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2021-06-01 4:11:19 PM  
i like her. i've been waiting for her to announce.

now, a mute infant manatee would STILL make a much better governor than DeSuckass, but nikki is smart and dedicated, she could actually make this state a better place to live. and probably push to get us recreational weed too........
 
2021-06-01 4:11:57 PM  
p.s. her last name is pronounced "freed"
 
2021-06-01 4:20:57 PM  
Yes, please.
 
2021-06-01 4:30:34 PM  
DeSantis is going to employ every nasty, mean, sneaky, dirty trick he can think of.  I wish her well and think she'd be great, but I don't envy her.
 
2021-06-01 4:47:47 PM  

luna1580: p.s. her last name is pronounced "freed"


Well there goes my Prince song reference
 
2021-06-01 4:48:05 PM  
Governor Nikki fried what? Seeing as it's Florida, it's probably manatee assholes just to spite the libs.
 
2021-06-01 4:49:03 PM  
It's florida. They're too stupid to live. You're talking about the people who keep electing Rick Scott. Florida is a waste and should be cut off and let it sink into the Atlantic
 
2021-06-01 4:50:03 PM  

luna1580: p.s. her last name is pronounced "freed"


Here I thought the headline was referring to Nikki Haley, and how she is in trouble.  Or something.
 
2021-06-01 4:50:56 PM  
Countdown to desantis sending the goon squad out to kick down her door, arrest her and threaten her kids with guns begins....

.....


......

Now.
 
2021-06-01 4:51:25 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: Governor Nikki fried what? Seeing as it's Florida, it's probably manatee assholes just to spite the libs.


Wait, your joke greatly depends on how you pronounce her name.
 
2021-06-01 4:52:01 PM  
Farkers, here's you chance to unload some cash:

https://nikkifried.com,

and be plagued by fundraising appeals for decades.

Do it anyway.
 
2021-06-01 4:52:15 PM  

cocozilla: It's florida. They're too stupid to live. You're talking about the people who keep electing Rick Scott. Florida is a waste and should be cut off and let it sink into the Atlantic


Very insightful.
 
2021-06-01 4:53:55 PM  

aleister_greynight: I'm an Egyptian!: Governor Nikki fried what? Seeing as it's Florida, it's probably manatee assholes just to spite the libs.

Wait, your joke greatly depends on how you pronounce her name.


Freed or fried manatee assholes are both traditional Florida gifts.
 
2021-06-01 4:54:55 PM  
I'd rate her chances as fair, but only because I rate the chances of DeSantis being caught in some truly detestable shiat between now and then as fair.
 
2021-06-01 4:55:42 PM  
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2021-06-01 4:56:13 PM  
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There is a new girl in the group Shalamar she finer than a muthafugga...
 
2021-06-01 4:56:16 PM  
Would be nice, but will only happen if DeSantis has to drop out due to him being tied to the Matt Gaetz underage sex scandal. Otherwise it's DeSantis for life down there in the increasingly red Flori-duh.
 
2021-06-01 4:57:09 PM  
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2021-06-01 4:57:10 PM  

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Gah! I got it The Second Time Around.
 
2021-06-01 4:58:09 PM  

Diogenes: DeSantis is going to employ every nasty, mean, sneaky, dirty trick he can think of.  I wish her well and think she'd be great, but I don't envy her.


And if she does win I can see them passing a bunch of "laws" that will hamstring and limit the governors powers.
 
2021-06-01 5:00:19 PM  

groppet: Diogenes: DeSantis is going to employ every nasty, mean, sneaky, dirty trick he can think of.  I wish her well and think she'd be great, but I don't envy her.

And if she does win I can see them passing a bunch of "laws" that will hamstring and limit the governors powers.


Oh, totally.  I'm surprised they're not trying to draft any that just completely bar Democrats from running.  Or makes the party illegal.  Nothing is beyond them.
 
HFK
2021-06-01 5:02:11 PM  
She's got my vote.
 
2021-06-01 5:02:43 PM  
I just hope Floridians finally see that DeSantis is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. In fact, I hope they stop voting for Nazis...

...but especially, I blame that swiss cheese of security, Elections Systems & Software that is run all over that state.
 
HFK
2021-06-01 5:03:09 PM  

GlenninSac: Farkers, here's you chance to unload some cash:

https://nikkifried.com,

and be plagued by fundraising appeals for decades.

Do it anyway.



I like that the first amount under donations is $4.20.
 
2021-06-01 5:05:10 PM  

luna1580: p.s. her last name is pronounced "freed"


As in 50 shade of.
 
2021-06-01 5:05:16 PM  
She'll lose, but good for her. She has my vote
 
2021-06-01 5:11:30 PM  
I wouldn't count her out.  Dickbrain barely beat a black guy on who sleep-walked through his campaign last time.  He won by .4% or 33,000 votes out of 8 million cast.

He's very beatable.
 
2021-06-01 5:12:31 PM  
I like her and I'm glad she's running. Got my vote.
 
2021-06-01 5:14:48 PM  

luna1580: p.s. her last name is pronounced "freed"


For now.
 
