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2021-05-30 11:40:03 AM  
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2021-05-30 12:30:44 PM  
Don't forget the free training for white supremacists.

When the hell are we gonna stop slobbering the knobs of VOLUNTEERS who het paid for the jobs THEY SIGNED UP for and are compensated for. The same jag-offs who consistently vote against their own interests. They don't need more empty platitudes they need better mental/healthcare, remuneration, and education for themselves and their families BUT THEY KEEP VOTING AGAINST THAT.

Either get your priorities straight or shove the flag up your ass and STFU. You aint defending what you thunk you are.
 
2021-05-30 12:33:24 PM  
Gay people should also get slow-clap standing ovations when they walk through airports.
 
2021-05-30 12:37:27 PM  
Nothing better than false equivalence to start out my Sunday.  Thanks TheBlaze prickasaurus!

Hey, you know what would be an even better way to honor veterans?  Having less of them in the future.  But I'm betting you would think that I'm just a pussy for advocating that.
 
2021-05-30 12:38:27 PM  
Why are they talking about November 11 on Memorial Day weekend?
 
2021-05-30 12:42:03 PM  
Who tf does this cretin think he is?
 
2021-05-30 12:46:14 PM  

no1curr: Who tf does this cretin think he is?


He's this guy:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/glenn-b​e​ck-employee-brags-about-breaching-nanc​y-pelosis-office-alongside-revolutiona​ries

Brian Sicknick was a veteran.

or is this little shiat just another guy climbing up the backs of veterans even though he never served himself?
 
2021-05-30 12:46:36 PM  
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2021-05-30 1:04:18 PM  
What about gay veterans?? Are they double-dipping???
 
2021-05-30 1:05:18 PM  
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He seems nice.
 
2021-05-30 1:51:58 PM  
That guy spends an awful lot of time thinking about gay sex for someone who is absolutely, totally, completely straight. Probably has a 16TB external hard drive full of gay porn for research purposes. And his Grindr profile name is "PapaBear69." Know thy enemy and such.
 
2021-05-30 2:13:09 PM  
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2021-05-30 2:30:28 PM  
They should have a fly over of gay people before every Super Bowl.
 
2021-05-30 2:44:55 PM  
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Plus
Memorial Day (though it's in military appreciation month)
Veterans' Day
Armed Forces Day (also in May)
Vietnam Veterans' Day
Army Day
Navy Day
US Navy Birthday (NOT Navy Day)
Air Force Day
Marine Corps Birthday
Coast Guard Day
National Guard Day

plus days for specific military victories:
V-E Day (also in May)
V-J Day
Independence Day (am I missing any?)
 
2021-05-30 2:45:30 PM  

Bslim: Don't forget the free training for white supremacists.

When the hell are we gonna stop slobbering the knobs of VOLUNTEERS who het paid for the jobs THEY SIGNED UP for and are compensated for. The same jag-offs who consistently vote against their own interests. They don't need more empty platitudes they need better mental/healthcare, remuneration, and education for themselves and their families BUT THEY KEEP VOTING AGAINST THAT.

Either get your priorities straight or shove the flag up your ass and STFU. You aint defending what you thunk you are.


Two points-- plenty of vets left that were drafted against their will. Who didn't get respect for decades from most of the nation when the came back.
Plenty of dead vets to remember from both World Wars, who were drafted and enlisted for a great cause.

But yeah, this guy on Twitter is a major dick.
 
2021-05-30 2:47:40 PM  

andrewagill: [Fark user image image 425x140]

Plus
Memorial Day (though it's in military appreciation month)
Veterans' Day
Armed Forces Day (also in May)
Vietnam Veterans' Day
Army Day
Navy Day
US Navy Birthday (NOT Navy Day)
Air Force Day
Marine Corps Birthday
Coast Guard Day
National Guard Day

plus days for specific military victories:
V-E Day (also in May)
V-J Day
Independence Day (am I missing any?)


Huh, somehow I didn't know about the designation for the month of May.
 
