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(The Scottish Sun)   Street name undergoes sex change, leaves residents doing catch-up for the new gal on the block   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-05-28 9:04:03 AM  
Up in Underhill Vermont, you can live in the Pleasant Valley.
On the Pleasant Valley Road.
or on the Upper Pleasant Valley Road
or the Lower Pleasant Valley Road
Or the Valley Road
or the Upper Valley Road or Lower Valley Road
In the same valley.

Thankfully, I lived on the Metcalf pond Road, aka, Pond road, aka Taylor road

Because stubbornness runs deep in the Green Mountains.
 
2021-05-28 9:30:15 AM  
"Ratchanee Batley was so bamboozled"

Don't drive when you are bamboozled.
 
2021-05-28 9:41:51 AM  
Well, Alex road would be gender neutral
 
2021-05-28 9:43:49 AM  
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2021-05-28 9:44:47 AM  

vudukungfu: Up in Underhill Vermont, you can live in the Pleasant Valley.
On the Pleasant Valley Road.
or on the Upper Pleasant Valley Road
or the Lower Pleasant Valley Road
Or the Valley Road
or the Upper Valley Road or Lower Valley Road
In the same valley.

Thankfully, I lived on the Metcalf pond Road, aka, Pond road, aka Taylor road

Because stubbornness runs deep in the Green Mountains.


In NC the popular street names go like this

Green
Level
Hope
School

so there's green level hope school road
or hope green level road
level green school road
and so on and so on....
 
2021-05-28 9:46:06 AM  

vudukungfu: Up in Underhill Vermont, you can live in the Pleasant Valley.
On the Pleasant Valley Road.
or on the Upper Pleasant Valley Road
or the Lower Pleasant Valley Road
Or the Valley Road
or the Upper Valley Road or Lower Valley Road
In the same valley.

Thankfully, I lived on the Metcalf pond Road, aka, Pond road, aka Taylor road

Because stubbornness runs deep in the Green Mountains.


In queens you have 69th ave, 69th road, 69th place, 69th St, 69th drive.  They aren't all near each other.

And, my favorite is the non contiguous avenues.  So you'll have 77th avenue and it will end.  But then continue a half mile away, multiple times.

There supposed to be some sort of formula to drives being near avenues and rods being near streets but who has time for that?

It's like they gave a bunch of cats coffee and crayons and told them to design the streets.
 
2021-05-28 9:47:29 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: vudukungfu: Up in Underhill Vermont, you can live in the Pleasant Valley.
On the Pleasant Valley Road.
or on the Upper Pleasant Valley Road
or the Lower Pleasant Valley Road
Or the Valley Road
or the Upper Valley Road or Lower Valley Road
In the same valley.

Thankfully, I lived on the Metcalf pond Road, aka, Pond road, aka Taylor road

Because stubbornness runs deep in the Green Mountains.

In queens you have 69th ave, 69th road, 69th place, 69th St, 69th drive.  They aren't all near each other.

And, my favorite is the non contiguous avenues.  So you'll have 77th avenue and it will end.  But then continue a half mile away, multiple times.

There supposed to be some sort of formula to drives being near avenues and rods being near streets but who has time for that?

It's like they gave a bunch of cats coffee and crayons and told them to design the streets.


If forgot. 69th lane too.
 
2021-05-28 9:50:25 AM  
Don't assume streets' genders.
 
2021-05-28 9:51:02 AM  

grokca: "Ratchanee Batley was so bamboozled"

Don't drive when you are bamboozled.


What if you're gobsmacked? Flabbergasted? Thunderstruck?
 
2021-05-28 9:52:10 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: In queens you have 69th ave, 69th road, 69th place, 69th St, 69th drive.


Nice...
 
2021-05-28 9:57:39 AM  
Maybe the street likes to dress up on weekends?
 
2021-05-28 9:59:40 AM  
The only thing that matters is what bathroom the street is using. I want my kids to be safe.
 
2021-05-28 9:59:49 AM  
Gender change. Streets don't have sex.
 
2021-05-28 10:00:26 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: grokca: "Ratchanee Batley was so bamboozled"

Don't drive when you are bamboozled.

What if you're gobsmacked? Flabbergasted? Thunderstruck?


Well, at least one of those, I know there's no turning back.
 
2021-05-28 10:09:41 AM  
Alexander the Great has conquered another civilization again. Genghis Khan is spinning in his grave.
 
2021-05-28 10:11:58 AM  

NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.


I know at least one that did. A few years ago I saw a guy...filling a pothole.
 
2021-05-28 10:15:21 AM  

vudukungfu: Up in Underhill Vermont, you can live in the Pleasant Valley.
On the Pleasant Valley Road.
or on the Upper Pleasant Valley Road
or the Lower Pleasant Valley Road
Or the Valley Road
or the Upper Valley Road or Lower Valley Road
In the same valley.

Thankfully, I lived on the Metcalf pond Road, aka, Pond road, aka Taylor road

Because stubbornness runs deep in the Green Mountains.


You forgot to mention Underhill Vermont is in the Upper Valley region of the Connecticut River.
You can read about it in The Valley News:
https://www.vnews.com
 
2021-05-28 10:19:12 AM  

NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.


joke but this is how the stuff you order online never gets delivered. I don't care if the street I live on is called pussy mcvagina drive or dick mcpenis boulevard. just keep it consistent so my cat food and litter show up from amazon.
 
2021-05-28 10:24:23 AM  

NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.


Unlike your mom!
 
