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(WFLA Tampa Bay)   Mr. Florida steals White Claw, veterinary pain pills, barber shop supplies and cash. Fark: this guy is actually named Mr. Florida   (wfla.com) divider line
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2021-05-31 4:07:59 AM  
Is he Florida Man's archnemesis?
 
2021-05-31 7:56:59 AM  
how many crossover pain meds are there in a vet clinic? 2? maybe 3?  who wants tramadol?
 
2021-05-31 8:38:49 AM  

question_dj: how many crossover pain meds are there in a vet clinic? 2? maybe 3?  who wants tramadol?


My first ex-wife had a kind but terribly misguided friend who was studying to be a vet and was forever managing to get injured in bizarre ways, like being kicked by horses or accidentally stabbing herself with scalpels.  One day she somehow managed to nearly inject herself with an animal tranquilizer called "Immobilon".  I still remember my ex responding to that story with "that name sounds...dangerous."
 
2021-05-31 8:52:07 AM  
When you're this Florida, they call you Mr.
 
2021-05-31 8:54:40 AM  
Finally. Truth in naming.
 
2021-05-31 9:06:38 AM  
I heard about an idiot (friend of a friend) who fed his dog caffeine pills to get a vet scrip for xanax.

Turns out the dog dosage is considerably higher than the human one

Idiot ended up in the hospital after passing out in public
 
2021-05-31 9:24:40 AM  
Your honour, my client plead not guilty by reason of predestination.
 
2021-05-31 9:48:28 AM  

The Third Man: question_dj: how many crossover pain meds are there in a vet clinic? 2? maybe 3?  who wants tramadol?

My first ex-wife had a kind but terribly misguided friend who was studying to be a vet and was forever managing to get injured in bizarre ways, like being kicked by horses or accidentally stabbing herself with scalpels.  One day she somehow managed to nearly inject herself with an animal tranquilizer called "Immobilon".  I still remember my ex responding to that story with "that name sounds...dangerous."


oh wow. yeah that is a name that screams red flags. dog anti-nausea med is called Cerenia, pronounced like serenity.
 
2021-05-31 9:50:30 AM  
Lawrence Franklin King Florida

How did this not stick at his news nickname?
 
2021-05-31 9:51:57 AM  
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2021-05-31 9:54:00 AM  
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2021-05-31 9:54:24 AM  
Is that a barber neighborhood or something? he broke into more than one.
 
2021-05-31 9:55:54 AM  
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2021-05-31 10:00:13 AM  
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2021-05-31 10:23:35 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: I heard about an idiot (friend of a friend) who fed his dog caffeine pills to get a vet scrip for xanax.

Turns out the dog dosage is considerably higher than the human one

Idiot ended up in the hospital after passing out in public


among my mental health meds I take a 15mg bar of Xanax 3 times a day. your buddy must have taken a crapload to have passed out in public. or he's a lightweight.
 
2021-05-31 10:32:42 AM  
He is Mister Florida.
He is Florida Man.
He is King Florida.

Cannot possibly be any more Florida than that.
 
2021-05-31 11:13:47 AM  

sinko swimo: Pats_Cloth_Coat: I heard about an idiot (friend of a friend) who fed his dog caffeine pills to get a vet scrip for xanax.

Turns out the dog dosage is considerably higher than the human one

Idiot ended up in the hospital after passing out in public

among my mental health meds I take a 15mg bar of Xanax 3 times a day. your buddy must have taken a crapload to have passed out in public. or he's a lightweight.


I do not know how you are up and walking around on 15mg 3x per day?!? That is enough to stun Andre the Giant!
They never prescribed me above 2mg! One of those and I can sleep through a flight, but if I had taken three of those puppies I would have been asleep for the night for sure!
 
2021-05-31 11:41:52 AM  
The news anchor looked like a catcher's mitt with a blonde mop on top. You know, the Florida standard.
 
2021-05-31 11:59:26 AM  
Or just another day in Zephyrhills
 
2021-05-31 12:36:46 PM  
Tramar Lacel Dillard's fallen on hard times :(
 
2021-05-31 1:08:31 PM  

question_dj: The Third Man: question_dj: how many crossover pain meds are there in a vet clinic? 2? maybe 3?  who wants tramadol?

My first ex-wife had a kind but terribly misguided friend who was studying to be a vet and was forever managing to get injured in bizarre ways, like being kicked by horses or accidentally stabbing herself with scalpels.  One day she somehow managed to nearly inject herself with an animal tranquilizer called "Immobilon".  I still remember my ex responding to that story with "that name sounds...dangerous."

oh wow. yeah that is a name that screams red flags. dog anti-nausea med is called Cerenia, pronounced like serenity.


Fun fact: they give it to cats too. It made ours violently ill & now it's on her chart as a "do not give" medication
 
2021-05-31 2:50:50 PM  

The Third Man: question_dj: how many crossover pain meds are there in a vet clinic? 2? maybe 3?  who wants tramadol?

My first ex-wife had a kind but terribly misguided friend who was studying to be a vet and was forever managing to get injured in bizarre ways, like being kicked by horses or accidentally stabbing herself with scalpels.  One day she somehow managed to nearly inject herself with an animal tranquilizer called "Immobilon".  I still remember my ex responding to that story with "that name sounds...dangerous."


Dated a couple vets, can confirm we took animal meds for everything. Still keep fish antibiotics on hand for super emergencies.
 
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