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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   Newsmax lashes out against General Mills' "gay Lucky Charms leprechaun" and says Kelloggs is also forcing children to be "confused about their gender". Someone has issues   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
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2021-05-27 8:01:52 AM  
What the fark
Worthless colostomy bag of stupidity needs to be beaten with a Shillelagh
 
2021-05-27 8:14:46 AM  
So I guess Dr. Suess and gender neutral Mr. Potato Head have been all played out then.
 
2021-05-27 8:30:24 AM  
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
 
2021-05-27 8:31:38 AM  
Well, my producer Carly asked me, 'is that leprechaun really gay?' I said I don't know, maybe: he wears high heeled shoes, prances around in tights, leads me to believe, probably, that little Lucky Charm leprechaun might be gay."

Does he think all leprechauns are like that one from American Gods?

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2021-05-27 8:34:39 AM  
...and why would children be confused?

Has someone been telling them--for the last +200 years--something that just ain't so?
 
2021-05-27 8:35:00 AM  
I really don't want to know what is in that guy's spank bank.

Nope. Nope. Nope.
 
2021-05-27 8:35:47 AM  
"I was comfortable in my gender identity until I ate that bowl of Lucky Charms" said no one, ever.

// or is merely seeing the box enough?
// seeing the box affirmed my sexuality, I'll tell you that much (YMMV, and how wonderful the rich tapestry of life is)
 
2021-05-27 8:35:56 AM  

quatchi: I really don't want to know what is in that guy's spank bank.

Nope. Nope. Nope.


Yes you do.
 
2021-05-27 8:36:03 AM  
Remember the good old days when we complained about Political Correctness gone wild.

Ahh, how I long for those heady days of semi-sanity...
 
2021-05-27 8:36:20 AM  

quatchi: I really don't want to know what is in that guy's spank bank.

Nope. Nope. Nope.


It's probably just lots of gay porn, which wouldn't be any issue at all if he wasn't such a farking homophobe.
 
2021-05-27 8:36:47 AM  
When KELLOGG is too liberal for you, you have a problem. The guy invented corn flakes to suppress sexual urges
 
2021-05-27 8:36:51 AM  
new mandate:
all of the talking-heads on these 'chimp-typed' shows need to wear tennis-helmets when sharing their deep-thoughts

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2021-05-27 8:37:02 AM  
I just realized I must be ugly. I feel so ashamed the Lucky Charms leprechaun never made a pass at me, and I ate Lucky Charms every time I was baby sat by my dad's secretary and went over her house, Joyce.

Betrayed almost.
 
2021-05-27 8:37:33 AM  

quatchi: I really don't want to know what is in that guy's spank bank.

Nope. Nope. Nope.


One of his keywords is definitely "prancing".
 
2021-05-27 8:38:03 AM  
So they gave up pushing the gay frog conspiracy theory?  Oh wait, that was a different set of crazies.
 
2021-05-27 8:38:12 AM  
Dated Dr. Seuss cartoons
Neanderthals
Lucky Charms

The Party of Lincoln
 
2021-05-27 8:38:17 AM  
As a kid I ate Lucky Charms every day for years and the only thing it turned (besides my adult blood into a diabetic syrup) was my poop into a weird greenish brown color from all the marshmallow food dyes.
 
2021-05-27 8:39:03 AM  
Maybe it is because the "marshmallows" are in rainbow colors? How dare they use colors.
 
2021-05-27 8:39:26 AM  
The god Ceres has been reduced to a right wing rant about cereal.  Right wing gods will fall even  further.
 
2021-05-27 8:40:35 AM  
Never seemed to have a problem with FrankenBerry.
 
2021-05-27 8:42:16 AM  
It's the Trix rabbit you've really got to keep an eye on. Trix are for kids.
 
2021-05-27 8:42:46 AM  

NateAsbestos: When KELLOGG is too liberal for you, you have a problem. The guy invented corn flakes to suppress sexual urges


It works.  Ever try fapping with a handful of those things?
 
2021-05-27 8:44:02 AM  

NateAsbestos: When KELLOGG is too liberal for you, you have a problem. The guy invented corn flakes to suppress sexual urges


It was the brother who wasn't the 7th-Day Adventist nutjob that invented the cereal and marketed it.  His don't-jerk-it brother was the one who let CW Post steal their secrets.
 
2021-05-27 8:45:02 AM  
"Here's the worst part, the cereal slogan, 'too amazing to put into a box,'"

Are they using box as a euphemism for vagina here?
 
2021-05-27 8:45:05 AM  
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artist depicshun
 
2021-05-27 8:45:06 AM  

NateAsbestos: When KELLOGG is too liberal for you, you have a problem. The guy invented corn flakes to suppress sexual urges


Came to post this, leaving satisfied
 
2021-05-27 8:45:34 AM  

NateAsbestos: When KELLOGG is too liberal for you, you have a problem. The guy invented corn flakes to suppress sexual urges


He also never slept with his wife, and had some...interesting...theories on how evil, bad, naughty and sinful even sexy thoughts were.
 