2021-06-01 5:27:26 PM  

Tor_Eckman: I wouldn't count her out.  Dickbrain barely beat a black guy on who sleep-walked through his campaign last time.  He won by .4% or 33,000 votes out of 8 million cast.

He's very beatable.


Also, because it's Florida, he was on meth the whole time.

///Still voted for the methhead.
//Methhead would still have been a better governor.
 
2021-06-01 5:29:00 PM  
compare and contrast: while DeSuckass was doing his best to help poor floridians die of COVID, as some kind of sacrifice to the trump mushroom he is deeply in thrall to, nikki was trying to actually keep people alive, making sure kids who get life-saving free meals at school could still eat, and could return to in-person school as safely as possible:

https://www.winknews.com/2021/03/12/m​a​king-sure-kids-get-the-food-they-need-​during-breaks-from-school/

https://www.jacksonville.com/story/ne​w​s/local/2020/03/14/coronavirus-florida​-receives-federal-waivers-to-serve-mea​ls-at-closed-public-schools/112246706/​

https://www.firstcoastnews.com/articl​e​/news/local/irresponsible-and-dangerou​s-fried-knocks-desantis-on-handling-of​-covid-schools-in-one-on-one-interview​/77-e3a46951-a2f6-4c25-af6b-c23dbaf3e6​f2

and she was trying to get vaccines to the most vulernable floridians while DeSuckass was handing them out to his rich donor friends.....

https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news​/​coronavirus/2021/03/03/covid-florida-n​ikki-fried-asks-ron-desantis-give-vacc​ines-farmworkers-all-teachers/69071360​02/

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation​/​2021/03/04/florida-keys-desantis-vacci​ne-donation/

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-​c​ovid-vaccine-ron-de-santis-60-minutes-​2021-04-04/

nikki IS a politician, but she is good people. DeSuckass is a slimy play-doh-faced trumpsucker to the marrow of his bones......
 
2021-06-01 5:35:12 PM  
Get a measure on the ballot to legalize teh weed. she'll win.

Help us sinsemilla, you're our only hope!
 
2021-06-01 5:35:40 PM  

Tor_Eckman: I wouldn't count her out.  Dickbrain barely beat a black guy on who sleep-walked through his campaign last time.  He won by .4% or 33,000 votes out of 8 million cast.

He's very beatable.


He's also lost a lot of confidence in the polls based on his handling of the pandemic.  As much as some farkers seem to think we should all just die because we live in this state - many of us pretty much ignored his directives once he started digging his head further and further up trumps derriere.   And I really think that him cutting off the $300/week is going to end up biting him in the behind right along with his cruise line battle.  He's not as smart as he seems to think he is.
 
2021-06-01 5:38:32 PM  
Nikki Weed!
 
2021-06-01 5:44:22 PM  

Tracianne: Tor_Eckman: I wouldn't count her out.  Dickbrain barely beat a black guy on who sleep-walked through his campaign last time.  He won by .4% or 33,000 votes out of 8 million cast.

He's very beatable.

He's also lost a lot of confidence in the polls based on his handling of the pandemic.  As much as some farkers seem to think we should all just die because we live in this state - many of us pretty much ignored his directives once he started digging his head further and further up trumps derriere.   And I really think that him cutting off the $300/week is going to end up biting him in the behind right along with his cruise line battle.  He's not as smart as he seems to think he is.



His numbers dipped last year but they're now trending upward

55-40, +15 in a pretty evenly divided state politically is pretty good.

No, I don't understand why either
 
2021-06-01 5:55:43 PM  

luna1580: p.s. her last name is pronounced "freed"


Her campaign slogan could have been get fried with Nikki.
 
2021-06-01 5:59:48 PM  

aleister_greynight: I'm an Egyptian!: Governor Nikki fried what? Seeing as it's Florida, it's probably manatee assholes just to spite the libs.

Wait, your joke greatly depends on how you pronounce her name.


Hmmm. Good point. Seeing as it's the south, I'm guessing it's good preparation. That's the only reason she'd get elected.
 
2021-06-01 6:08:23 PM  
Let's do this. but we're gonna need some bigger eyebrows.  Those pipe cleaners only work for the St. Louis Mayor.
 
2021-06-01 6:09:19 PM  

Palined Parenthood: luna1580: p.s. her last name is pronounced "freed"

Well there goes my Prince song reference


She will always be Darling to me
 
2021-06-01 6:10:32 PM  

special20: I just hope Floridians finally see that DeSantis is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. In fact, I hope they stop voting for Nazis...


It's FL. FloriDUH.
 
2021-06-01 6:10:51 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: aleister_greynight: I'm an Egyptian!: Governor Nikki fried what? Seeing as it's Florida, it's probably manatee assholes just to spite the libs.

Wait, your joke greatly depends on how you pronounce her name.

Hmmm. Good point. Seeing as it's the south, I'm guessing it's good preparation. That's the only reason she'd get elected.


It's really Sigfried. She's a secret tiger trainer.
 
2021-06-01 6:22:06 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: special20: I just hope Floridians finally see that DeSantis is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. In fact, I hope they stop voting for Nazis...