2021-05-28 10:24:49 AM  
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2021-05-28 10:25:28 AM  
In this case they should rename the streets in honor of someone who's not a colossal attention seeking moron.

"What Should Austin and El Paso Do With the Streets Named "Bruce Jenner Lane"?"

https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-dail​y​-post/what-should-austin-and-el-paso-d​o-with-the-streets-named-bruce-jenner-​lane/
 
2021-05-28 10:26:59 AM  
It's a two-way street.
 
2021-05-28 10:28:00 AM  

brilett: What Should Austin and El Paso Do With the Streets Named "Bruce Jenner Lane"?"


Well for starters they definitely shouldn't let Caitlin Jenner drive on them (or any other street).

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2021-05-28 10:29:04 AM  
Mt St Heliot
 
2021-05-28 10:37:54 AM  
Does the street have a website or social media accounts?
Maybe it just wants to drive traffic.
 
2021-05-28 10:38:59 AM  

Prof. Frink: NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.

I know at least one that did. A few years ago I saw a guy...filling a pothole.


Hey! You're into that stuff too?
I recently watched a road slowly merge into another road.
 
2021-05-28 10:46:20 AM  
Billie Jean Martin Luther King BLVD has a nice ring to it.
 
2021-05-28 10:46:26 AM  

Resident Muslim: Prof. Frink: NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.

I know at least one that did. A few years ago I saw a guy...filling a pothole.

Hey! You're into that stuff too?
I recently watched a road slowly merge into another road.


I mean he actually had his dick in it.
 
2021-05-28 10:48:27 AM  
My street and my girlfriend have the same signage.

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2021-05-28 10:52:30 AM  

ChrisDe: My street and my girlfriend have the same signage.

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Strange, she had this one up last time I was over:

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2021-05-28 10:52:46 AM  

ChrisDe: My street and my girlfriend have the same signage.

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2021-05-28 11:02:19 AM  
Alexandrx St?
 
2021-05-28 11:07:41 AM  
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2021-05-28 11:13:02 AM  
Why do both signs look old? Why are the pictures from different locations?
 
2021-05-28 11:18:11 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: ChrisDe: My street and my girlfriend have the same signage.

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Strange, she had this one up last time I was over:

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We also would have accepted:

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2021-05-28 11:32:32 AM  
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2021-05-28 11:36:32 AM  

IRestoreFurniture: vudukungfu: Up in Underhill Vermont, you can live in the Pleasant Valley.
On the Pleasant Valley Road.
or on the Upper Pleasant Valley Road
or the Lower Pleasant Valley Road
Or the Valley Road
or the Upper Valley Road or Lower Valley Road
In the same valley.

Thankfully, I lived on the Metcalf pond Road, aka, Pond road, aka Taylor road

Because stubbornness runs deep in the Green Mountains.

In queens you have 69th ave, 69th road, 69th place, 69th St, 69th drive.  They aren't all near each other.

And, my favorite is the non contiguous avenues.  So you'll have 77th avenue and it will end.  But then continue a half mile away, multiple times.

There supposed to be some sort of formula to drives being near avenues and rods being near streets but who has time for that?

It's like they gave a bunch of cats coffee and crayons and told them to design the streets.


That's the same as Arlington County VA.
 
2021-05-28 11:39:44 AM  

NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.


Maybe where you are from but the Red light districts in most places and The Combat Zone in Boston do...
 
2021-05-28 11:40:10 AM  

brilett: In this case they should rename the streets in honor of someone who's not a colossal attention seeking moron.
"What Should Austin and El Paso Do With the Streets Named "Bruce Jenner Lane"?"
https://www.texasmonthly.com/the-daily​-post/what-should-austin-and-el-paso-d​o-with-the-streets-named-bruce-jenner-​lane/


Article was curiously missing the suggestion to ask the person the street was named after.
 
2021-05-28 11:43:43 AM  

chucknasty: NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.

joke but this is how the stuff you order online never gets delivered. I don't care if the street I live on is called pussy mcvagina drive or dick mcpenis boulevard. just keep it consistent so my cat food and litter show up from amazon.


Check your privilege!!!!
 
2021-05-28 11:44:09 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Don't assume streets' genders.


Also, only some of them go both ways.
 
2021-05-28 11:48:17 AM  
More proof that woke culture has gone too far

...or there was a typo
 
2021-05-28 11:59:11 AM  
TFA says the street is now detransitioning anyway.
 
2021-05-28 12:41:47 PM  
With Bri'ish accents nobody hearing a Brit saying either one of those words would be able to tell the difference between Alexander and Alexandra.
 
2021-05-28 12:56:05 PM  

Prof. Frink: Resident Muslim: Prof. Frink: NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.

I know at least one that did. A few years ago I saw a guy...filling a pothole.

Hey! You're into that stuff too?
I recently watched a road slowly merge into another road.

I mean he actually had his dick in it.


Was it Jack?
Last name Hammer?
 
2021-05-28 1:00:55 PM  
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2021-05-28 1:01:45 PM  
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2021-05-28 1:02:20 PM  
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2021-05-28 1:24:25 PM  

Resident Muslim: Prof. Frink: Resident Muslim: Prof. Frink: NobleHam: Gender change. Streets don't have sex.

I know at least one that did. A few years ago I saw a guy...filling a pothole.

Hey! You're into that stuff too?
I recently watched a road slowly merge into another road.

I mean he actually had his dick in it.

Was it Jack?
Last name Hammer?


Jacking apparently yes. Not sure his name though.
 
2021-05-28 2:13:30 PM  

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