2021-05-30 2:50:44 PM  

lindalouwho: andrewagill: [Fark user image image 425x140]

Plus
Memorial Day (though it's in military appreciation month)
Veterans' Day
Armed Forces Day (also in May)
Vietnam Veterans' Day
Army Day
Navy Day
US Navy Birthday (NOT Navy Day)
Air Force Day
Marine Corps Birthday
Coast Guard Day
National Guard Day

plus days for specific military victories:
V-E Day (also in May)
V-J Day
Independence Day (am I missing any?)

Huh, somehow I didn't know about the designation for the month of May.


Apparently there's a whole other month of November for veterans' families appreciation.
 
2021-05-30 2:53:48 PM  
Sato may get a little...spirited...at times

He has shown that he has Indy figured out.
 
2021-05-30 2:55:37 PM  

baka-san: Sato may get a little...spirited...at times

He has shown that he has Indy figured out.


whoops, wrong thread.

This guy is a dickless mouthbreathing anal polyp
 
2021-05-30 2:56:44 PM  
The only way we can do right by our veterans is by developing technology whereby we can implant the memory of getting the most amazing thank you blowjob from Scarlet Johansson into each and everyone one of our honorably discharged warfighters.
 
2021-05-30 2:59:39 PM  

andrewagill: lindalouwho: andrewagill: [Fark user image image 425x140]

Plus
Memorial Day (though it's in military appreciation month)
Veterans' Day
Armed Forces Day (also in May)
Vietnam Veterans' Day
Army Day
Navy Day
US Navy Birthday (NOT Navy Day)
Air Force Day
Marine Corps Birthday
Coast Guard Day
National Guard Day

plus days for specific military victories:
V-E Day (also in May)
V-J Day
Independence Day (am I missing any?)

Huh, somehow I didn't know about the designation for the month of May.

Apparently there's a whole other month of November for veterans' families appreciation.


Hmm that guy did it, we had too much to keep up with with him.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mili​t​ary.com/military-family-appreciation-m​onth/president-proclaims-november-as-m​ilitary-family-month.html/amp

I hope people in the Twitter thread pointed all of this out to the (seemingly homophobic) whiner.
 
2021-05-30 3:01:37 PM  

JerseyTim: Gay people should also get slow-clap standing ovations when they walk through airports.


I give really hot lesbian couples a "standing ovation" if you know what I mean.
 
2021-05-30 3:14:49 PM  

mrshowrules: JerseyTim: Gay people should also get slow-clap standing ovations when they walk through airports.

I give really hot lesbian couples a "standing ovation" if you know what I mean.


Not me. I just stand at attention.
 
2021-05-30 3:17:42 PM  
I agree.

Let's stop celebrating veterans.

How's that for change, charlie?
 
2021-05-30 3:19:18 PM  
I'd be ok ending veterans day forever.
 
2021-05-30 3:19:25 PM  
Not a fan of any of the patriotic/jingoistic hurrah for the military/thank you for your service bullshiat.


Want to thank a veteran?  Fully fund the VA.  Cover ALL veterans, no means testing.

Then follow the Credit union model:open it to families...then friends...then we'll have national healthcare

/Veteran
 
2021-05-30 3:20:27 PM  
And how about a White History Month?!!!!
 
2021-05-30 3:21:09 PM  
Hey, I'm done thanking veterans. That was a done deal for me on January 6th.

If you might've supported the Trumpsurrection, your oath meant nothing, and you're an embarrassment, not an asset, to this country.

But that being said, Memorial Day is for the dead.
 
2021-05-30 3:21:23 PM  
Contrary to what Subby's headline says, just being a U.S. military veteran does not enable one to receive free health care, and U.S. military personnel have to help pay for whatever college education that they pursue.
 
2021-05-30 3:23:01 PM  
We're quite literally in "Military Appreciation Month"
 
2021-05-30 3:23:05 PM  
Here's an idea: you serve your country and you stop whining like some Kansas City Ingot
 
2021-05-30 3:23:27 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache:

But that being said, Memorial Day is for the dead.

