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(NYPost)   Apparently the sex dolls are sick of his non-stop obsessing about bodybuilding   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Sexual orientation, real relationship, Yuri Tolochko, real person, sex doll, sex doll Margo, sexual orientation, aforementioned sexual appetites  
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2021-06-01 9:14:58 AM  
He'd tell you more, but the silicone won't be cured for another 26 minutes.
 
2021-06-01 9:50:29 AM  
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2021-06-01 10:49:04 AM  
I think it's more likely he likes to f*ck any- and everything, and he's looking for more action.  Maybe someone who moves.
 
2021-06-01 11:07:36 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: [Fark user image image 336x401]


OMG I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time, thanks =)
 
2021-06-01 11:07:42 AM  
Somebody might want to update him on consent laws
 
2021-06-01 11:09:07 AM  
Well atleast he's limited it to humans.
 
2021-06-01 11:09:46 AM  
But once there is an article about your love of sex dolls, are there any real women that would consider even looking at him?

In other news, Fark NYP and Fark subby for linking it.
 
2021-06-01 11:11:17 AM  
Person with strange, but harmless kink, gets kink-shamed monthly by people on Fark who's browsing histories would constitute a crime against humanity if ever pried from their ISPs.

Rick Romero has more at 11.
 
2021-06-01 11:11:48 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: [Fark user image 336x401]


Am I wrong for picturing one of those going in to the engine of an Airbus and bringing down the plane?  No fatalities.  But the FAA investigation pulls a partial DNA sample out of the doll and they are soon, knock, knock, knocking on Harry's door.

"I dunno. guys.  She converted to Christianity and refused any more premarital fun-fun.  I wished her well.
 
2021-06-01 11:12:35 AM  
Will there be anyone who takes him up on the offer, or will his ego be deflated?
 
2021-06-01 11:12:45 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: [Fark user image 336x401]


Eh if rapture-believing nutjobs end up committing suicide by the hundreds of thousands or something if we did that, nothing of value would be lost and society would be better off.
 
2021-06-01 11:15:57 AM  
I'm not one to judge harmless kinks, BUT .. why get married at all? Can't he just have a committed monogamous relationship with his dolls?
 
2021-06-01 11:16:50 AM  
My sex doll left me for the toaster.
 
2021-06-01 11:19:51 AM  
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2021-06-01 11:20:09 AM  
Still a better love story than Twilight
 
2021-06-01 11:20:24 AM  

Porous Horace: My sex doll left me for the toaster.


She's gonna get burned.   I hope you toast her leaving.   She just wasn't bread for you, dude.

/rule of threes
//should have stopped at two
///or none
 
2021-06-01 11:20:32 AM  

zbtop: Person with strange, but harmless kink, gets kink-shamed monthly by people on Fark who's browsing histories would constitute a crime against humanity if ever pried from their ISPs.


If said fetishist didn't keep getting himself into articles to brag about marrying his sex doll, cheating on his sex doll with produce, marrying another sex doll, and now wanting to jointly marry his sex dolls to something else while he marries a flesh doll, you'd have a point.  But attention whores don't deserve basic consideration or empathy, only the consequences of advertising every stupid little thing they do.
 
2021-06-01 11:21:01 AM  
He lost me after one of the dolls was less human and more chicken-like.
 
2021-06-01 11:23:50 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Well atleast he's limited it to humans.


That remains to be seen.
 
2021-06-01 11:25:50 AM  
Good to see he found a means to become viral.  Hope his acting/modeling career pans out. 

In the meantime, you can say you married a doll, and people around you can pretend it is a marriage, but it carries zero legal or contractual heft that an actual marriage or domestic partnership carries. He could literally throw it all away in the trash and nothing would happen.  Try that with a real consenting adult. 

But hey, good luck with the modeling/acting career.
 
2021-06-01 11:26:11 AM  
Tolochko admitted to cheating on Margo with a "strange object" and a supermarket chicken

Ummm... keep farking that chicken?

