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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)   Woman rescued from Florida storm drain reported missing in Texas. I didn't even know storm drains went that far   (cbs12.com) divider line
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2021-05-31 1:20:44 PM  
Must have flushed twice.
 
2021-05-31 1:21:29 PM  
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2021-05-31 1:23:51 PM  
They all float down here.
 
2021-05-31 1:25:09 PM  
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2021-05-31 1:26:01 PM  
America's intestines empties out near it's penis.
 
2021-05-31 1:30:54 PM  
Living in storm drains for 3 weeks? What did she eat?
 
2021-05-31 1:34:07 PM  
She was just clowning around.
 
2021-05-31 1:37:06 PM  
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2021-05-31 1:37:31 PM  
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2021-05-31 1:39:02 PM  
She obviously needs help. Or may be beyond help.
The first story reminded me of Harry Morgan's character in the film "What Did You do in The War, Daddy?" He gets trapped in the catacombs and goes mad.
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2021-05-31 1:40:42 PM  
She cleans up purdy, but really needs some help
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2021-05-31 1:43:37 PM  

iron_city_ap: Living in storm drains for 3 weeks? What did she eat?


Pizza, while she was hanging out with her "other" boyfriend, you know, the one that has meth.

I know a women that pulled this a few years back, left town to go home to her parents "get her life straight" and then a couple of weeks later vanished without a trace while walking around the neighborhood. Intense search, County Sherif, FBI, farking helicopters, dogs, national news (she is an attractive young white women so you have to bring out all the stuff) including celebrity/actors making national pleas to help find her/let her go so she can come home etc. Almost a month of this and she turns up in the California desert fine, claims she has been wondering the desert for a month, with no survival skills, no sunburn, no exposure issues, no malnutrition, no clothes that could have protected her from the elements, just Hi, I am ok now thanks!. Still refuses to admit who she was staying with while she "was lost".
 
2021-05-31 1:44:14 PM  
Her boyfriend reports her missing last year, she turns up in the Florida sewer sewer system.

Now he reports her missing after he went to work.

Either he is the worst or the best boyfriend ever.
 
2021-05-31 1:49:32 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: iron_city_ap: Living in storm drains for 3 weeks? What did she eat?

Pizza, while she was hanging out with her "other" boyfriend, you know, the one that has meth.

I know a women that pulled this a few years back, left town to go home to her parents "get her life straight" and then a couple of weeks later vanished without a trace while walking around the neighborhood. Intense search, County Sherif, FBI, farking helicopters, dogs, national news (she is an attractive young white women so you have to bring out all the stuff) including celebrity/actors making national pleas to help find her/let her go so she can come home etc. Almost a month of this and she turns up in the California desert fine, claims she has been wondering the desert for a month, with no survival skills, no sunburn, no exposure issues, no malnutrition, no clothes that could have protected her from the elements, just Hi, I am ok now thanks!. Still refuses to admit who she was staying with while she "was lost".


I read something very similar to this recently, but it was a woman "lost" in the woods for several weeks and she was "found" not too far from the main trail in good condition, waiving away going to the hospital. Her family wanted to keep things private.

And I also personally know women that would disappear and turn up states away, and it usually involves mental illness and a sex and drugs binge.

I bet these are the same types of women who used to frame innocent guys for kidnapping and rape back in the day.
 
2021-05-31 1:49:49 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Her boyfriend reports her missing last year, she turns up in the Florida sewer sewer system.

Now he reports her missing after he went to work.

Either he is the worst or the best boyfriend ever.


Beta testing phase completed in Florida.

Product launch in Texas.  Distraught boyfriend will need much comfort.
 
2021-05-31 2:01:57 PM  
The drains in Floriduh run to Texas? Well, that helps explain a helluva lot.
 
2021-05-31 2:04:34 PM  

Sin'sHero: America's intestines empties out near it's penis.


I think I'm with Patton Oswalt on this one. Maine is 'muricas deformed pecker, Floriduh the sweaty, dangling ballsack, the gulf coast the taint, and Texas, well, I don't need to explain that one.
 
2021-05-31 2:16:19 PM  
Was she in a fugue state?
 
2021-05-31 2:43:20 PM  

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I'll give her all the help she needs.
 
2021-05-31 2:58:53 PM  
FTFA: she had "a history of mental health." I'm thinking perhaps not.
 
2021-05-31 3:18:37 PM  

iron_city_ap: Living in storm drains for 3 weeks? What did she eat?


Brown trout?
 
2021-05-31 3:22:51 PM  

Stud Gerbil: She cleans up purdy, but really needs some help
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Unlike the usual Fark subject who at 43 looks like a hard 70, she looks like it hasn't been decades of hard drugs and suntanning at the equator.
I hope she gets help before she returns as one of the usual subjects.
 
2021-05-31 4:40:54 PM  
Really weird story.
 
2021-05-31 5:09:49 PM  
States that truly suck are physically connected through sewer drains?  Figures.
 
2021-06-01 11:21:38 AM  
"Kennedy had been checked into a rehabilitation facility in Texas when she wandered off, she said. "
This was the most telling sentence I saw. She really needs to stay there for a while longer (if it is a REAL treatment center)
 
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