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(Leicester Mercury)   Man in rabbit mask indecently exposes himself to fire crew helping a woman, does yoga naked near a clock tower and flashes two prison guards. And he's not even from Florida   (leicestermercury.co.uk) divider line
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2021-05-30 11:05:24 AM  
28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.
 
2021-05-30 11:09:42 AM  
The defendant also reclined in a chair in the dock, with bare feet dangling over the back of another seat, and bizarrely performed a prolonged handstand, revealing his bare belly.

Hare-brained antics abound.
 
2021-05-30 11:11:37 AM  

The Fireman: 28 days... 6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.


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2021-05-30 11:12:45 AM  
I saw a naked guy sitting on the sidewalk at a major intersection yesterday morning. I casually walked by and said "good morning" and he nodded.

I continued to run my errands, about an hour, and on my way back I expected him to be gone. But nope, he was still there. No one called the cops, and the cops passing through the intersection apparently didn't care.

Classic New Orleans.
 
2021-05-30 11:13:46 AM  
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Don't cross the 🐇
 
2021-05-30 11:17:07 AM  
Tonight's main course in the lockup - Hasenpfeffer
 
2021-05-30 11:30:01 AM  
"a fancy dress rabbit mask"
 
2021-05-30 11:34:35 AM  

Weird Hal: The defendant also reclined in a chair in the dock, with bare feet dangling over the back of another seat, and bizarrely performed a prolonged handstand, revealing his bare belly.

Hare-brained antics abound.


I seriously don't know if this story is hilarious, sad, or disturbing. Is he crazy? Just a method head? Pre-rapist?

Pure old school Fark, though. *chef's kiss*
 
2021-05-30 11:39:01 AM  

sxacho: "a fancy dress rabbit mask"


"Fancy dress" is Brit for costume.

What kind of rabbit mask isn't fancy dress is anyone's creepy guess.
 
2021-05-30 11:39:24 AM  
He was just showing off his hose to the fire fighters
 
2021-05-30 11:40:08 AM  

minorshan: Weird Hal: The defendant also reclined in a chair in the dock, with bare feet dangling over the back of another seat, and bizarrely performed a prolonged handstand, revealing his bare belly.

Hare-brained antics abound.

I seriously don't know if this story is hilarious, sad, or disturbing. Is he crazy? Just a method head? Pre-rapist?

Pure old school Fark, though. *chef's kiss*


Definitely sad and disturbing. Not seeing much hilarity though. The guy has thrown his life away trying to offend, frighten and disgust other people, and he doesn't even have the excuse that he's doing it for his YouTube channel.
 
2021-05-30 11:46:52 AM  
Maybe he was a hardcore fan of Bioshock and was cosplaying as a splicer bunny but also a nudist and probably on bath salts
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2021-05-30 11:49:08 AM  
PCP is a hell of a drug.
 
2021-05-30 11:58:34 AM  
Anyone seen Matty this morning?
 
2021-05-30 11:58:38 AM  
Donning a rabbit mask and naming yourself Harvey doesn't make you invisible, as it turns out.
 
2021-05-30 12:15:30 PM  
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Didn't even happen in Ohio...
 
2021-05-30 12:19:31 PM  

berylman: Maybe he was a hardcore fan of Bioshock and was cosplaying as a splicer bunny but also a nudist and probably on bath salts
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Weak!  He was a weak chopper!
 
2021-05-30 12:20:14 PM  

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Didn't even happen in Ohio...


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2021-05-30 12:25:48 PM  
He wanted to know why all the firefighters were wearing that stupid man suit.
 
2021-05-30 12:45:41 PM  

minorshan: sxacho: "a fancy dress rabbit mask"

"Fancy dress" is Brit for costume.

What kind of rabbit mask isn't fancy dress is anyone's creepy guess.


Really? I had no idea. I learned a thing today. I don't even care if you're lying.
 
2021-05-30 12:53:05 PM  
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2021-05-30 1:06:23 PM  
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2021-05-30 1:09:57 PM  
Dad?!?
 
2021-05-30 1:35:29 PM  

Weird Hal: The defendant also reclined in a chair in the dock, with bare feet dangling over the back of another seat, and bizarrely performed a prolonged handstand, revealing his bare belly.

Hare-brained antics abound.


At least it gives the judge a funny story to tell.
 
2021-05-30 1:38:27 PM  

EdgeRunner: minorshan: Weird Hal: The defendant also reclined in a chair in the dock, with bare feet dangling over the back of another seat, and bizarrely performed a prolonged handstand, revealing his bare belly.

Hare-brained antics abound.

I seriously don't know if this story is hilarious, sad, or disturbing. Is he crazy? Just a method head? Pre-rapist?

Pure old school Fark, though. *chef's kiss*

Definitely sad and disturbing. Not seeing much hilarity though. The guy has thrown his life away trying to offend, frighten and disgust other people, and he doesn't even have the excuse that he's doing it for his YouTube channel.


Fair point.
 
2021-05-30 1:38:57 PM  

berylman: Maybe he was a hardcore fan of Bioshock and was cosplaying as a splicer bunny but also a nudist and probably on bath salts
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So, a BioShock bunny.
 
