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2021-06-01 2:18:43 PM  
To be fair, 'The US refusing to even admit that there was a pandemic, and then underestimating its severity, and outright refusal to take even the most feeble and ineffective steps to slow the transmission in the country,' wasn't even on their BINGO card.
 
2021-06-01 3:20:01 PM  

hubiestubert: To be fair, 'The US refusing to even admit that there was a pandemic, and then underestimating its severity, and outright refusal to take even the most feeble and ineffective steps to slow the transmission in the country,' wasn't even on their BINGO card.


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2021-06-01 3:25:15 PM  
Paul Simon - One-Trick Pony (Live)
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2021-06-01 3:28:17 PM  
Russian pee tape. That is all.
 
2021-06-01 3:45:01 PM  
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2021-06-01 3:45:11 PM  
When attacking Hunter Biden is all you've got...
 
2021-06-01 3:45:11 PM  
No tax breaks for films that don't violate Chinese censorship laws.

Problem solved!
 
2021-06-01 3:45:24 PM  
and emails from Hunter's laptop, the authenticity of which no one has ever denied.

Can't argue with that type of logic.
 
2021-06-01 3:46:25 PM  
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Found the problem
 
2021-06-01 3:48:38 PM  
republicans are insurrectionist shiatbags, Liz Peek (lol) should be writing about that.  eat shiat trumpers
 
2021-06-01 3:49:26 PM  
The U.S. will never get to the bottom of it because that would mean taking measures to prevent future outbreaks.

We have had multiple new viruses go around the globe from China in the last couple decades because no one wants to stop the profits involved with human rights abuses. These abuses leave people more open to disease and international middle management brings it back home after making sure the whip holders are getting enough productivity out of the slaves.
 
2021-06-01 3:49:42 PM  
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2021-06-01 3:50:04 PM  
According to a recent Rasmussen report,

lol
 
2021-06-01 3:50:15 PM  
Hunter Biden's laptop contained detailed instructions on how to make Chinese bioweapons such as COVID-19, steganographically embedded in those pics of him smoking crack with Russian prostitutes.

You can't prove they don't exist.

Study it out
 
2021-06-01 3:50:29 PM  

Resin33: and emails from Hunter's laptop, the authenticity of which no one has ever denied.

Can't argue with that type of logic.


Yep, it's like when I told everyone I had a three-way with Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur. No one has denied the authenticity, therefore it happened.

/Ten years ago today!!!!
 
2021-06-01 3:51:37 PM  
Too stupid to exist.
 
2021-06-01 3:55:09 PM  
I think Fox stole the Wheel of Insanity from Deadpool.
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It's the only explanation for the lunacy that they push
 
2021-06-01 3:55:26 PM  
So, let's say that the virus did originate in China and came out of a Chinese lab (not racist, that's what Joe Biden is investigating). And, let's say that we do find out that the Chinese government was behind the research (probable) and even development (less likely). And that they released the virus on purpose or on accident.

What then, Fox News? What do you want? A war?
 
2021-06-01 3:55:56 PM  

Merltech: hubiestubert: To be fair, 'The US refusing to even admit that there was a pandemic, and then underestimating its severity, and outright refusal to take even the most feeble and ineffective steps to slow the transmission in the country,' wasn't even on their BINGO card.

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I don't think they underestimated the severity - they just didn't care because the early impact was mostly in blue states. A suitable punishment for not supporting the führer's vision for American Greatness.
 
2021-06-01 3:59:52 PM  

misanthropicsob: So, let's say that the virus did originate in China and came out of a Chinese lab (not racist, that's what Joe Biden is investigating). And, let's say that we do find out that the Chinese government was behind the research (probable) and even development (less likely). And that they released the virus on purpose or on accident.

What then, Fox News? What do you want? A war?


Yes. Yes they do. If not Hot, then Cold. The hard on for a conflict with China has lasted a lot longer than 4 hours and they keep popping Viagra.
 
2021-06-01 4:03:23 PM  

Nah'mean: Merltech: hubiestubert: To be fair, 'The US refusing to even admit that there was a pandemic, and then underestimating its severity, and outright refusal to take even the most feeble and ineffective steps to slow the transmission in the country,' wasn't even on their BINGO card.

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I don't think they underestimated the severity - they just didn't care because the early impact was mostly in blue states. A suitable punishment for not supporting the führer's vision for American Greatness.


