's a Page Six story quoting the Daily Fail, so now I question existence itself.


They'd probably cancel each other out, like matter and antimatter coming into contact.
 
2021-06-02 11:53:09 AM  
Which queen? Elton John or Morrissey?
 
2021-06-02 11:54:01 AM  

MBooda: Did the remains say "Rosebud"?
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This is where the "Rosebud" guy lived:

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2021-06-02 2:20:13 PM  
She's rusting badly. They may have to scrap her.

Wait. You did mean the Queen Mary didn't you?

/  They need 16 million GBP to save her from sinking.

//  Cheaper than saving the current Sovereign, though.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti​c​le-9642447/British-ship-RMS-Queen-Mary​-risk-sinking-California-unless-16mill​ion-repairs-sanctioned.html
 
2021-06-02 2:21:58 PM  

dothemath: [Fark user image 850x566]
They are so incredibly brave for giving up the life of a Royal to live the life of an average person.


What's that funny-looking thing on the left? Do they own their own mini-putt golf course?
 
2021-06-02 2:46:32 PM  
I have come to the difficult decision that I am not going to click on any more links to this ginger-haired former guy or the marmot toupee former guy. Ditto for their kids. ...double ditto for their spouses.

/Not really a difficult decision.
 
2021-06-02 2:53:19 PM  

Jackal_N: I have come to the difficult decision that I am not going to click on any more links to this ginger-haired former guy or the marmot toupee former guy. Ditto for their kids. ...double ditto for their spouses.

/Not really a difficult decision.


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2021-06-02 2:54:11 PM  

brantgoose: dothemath: [Fark user image 850x566]
They are so incredibly brave for giving up the life of a Royal to live the life of an average person.

What's that funny-looking thing on the left? Do they own their own mini-putt golf course?


Looks like a kids play area.
Probably for his girlfriend.
 
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