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(Orlando Weekly)   Nothing says legal dignity like a "Bigger is Better" dick joke ad campaign   (orlandoweekly.com) divider line
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2021-05-31 11:16:36 PM  
A ton of those north of Tampa. Hell, 90% of the billboards in Florida are for lawyers.
 
2021-06-01 1:15:57 AM  
There will be no
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jury in our case.
 
2021-06-01 1:16:16 AM  
It's the motion of the ocean!  That's what she said. ...okay...somebody said.  Once.  Somewhere.
 
2021-06-01 1:18:13 AM  
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2021-06-01 1:23:30 AM  
Weeners tag would have worked here, too.
 
2021-06-01 1:28:56 AM  
Morgan & Morgan, helping rightsize advertising agencies since 1984
 
2021-06-01 1:31:14 AM  
Hi.
 
2021-06-01 1:32:23 AM  
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2021-06-01 1:50:03 AM  

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The giant dick isn't nearly as disturbing as the well defined ball-sack.
 
2021-06-01 1:50:46 AM  
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Unfortunately it was pretty flaccid.
 
2021-06-01 2:05:16 AM  
Someone told me he personally put up 1 million of his own money to get medical marijuana passed here in Florida.  I don't think he supports recreational use though.

Morgan and Morgan.  For the people.
 
2021-06-01 2:14:55 AM  
Gross message.

I hope they lose all their female and aware male clients.
 
2021-06-01 2:34:50 AM  
You mean this guy really exists?  I've seen his ads all over Atlanta and just assumed it was some stock photo for another ambulance chaser.  One that had barely passed the bar and was using family money to pump up himself as successful.

Sort of like our last president.
 
2021-06-01 2:46:33 AM  
I like how the owner just purged every concerned employee from the payroll. Sounds like a great guy to work for.
 
2021-06-01 3:00:43 AM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: Gross message.

I hope they lose all their female and aware male clients.


They've just spent a lot of money publicly proclaiming they're big dicks.  Now we know better than to bother with them.  I'd call that a successful campaign - not for what they wanted, no - but from a consumer perspective?  I now know not to waste my time.
 
2021-06-01 3:04:54 AM  
Morgan?
Big M
Little organ
 
2021-06-01 3:27:32 AM  

janzee: There will be no
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2021-06-01 3:38:23 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Zevon's Evil Twin: Gross message.

I hope they lose all their female and aware male clients.

They've just spent a lot of money publicly proclaiming they're big dicks.  Now we know better than to bother with them.  I'd call that a successful campaign - not for what they wanted, no - but from a consumer perspective?  I now know not to waste my time.


But if you're looking for a lawyer, don't you want the most massive prick available?
 
2021-06-01 4:20:11 AM  
Since this is a dick thread there has been something bugging for many, many years.
On KROQ in LA in the 90's the morning show used to play a clip of a song set to heavy punk music and the lyrics were pretty much this, "dick, dick, dick - dick, dick, dick - Dick Cheney!"
I can't find it any where, anybody else remember it?

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2021-06-01 4:28:20 AM  

Bonzo_1116: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Zevon's Evil Twin: Gross message.

I hope they lose all their female and aware male clients.

They've just spent a lot of money publicly proclaiming they're big dicks.  Now we know better than to bother with them.  I'd call that a successful campaign - not for what they wanted, no - but from a consumer perspective?  I now know not to waste my time.

But if you're looking for a lawyer, don't you want the most massive prick available?


Heh, but seriously no, you don't.  You want a lawyer that can ACT like a big dick, if it becomes necessary to do so in the course of their job.  You don't want one that IS a big dick.  Those make enemies left, right, and sideways by being themselves outside of the courtroom, and the last thing you want is to give the opposing attorney serious motivation because they personally hate your attorney.  No, it shouldn't work that way, but humans are humans and they're gonna.  Hardass and serious business is fine, dick is not helpful.  Note also that being dicks, they're the ones that are liable to skimp, pad the bill, and rely over-much on their own master plans - and those sometimes are about as brilliant as a typical 1st lieutenant's tactical instructions.  Hire yourself the serious folks, the dicks are ego-maniacs that will end up doing less for you, 'cause what they can do for them will always be the priority.