I don't think it is even that nuanced. I think they felt it would kill poor people but that would be fine as long as businesses stayed open.
 
2021-06-01 4:04:48 PM  
I care as much about a fox op-ed writer's opinion on anything as I care about a paper on particle physics written by a 4 year old.
 
2021-06-01 4:05:17 PM  

misanthropicsob: So, let's say that the virus did originate in China and came out of a Chinese lab (not racist, that's what Joe Biden is investigating). And, let's say that we do find out that the Chinese government was behind the research (probable) and even development (less likely). And that they released the virus on purpose or on accident.

What then, Fox News? What do you want? A war?


You gotta admit, a war with China would be a great way to cap off this phase in their cinematic universe.
 
2021-06-01 4:05:23 PM  
I was once naive enough to believe all that would be needed to sell a war with another country was genocide, war crimes, and concentration camps. So disillusioned.
 
2021-06-01 4:09:43 PM  

eKonk: Resin33: and emails from Hunter's laptop, the authenticity of which no one has ever denied.

Can't argue with that type of logic.

Yep, it's like when I told everyone I had a three-way with Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur. No one has denied the authenticity, therefore it happened.

/Ten years ago today!!!!


Ten years ago today, June 1, 2011. Bea Arthur died in 2009, Estelle Getty in 2008. There is a 99.9% chance your three-way claim is not authentic.

/That final 0.1% chance?  I'm not going anywhere near that outcome...
 
2021-06-01 4:09:52 PM  
According to a recent Rasmussen report, nearly 70% of U.S. voters believe it is likely that COVID-19 originated in a Chinese laboratory.

I wonder what this translates to with a real poll
 
2021-06-01 4:14:00 PM  

Headso: According to a recent Rasmussen report, nearly 70% of U.S. voters believe it is likely that COVID-19 originated in a Chinese laboratory.

I wonder what this translates to with a real poll


That statistic includes Joe Biden and his intelligence community, so...
 
2021-06-01 4:19:50 PM  
Who knew having a tattoo of New York's finger lakes is such a hot commodity.
 
2021-06-01 4:23:22 PM  
There are two things to say about this:

1. Even if it is conclusively shown that it was in a lab, escaped from the lab, and caused the current pandemic, it does not mean that it was (a) engineered in that lab, or (b) that it was released intentionally.

2. As soon as it's shown that it was once in a lab in Wuhan China, The GOP, and all the rest of the Conservatives will say that it was (a) engineered in that lab, or (b) that it was released intentionally.  They will say this without any evidence to support it.  It will be phrased as, "you can't prove it's not true".

And now that the cat is out of the bag so to speak, it's going to happen.  In fact, #2 might happen no matter what simply because the investigation was announced.  That's all the proof they need.

And in the end, Drumpf will be vindicated because he was right.  He wasn't right, of course.  But that really doesn't matter any more than it ever has before.
 
2021-06-01 4:26:12 PM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: According to a recent Rasmussen report,

lol


Came to say this. Rasmussen is the only polling organization that Trumpers believe.
 
2021-06-01 4:30:50 PM  
I like how Republicans simultaneously think that COVID was engineered in a Chinese military lab and deliberately released as an act of war, and is also a basically harmless nothingburger that requires no vaccines or even any protective measures to deal with.
 
2021-06-01 4:32:49 PM  

misanthropicsob: Headso: According to a recent Rasmussen report, nearly 70% of U.S. voters believe it is likely that COVID-19 originated in a Chinese laboratory.

I wonder what this translates to with a real poll

That statistic includes Joe Biden and his intelligence community, so...


What?
 
2021-06-01 4:45:37 PM  

babygoat: misanthropicsob: Headso: According to a recent Rasmussen report, nearly 70% of U.S. voters believe it is likely that COVID-19 originated in a Chinese laboratory.

I wonder what this translates to with a real poll

That statistic includes Joe Biden and his intelligence community, so...

What?


*pssst* Last week, Joe Biden announced that he was going to investigate China and Chinese labs for the source of COVID based on the intelligence community's recommendations.
 
2021-06-01 4:49:05 PM  
Anything to distract from the traitors throwing their lot in with the Russians.
 
2021-06-01 4:54:29 PM  

misanthropicsob: babygoat: misanthropicsob: Headso: According to a recent Rasmussen report, nearly 70% of U.S. voters believe it is likely that COVID-19 originated in a Chinese laboratory.

I wonder what this translates to with a real poll

That statistic includes Joe Biden and his intelligence community, so...