2021-05-27 8:45:42 AM  

NateAsbestos: When KELLOGG is too liberal for you, you have a problem. The guy invented corn flakes to suppress sexual urges


cornflakes
Youtube awV57hZONu8
 
2021-05-27 8:45:55 AM  

Diogenes: Well, my producer Carly asked me, 'is that leprechaun really gay?' I said I don't know, maybe: he wears high heeled shoes, prances around in tights, leads me to believe, probably, that little Lucky Charm leprechaun might be gay."

Does he think all leprechauns are like that one from American Gods?

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Trump.
1.Wears high heeled shoes with lifts.
2.Wears a girdle
3.Wears spray on tan and makeup.

Hmmmmm......
 
2021-05-27 8:47:30 AM  
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/The GQP
 
2021-05-27 8:47:52 AM  
His secretary asked him if the leprechaun was really gay?

The leprechaun is a cartoon cereal mascot. It doesn't fark anything...
 
2021-05-27 8:48:24 AM  
The dye in Lucky Charms caused me to grow 3 new sets of genitals.
 
2021-05-27 8:48:29 AM  
When I was in bootcamp in the mid 1990s, lucky charms was by far the most popular cereal in the mess hall. Guys seriously almost got into fights over it.

That was the last time in my life I've thought about lucky charms, or cereal in general.
 
2021-05-27 8:49:10 AM  

theflatline: Diogenes: Well, my producer Carly asked me, 'is that leprechaun really gay?' I said I don't know, maybe: he wears high heeled shoes, prances around in tights, leads me to believe, probably, that little Lucky Charm leprechaun might be gay."

Does he think all leprechauns are like that one from American Gods?

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Trump.
1.Wears high heeled shoes with lifts.
2.Wears a girdle
3.Wears spray on tan and makeup.

Hmmmmm......


Damn it.  I was going to mention the heels.

He also seems to have lost most control of his anal sphincter muscles, based on howoften he shiats himself on the golf course.
 
2021-05-27 8:50:01 AM  
Now I'm worried about what those bits were made from.
 
2021-05-27 8:50:07 AM  
That's waaaay better than Dr Kellogg ever treated the "patents" he had in his sanitarium.
 
2021-05-27 8:50:13 AM  
They're Always After Me Lucky Charms
Youtube Ihbp3u0N5XM
 
2021-05-27 8:51:33 AM  
That's how it starts...

"When they came for me Lucky Charms, I said nothing..."
 
2021-05-27 8:51:34 AM  

PirateKing: It's the Trix rabbit you've really got to keep an eye on. Trix are for kids.


Pedo
 
2021-05-27 8:51:45 AM  
First they ignore you.
Then they laugh at you.
Then they fight you.
Then they commercialize your cause.

Just like Earth Day becoming more about giving away free stuff, Pride is rapidly becoming about selling rainbow colored merchandise.
 
2021-05-27 8:52:05 AM  
They're magically dick lick-us!

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2021-05-27 8:52:30 AM  
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2021-05-27 8:52:59 AM  

theflatline: Diogenes: Well, my producer Carly asked me, 'is that leprechaun really gay?' I said I don't know, maybe: he wears high heeled shoes, prances around in tights, leads me to believe, probably, that little Lucky Charm leprechaun might be gay."

Does he think all leprechauns are like that one from American Gods?

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Trump.
1.Wears high heeled shoes with lifts.
2.Wears a girdle
3.Wears spray on tan and makeup.

Hmmmmm......


I don't know why that made me think of 90s Bubble Tape commercials, but here we are.

Bubble Tape - Gym Teacher and Lunch Lady (1991)
Youtube 9a4826ZG85E
 
2021-05-27 8:53:12 AM  
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2021-05-27 8:53:26 AM  
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/plus ça change
 
2021-05-27 8:53:31 AM  
Don't get me started on the Pillsbury Doughboy.
 
2021-05-27 8:54:09 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: First they ignore you.
Then they laugh at you.
Then they fight you.
Then they commercialize your cause.

Just like Earth Day becoming more about giving away free stuff, Pride is rapidly becoming about selling rainbow colored merchandise.


You're not wrong, but since our society views everything through the lens of capitalism, commercialization is an indication of broad acceptance.
 
2021-05-27 8:54:40 AM  
Someone should tell him that the entire reason Kellogg's exists in the first place is because John Harvey Kellogg was a eugenicist with a scat fetish, and thought bulking out people's bowels would stop them masturbating.


/this is actually true
 
2021-05-27 8:54:54 AM  

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Go on.
 
2021-05-27 8:55:03 AM  
At least we know he's not a pedophile, as he's always trying to get away from the kids who are after his "lucky charms".
 
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