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(Local10 WPLG)   Gov. Ron DeSenseless takes on his most formidable opponent yet ... and the lido deck will never be the same   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Royal Caribbean Cruises Ltd., cruise lines, Republican Governor Ron DeSantis, Florida's vaccine passport law, Vaccination, Florida, Cruise, Vaccine  
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4014 clicks; posted to Politics » on 29 May 2021 at 10:26 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-05-29 8:41:08 AM  
The party of less intrusive government strikes again!
 
2021-05-29 9:02:11 AM  
Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.
 
2021-05-29 9:12:50 AM  

Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.


He's got the Trump/MAGA playbook and he's going balls out.

Have sex with a pornstar and pay her off to be quiet should be an easy one for Ron...he's probably ahead of the curve on that one!
 
2021-05-29 9:19:38 AM  
Yeah, it's not like there are other cruise ports that would like the traffic.
 
2021-05-29 9:55:27 AM  
Is the Monkey knife fighting still legal?
/Monkey pox
 
2021-05-29 10:00:46 AM  

Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.


Well, I hate him and I'm not in Florida. But I'm not who you'd need to convince that he's a farking finger sniffer.

It's the finger sniffing crowd that's the problem.
 
2021-05-29 10:02:23 AM  
Much like a card deck, what do you do with a lido deck?  You shuffle it.
 
2021-05-29 10:07:20 AM  

Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.


I'm in Canada, I think he's hilarious.
 
2021-05-29 10:10:42 AM  
I will never understand why Republicans love this virus so much.
 
2021-05-29 10:11:37 AM  

Circusdog320: He's got the Trump/MAGA playbook and he's going balls out.


He also has the charisma of Scott Walker and the charm of Karl Rove.
 
2021-05-29 10:29:10 AM  

Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.


Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.
 
2021-05-29 10:30:37 AM  
I'm sure that will improve consumer confidence immensely.
 
2021-05-29 10:31:00 AM  
Do those cruise ships belong to the state of Florida? No? Find a friendlier port, problem solved.
 
2021-05-29 10:31:50 AM  

not enough beer: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.


In that scenario, Kamala Harris would be his likely opponent. Bring on President Harris!
 
2021-05-29 10:33:18 AM  

Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.


Sadly, no. A right-wing friend of mine likes him.

/South Carolina
 
2021-05-29 10:34:21 AM  
Bugpublicans, Covid-Americans, Regermlicans

I thought I had something for this
 
2021-05-29 10:34:29 AM  

Brainsick: not enough beer: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.

In that scenario, Kamala Harris would be his likely opponent. Bring on President Harris!


The United States is a looooooong way off from electing Mrs.Harris president.  If ever.
 
2021-05-29 10:34:30 AM  
I read a recent story about a cruise ship leaving its European port to come to America for its initial voyage. The first and last trips of the season are basically empty except for a skeleton crew. All of the crew had been given COVID tests and everyone was negative. Before they got very far it was evident that 5 of the crew were ill with COVID.

I'm only trying to say that Amity is a summer town. We need summer dollars. Now, if the people can't swim here, they'll be glad to swim at the beaches of Cape Cod, the Hamptons, Long Island...
 
2021-05-29 10:34:55 AM  

Brainsick: not enough beer: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.

In that scenario, Kamala Harris would be his likely opponent. Bring on President Harris!


she was a pretty early exit in the primaries never garnering much support
 
2021-05-29 10:35:02 AM  

neritz: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Sadly, no. A right-wing friend of mine likes him.

/South Carolina


You need smarter friends.
 
2021-05-29 10:35:38 AM  

kindms: Brainsick: not enough beer: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.

In that scenario, Kamala Harris would be his likely opponent. Bring on President Harris!

she was a pretty early exit in the primaries never garnering much support


It would be an absolute slaughter.
 
2021-05-29 10:35:40 AM  
Require it anyway and ignore the law. Dare him to do something about it.
 
2021-05-29 10:36:08 AM  
I'd say Mobile, but the Grand Bahamas run would take an extra day
 
2021-05-29 10:37:21 AM  
Kinzinger should run, really. He's one of the Dems with balls that average people can get behind.
 
2021-05-29 10:37:23 AM  

kindms: Brainsick: not enough beer: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.

In that scenario, Kamala Harris would be his likely opponent. Bring on President Harris!

she was a pretty early exit in the primaries never garnering much support


So was Biden for a long time, too.

Amazing what being a vice president does to your name recognition...
 
2021-05-29 10:38:21 AM  
States typically administer out to two miles. Let everyone one, at the two mile limit ask for proof of vaccination and if not ask if they can swim
 
2021-05-29 10:38:30 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I will never understand why Republicans love this virus so much.


Death Cult.
 
2021-05-29 10:39:05 AM  
What I take away from this is that DeSantis has not heard of the supremacy clause.
 
2021-05-29 10:39:26 AM  
Don't require a vaccine passport in Florida ports but require them for disembarking wherever the ship docks.