What?

*pssst* Last week, Joe Biden announced that he was going to investigate China and Chinese labs for the source of COVID based on the intelligence community's recommendations.


"Investigating" is not the same thing as "believing in".
 
2021-06-01 4:55:33 PM  

misanthropicsob: babygoat: misanthropicsob: Headso: According to a recent Rasmussen report, nearly 70% of U.S. voters believe it is likely that COVID-19 originated in a Chinese laboratory.

I wonder what this translates to with a real poll

That statistic includes Joe Biden and his intelligence community, so...

What?

*pssst* Last week, Joe Biden announced that he was going to investigate China and Chinese labs for the source of COVID based on the intelligence community's recommendations.


You forgot to include the part where it was demonstrated that any of them think that it is "likely".
 
2021-06-01 5:03:57 PM  

misanthropicsob: babygoat: misanthropicsob: Headso: According to a recent Rasmussen report, nearly 70% of U.S. voters believe it is likely that COVID-19 originated in a Chinese laboratory.

I wonder what this translates to with a real poll

That statistic includes Joe Biden and his intelligence community, so...

What?

*pssst* Last week, Joe Biden announced that he was going to investigate China and Chinese labs for the source of COVID based on the intelligence community's recommendations.


*pssst* You dumb.
 
2021-06-01 5:24:11 PM  

misanthropicsob: So, let's say that the virus did originate in China and came out of a Chinese lab (not racist, that's what Joe Biden is investigating). And, let's say that we do find out that the Chinese government was behind the research (probable) and even development (less likely). And that they released the virus on purpose or on accident.

What then, Fox News? What do you want? A war?


Then President Trump is one-hundred-thousand percent absolved of all responsibilities and burdens of having to deal with the virus and must now be reinstated as the rightful and sole holder of the office of the president of the WORLD!!!
 
2021-06-01 5:34:43 PM  

Nadie_AZ: misanthropicsob: So, let's say that the virus did originate in China and came out of a Chinese lab (not racist, that's what Joe Biden is investigating). And, let's say that we do find out that the Chinese government was behind the research (probable) and even development (less likely). And that they released the virus on purpose or on accident.

What then, Fox News? What do you want? A war?

Yes. Yes they do. If not Hot, then Cold. The hard on for a conflict with China has lasted a lot longer than 4 hours and they keep popping Viagra.


Not to mention their belief that this would vindicate Trump for farking up our Weeners to this pandemic.
 
2021-06-01 5:36:48 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Nadie_AZ: misanthropicsob: So, let's say that the virus did originate in China and came out of a Chinese lab (not racist, that's what Joe Biden is investigating). And, let's say that we do find out that the Chinese government was behind the research (probable) and even development (less likely). And that they released the virus on purpose or on accident.

What then, Fox News? What do you want? A war?

Yes. Yes they do. If not Hot, then Cold. The hard on for a conflict with China has lasted a lot longer than 4 hours and they keep popping Viagra.

Not to mention their belief that this would vindicate Trump for farking up our Weeners to this pandemic.


I didn't know that the words "initial" and "response" strung together triggered the filter.
 
2021-06-01 6:01:44 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Mrtraveler01: Nadie_AZ: misanthropicsob: So, let's say that the virus did originate in China and came out of a Chinese lab (not racist, that's what Joe Biden is investigating). And, let's say that we do find out that the Chinese government was behind the research (probable) and even development (less likely). And that they released the virus on purpose or on accident.

What then, Fox News? What do you want? A war?

Yes. Yes they do. If not Hot, then Cold. The hard on for a conflict with China has lasted a lot longer than 4 hours and they keep popping Viagra.

Not to mention their belief that this would vindicate Trump for farking up our Weeners to this pandemic.

I didn't know that the words "initial" and "response" strung together triggered the filter.


It triggers the Boobies filter.

/Hurrah for Weeniers!
 
2021-06-01 6:01:56 PM  
Wow! Star Trek doesn't have deflectors to match this thread. I guess the obvious connection between Hunter and the Wuhan origins is that both topics were basically censored before the election. The media embraced ideology and politics over facts. Nothing new there and as usual the Fark Pol Tab denizens regurgitated what they were fed without hesitation. If an investigation of any sort into the virus origin had happened  things might have turned out differently.  But spouting CCP propaganda is just more important.
 
