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(Yahoo)   The DSM may no longer recognize sexual addiction as a thing, however there is such a thing as Sexual Addiction Anonymous - full of very repressed, but very horny Christians   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-06-01 9:41:14 AM  
I tried a co-ed meeting once but I felt so anxious and embarrassed that I threw up my Chick-fil-A sandwich the second I got home.

It's sentences like this that make me dismiss this as nothing more than a fictional troll.
 
2021-06-01 9:43:28 AM  
My last girlfriend was religious.  Never again.
 
2021-06-01 9:46:02 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: My last girlfriend was religious.  Never again.


You didn't like when she said "oh god!" a million times while having sex?
 
2021-06-01 10:26:53 AM  
God damn.  I hope after that ordeal she bought a ticket to Italy and spent a few mounts romping through the countryside.
 
2021-06-01 10:35:55 AM  
I wonder if there any openings. I would like to attend and confess my sins.
 
2021-06-01 10:40:27 AM  

steklo: I wonder if there any openings. I would like to attend and confess my sins.


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2021-06-01 10:57:05 AM  
"This week, I ... um ... I've been struggling with watching porn again," she continues.

Sweat drips down my forehead and rests on top of my eyebrows. I listen to each of the women, in a clockwise direction, take a turn speaking. Soon it will be my turn. I feel a knot forming in my stomach and I'm overcome with a wave of nausea. They all continue to confess their transgressions of lust, masturbation, and late night pornography-viewing escapades.

-------


...and, I'm spent.

(I have sort-of experienced this in real life: Fundagelical college "Men's Groups" are intended in large part to serve as the fap police, and they do actually go around the room sometimes and confess to having masturbated this week. But it's way less hot when it's dorky 19 and 20-year old college guys. Unless you're into that sort of thing.)
 
2021-06-01 11:22:27 AM  

UberDave: God damn.  I hope after that ordeal she bought a ticket to Italy and spent a few mounts romping through the countryside.


Indeed!
 
2021-06-01 1:03:01 PM  

steklo: Benevolent Misanthrope: My last girlfriend was religious.  Never again.

You didn't like when she said "oh god!" a million times while having sex?


No, she didn't like it when I did.
 
2021-06-01 1:03:39 PM  
I wonder if the people at this meeting sit around in a circle?
 
2021-06-01 1:05:22 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: No, she didn't like it when I did.


Ah she's using the old 10 commandments, "thou shall not have any other gods"

well, I hope your better off without her then.
 
2021-06-01 1:05:52 PM  
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You ever suck dick for marijuana sucking dick?
 
2021-06-01 1:06:27 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: steklo: Benevolent Misanthrope: My last girlfriend was religious.  Never again.

You didn't like when she said "oh god!" a million times while having sex?

No, she didn't like it when I did.


They usually don't mind that anywhere nears as much as when I start shouting my own name.
 
2021-06-01 1:06:53 PM  
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Prefers the old-school term 'satyriasis'.
 
2021-06-01 1:07:04 PM  
My girlfriend back in 1985 was a nympho. We dated for 3 years. Every day we had sex. Well, out of those 3 years, only 3 days of them, we didn't.

I miss her.
 
2021-06-01 1:07:23 PM  
Religion. Not even once.

Humanity 2021 : star wars is totally made up!
Also humanity 2021 : these stories of invisible friends living in the clouds watching everything you do 24/7, counting your "sins" so they can send you to an invisible place where you get tortured for eternity after you die and that old 1500 years old book written by mentally disturbed people that was totally written by that same invisible man in the clouds is totally legit, I should base my whole life on that... yeah sounds cool!

Twilight books are more credible than any religion and yet I wont base my whole life on them because I aint a farking idiot.

/fark religion
//if you believe in religion, you have mental issues
 
2021-06-01 1:07:32 PM  
Can we get sexual repression recognized as a mental illness?
 
2021-06-01 1:07:39 PM  

steklo: I wonder if the people at this meeting sit around in a circle?


What kind of jerks would do that?
 
2021-06-01 1:07:54 PM  

steklo: My girlfriend back in 1985 was a nympho. We dated for 3 years. Every day we had sex. Well, out of those 3 years, only 3 days of them, we didn't.

I miss her.


She says hi.
 
2021-06-01 1:08:01 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: (I have sort-of experienced this in real life: Fundagelical college "Men's Groups" are intended in large part to serve as the fap police


The fap police, they live inside of my head!
 
2021-06-01 1:09:29 PM  
That sounds like a great place to pick up easy chicks...

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2021-06-01 1:09:52 PM  

steklo: My girlfriend back in 1985 was a nympho.


I dated a nympho for a short time.  The problem with them is when you are done, a nympho is just getting warmed up.
 
2021-06-01 1:10:38 PM  
Methodist? I stopped reading there, but Methodists are pretty progressive.
 
2021-06-01 1:10:55 PM  

Dryad: They usually don't mind that anywhere nears as much as when I start shouting my own name


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"this one time, having sex, I called her mom"
 
2021-06-01 1:11:10 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: "This week, I ... um ... I've been struggling with watching porn again," she continues.

Sweat drips down my forehead and rests on top of my eyebrows. I listen to each of the women, in a clockwise direction, take a turn speaking. Soon it will be my turn. I feel a knot forming in my stomach and I'm overcome with a wave of nausea. They all continue to confess their transgressions of lust, masturbation, and late night pornography-viewing escapades.

