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(Bring Me the News)   It's like living next to the crazy cat lady, but instead of throwing cats, she cuts your cable lines and taunts you with a mannequin head on a stake   (bringmethenews.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Pleading, Lori T. Christensen, Cause of action, Stalking, Abuse, Legal terms, Misdemeanor, Felony  
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3744 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 May 2021 at 9:05 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-05-30 6:27:18 PM  
If nobody's going to go over and break all her fingers maybe they could at least  commit her to a mental health facility.
 
2021-05-30 7:12:32 PM  
Failing to get this lady the mental health treatment she needs is a tragedy.
 
2021-05-30 9:09:02 PM  

edmo: If nobody's going to go over and break all her fingers maybe they could at least  commit her to a mental health facility.


We have those in America?
 
2021-05-30 9:10:26 PM  
That's how you end up sleeping with the fishes.
 
2021-05-30 9:11:15 PM  
Problem solved:

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2021-05-30 9:13:08 PM  

kb7rky: Problem solved:

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A pellet pistol is cheaper and way more fun.
 
2021-05-30 9:15:31 PM  
I'm surprised she doesn't have her own reality show.
 
2021-05-30 9:16:42 PM  
What's her Fark handle?
 
2021-05-30 9:16:47 PM  
She certainly looks the part.
 
2021-05-30 9:18:33 PM  
I'm pretty sure she's just a Cecily Strong character.
 
2021-05-30 9:19:06 PM  
She seems nice.
 
2021-05-30 9:19:57 PM  
If not jail, I think she needs to be put away somewhere. She is just not good at being in society.
 
2021-05-30 9:24:12 PM  
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2021-05-30 9:25:28 PM  
Mods, just get on with it and create a Minnesota tag.

How does this woman fund her hobby? It seems like she has an awful lot of free time in order to come out whenever someone comes to look at or work on the neighbors house. Is her dog trained to perk up when someone comes into the neighborhood, and bark "it's raging biatch time"?
 
2021-05-30 9:26:21 PM  
Somebody, the cops, the Marines the Klingons, somebody needs to take into the garage and give her a "tune-up", so she knows when you fark around, you will find out.
 
2021-05-30 9:34:09 PM  
", and parked her car in the cul de sac while displaying "Donald Trump" banners on it. "


Oh, well, there's your problem.
 
2021-05-30 9:34:21 PM  

Riche: Failing to get this lady the mental health treatment she needs is a tragedy.


Even making the baseless assumptions that she has a mental health problem *and* it could be treated effectively *and* she would accept such treatment, there's nothing in TFA to suggest that she wouldn't still be an asshole afterward.
 
2021-05-30 9:34:55 PM  

zimbomba63: Somebody, the cops, the Marines the Klingons, somebody needs to take into the garage and give her a "tune-up", so she knows when you fark around, you will find out.


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2021-05-30 9:35:02 PM  

MIRV888: kb7rky: Problem solved:

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A pellet pistol is cheaper and way more fun.


They also have "kinetic" rounds that, reportedly, hurt like fark:

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2021-05-30 9:38:09 PM  
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I don't condone it, but I'd understand if it ever happened.
 
2021-05-30 9:55:25 PM  
She seems like a good candidate for a gas leak.
 
2021-05-30 9:59:50 PM  
I am a very peaceful and gentle person, but even I can admit that there are times when a vicious, near-lethal beating is needed. Sometimes, nothing else clearly communicates the message, you know?
 
2021-05-30 10:01:23 PM  
Christensen, in summer of 2017, ran into their yard and bit their dog.

Okay, just what the actual f*ck. This is what mental hospitals are for.
 
2021-05-30 10:02:50 PM  
I have recommended civil commitment for a number of people over the years. It has never happened. At least in MN it takes an act of Congress and a signed note from Jesus just to begin the process. Some of the people I deal with should not be in prison, they should be in St Peter.
 
2021-05-30 10:04:18 PM  
and parked her car in the cul de sac while displaying "Donald Trump" banners on it.


I'm shocked.
 
2021-05-30 10:08:48 PM  

Sim Tree: If not jail, I think she needs to be put away somewhere. She is just not good at being in society.


And that's kinda the problem here. She's *just* good enough to function in society to avoid jail and forced institutionalization. Probably pays every bill on time, doesn't speed in school zones, and is likely detested by every shop clerk, wait staff, skateboarder and dog walker in her city
 
2021-05-30 10:12:54 PM  
Christensen, in summer of 2017, ran into their yard and bit their dog.

That's News!
 
2021-05-30 10:14:19 PM  
I wonder how much tit-for-tat damage a person could do to this woman's life and property before she finally quit. Maybe she wouldn't ever quit, but I don't think anyone's really tested the limits of her crazy/will to survive in comfort ratio.
 
2021-05-30 10:16:04 PM  
Felony harassment charge and no jail or mental health eval?
 
2021-05-30 10:17:56 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: I wonder how much tit-for-tat damage a person could do to this woman's life and property before she finally quit. Maybe she wouldn't ever quit, but I don't think anyone's really tested the limits of her crazy/will to survive in comfort ratio.


Go right ahead, but don't be surprised if she a) calls the cops on you for harassment and b) accelerates her crazy.
 
2021-05-30 10:17:58 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: I wonder how much tit-for-tat damage a person could do to this woman's life and property before she finally quit. Maybe she wouldn't ever quit, but I don't think anyone's really tested the limits of her crazy/will to survive in comfort ratio.