Exactly.
 
2021-05-30 3:23:42 PM  

Dodo David: Contrary to what Subby's headline says, just being a U.S. military veteran does not enable one to receive free health care, and U.S. military personnel have to help pay for whatever college education that they pursue.


Contrary to what you said, the guy on Twitter is a bigot and fark him.
 
2021-05-30 3:24:02 PM  
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So we've had this for 22 years.

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Biden also added special honors for spouses and kids.

Die mad dipshiat.
 
2021-05-30 3:24:22 PM  
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2021-05-30 3:24:31 PM  

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He seems nice.


"Da bros"?

How utterly unsurprising.
 
2021-05-30 3:25:39 PM  
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2021-05-30 3:25:45 PM  

JerseyTim: Gay people should also get slow-clap standing ovations when they walk through airports.


Only when they sashay.
 
2021-05-30 3:25:59 PM  

Shostie: The only way we can do right by our veterans is by developing technology whereby we can implant the memory of getting the most amazing thank you blowjob from Scarlet Johansson into each and everyone one of our honorably discharged warfighters.


That technology already exists...

/no thanks
 
2021-05-30 3:28:14 PM  
Were you drafted?  Then STFU.
 
2021-05-30 3:28:54 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

ElijahSchaffer: Gays are celebrated for a full month while veterans only get one day Something needs to change


Veterans are celebrated all year long, dips***.

Happy Memorial Day. Thank you for your service.

Now, grow up. Or f*** off.
 
2021-05-30 3:29:20 PM  

JerseyTim: They should have a fly over of gay people before every Super Bowl.


Hallelujah!
 
2021-05-30 3:29:41 PM  

Kat09tails: [Fark user image 545x183]
He seems nice.


"In all human societies we have ever reviewed, in every age and every state, there has seldom if ever been a shortage of eager young males prepared to kill and die to preserve the security, comfort and prejudices of their elders, and what you call heroism is just an expression of this simple fact; there is never a scarcity of idiots."
 
2021-05-30 3:30:14 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Dodo David: Contrary to what Subby's headline says, just being a U.S. military veteran does not enable one to receive free health care, and U.S. military personnel have to help pay for whatever college education that they pursue.

Contrary to what you said, the guy on Twitter is a bigot and fark him.


I wasn't addressing what the guy on Twitter wrote. I was correcting misconceptions about U.S. military veterans.

Sometimes people get the benefits given to U.S. military retirees confused with whatever benefits (if any) are given to all U.S. military veterans.
 
2021-05-30 3:30:36 PM  
Members of the military get thanked twice every month, on the 1st and the 15th when my taxes cut their paycheck.
 
2021-05-30 3:30:40 PM  

lindalouwho: Two points-- plenty of vets left that were drafted against their will. Who didn't get respect for decades from most of the nation when the came back.
Plenty of dead vets to remember from both World Wars, who were drafted and enlisted for a great cause.

But yeah, this guy on Twitter is a major dick.


WW I served no purpose other than as a cautionary tale on the folly of war that everyone promptly ignored.

But yeah, this guy is a complete dickbag.
 
2021-05-30 3:32:06 PM  

hissatsu: That guy spends an awful lot of time thinking about gay sex for someone who is absolutely, totally, completely straight. Probably has a 16TB external hard drive full of gay porn for research purposes. And his Grindr profile name is "PapaBear69." Know thy enemy and such.


What makes you say that? His Twitter banner picture?

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2021-05-30 3:32:40 PM  
He must livid over International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
 
2021-05-30 3:33:30 PM  
I'm not saying he blows his totally straight friends "as a joke," but I wouldn't be surprised.
 
2021-05-30 3:33:33 PM  

baka-san: baka-san: Sato may get a little...spirited...at times

He has shown that he has Indy figured out.

whoops, wrong thread.

This guy is a dickless mouthbreathing anal polyp


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