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(Twitter)   In case you were in any doubt about just who Matt Gaetz is, here he is calling for 2nd amendment solutions against the tech industry   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-05-27 8:26:22 PM  
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2021-05-27 8:44:29 PM  
An ammosexual, pedophile, and traitor walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. Gaetz?"
 
2021-05-27 8:46:12 PM  

theteacher: An ammosexual, pedophile, and traitor walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. Gaetz?"


I'm betting he shoots like Tucker Carlson. I'll give you the other two.
 
2021-05-27 8:46:16 PM  
When called on it he will claim he meant to say the 1st.
 
2021-05-27 8:51:00 PM  
They released records of my minor purchases!
 
2021-05-27 8:51:40 PM  
A Republican politician calling for violence.

Shocking.
 
2021-05-27 8:52:14 PM  
Kindly note that the amendment gives you the right to "bear" arms, not "shoot until dead people who disagree with you."
 
2021-05-27 8:54:00 PM  
It's an America First rally. The slogan with heavy pro-fascist and anti-semetic roots.

Calling for 2nd amendment solutions against people who use the 1st amendment.

The word you are looking for is 'nazi'.
 
2021-05-27 8:54:10 PM  
From the replies: The sooner he's behind bars the better...

I know the legal bar for incitement is pretty high, but what are the other options for dealing with advocating violence like this?  This is farking crazy.
 
2021-05-27 8:54:16 PM  
How does one even use the 2nd amendment against the tech industry?  Post photos of a well regulated militia?  Shoot a computer?
 
2021-05-27 8:54:25 PM  

ScepticalChymist: Kindly note that the amendment gives you the right to "bear" arms, not "shoot until dead people who disagree with you."


In the actual constitution, yes. Pocket gold fringe  constitution, no. These people are forking unhinged.
 
2021-05-27 8:54:57 PM  
Pelosi needs to start the process of removing this clown and dare K Mac to defend the chomo as well as the Hitler lover.
 
2021-05-27 8:55:06 PM  

theteacher: An ammosexual, pedophile, and traitor walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. Gaetz?"


You get the highly coveted "Smunny".  Well done!
 
2021-05-27 8:55:25 PM  
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2021-05-27 8:55:48 PM  
A well regulated social media, being necessary to the security of the Derp State, the right of Margarine Greene to post her bare arms shall not be infringed.
 
2021-05-27 8:56:14 PM  
It worked for Trump so of course he's going to try it.
 
2021-05-27 8:56:55 PM  

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ooh, and one for Nunes.
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2021-05-27 8:57:35 PM  
Somehow I imagine a 2nd amendment solution to big tech by the idiots that lap this drivel up would be to shoot their computers with their AR.
 
2021-05-27 8:57:37 PM  

The Bobby Llama: From the replies: The sooner he's behind bars the better...

I know the legal bar for incitement is pretty high, but what are the other options for dealing with advocating violence like this?  This is farking crazy.


Technically it's not. It's only probable cause. In Gaetzpaedo's case, though, they're probably making sure it's overkill.
 
2021-05-27 8:58:02 PM  
I'm not sure where the Second Amendment says you can assassinate workers in private companies who prefer you not use the n-word on their services?
 
2021-05-27 8:58:07 PM  
I'm always interested in what the crowd looks like that goes to farking political rallies like this.

Are there 20-30 people there? Is he speaking at a rest home or other place with a captive audience?
 
2021-05-27 8:58:15 PM  
He should be banned from every social platform and expelled from Congress right f*cking now.

Tonight.
 
2021-05-27 9:00:11 PM  
LET'S GO SHOOT THE

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2021-05-27 9:00:23 PM  

exqqqme: I'm always interested in what the crowd looks like that goes to farking political rallies like this.

Are there 20-30 people there? Is he speaking at a rest home or other place with a captive audience?



You'd be amazed how easy it is to get a crowd in dead-end small rural towns with nothing but Friday night football to look forward to.
 
2021-05-27 9:00:49 PM  
Would that "solution" apply for the parents of those kids he raped?
 
2021-05-27 9:00:50 PM  
If this doesn't count as incitement, then nothing does anymore.
 
2021-05-27 9:01:12 PM  
Matt should use the second amendment on himself before he's sent to federal pound him the arse prison.
 
2021-05-27 9:01:29 PM  

NewportBarGuy: He should be banned from every social platform and expelled from Congress right f*cking now.

Tonight.


Expulsion takes a 2/3's majority vote so that will never happen for any of the Sedition Caucus
 
2021-05-27 9:01:42 PM  

Bungles: I'm not sure where the Second Amendment says you can assassinate workers in private companies who prefer you not use the n-word on their services?


Uh, I don't think the Founding Fathers would have exactly had a problem with the n-word.  They might argue as to the relevant amendment.
 