It's FL. FloriDUH.


US Born residents number 43.49% opposed to the 35.81% US Born actually born Florida should tell you something: there are far more other stupider Americans living in Florida than actual, native Floridians.
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Source: https://worldpopulationreview.com/sta​t​es/florida-population

...but yeah, I get it. Lots of stories about Florida Man and all... no denying that. I just have a theory that it's not always a native born Floridian doing that crazy shiat.
 
2021-06-01 6:26:54 PM  

special20: PC LOAD LETTER: special20: I just hope Floridians finally see that DeSantis is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. In fact, I hope they stop voting for Nazis...

It's FL. FloriDUH.

US Born residents number 43.49% opposed to the 35.81% US Born actually born Florida should tell you something: there are far more other stupider Americans living in Florida than actual, native Floridians.
[Fark user image 850x512]

Source: https://worldpopulationreview.com/stat​es/florida-population

...but yeah, I get it. Lots of stories about Florida Man and all... no denying that. I just have a theory that it's not always a native born Floridian doing that crazy shiat.


No, we also important all the other state's crazy farkers. Between the Tourists and the Retirees, a lot of people come here expecting to get away with Floridan Man behavior... and entirely so they can get away with Florida Man behavior.
 
2021-06-01 6:38:49 PM  

Teddy Brosevelt: Countdown to desantis sending the goon squad out to kick down her door, arrest her and threaten her kids with guns begins....

.....


......

Now.


jokes on him, nikki is 43 and doesn't have kids. and she has a concealed carry permit.......

https://www.tampabay.com/florida-poli​t​ics/buzz/2018/09/24/meet-nicole-nikki-​fried-the-marijuana-lobbyist-and-fort-​lauderdale-attorney-running-for-agricu​lture-commissioner/
 
2021-06-01 6:44:58 PM  

HFK: GlenninSac: Farkers, here's you chance to unload some cash:

https://nikkifried.com,

and be plagued by fundraising appeals for decades.

Do it anyway.


I like that the first amount under donations is $4.20.


Thx, I went back to look and wound up making a slightly larger donation: $20.22.
 
2021-06-01 6:46:58 PM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Get a measure on the ballot to legalize teh weed. she'll win.

Help us sinsemilla, you're our only hope!


John Morgan's the fancy word vending machine and ghostwriter on this legislation.
 
2021-06-01 7:02:10 PM  

DoctorFarkGood: special20: PC LOAD LETTER: special20: I just hope Floridians finally see that DeSantis is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. In fact, I hope they stop voting for Nazis...

It's FL. FloriDUH.

US Born residents number 43.49% opposed to the 35.81% US Born actually born Florida should tell you something: there are far more other stupider Americans living in Florida than actual, native Floridians.
[Fark user image 850x512]

Source: https://worldpopulationreview.com/stat​es/florida-population

...but yeah, I get it. Lots of stories about Florida Man and all... no denying that. I just have a theory that it's not always a native born Floridian doing that crazy shiat.

No, we also important all the other state's crazy farkers. Between the Tourists and the Retirees, a lot of people come here expecting to get away with Floridan Man behavior... and entirely so they can get away with Florida Man behavior.


I don't which is worse, rednecks packing a fridge full of tannerite and  purposely hitting a car with it to see what happens, or mopey randos who took a public information stance set by a county and mocked it without knowing what exists in their own culture-government thingy.  The third is getting a bunch of lone wolves to crack, but that's justifiably a minigame of #2.
 
2021-06-01 7:07:22 PM  

thehellisthis: DoctorFarkGood: special20: PC LOAD LETTER: special20: I just hope Floridians finally see that DeSantis is as crooked as a dog's hind leg. In fact, I hope they stop voting for Nazis...

It's FL. FloriDUH.

US Born residents number 43.49% opposed to the 35.81% US Born actually born Florida should tell you something: there are far more other stupider Americans living in Florida than actual, native Floridians.
[Fark user image 850x512]

Source: https://worldpopulationreview.com/stat​es/florida-population

...but yeah, I get it. Lots of stories about Florida Man and all... no denying that. I just have a theory that it's not always a native born Floridian doing that crazy shiat.

No, we also important all the other state's crazy farkers. Between the Tourists and the Retirees, a lot of people come here expecting to get away with Floridan Man behavior... and entirely so they can get away with Florida Man behavior.

I don't which is worse, rednecks packing a fridge full of tannerite and  purposely hitting a car with it to see what happens, or mopey randos who took a public information stance set by a county and mocked it without knowing what exists in their own culture-government thingy.  The third is getting a bunch of lone wolves to crack, but that's justifiably a minigame of #2.


Username checks out.
 
2021-06-01 7:23:17 PM  

cocozilla: It's florida. They're too stupid to live. You're talking about the people who keep electing Rick Scott. Florida is a waste and should be cut off and let it sink into the Atlantic


Fark you, asshole.

Signed,

~11,000,000 Floridians who aren't morons.
 
2021-06-01 7:26:55 PM  
GO NIKKI GO NIKKI GO!

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