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2021-05-29 10:31:21 AM  
Where did all the chipmunks go?

I found them. They're living under my back porch. Yes, all of them.
 
2021-05-29 10:48:23 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: Where did all the chipmunks go?

I found them. They're living under my back porch. Yes, all of them.


Are you my next door neighbor? Because about 22,000 of those farkers live in my backyard.
 
2021-05-29 11:15:13 AM  
Want me to send some your way? We've got plenty! Last week they hot-wired my truck & made a beer/peanut run to town.
 
2021-05-29 2:05:15 PM  
I have one that sits on my front porch and cheeps.  My cats sit at the window and chirp back at them.
 
2021-05-29 2:05:30 PM  
NSFW.
Full Metal Disney
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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
 
2021-05-29 2:08:30 PM  

beezeltown: Martian_Astronomer: Where did all the chipmunks go?

I found them. They're living under my back porch. Yes, all of them.

Are you my next door neighbor? Because about 22,000 of those farkers live in my backyard.


Nope, at least that many around my house in NH.
 
2021-05-29 2:09:27 PM  
"Where did all the chipmunks go?"

Did you think to check the local KFC?
 
2021-05-29 2:10:11 PM  
I actually got the impression chipmunks were a mythological creature or highly endangered until I saw bazillions of them while hiking in the Colorado mountains. Cute little buggers. None around here though; I assume the snakes ate them all.
 
2021-05-29 2:10:12 PM  
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2021-05-29 2:15:06 PM  
Long time passing.
 
2021-05-29 2:15:49 PM  
Growing up, I never saw them. Suddenly, in the past 4 or 5 years, I see them everywhere. I think the moved down here to NC.

They can stay but the upstate NY'ers need to go back. Nothing personal, but these housing prices can suck it.
 
2021-05-29 2:20:34 PM  
Dave Seville stole them. Every one.

When will they ever learn?

When will they ever learn?
 
2021-05-29 2:22:04 PM  
If you want to get jerked off by John Wayne I have some bad news, Submitter. No kink shaming though.
 
2021-05-29 2:34:26 PM  
One got her leg caught in the garage door roller when I opened the door last week. The screeching and wailing was terrible! Would't stop for like 40 minutes. I tried everything...thoughts and prayers, aloe, ginseng...nothing worked. So I meditated for 1/2 hour and sent healing energy thoughts.
Sure enough, the wailing had stopped.

Now my garage smells like rotted chipmunk, but...
 
2021-05-29 2:39:50 PM  

tuxq: Growing up, I never saw them. Suddenly, in the past 4 or 5 years, I see them everywhere. I think the moved down here to NC.

They can stay but the upstate NY'ers need to go back. Nothing personal, but these housing prices can suck it.


Near as I can tell, housing prices are like that everywhere.  Especially in upstate NY.  Hopefully we can send enough to make a dent up here.  Just don't tell them they'll still have to shovel snow (at least you do in the mountains where my parents live).
 
XSV
2021-05-29 2:53:28 PM  
Like most here. We have a multitude here as well.

However, a skulk of foxes is currently squatting under the deck of the vacant house next door to mine. So, all my neighbors are happy the rodent population is reduced.

Plus it's fun watching them from our back decks at dusk and dawn.

Here's a pic of one of the kits who likes napping around my retaining wall:
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2021-05-29 2:54:18 PM  

tuxq: Growing up, I never saw them. Suddenly, in the past 4 or 5 years, I see them everywhere. I think the moved down here to NC.

They can stay but the upstate NY'ers need to go back. Nothing personal, but these housing prices can suck it.


That's like us with rabbits. Never saw them once growing up and now they're all over the farking place. At first we were like "D'aaww, bunnies!" Then they started eating everything. I can't grow my husband's favorite flowers, gladiolas any more because they go through them like Grant through Richmond.
 
2021-05-29 3:05:57 PM  
TFA: The chipmunk population rises and falls with the availability of food.

Yup, that's basically it.
 
2021-05-29 3:08:21 PM  
The squeakquel  killed their careers. I mean it was really really bad.
 
2021-05-29 3:10:13 PM  
Headline really needs a way to indicate sped-up voices.
 
2021-05-29 3:15:20 PM  
And now that's in my head for the rest of the day. Had such a weird and fleeting crush with Paula Cole.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2021-05-29 3:16:37 PM  
One of them seems to have a nest in the base of one of my propane tanks. It may end up relocated to another state.
 