/ew
 
2021-06-01 11:29:54 AM  
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2021-06-01 11:30:58 AM  
I know we are not suppose to make fun of mental health issues but if this guy is not the poster boy for mental health issues then I don't know who is.
 
2021-06-01 11:32:23 AM  
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2021-06-01 11:33:41 AM  
We've read stories on how he damages his sex dolls.

I don't think dating a human would be a good idea for this guy.
 
2021-06-01 11:41:08 AM  

DrunkenBob: zbtop: Person with strange, but harmless kink, gets kink-shamed monthly by people on Fark who's browsing histories would constitute a crime against humanity if ever pried from their ISPs.

If said fetishist didn't keep getting himself into articles to brag about marrying his sex doll, cheating on his sex doll with produce, marrying another sex doll, and now wanting to jointly marry his sex dolls to something else while he marries a flesh doll, you'd have a point.  But attention whores don't deserve basic consideration or empathy, only the consequences of advertising every stupid little thing they do.


Let's unpack this.

Our society rewards those that can capture our attention with wealth and fame. Yet you seem to think that those that seek our attention deserve to be treated like subhumans.

That's bullshiat. There are no behaviors so terrible that they justify treating someone without basic consideration and empathy. Certainly not something a benign as this.

You are trying to use someone else's behavior to justify your own shiatty behavior. You, sir, are a raging ass hole, and possibly a dangerous one.
 
2021-06-01 11:42:23 AM  

Porous Horace: My sex doll left me for the toaster.


I would have thunk it would have been the air compressor.

But I'm the practical sort.
 
2021-06-01 11:43:11 AM  
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2021-06-01 11:46:24 AM  
I still don't get the appeal of spending thousands of dollars on a doll when a $3 bottle of lube and your own hand are good enough.
 
2021-06-01 11:48:19 AM  

zbtop: Person with strange, but harmless kink, gets kink-shamed monthly by people on Fark who's browsing histories would constitute a crime against humanity if ever pried from their ISPs.

Rick Romero has more at 11.


It's not so much the kink as it is running to the tabloids to tell the world about his kink.

Don't like it, don't make it public.

/my fetish is making fun of other people's sexual proclivities
//don't kink shame me bro.
 
2021-06-01 11:49:14 AM  

keyboard era: Porous Horace: My sex doll left me for the toaster.

I would have thunk it would have been the air compressor.

But I'm the practical sort.


Bagel setting.
 
2021-06-01 11:59:08 AM  

zbtop: Person with strange, but harmless kink, gets kink-shamed monthly by people on Fark who's browsing histories would constitute a crime against humanity if ever pried from their ISPs.

Rick Romero has more at 11.


Welcome to FARK.
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2021-06-01 12:01:42 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: I still don't get the appeal of spending thousands of dollars on a doll when a $3 bottle of lube and your own hand are good enough.


If a $3 bottle of lube and your own hand were good enough, there would be a lot less dating and marriages.

Of course, a few years after marriage, you may want to get that $3 bottle of lube.
 
2021-06-01 12:06:23 PM  

zbtop: Person with strange, but harmless kink, gets kink-shamed monthly by people on Fark who's browsing histories would constitute a crime against humanity if ever pried from their ISPs.

Rick Romero has more at 11.


No one brings this up unsolicited.  He solicits these stories or sometimes self-publishes them with no help from traditional media whatsoever, it's basically what his bit is as a professional performance artist.  His appearances in person also appear to be paid, so that's at least part of where he's making money off of it.  I assume there's some kind of patreon thing or whatever as well to get him through the pandemic when in-person performances are rough to book, but who knows.

It's actually impressive how farking hard he has to work for it to even get the minimal exposure of local paper puff pieces being posted to FARK, apparently even with the pretty high popularity of sex dolls that you'd think would give him a sympathetic audience somewhere no one gives a shiat and they all want him to shut the fark up, stop constantly trolling, and go home.
 
2021-06-01 12:06:28 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: I still don't get the appeal of spending thousands of dollars on a doll when a $3 bottle of lube and your own hand are good enough.