2021-06-01 6:02:16 PM  

GrogSmash: Mrtraveler01: Mrtraveler01: Nadie_AZ: misanthropicsob: So, let's say that the virus did originate in China and came out of a Chinese lab (not racist, that's what Joe Biden is investigating). And, let's say that we do find out that the Chinese government was behind the research (probable) and even development (less likely). And that they released the virus on purpose or on accident.

What then, Fox News? What do you want? A war?

Yes. Yes they do. If not Hot, then Cold. The hard on for a conflict with China has lasted a lot longer than 4 hours and they keep popping Viagra.

Not to mention their belief that this would vindicate Trump for farking up our Weeners to this pandemic.

I didn't know that the words "initial" and "response" strung together triggered the filter.

It triggers the Boobies filter.

/Hurrah for Weeniers!


Buhahahahaha...  and I tripped a different filter.
 
2021-06-01 6:05:53 PM  

a particular individual: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: According to a recent Rasmussen report,

lol

Came to say this. Rasmussen is the only polling organization that Trumpers believe.


Unless it is not the results they want. I have seen them attack them when the numbers are not to their liking.

What was bunkie all about... what was that word? Oh yeah, loyalty. They are loyal until they are not.
 
2021-06-01 6:08:08 PM  

durbnpoisn: 2. As soon as it's shown that it was once in a lab in Wuhan China, The GOP, and all the rest of the Conservatives will say that it was (a) engineered in that lab, or (b) that it was released intentionally. They will say this without any evidence to support it. It will be phrased as, "you can't prove it's not true".


They have been doing this since at least April 2020.
 
2021-06-01 6:27:43 PM  
So what?

Would it change anything besides safety protocols at the lab?
 
2021-06-01 6:52:50 PM  

saturn badger: a particular individual: Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: According to a recent Rasmussen report,

lol

Came to say this. Rasmussen is the only polling organization that Trumpers believe.

Unless it is not the results they want. I have seen them attack them when the numbers are not to their liking.

What was bunkie all about... what was that word? Oh yeah, loyalty. They are loyal until they are not.


From the Arizona "audit";

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2021-06-01 6:53:44 PM  

edmo: [YouTube video: Paul Simon - One-Trick Pony (Live)]


today i learned that tony levin was in paul simon's live band at one point.
 
2021-06-01 6:54:57 PM  

durbnpoisn: There are two things to say about this:

1. Even if it is conclusively shown that it was in a lab, escaped from the lab, and caused the current pandemic, it does not mean that it was (a) engineered in that lab, or (b) that it was released intentionally.

2. As soon as it's shown that it was once in a lab in Wuhan China, The GOP, and all the rest of the Conservatives will say that it was (a) engineered in that lab, or (b) that it was released intentionally.  They will say this without any evidence to support it.  It will be phrased as, "you can't prove it's not true".

And now that the cat is out of the bag so to speak, it's going to happen.  In fact, #2 might happen no matter what simply because the investigation was announced.  That's all the proof they need.

And in the end, Drumpf will be vindicated because he was right.  He wasn't right, of course.  But that really doesn't matter any more than it ever has before.


I think it'll get filed right next to other conservative "truths" like how we found WMDs in Iraq and Obama's failed response to Hurricane Katrina.  They willl just keep on truckin' in their own reality and continue to, as they see it, save the nation by faithfully voting (R).

/In 10 years, will Jordan Klepper be interviewing voters who wonder why Biden didn't do anything to stop 500,000 Americans from dying of coronavirus in 2020?
 
2021-06-01 7:01:48 PM  

jst3p: misanthropicsob: babygoat: misanthropicsob: Headso: According to a recent Rasmussen report, nearly 70% of U.S. voters believe it is likely that COVID-19 originated in a Chinese laboratory.

I wonder what this translates to with a real poll

That statistic includes Joe Biden and his intelligence community, so...

What?

*pssst* Last week, Joe Biden announced that he was going to investigate China and Chinese labs for the source of COVID based on the intelligence community's recommendations.

You forgot to include the part where it was demonstrated that any of them think that it is "likely".


From last week:

"As of today, the U.S. Intelligence Community has 'coalesced around two likely scenarios' but has not reached a definitive conclusion on this question," Biden said in a statement.
"Here is their current position: 'while two elements in the IC leans toward the [human contact] scenario and one leans more toward the [lab leak scenario] - each with low or moderate confidence - the majority of elements do not believe there is sufficient information to assess one to be more likely than the other," Biden said.


(CNBC)
 
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