-------

...and, I'm spent.

(I have sort-of experienced this in real life: Fundagelical college "Men's Groups" are intended in large part to serve as the fap police, and they do actually go around the room sometimes and confess to having masturbated this week. But it's way less hot when it's dorky 19 and 20-year old college guys. Unless you're into that sort of thing.)


Yeah, you gotta stick around after the meeting.  That's when they give each other brojobs to prevent their friends from committing the sin of masturbation.

It's the Christian thing to do!
 
2021-06-01 1:11:54 PM  
Something something BDSM something DSM.
 
2021-06-01 1:12:27 PM  
Man, Penthouse letters have really gone downhill.
 
2021-06-01 1:12:40 PM  

OgreMagi: The problem with them is when you are done, a nympho is just getting warmed up


I've got to say, those 3 years were a blessing. Being she was one of my firsts, I thought all girls liked having sex every day. so when I got a new girlfriend and found out the truth...

Boy,was I let down.
 
2021-06-01 1:12:57 PM  
Deadly Spaghettis Monster?
Dear Spaghettis Monster?

If he gets between me and my Lord the FSM, it'll be the Deceased Spaghettis Monster.
 
2021-06-01 1:13:16 PM  
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2021-06-01 1:13:52 PM  

The Bunyip: Martian_Astronomer: (I have sort-of experienced this in real life: Fundagelical college "Men's Groups" are intended in large part to serve as the fap police

The fap police, they live inside of my head!


You joke, but that's actually the idea with most of those types of Christian cults: They don't need rigorous overbearing behavioral control if they can program your brain to constantly thought-police yourself all the time and compulsively report yourself when you screw up.

"Take every thought captive" is how it's phrased in 2nd Corinthians.
 
2021-06-01 1:14:52 PM  

H31N0US: steklo: My girlfriend back in 1985 was a nympho. We dated for 3 years. Every day we had sex. Well, out of those 3 years, only 3 days of them, we didn't.

I miss her.

She says hi.


With her mouth full?   She was pretty good at that.
 
2021-06-01 1:15:12 PM  

steklo: My girlfriend back in 1985 was a nympho. We dated for 3 years. Every day we had sex. Well, out of those 3 years, only 3 days of them, we didn't.

I miss her.


Those were the 3 best days of 1985 for me.
 
2021-06-01 1:15:18 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: My last girlfriend was religious.  Never again.


I'd tend to agree, but the religious aspect seems more or less orthogonal.  I spent much too long with a stone-cold atheist who was, as a theory, totally sexually liberated but in the sheets, "why don't you just officially come out as ace already?"
 
2021-06-01 1:16:32 PM  

Sexy Jesus: steklo: My girlfriend back in 1985 was a nympho. We dated for 3 years. Every day we had sex. Well, out of those 3 years, only 3 days of them, we didn't.

I miss her.

Those were the 3 best days of 1985 for me.


oh now that makes sense. On the 4th day, she told me she saw Jesus.
 
2021-06-01 1:16:37 PM  
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This is from Smart Christian Woman Magazine and thus has relevance to the topic at hand.
 
2021-06-01 1:16:43 PM  
It's funny how when you make something taboo, it gets fetishized.
 
2021-06-01 1:16:48 PM  
34 comments and none of them about how the author is kinda hot? Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2021-06-01 1:17:13 PM  
This is just making me want to re-watch Choke.
 
2021-06-01 1:17:49 PM  
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2021-06-01 1:19:08 PM  
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2021-06-01 1:19:59 PM  

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Ouch, I cut myself on that.
 
2021-06-01 1:23:16 PM  
Why the fark is it so hard to base a community around "Do unto others as you would have them to unto you," but not shiat like this?
 
2021-06-01 1:23:50 PM  
This is easily the worst letter to Penthouse I've ever rubbed one out to.
 
2021-06-01 1:24:56 PM  

anfrind: Can we get sexual repression recognized as a mental illness?


If there is money in it the DSM will recognize anything as mental illness.
 
2021-06-01 1:26:06 PM  
Ah sex addiction - the morgellions disease of Christian psychology
 
2021-06-01 1:26:20 PM  
The level of self hatred and self righteousness 99% of people calling themselves "Christian" is both hilarious and infuriating. Mostly infuriating because these dumbasses have WAY more control and sway over the rest of intelligent society.

I remember a group in college like this that was literally just a hate group hiding behind their "religion." The main kid was 1000% an irredeemable asshole. I remember two plays he put on. One was about a guy that wakes up with "magic god hands" and gets bullied into a relationship with a girl who had syphilis??? It was total BS incel propaganda. The second was how yoga was satanic???

No idea where he ended up but my hope is at the bottom of a lake somewhere.
 
2021-06-01 1:27:00 PM  

steklo: [Fark user image 423x346]


Better?

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2021-06-01 1:28:16 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: steklo: [Fark user image 423x346]

Better?

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Yes, Much better, thanks!
 
2021-06-01 1:28:52 PM  
"Sexual addiction" has never been a real thing. Instead, it is a pseudo-condition hawked by Christians to shame natural sex drives. And it's also the go-to excuse for people caught cheating on their partners, so they can prance around in "rehab."
 
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