/serious answer to not so serious reply ends
//but I've seen people make the mistake you're describing
///and suffer thereby
 
2021-06-01 5:11:02 AM  

cherryl taggart: You mean this guy really exists?  I've seen his ads all over Atlanta and just assumed it was some stock photo for another ambulance chaser.  One that had barely passed the bar and was using family money to pump up himself as successful.

Sort of like our last president.


John Morgan has toyed with running for governor in Florida.
 
2021-06-01 5:31:59 AM  
Morgan & Morgan. For the penis.
 
2021-06-01 6:52:08 AM  
The first time I saw that billboard I thought

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They're gonna reel in plenty of Florida Men in their brodozers with that one.
 
2021-06-01 7:41:12 AM  
These people are actually a national chain - they operate here in L,A. too.
 
2021-06-01 7:48:29 AM  
If it's not your company and the action in question isn't anything illegal just shut up. If you truly want this sort of input go and start your own company.
 
2021-06-01 8:10:26 AM  
Dick size has become an important part of political discourse since the 2016 Republican Presidential Primary.
 
2021-06-01 8:12:49 AM  
That was a very long article full of lots of stuff.

But as I do not give two craps about corporate culture or the plight of advertising executives or lawyers, because even if they're downtrodden people of color or any other minority, they're still better off than 75% of us out here in terms of finances and career opportunities. So in this case, forgive me if I don't jump on board and worry about the toxic environment in offices belonging to a toxic career choice.

In short: You made your bed. You knew it was a bed of thorns when you started out and you liked that "feature" until the thorns pricked you. Lie in it.
 
2021-06-01 8:49:26 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Dick size has become an important part of political discourse since the 2016 Republican Presidential Primary.


President Johnson loved to show off his Johnson.

The Johnson treatment
 
2021-06-01 9:50:54 AM  

DigitalDirt: Since this is a dick thread there has been something bugging for many, many years.
On KROQ in LA in the 90's the morning show used to play a clip of a song set to heavy punk music and the lyrics were pretty much this, "dick, dick, dick - dick, dick, dick - Dick Cheney!"
I can't find it any where, anybody else remember it?

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Dick Cheney - America's answer to Prince Albert.

/I'll be careful with that one I know it's an antique
 
2021-06-01 9:52:38 AM  
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2021-06-01 9:53:26 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Dick size has become an important part of political discourse since the 2016 Republican Presidential Primary.


So has lying, and lying about dick size.
/I'm surprised Trump's "spokesman" was John Barron and not Ivor Whopper, or Hugh G. Rection
//When everyone knows he is hung like the button mushroom and cherry tomatoes I had in my salad tonight
 
2021-06-01 10:32:19 AM  
Someone should tag that billboard with "not if it's flaccid".
 
2021-06-01 10:44:05 AM  

edmo: A ton of those north of Tampa. Hell, 90% of the billboards in Florida are for lawyers.


They got desperate. With less travel and courts basically frozen the money train was on pause.
 
2021-06-01 10:44:49 AM  

englaja: Colour_out_of_Space: Dick size has become an important part of political discourse since the 2016 Republican Presidential Primary.

So has lying, and lying about dick size.
/I'm surprised Trump's "spokesman" was John Barron and not Ivor Whopper, or Hugh G. Rection
//When everyone knows he is hung like the button mushroom and cherry tomatoes I had in my salad tonight


Do they? It had not actually occurred to me to search on "Trump dick" but, whatever makes you happy, I guess?
/Still not going to use those search terms.
 
2021-06-01 10:45:11 AM  
John Morgan is a huge asshole what I got from that article.
 
2021-06-01 10:55:53 AM  
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