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(Page Six)   Former supermodel Helena Christensen strips down to lingerie for a photoshoot with forever MILF Brooke Shields   (pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Giggity, Helena Christensen, supermodel Helena Christensen, upcoming Coco de Mer campaign, 52-year-old Christensen, Brooke Shields, Lingerie, The Blue Lagoon, Hosiery  
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2021-06-01 1:26:08 PM  
Aren't they kind of well to do for an OnlyFans?
 
2021-06-01 1:43:47 PM  
I would trample all of you to death rushing to jump onto that set.

And also, the place where the pictures were taken, too.
 
2021-06-01 1:48:53 PM  
Gotta go bop-the-baloney now
 
2021-06-01 1:50:26 PM  
Well I would go to my bunk but we are now back in the office full time, no more WFH for me :(
 
2021-06-01 1:53:37 PM  
Brookemark!
 
2021-06-01 1:55:32 PM  
That's quite a tight and pert butt for a 52-year-old.
 
2021-06-01 2:04:53 PM  

groppet: Well I would go to my bunk but we are now back in the office full time, no more WFH for me :(


Don't you have bathrooms with stalls?
 
2021-06-01 2:05:22 PM  
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2021-06-01 2:10:31 PM  
It's been a long time since Helena was in 'Wicked Games'.. still pretty good, though she could have worn a little more sunscreen when she was younger.
 
2021-06-01 2:15:43 PM  

FrancoFile: That's quite a tight and pert butt for a 52-year-old.


Second.
 
2021-06-01 2:16:30 PM  

KingKauff: groppet: Well I would go to my bunk but we are now back in the office full time, no more WFH for me :(

Don't you have bathrooms with stalls?


When I work for a large company we called the bathroom by the cost accounting group the whack shack.  It was out of the way and there were only ladies that worked in those departments for some reason.
 
2021-06-01 2:40:12 PM  
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I don't know, Subby, I grimace every time this part of the Colgate commercial airs. Helena looks good in that low rez pic but I'm sure they both look HAWT AF in dim lights and after 2 beers.
 
2021-06-01 2:48:53 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I don't know, Subby, I grimace every time this part of the Colgate commercial airs. Helena looks good in that low rez pic but I'm sure they both look HAWT AF in dim lights and after 2 beers.


They probably have sharp knees too.
 
2021-06-01 2:55:37 PM  
Are we sure that isn't Cameron Diaz?
 
2021-06-01 2:57:23 PM  
First, the fark is that?

Second, wouldn't Brooke Shields be a GILF by now.
 
2021-06-01 3:21:03 PM  
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2021-06-01 3:25:12 PM  
I've been around long enough to remember when Brooke Shields was a TILF.
 
2021-06-01 3:40:15 PM  

J45Picker: I've been around long enough to remember when Brooke Shields was a TILF.


I remember when she was a "why don't you have a seat over there...".
 
2021-06-01 3:45:40 PM  
 
2021-06-01 3:52:49 PM  

Ivo Shandor: J45Picker: I've been around long enough to remember when Brooke Shields was a TILF.

I remember when she was a "why don't you have a seat over there...".


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Pretty Baby (1978). She was 12 at the time.
 
2021-06-01 4:16:52 PM  
Yes, please.

Please.
 
2021-06-01 4:23:42 PM  

The Crepes of Wrath: Yes, please.

Please.


What unfortunate timing for your reply to appear given what's right above.
 
2021-06-01 4:30:12 PM  

Troy McClure: The Crepes of Wrath: Yes, please.

Please.

What unfortunate timing for your reply to appear given what's right above.


Yeah, realized that after I posted.

She's two months older than I am, though, so at every point in her career, it was okay for me to have a thing for her.
 
2021-06-01 4:33:09 PM  

Alphax: It's been a long time since Helena was in 'Wicked Games'.. still pretty good, though she could have worn a little more sunscreen when she was younger.


Chris Isaak - Wicked Game(Official Video)
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2021-06-01 4:42:50 PM  
I once watched Shields put band-aids on her nipples. She made it hilarious instead of sexy.
 
2021-06-01 4:45:22 PM  
Teenage-me in the late 1980s had no chance. Middle-age me now? I think I have a chance.
 
2021-06-01 5:16:20 PM  

FrancoFile: That's quite a tight and pert butt for a 52-year-old.


Well thank you but I'm only 50.
 
2021-06-01 5:25:21 PM  

ZMugg: Ivo Shandor: J45Picker: I've been around long enough to remember when Brooke Shields was a TILF.

I remember when she was a "why don't you have a seat over there...".

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Pretty Baby (1978). She was 12 at the time.


Between that and Blue Lagoon... what was up with her parents?
 
2021-06-01 5:33:32 PM  

mongbiohazard: ZMugg: Ivo Shandor: J45Picker: I've been around long enough to remember when Brooke Shields was a TILF.

I remember when she was a "why don't you have a seat over there...".

[play-lh.googleusercontent.com image 720x405]
Pretty Baby (1978). She was 12 at the time.

Between that and Blue Lagoon... what was up with her parents?


Mom was a stage mother.
And an alky.
 
2021-06-01 5:38:35 PM  

KingKauff: Wine Sipping Elitist: [Fark user image image 850x478]

I don't know, Subby, I grimace every time this part of the Colgate commercial airs. Helena looks good in that low rez pic but I'm sure they both look HAWT AF in dim lights and after 2 beers.

They probably have sharp knees too.


Ha! Studman69 was totally the vibe was going for.  In reality, I would not ever claim to kick her out of bed but that commercial ... in HD ... doesn't help her.
 
2021-06-01 5:59:30 PM  
Danish dad + Peruvian mom = amazing genetics.

Millionaire before age 20 = ability to afford world-class fitness trainers, workout facilities, chefs, dermatologists, and plastic surgeons, anywhere in the world at anytime.

Modeling and endorsement contracts = high economic and PR incentives to stay beautiful for as long as possible, beyond just health reasons + provided with top makeup artists, photographers, and touch-up specialists.

Good for her - she didn't waste an ounce of those advantages and resources. She looks amazing.
 
2021-06-01 10:23:47 PM  
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I don't know, Subby, I grimace every time this part of the Colgate commercial airs. Helena looks good in that low rez pic but I'm sure they both look HAWT AF in dim lights and after 2 beers.


Is that Catlin Jenner?
 
2021-06-01 10:26:28 PM  
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2021-06-01 11:29:15 PM  
I still would...

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