2021-05-30 1:41:05 PM  

sxacho: minorshan: sxacho: "a fancy dress rabbit mask"

"Fancy dress" is Brit for costume.

What kind of rabbit mask isn't fancy dress is anyone's creepy guess.

Really? I had no idea. I learned a thing today. I don't even care if you're lying.


No lies. You just learned.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/d​i​ctionary/english/fancy-dress
 
2021-05-30 2:02:29 PM  
I mean, I'd arrest the guy, but I'd let him go with a warning. Basically I would ask, "So, Bunny. Are ya gonna do that shiat again? Or was it a one-time thing. Because, to be honest, we've all thought about it. Everyone wants that one day in our life when we just say fark this I'm going for it. But the thing is, Bunny, everyone only gets one free pass. That one day. And since it's been a year-long pandemic, and the four years before that well.. The thing is everyone understands why you did it. We jsut want to make sure, this is your one free day."

And then if he says yeah agreed. Let Bunny go hone to his wife and kids and never speak of it again.
 
2021-05-30 2:06:53 PM  
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He was always a sketchy guy, y' know.
 
2021-05-30 2:15:47 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: I mean, I'd arrest the guy, but I'd let him go with a warning. Basically I would ask, "So, Bunny. Are ya gonna do that shiat again? Or was it a one-time thing. Because, to be honest, we've all thought about it. Everyone wants that one day in our life when we just say fark this I'm going for it. But the thing is, Bunny, everyone only gets one free pass. That one day. And since it's been a year-long pandemic, and the four years before that well.. The thing is everyone understands why you did it. We jsut want to make sure, this is your one free day."

And then if he says yeah agreed. Let Bunny go hone to his wife and kids and never speak of it again.


That might be fine if he was a first offender, but this guy's been at it awhile, even proudly making rape threats. He also doesn't have a family or home to go back to. He's on the bottom loops of a long downward spiral, and there's good cause to think he could become more of a threat to get the attention he so desperately wants.
 
2021-05-30 2:27:28 PM  

EdgeRunner: Bennie Crabtree: I mean, I'd arrest the guy, but I'd let him go with a warning. Basically I would ask, "So, Bunny. Are ya gonna do that shiat again? Or was it a one-time thing. Because, to be honest, we've all thought about it. Everyone wants that one day in our life when we just say fark this I'm going for it. But the thing is, Bunny, everyone only gets one free pass. That one day. And since it's been a year-long pandemic, and the four years before that well.. The thing is everyone understands why you did it. We jsut want to make sure, this is your one free day."

And then if he says yeah agreed. Let Bunny go hone to his wife and kids and never speak of it again.

That might be fine if he was a first offender, but this guy's been at it awhile, even proudly making rape threats. He also doesn't have a family or home to go back to. He's on the bottom loops of a long downward spiral, and there's good cause to think he could become more of a threat to get the attention he so desperately wants.


I agree with the idea of a mulligan cuz I sure as hell  have gotten away with some weird shiat and learned my lesson, but yeah, this guy has crossed a line too many times.   He has used up his mulligans.
 
2021-05-30 2:38:41 PM  

Stud Gerbil: I agree with the idea of a mulligan cuz I sure as hell have gotten away with some weird shiat and learned my lesson, but yeah, this guy has crossed a line too many times. He has used up his mulligans.


More than that, the guy plainly needs help, and letting him continue to run around loose isn't in anyone's best interests, including his. The odds of him eventually harassing the wrong person and getting curb stomped are not in his favor.
 
2021-05-30 2:47:03 PM  
He and Nazi Elmo need to get together sometime.
 
2021-05-31 12:40:32 AM  

minorshan: sxacho: minorshan: sxacho: "a fancy dress rabbit mask"

"Fancy dress" is Brit for costume.

What kind of rabbit mask isn't fancy dress is anyone's creepy guess.

Really? I had no idea. I learned a thing today. I don't even care if you're lying.

No lies. You just learned.
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/di​ctionary/english/fancy-dress


And I just backed this up with another Brit source. I feel like I should have known this.
 
2021-05-31 2:00:46 AM  

EdgeRunner: Stud Gerbil: I agree with the idea of a mulligan cuz I sure as hell have gotten away with some weird shiat and learned my lesson, but yeah, this guy has crossed a line too many times. He has used up his mulligans.

More than that, the guy plainly needs help, and letting him continue to run around loose isn't in anyone's best interests, including his. The odds of him eventually harassing the wrong person and getting curb stomped are not in his favor.


Hmm I should've read the article deeper. You guys are right.
 
2021-05-31 11:43:28 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: EdgeRunner: Stud Gerbil: I agree with the idea of a mulligan cuz I sure as hell have gotten away with some weird shiat and learned my lesson, but yeah, this guy has crossed a line too many times. He has used up his mulligans.

More than that, the guy plainly needs help, and letting him continue to run around loose isn't in anyone's best interests, including his. The odds of him eventually harassing the wrong person and getting curb stomped are not in his favor.

Hmm I should've read the article deeper. You guys are right.


Yeah, unfortunately. It would be a better situation all around if your solution could have worked.
 
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