2021-05-27 9:01:48 PM  
This calls for censure at a minimum, although expulsion for making terroristic threats seems more appropriate.

/ain't nothin' gonna happen
 
2021-05-27 9:02:30 PM  
One of these days Republicans might just find out 2nd amendment solutions go both ways.
 
2021-05-27 9:03:08 PM  
Matt Gaetz is a Fascist.
 
2021-05-27 9:05:08 PM  
That man is playing a very dangerous game he will not win
 
2021-05-27 9:05:25 PM  

NewportBarGuy: He should be banned from every social platform and expelled from Congress right f*cking now.

Tonight.


He won't be. You can't even get democrats to shiat-tweet about these terrorists.
 
2021-05-27 9:05:49 PM  
Matt's dad totally owns a dealership.
 
2021-05-27 9:06:10 PM  

bthom37: Bungles: I'm not sure where the Second Amendment says you can assassinate workers in private companies who prefer you not use the n-word on their services?

Uh, I don't think the Founding Fathers would have exactly had a problem with the n-word.  They might argue as to the relevant amendment.



Yes, I chose that analogy... poorly.
 
2021-05-27 9:06:32 PM  

theteacher: An ammosexual, pedophile, and traitor walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you, Mr. Gaetz?"


Lmao

Like Gaspedo would do anything but shiat himself and hide behind the nearest teenaged rape victim if he heard a shot fired in anger.
 
2021-05-27 9:07:02 PM  
pueblonative:

When did "chomo" become a thing? I heard that term used on the radio this week too, it may have even been for describing him. I've never heard that before this week. I almost feel like it's softening what he is: a farkn creeper and a terrible person.
 
2021-05-27 9:07:08 PM  
I hope this doesn't end with Gaetz eating one of his own guns just as the Feds break in to arrest him

Shawshank style.

That would be terrible.

-_-
 
2021-05-27 9:07:08 PM  

bthom37: Bungles: I'm not sure where the Second Amendment says you can assassinate workers in private companies who prefer you not use the n-word on their services?

Uh, I don't think the Founding Fathers would have exactly had a problem with the n-word.  They might argue as to the relevant amendment.


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That's your hot take on this?
 
2021-05-27 9:07:14 PM  

The Bobby Llama: From the replies: The sooner he's behind bars the better...

I know the legal bar for incitement is pretty high, but what are the other options for dealing with advocating violence like this?  This is farking crazy.


Very few.

You can thank the Lanterman-Petris-Short act and its progeny for that one. The threat isn't "imminent" enough to throw his ass in the psych ward.
 
2021-05-27 9:08:45 PM  

kozlo: pueblonative:

When did "chomo" become a thing? I heard that term used on the radio this week too, it may have even been for describing him. I've never heard that before this week. I almost feel like it's softening what he is: a farkn creeper and a terrible person.


It's used in prison extensively. It is certainly not a 'softening' of the term child molester.
 
2021-05-27 9:08:53 PM  

pueblonative: Pelosi needs to start the process of removing this clown and dare K Mac to defend the chomo as well as the Hitler lover.


Don't dare the GQPer fascists to be more despicable.

You KNOW better.

/but she should
 
2021-05-27 9:09:22 PM  

Subtonic: bthom37: Bungles: I'm not sure where the Second Amendment says you can assassinate workers in private companies who prefer you not use the n-word on their services?

Uh, I don't think the Founding Fathers would have exactly had a problem with the n-word.  They might argue as to the relevant amendment.

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That's your hot take on this?


I don't think there's a need to have a hot take on Gaetz.  He's a creepy pedo, but lots of people have pointed that out already.  Adding another voice to the chorus won't exactly carry this news to God, y'know?
 
2021-05-27 9:09:35 PM  
Think of all of the patriotic conservatives who will be inspired and energized by this pedophile.
 
2021-05-27 9:09:36 PM  
It's probably not a good idea to announce murder plans while living in a stand your ground state.
 
2021-05-27 9:10:28 PM  

quatchi: I hope this doesn't end with Gaetz eating one of his own guns just as the Feds break in to arrest him


Pretty sure the Feds don't arrest rich white Republicans though. I mean maybe they would ask nicely for his lawyer to arrange a time for him to be booked before the ROR him, if it came to that.
 
2021-05-27 9:10:40 PM  
Well, OK. If it's what I got to do to protect young girls around you, I could maybe be persuaded, but remember Matt, you started this conversation.
 
2021-05-27 9:11:05 PM  

max_rebo_groupie: Matt's dad totally owns a dealership.


Nail. Meet head.

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2021-05-27 9:11:37 PM  

kozlo: pueblonative:

When did "chomo" become a thing? I heard that term used on the radio this week too, it may have even been for describing him. I've never heard that before this week. I almost feel like it's softening what he is: a farkn creeper and a terrible person.


chomo comes from prison slang.

it's not a new term by any means
 
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