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2021-05-27 12:01:13 PM  
That's a habit I could get into!

I was going to eat a cookie for a midnight snack but decided to have nun instead!
 
2021-05-27 12:34:02 PM  
No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...
 
2021-05-27 1:10:24 PM  
I'm pretty sure that's not the original plot for The Sound of Music.
 
2021-05-27 1:12:37 PM  
This one has Aubrey Plaza, Allison Brie, and Kate Micucci.
The Little Hours (Weird Elephant Series 8.12.2017)
Youtube wrNjwCrJL-Y
 
2021-05-27 1:12:52 PM  

Barfmaker: No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...


Expectation:

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Reality:

Sister Wendy's Story of Painting 01 of 10
Youtube QBv0HezlOBw
 
2021-05-27 1:13:56 PM  

Barfmaker: No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...


Or a novice fetish?

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2021-05-27 1:14:40 PM  
Has anyone ever noticed that it appears that most nun porn is made in Italy?

Anyone?
 
2021-05-27 1:15:21 PM  
Lesbian Period Drama - SNL
Youtube XgaLlP0xmqE
 
2021-05-27 1:15:36 PM  

AgentKGB: Barfmaker: No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...

Expectation:

[64.media.tumblr.com image 471x720]

Reality:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/QBv0Hezl​OBw]


Although people liked Sister Wendy, too.
Just not in that way.
 
2021-05-27 1:15:39 PM  

Barfmaker: No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...


I think Pedro Almodóvar may have
 
2021-05-27 1:22:05 PM  
Waiting for days longer
Till sister comes to wash my sins away
She is the lady that can ease my sorrow
She sets the pace for my delivery of pain
....
I feel the flow, the blessed stain
Sweating hands like fire, and flames
Burn my thighs, spread in sacrificial right
The hallowed altar burns my flesh once more tonight
 
2021-05-27 1:22:31 PM  

Frothy Panties: Has anyone ever noticed that it appears that most nun porn is made in Italy?

Anyone?


Well you made it to the credits, might want to change the panties.
 
2021-05-27 1:33:02 PM  

AgentKGB: Barfmaker: No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...

Expectation:

[64.media.tumblr.com image 471x720]

Reality:

[YouTube video: Sister Wendy's Story of Painting 01 of 10]


She always reminded me of Bill Snyder.

The latter, not the former.
 
2021-05-27 1:41:53 PM  
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2021-05-27 1:45:06 PM  

Barfmaker: No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...


There are 2 countries that have a large nunsploitation history: Germany, and Italy. I'm pretty sure at least the Italians have been to Catholic school.

/and gods bless them for it
 
2021-05-27 1:45:15 PM  

Frothy Panties: Has anyone ever noticed that it appears that most nun porn is made in Italy?

Anyone?


Of course. Just check the list of examples of nunsploitation films on Wikipedia. A lot of them are made in italy.
 
2021-05-27 1:47:00 PM  
One more:

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2021-05-27 1:58:37 PM  

batlock666: One more:

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2021-05-27 2:00:44 PM  

Billy Liar: Although people liked Sister Wendy, too.
Just not in that way.


She always seemed like a very nice lady.

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: She always reminded me of Bill Snyder.

The latter, not the former.


Bill Snyder - Coaching a Successful Program - Full Video
Youtube hIB0tQthM44


Him?
 
2021-05-27 2:11:50 PM  
With Paul Verhoeven behind the camera you know it will be tasteful.
 
2021-05-27 2:14:05 PM  
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2021-05-27 2:15:51 PM  
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"Yes it certainly is... steamy."
 
2021-05-27 2:27:14 PM  
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2021-05-27 2:41:24 PM  

AgentKGB: Billy Liar: Although people liked Sister Wendy, too.
Just not in that way.

She always seemed like a very nice lady.

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: She always reminded me of Bill Snyder.

The latter, not the former.

[YouTube video: Bill Snyder - Coaching a Successful Program - Full Video]

Him?


Yup. I was at Uni, in the stands, when he won his first game there.

But it sure didn't end gracefully. No video titled "Knowing When to Retire for Good", I guess.

My interest in the sport at any level has since dropped to near zero. Along with most everything else since 2016 or so.
 
2021-05-27 2:46:54 PM  
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2021-05-27 3:00:44 PM  

Frothy Panties: Has anyone ever noticed that it appears that most nun porn is made in Italy?

Anyone?


But of course, Gaylord, ol chap.  I always check my porn for production values and location shoots before I indulge.  Only the peasants would be so vulgar to not investigate.
 
2021-05-27 3:13:48 PM  
It was 1969 and I was in Eighth grade at Catholic School.
Our teacher was Sister Victoria Marie. She played guitar,
was hip for the time, and cute by any standard.
She also wore black stockings with seams in the back under her habit.
That was enough for me.
 
2021-05-27 3:16:15 PM  
I saw boobs in that trailer! BOOBS!
 
2021-05-27 3:33:25 PM  
Sr. Bertrille out of her habit:

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2021-05-27 3:54:32 PM  
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2021-05-27 4:44:19 PM  
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2021-05-27 5:29:59 PM  

fasteddie199: It was 1969 and I was in Eighth grade at Catholic School.
Our teacher was Sister Victoria Marie. She played guitar,
was hip for the time, and cute by any standard.
She also wore black stockings with seams in the back under her habit.
That was enough for me.


The Singing Nun - Dominique (1963 )
Youtube EO7cD6qmydo


I hope you asked her to play Dominique. ;)
 
2021-05-27 5:33:27 PM  

jake_lex: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/XgaLlP0x​mqE?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


Give Kate McKinnon red hair in that clip and she would make you think she's Lily Cade.

*Don't google Lily Cade at work.  Just sayin'.
 
2021-05-27 7:34:14 PM  
"The project was originally tapped.."

*snert*
 
2021-05-27 7:53:28 PM  

OldRod: [Fark user image 640x597]


Who is that?
 
2021-05-27 9:21:54 PM  
Back in Catholic School our principle's nickname was "Sister Mad Dog". Then one day I spelled Mad Dog backwards and I was.... -mind blown-!!!
 
2021-05-27 9:38:54 PM  

Mugato: OldRod: [Fark user image 640x597]

Who is that?


Kate Upton.
 
2021-05-27 9:44:15 PM  

Flappyhead: Mugato: OldRod: [Fark user image 640x597] Who is that? Kate Upton.


ah, right.

...to Google...
 
2021-05-27 10:41:26 PM  
The Tale of Sir Galahad - Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Full HD, High Quality)
Youtube lUqBR6S4i5g
 
2021-05-28 12:21:10 AM  

AgentKGB: Barfmaker: No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...

Expectation:

[64.media.tumblr.com image 471x720]

Reality:

[YouTube video: Sister Wendy's Story of Painting 01 of 10]


Sister Wendy is a national treasure.
 
2021-05-28 12:42:55 PM  

englaja: AgentKGB: Barfmaker: No guy who actually went to Catholic school ever got a nun fetish.

A Catholic schoolgirl fetish maybe...

Expectation:

[64.media.tumblr.com image 471x720]

Reality:

[YouTube video: Sister Wendy's Story of Painting 01 of 10]

Sister Wendy is a national treasure.


Yes indeed.

Sister Wendy's Odyssey Art Criticism
Youtube 1HW-1qMbZs4
 
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