Enjoy that view of the Cayman's from your bedroom port window denier.
 
2021-05-29 10:39:33 AM  

Turbo Cojones: I'd say Mobile, but the Grand Bahamas run would take an extra day


Savannah would be a good choice.
 
2021-05-29 10:40:49 AM  
Don't businesses have the right to refuse service to anyone who's not a protected class?? Not a law talking guy, but not sure how this is legal
 
2021-05-29 10:41:17 AM  

IlGreven: kindms: Brainsick: not enough beer: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.

In that scenario, Kamala Harris would be his likely opponent. Bring on President Harris!

she was a pretty early exit in the primaries never garnering much support

So was Biden for a long time, too.

Amazing what being a vice president does to your name recognition...


i sincerely hope you are right.
 
2021-05-29 10:41:24 AM  
I think if he gets too popular too soon, Cheetolini will turn on him. Desantis has been floated as a VP. I think that was a message saying "Sure you have a lot of support, but don't get ahead of yourself."
 
2021-05-29 10:41:46 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Require it anyway and ignore the law. Dare him to do something about it.


He'll block the ports, the ports are owned by the state.
 
2021-05-29 10:41:53 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I will never understand why Republicans love this virus so much.


It only kills the dumbocrats!

I love that he's going to push the entire industry out of his state.
 
2021-05-29 10:42:12 AM  

Brainsick: not enough beer: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.

In that scenario, Kamala Harris would be his likely opponent. Bring on President Harris!


I hope your right but I am not discounting a republican not named Trump can win at least the electoral college.
 
2021-05-29 10:42:23 AM  
Am I the only one in here who read the headline and assumed that Fred Grandy came out of retirement to run against Desantis?
 
2021-05-29 10:42:28 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I will never understand why Republicans love this virus so much.


stigginit.
 
2021-05-29 10:42:46 AM  
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2021-05-29 10:43:03 AM  

cowsaregoodeating: Don't require a vaccine passport in Florida ports but require them for disembarking wherever the ship docks.

Enjoy that view of the Cayman's from your bedroom port window denier.


Or require the vaccine passport to be let out of their cabin. Those with the cheap inside cabins are really going to love the cruise.
 
2021-05-29 10:43:38 AM  
In 4 years, Biden will have failed to fix all the problems and so we're getting Ron DeSantis as President.  I'm going to bet on it.
 
2021-05-29 10:44:19 AM  
So, an airline flying into/out of Florida to a country that requires proof of vaccination will have to stop operations in Florida too? Have fun with that loss of revenue. I'd expect that the mouse alone would put an end to that law.
 
2021-05-29 10:45:04 AM  
Cruise lines to guv'nor DeathSantis after moving thousands of jobs out of Floriduh: "Go get yer shine box."
 
2021-05-29 10:45:07 AM  

Rapmaster2000: In 4 years, Biden will have failed to fix all the problems and so we're getting Ron DeSantis as President.  I'm going to bet on it.


The weakness of leadership will collpase the nation.
 
2021-05-29 10:45:13 AM  

Drunk Southern Taser Bait: I think if he gets too popular too soon, Cheetolini will turn on him. Desantis has been floated as a VP. I think that was a message saying "Sure you have a lot of support, but don't get ahead of yourself."


Trump may come up with some Bs reason he isn't gonna run. Why run when you can make far more grift sitting in FL. Republicans will still say his name in every interview like he is a nascar sponsee and he will be happy.
 
2021-05-29 10:45:23 AM  
question I though all ports are under the control of the Fed gov. not local states.  so wouldn't fed law/reg override any thing a state said anyways.
 
2021-05-29 10:45:31 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: I will never understand why Republicans love this virus so much.


Republicans would be against breathing air if the democrats were officially for it.
 
2021-05-29 10:45:50 AM  

FarkMeAmadeus: Don't businesses have the right to refuse service to anyone who's not a protected class?? Not a law talking guy, but not sure how this is legal


It's Florida. Who's going to stop them? The cruise lines have already said that if they aren't allowed to require vaccinated passengers boarding in Florida they'll skip Florida.
 
2021-05-29 10:46:38 AM  

jumac: question I though all ports are under the control of the Fed gov. not local states.  so wouldn't fed law/reg override any thing a state said anyways.


Nope the port authorities are local. The feds can block ships from entering and seize shiat but the ports are local.
 
2021-05-29 10:47:02 AM  

Por que tan serioso: Brainsick: not enough beer: Mugato: Please tell me everyone outside of Florida hates him and he's not going to be the next President because I see that happening.

Yeah I got bad news for you. I could easily see Trump not running and Biden not running because of age and Ron winning. Hope I am wrong.

In that scenario, Kamala Harris would be his likely opponent. Bring on President Harris!

The United States is a looooooong way off from electing Mrs.Harris president.  If ever.


Which is why the DNC can be counted on to run her.
 
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