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2021-05-26 1:54:41 PM  
One now wonders how many sewers are monitored for how many substances Back in the U.S.A.
 
2021-05-26 1:57:06 PM  
Goddamn that's a beautiful headline. Bravo
 
2021-05-26 2:33:52 PM  
Great, now all the fish will be swimming around with boners
 
2021-05-26 2:34:14 PM  
That sounds hard to handle.
 
2021-05-26 2:37:37 PM  
As Leon Phelps once said " For erections lasting more than four hours, call more ladies."
 
2021-05-26 2:38:05 PM  
Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection in a Korean sewer?
 
2021-05-26 2:39:06 PM  
In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.
 
2021-05-26 2:39:16 PM  
They like fish sticks
 
2021-05-26 2:40:56 PM  

lolmao500: In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.


youd be gay too if every woman in your part of the world was pixellated
 
2021-05-26 2:42:01 PM  

mom_dropped_me: Great, now all the fish will be swimming around with boners


And the scene is hoppin' for all teh gay frogs.
 
2021-05-26 2:44:01 PM  

lolmao500: In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.


Probably more like 22.75 percent of men aged 30-39 years are willing to claim they're dysfunctional in order to obtain Viagra prescriptions.
 
2021-05-26 2:45:13 PM  
Viagra in the Water - Best Ver.
Youtube 84-g3kuJ2cE

Tangentially related. Still funny.
 
2021-05-26 2:46:25 PM  
Maybe they shouldn't have sold their Seouls.
 
2021-05-26 2:47:42 PM  
Living next door to the Norks is a boner killer.
 
2021-05-26 2:52:40 PM  
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"Opa Priapism Style!"
 
2021-05-26 2:55:40 PM  

lolmao500: Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed?


Why would that make erections hard to come by?
 
2021-05-26 2:56:54 PM  
Reads TFA:
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2021-05-26 3:01:57 PM  

snocone: One now wonders how many sewers are monitored for how many substances Back in the U.S.A.


If you want to know who is buying the drugs, that's how you check.  Expect any such monitoring to be *extremely* low profile, because when they keep finding drugs in the "good neighborhoods" it gets embarrassing.  That and you probably can't tell heroin from other opiods once it goes through a junkie.
 
2021-05-26 3:08:20 PM  

mom_dropped_me: Great, now all the fish will be swimming around with boners


Caffeine is another chemical that is not metabolized, so it passes into the sewage as well.
This means a bunch of horny, wide-awake fish. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 
2021-05-26 3:13:16 PM  

edmo: lolmao500: Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed?

Why would that make erections hard to come by?


Well if you're gay but have been repressed all your life and you're trying to bang a woman, chances are, its gonna be really difficult to get an erection?

Are they having erection problems all the time or just when having sex? Are they being able to masturbate?

Theres a reason behind 23% of men not being able to have erection. Chances are, its psychological, it mostly always is.
 
2021-05-26 3:20:43 PM  

BloodyBill: mom_dropped_me: Great, now all the fish will be swimming around with boners

Caffeine is another chemical that is not metabolized, so it passes into the sewage as well.
This means a bunch of horny, wide-awake fish. Be afraid. Be very afraid.


Wait, are you saying I can capture my piss and extract caffeine from it? Or does the caffeine end up undigested and in my stool?
 
2021-05-26 3:22:57 PM  
In other words, they're investigating Erection Fraud in S. Korea?
 
2021-05-26 3:27:52 PM  

waxbeans: BloodyBill: mom_dropped_me: Great, now all the fish will be swimming around with boners

Caffeine is another chemical that is not metabolized, so it passes into the sewage as well.
This means a bunch of horny, wide-awake fish. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Wait, are you saying I can capture my piss and extract caffeine from it?


No, not enough of it.

"Because caffeine is readily reabsorbed by the renal tubules, once it is filtered by the glomeruli only a small percentage is excreted unchanged in the urine. "

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NB​K​223808/

also it doesn't give you energy, it just blocks your brain from telling you are getting tired.
 
2021-05-26 3:30:33 PM  

waxbeans: BloodyBill: mom_dropped_me: Great, now all the fish will be swimming around with boners

Caffeine is another chemical that is not metabolized, so it passes into the sewage as well.
This means a bunch of horny, wide-awake fish. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Wait, are you saying I can capture my piss and extract caffeine from it? Or does the caffeine end up undigested and in my stool?


If urine to it, yes, you could extract caffeine from your piss.
 
2021-05-26 3:31:16 PM  

bughunter: lolmao500: In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.

Probably more like 22.75 percent of men aged 30-39 years are willing to claim they're dysfunctional in order to obtain Viagra prescriptions.


Better that than rhino horn or giraffe spleen
 
2021-05-26 3:48:46 PM  

snocone: One now wonders how many sewers are monitored for how many substances Back in the U.S.A.


not nearly enough and not for nearly enough compounds.
 
2021-05-26 4:06:59 PM  

whither_apophis: bughunter: lolmao500: In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.

Probably more like 22.75 percent of men aged 30-39 years are willing to claim they're dysfunctional in order to obtain Viagra prescriptions.

Better that than rhino horn or giraffe spleen


Hey, don't speak for all of us...
<chewing sounds>
<scratches dirt, looking for grubs>
 
2021-05-26 4:23:42 PM  

bughunter: lolmao500: In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.

Probably more like 22.75 percent of men aged 30-39 years are willing to claim they're dysfunctional in order to obtain Viagra prescriptions.


What does it do for you if you can already make boners?
 
2021-05-26 4:33:05 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: bughunter: lolmao500: In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.

Probably more like 22.75 percent of men aged 30-39 years are willing to claim they're dysfunctional in order to obtain Viagra prescriptions.

What does it do for you if you can already make boners?


It makes it operate like it did when I was 16.

Just a passing thought of an attractive woman and *sproing*

/hell, it'd move if a well-groomed poodle walked by.
//obscure
 
2021-05-26 4:51:05 PM  
Just wait until that water evaporates!

///it'll come back

Bryan Ferry - A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall [Official]
Youtube 7zwBHd4kll0
 
2021-05-26 5:08:20 PM  

CordycepsInYourBrain: bughunter: lolmao500: In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.

Probably more like 22.75 percent of men aged 30-39 years are willing to claim they're dysfunctional in order to obtain Viagra prescriptions.

What does it do for you if you can already make boners?


Makes you Superman. Sometimes for more than four hours.

/I've heard
 
2021-05-26 5:39:48 PM  
What's the impact on animals,fish and  plants?  Even without Viagra earth is screwed. We can laugh but it will come back to bite us in the ass.
 
2021-05-26 5:41:03 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection in a Korean sewer?


... I do not
 
2021-05-26 5:51:18 PM  

lolmao500: In South Korea, about 23 percent of men aged 30-39 years have reported not being able to get an erection, one study said.

Holy crap. Maybe a bunch of em are gays and are repressed? South Korean society aint very tolerating of homosexuality.


Heavy pollution levels are messing with their endocrine systems, even more than in the rest of the world.

And Koreans are obsessed with 'stamina'. I am not surprised there is a thriving black market in viagra there. At least viagra works, thus saving a few rhinos, pangolins, seals, etc.
 
2021-05-26 6:05:41 PM  
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2021-05-26 7:20:12 PM  
행복한 남자 물
 
2021-05-26 9:24:32 PM  

LOLITROLU: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Do you know how difficult it is to maintain an erection in a Korean sewer?

... I do not


Well it's surprisingly easy now
 
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