2021-05-29 3:23:44 PM  
After their singing career washed up, I heard Alvin and the Chipmunks got into a bar fight with Disney's Chip And Dale. It got ugly, and I'm not surprised they disappeared after that.
 
2021-05-29 3:46:36 PM  

Wobambo: And now that's in my head for the rest of the day. Had such a weird and fleeting crush with Paula Cole.


Same here.

I hereby report my 1998 self....
 
2021-05-29 3:48:56 PM  

1funguy: One got her leg caught in the garage door roller when I opened the door last week. The screeching and wailing was terrible! Would't stop for like 40 minutes. I tried everything...thoughts and prayers, aloe, ginseng...nothing worked. So I meditated for 1/2 hour and sent healing energy thoughts.
Sure enough, the wailing had stopped.

Now my garage smells like rotted chipmunk, but...


4 Classic Gary The Stormtrooper Moments | Robot Chicken Star Wars | Adult Swim
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2021-05-29 3:51:41 PM  
Open up the tree canopy a bit and these guys will take care of your problem.
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2021-05-29 3:54:53 PM  

Wobambo: And now that's in my head for the rest of the day. Had such a weird and fleeting crush with Paula Cole.


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On the other hand..
Jennifer Paige - Crush ( Back to the 80s & 90s Festival 2018 )
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2021-05-29 4:11:42 PM  

LewDux: Wobambo: And now that's in my head for the rest of the day. Had such a weird and fleeting crush with Paula Cole.

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I find singing ability super attractive. It makes me want to cause them to make noise. Also, this song is hot as fark.
Feelin' Love - Paula Cole
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2021-05-29 5:09:10 PM  
Rappin' Duke - Shawn Brown a.k.a. The Rappin' Duke (1984)
Youtube 85G5SI5Nu3s
 
2021-05-29 5:23:03 PM  
Ah, when Sinead Oconnor backed out of touring with Peter Gabriel and Paula stepped up:

Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes (Secret World Live)
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2021-05-29 5:56:08 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Where did all the chipmunks go?

I found them. They're living under my back porch. Yes, all of them.


You have half.  Maybe a third.  I've shot a third of the chipmunks in New York state and another third live in my foundation or under my porch.
 
2021-05-29 6:28:54 PM  
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2021-05-29 8:14:12 PM  

Persnickety: TFA: The chipmunk population rises and falls with the availability of food.

Yup, that's basically it.


the predators are having a good run around me, we have more hawks, eagles, coyotes and fox in the past couple of years then i've ever seen

/someone is eating good
 
2021-05-29 8:51:39 PM  
That was a terrible song but she was kind of hot

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And now....oh dear.
 
2021-05-29 9:04:46 PM  

Mugato: That was a terrible song but she was kind of hot

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And now....oh dear.


Well I just to go look that up.  Now I'm depressed.
 
2021-05-29 9:04:53 PM  

Mugato: That was a terrible song but she was kind of hot

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And now....oh dear.


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/just turned 40
//going to Clooney it
\\\three slashies for being the exception to prove the rule!
 
2021-05-29 10:09:42 PM  
I know where they were.....
1200 fps of doom.
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2021-05-29 10:15:15 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Where did all the chipmunks go?

I found them. They're living under my back porch. Yes, all of them.


Mine too. I'm not buying this "chipmunks are rare" there are way, way too many of them around me.  Also, they're the number 1 cause of car fires in New England. They climb into the engine for warmth, build a little nest, and the next thing you know your plastic underhood components are in flames on the highway.
 
2021-05-29 10:41:45 PM  
Yep, there are plenty around Atlanta. They seem to be supporting the local owl population quite nicely.
 
2021-05-29 11:33:48 PM  
Sacred Cowboys (2001 Remastered Version)
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2021-05-30 9:51:18 AM  

blondambition: tuxq: Growing up, I never saw them. Suddenly, in the past 4 or 5 years, I see them everywhere. I think the moved down here to NC.

They can stay but the upstate NY'ers need to go back. Nothing personal, but these housing prices can suck it.

That's like us with rabbits. Never saw them once growing up and now they're all over the farking place. At first we were like "D'aaww, bunnies!" Then they started eating everything. I can't grow my husband's favorite flowers, gladiolas any more because they go through them like Grant through Richmond.


Time to get out the 22 rifle and get a rabbit fry going
 
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