There are, like her, many more people in the world. We need to get them together and have them interact, Alien-Versus-Predator style. No matter who loses, we win.
 
2021-05-30 10:20:25 PM  
Still not as bad as Jennifer Petkov, the neighbor that taunted a dying child.
 
2021-05-30 10:27:40 PM  

cherryl taggart: Still not as bad as Jennifer Petkov, the neighbor that taunted a dying child.


I have to disagree. They're both evil, but Petkov's antics could at least be ignored. If a person comes into my yard and bites my dog, that person will die.

And they all have the exact, same, self-satisfied smirk, don't they?

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2021-05-30 10:29:53 PM  

Thosw: The Pope of Manwich Village: I wonder how much tit-for-tat damage a person could do to this woman's life and property before she finally quit. Maybe she wouldn't ever quit, but I don't think anyone's really tested the limits of her crazy/will to survive in comfort ratio.

Go right ahead, but don't be surprised if she a) calls the cops on you for harassment and b) accelerates her crazy.


I think the real keys would be strategic thinking, patience and money. I have all three. I would just have to wait until she pushed me to the point where I finally  abandoned my morals and ethics. Then, I'd go full-on diabolical ninja neighbor with a computer, a burner phone and a 50 gallon drum of Roundup.
 
2021-05-30 10:30:56 PM  
Re: the picture from ABC.  I wonder what could possibly be in that glass she's holding?
 
2021-05-30 10:44:53 PM  
The neighbors and/or realtors need to hire someone to drive her away somehow, by sneaky subversive ways.
 
2021-05-30 10:57:36 PM  

Bob_Laublaw: Sim Tree: If not jail, I think she needs to be put away somewhere. She is just not good at being in society.

And that's kinda the problem here. She's *just* good enough to function in society to avoid jail and forced institutionalization. Probably pays every bill on time, doesn't speed in school zones, and is likely detested by every shop clerk, wait staff, skateboarder and dog walker in her city


Sounds like my ex.....
 
2021-05-30 11:08:35 PM  
There was a time when people liked to steal car stereos. I knew someone who, after the second one of their's was stolen in the middle of the night, decided to glue razor blades into the heat sinks on the back of the new deck they installed next. I've had mentors in the dark arts of one-upmanship.
 
2021-05-30 11:41:04 PM  
I hope this biatch gets hit by a garbage truck!
 
2021-05-31 1:53:09 AM  

Bob_Laublaw: Sim Tree: If not jail, I think she needs to be put away somewhere. She is just not good at being in society.

And that's kinda the problem here. She's *just* good enough to function in society to avoid jail and forced institutionalization. Probably pays every bill on time, doesn't speed in school zones, and is likely detested by every shop clerk, wait staff, skateboarder and dog walker in her city


She's looking at up to 10 years according to TFA.

Maybe court will convert it to a mental institution.
 
2021-05-31 2:42:04 AM  

alechemist: edmo: If nobody's going to go over and break all her fingers maybe they could at least  commit her to a mental health facility.

We have those in America?


Finger-breakers ? Sure, lots of them at the "pizza and taxi" place.
 
2021-05-31 6:46:28 AM  

foxtail: I have recommended civil commitment for a number of people over the years. It has never happened. At least in MN it takes an act of Congress and a signed note from Jesus just to begin the process. Some of the people I deal with should not be in prison, they should be in St Peter.


I had to deal with the commitment process 5 times with my ex. Even when they are incoherent and pants-on-head crazy, the most that will happen (in VA) is a temp hold until the meds kick in, and they demand to be released 48 hours later.
 
2021-05-31 7:02:06 AM  
Christensen routinely swore at the family's blind dog and PF, yelling obscenities and accusing PF of being drunk, blond and "not having intellectual capacity.

How do you accuse someone of being blond?  I mean, I know HOW.  You just shout out, "I know you're secretly a blond!" But...  Why, though?
 
2021-05-31 9:26:04 AM  

Biledriver: Christensen, in summer of 2017, ran into their yard and bit their dog.

That's News!


No..It's not news...It's fark...
 
2021-05-31 9:38:19 AM  

edmo: If nobody's going to go over and break all her fingers maybe they could at least  commit her to a mental health facility.


Bite my pet, and I'm going to punch you square 8n the mouth, chick or not.  F you.
 
2021-05-31 9:45:41 AM  
In Detroit in the 80s, her house would have just mysteriously burnt down on October 30th.
 
2021-05-31 9:54:27 AM  

Al Tsheimers: Mods, just get on with it and create a Minnesota tag.

How does this woman fund her hobby? It seems like she has an awful lot of free time in order to come out whenever someone comes to look at or work on the neighbors house. Is her dog trained to perk up when someone comes into the neighborhood, and bark "it's raging biatch time"?


Divorce settlement, I'd guess.
 
2021-05-31 9:57:01 AM  

zimbomba63: Somebody, the cops, the Marines the Klingons, somebody needs to take into the garage and give her a "tune-up", so she knows when you fark around, you will find out.


I vote it be the Klingons.  They know what they are doing.
 
2021-05-31 9:57:02 AM  

aagrajag: Christensen, in summer of 2017, ran into their yard and bit their dog.

Okay, just what the actual f*ck. This is what mental hospitals are for.


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2021-05-31 10:53:17 AM  
she has a kid - just think some guy put his thing in her
 
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