Maybe good enough for you isn't good enough for them
 
2021-06-01 12:06:34 PM  

Porous Horace: keyboard era: Porous Horace: My sex doll left me for the toaster.

I would have thunk it would have been the air compressor.

But I'm the practical sort.

Bagel setting.


Oh, so that's cream cheese and not a yeast infection?
 
2021-06-01 12:08:51 PM  
The expressions suggest that those dolls aren't happy.
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2021-06-01 12:09:35 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Herr Morgenstern: I still don't get the appeal of spending thousands of dollars on a doll when a $3 bottle of lube and your own hand are good enough.

If a $3 bottle of lube and your own hand were good enough, there would be a lot less dating and marriages.

Of course, a few years after marriage, you may want to get that $3 bottle of lube.


i think it's the other way round.  if most people knew that a $3 bottle of lube and their hand would become their best option there would be a lot less marriage.
 
2021-06-01 12:12:04 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: [Fark user image 336x401]


Also pilots
 
2021-06-01 12:18:37 PM  

AndoCommando: I know we are not suppose to make fun of mental health issues but if this guy is not the poster boy for mental health issues then I don't know who is.


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This guy?
 
2021-06-01 12:23:28 PM  
Anyone else get a necrophilia vibe from these guys?
 
2021-06-01 12:29:40 PM  
Dear Sir,
If you truly are interested in dating the female of the human species, might I make a small suggestion before you set out on that path?
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2021-06-01 12:37:18 PM  
Its hard to find women who don't care about a hairy man's back.
 
2021-06-01 12:51:35 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Herr Morgenstern: I still don't get the appeal of spending thousands of dollars on a doll when a $3 bottle of lube and your own hand are good enough.

If a $3 bottle of lube and your own hand were good enough, there would be a lot less dating and marriages.

Of course, a few years after marriage, you may want to get that $3 bottle of lube.


$3 dollar lube?

What, is this a site for rich people?
 
2021-06-01 12:52:13 PM  
This gets a solid "Meh" from me.

I could care less about someone's adult toy (not a word crime).  I only care if it hurts someone else.

The way evangelicals do relationships, and the way I see many "normal" relationships makes me think that this is the future for men and many women. Their needs won't be met because sky wizard.
 
2021-06-01 1:15:47 PM  
Farkers laugh at that guy but how many here would buy an AOC sex doll if they made one?
 
2021-06-01 1:26:46 PM  

lolmao500: Farkers laugh at that guy but how many here would buy an AOC sex doll if they made one?


Architect of the Capital?  I mean he seems like a nice guy.

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2021-06-01 1:30:54 PM  

zbtop: Person with strange, but harmless kink, gets kink-shamed monthly by people on Fark who's browsing histories would constitute a crime against humanity if ever pried from their ISPs.


Shame is not a verb. If he feels shame about something he regularly sells to the press that's his problem.
 
2021-06-01 1:32:33 PM  

Inaditch: DrunkenBob: zbtop: Person with strange, but harmless kink, gets kink-shamed monthly by people on Fark who's browsing histories would constitute a crime against humanity if ever pried from their ISPs.

If said fetishist didn't keep getting himself into articles to brag about marrying his sex doll, cheating on his sex doll with produce, marrying another sex doll, and now wanting to jointly marry his sex dolls to something else while he marries a flesh doll, you'd have a point.  But attention whores don't deserve basic consideration or empathy, only the consequences of advertising every stupid little thing they do.

Let's unpack this.

Our society rewards those that can capture our attention with wealth and fame. Yet you seem to think that those that seek our attention deserve to be treated like subhumans.

That's bullshiat. There are no behaviors so terrible that they justify treating someone without basic consideration and empathy. Certainly not something a benign as this.

You are trying to use someone else's behavior to justify your own shiatty behavior. You, sir, are a raging ass hole, and possibly a dangerous one.


Counterpoint: the Kardashians.
 
2021-06-01 1:36:24 PM  

lolmao500: Farkers laugh at that guy but how many here would buy an AOC sex doll if they made one?


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