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(Daily Star)   Sex-mad mum forgos the mile-high club, says while working as a flight attendant she slept with entire flight crew when her plane was grounded (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-05-27 2:51:19 PM  
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2021-05-27 3:09:55 PM  
Fly the friendly tarmac
 
2021-05-27 3:29:39 PM  
"slept"
 
2021-05-27 3:36:54 PM  
Her STD screenings must be entertaining.
 
2021-05-27 3:37:00 PM  
And?  Did they not wipe down the first class seats?  Why the fark should anyone care?
 
2021-05-27 3:37:09 PM  
Congrats everyone. Your mom made it onto Fark.
 
2021-05-27 3:37:44 PM  
Of all the things that didn't happen...

/musta been a slow news day at the Daily Star
 
2021-05-27 3:37:59 PM  
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2021-05-27 3:38:30 PM  
I bet shes a rock solid "3".
 
2021-05-27 3:38:34 PM  
NSFW
Frank Zappa - Crew Slut
Youtube 4UhO8x-UXbY
 
2021-05-27 3:40:40 PM  
Wait, who did she sleep with?
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2021-05-27 3:42:22 PM  
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There's a reason the New Testament is better.
 
2021-05-27 3:44:09 PM  
Even the gay guys?
 
2021-05-27 3:46:08 PM  
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2021-05-27 3:46:23 PM  
A story sourced from something called strictly anonymous confessions. Seems legit.
 
2021-05-27 3:46:23 PM  
The Good News: whores and wine are back on the menu!
 
2021-05-27 3:46:31 PM  

whither_apophis: Even the gay guys?


ESPECIALLY  the gay guys.
 
2021-05-27 3:47:16 PM  
Dear American Way Magazine,

You won't believe what happened to me and my flight crew the last time our plane was grounded...


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2021-05-27 3:49:33 PM  
I've only crossed paths with a nymphomaniac once. Dated for 3 years. I think out of those 3 years, (365 x 3 = 1095 days) we took 3 days off and didn't have sex...

Should have never let her go...

my loss.

oh well. I shall live the rest of my life without getting my dick wet ever again.
 
2021-05-27 3:49:37 PM  

ImOscar: Dear American Way Magazine,

You won't believe what happened to me and my flight crew the last time our plane was grounded...

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2021-05-27 3:49:37 PM  
She's the town AirBus!
 
2021-05-27 3:49:59 PM  

whither_apophis: Even the gay guys?


She got them in between vaccinations.
 
2021-05-27 3:50:43 PM  
At the same time?
 
2021-05-27 3:50:54 PM  
Like a Piper Cub in a Blimp Hangar.
 
2021-05-27 3:50:58 PM  

steklo: I've only crossed paths with a nymphomaniac once. Dated for 3 years. I think out of those 3 years, (365 x 3 = 1095 days) we took 3 days off and didn't have sex...

Should have never let her go...

my loss.

oh well. I shall live the rest of my life without getting my dick wet ever again.


That's the spirit!
 
2021-05-27 3:51:07 PM  
I'm a member of the Mile High Club, Solo Aviators Division.
 
2021-05-27 3:52:21 PM  

DuneClimber: I'm a member of the Mile High Club, Solo Aviators Division.


Nobody told me there was a division for Farkers.
 
2021-05-27 3:54:28 PM  
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2021-05-27 3:56:33 PM  

Por que tan serioso: That's the spirit!


She was my first real girlfriend and I assumed all girls were like her and wanted sex all the time.

Little did I know...
 
2021-05-27 3:56:48 PM  
fokker? i hardly know her!!
 
2021-05-27 3:57:36 PM  
What they don't tell you is she's 220 lbs, has 1 tooth, and has multiple stab wound scars.
 
2021-05-27 3:57:44 PM  

DuneClimber: I'm a member of the Mile High Club, Solo Aviators Divisio


I used to clean the cabins of airplanes back in the mid 80's.

I've seen things.
 
2021-05-27 3:57:51 PM  
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Back in the day, they only played footsie with one another.
 
2021-05-27 3:59:03 PM  

AeAe: What they don't tell you is she's 220 lbs, has 1 tooth, and has multiple stab wound scars.


And?
 
2021-05-27 3:59:12 PM  
Oh, so THAT'S what "bipolar" means...
 
2021-05-27 4:00:41 PM  

steklo: Por que tan serioso: That's the spirit!

She was my first real girlfriend and I assumed all girls were like her and wanted sex all the time.

Little did I know...


Yeah. Tough to experience the unicorn right out the gate. It'll f*ck with you.
 
2021-05-27 4:04:34 PM  

Por que tan serioso: Yeah. Tough to experience the unicorn right out the gate. It'll f*ck with you.


I had no idea what I was giving up at the time. Long story short, 2 years after Ms Nympho and I broke up I met a new woman, and the 3rd day in a row I tried sleeping with her, she said this...

"Are you trying to make this a daily habit?"
 
2021-05-27 4:08:13 PM  
I'm down with the lifestyle when I'm single. Get it on. Have to get it on. Mandated to get it on.
 
2021-05-27 4:09:06 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: [Fark user image 460x276]

Back in the day, they only played footsie with one another.


I've seen fetish pr0n start out like that.
 
2021-05-27 4:10:20 PM  

Rwa2play: OtherLittleGuy: [Fark user image 460x276]

Back in the day, they only played footsie with one another.

I've seen fetish pr0n start out like that.


And Tarantino films...
 
2021-05-27 4:11:11 PM  

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2021-05-27 4:17:14 PM  

dothemath: I bet shes a rock solid "3".


But what is that in Metric hot?
 
2021-05-27 4:22:09 PM  

Wobambo: [i.pinimg.com image 735x735]

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There's a reason the New Testament is better.


At work whenever someone at work has stuff "Only God can judge me." written on it they are the biggest, laziest  ahole in the place.
 
2021-05-27 4:27:17 PM  
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2021-05-27 4:32:21 PM  

groppet: Wobambo: [i.pinimg.com image 735x735]

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There's a reason the New Testament is better.

At work whenever someone at work has stuff "Only God can judge me." written on it they are the biggest, laziest  ahole in the place.


Also it's dumb because I can and do judge them. Often quite severely
 
2021-05-27 4:32:47 PM  

InfoFreako: At the same time?


In a row?
 
2021-05-27 4:35:00 PM  
That is some of clickiest-click bait that I have ever clicked quick on; I immediately felt embarrassed and ashamed that some obviously fake bullsh*t had hooked me.

/Goddamnitsomuch
 
2021-05-27 4:35:57 PM  

jekfark: InfoFreako: At the same time?

In a row?


On the telephone?
 
2021-05-27 4:43:16 PM  
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I'm pretty sure this is just two corpses covered with a blanket
 
2021-05-27 4:43:47 PM  

appliancide: jekfark: InfoFreako: At the same time?

In a row?

On the telephone?


petros and money listener?
 
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