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2021-05-20 7:31:23 PM  
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2021-05-20 7:53:19 PM  
SOON
 
2021-05-20 8:15:51 PM  
Yup, just gonna photograph these ants..no other wildlife in sight, not a single one
 
2021-05-20 8:16:54 PM  
Ok, I'm ready, should I say cheese, or.....

OKAY? I'M READY!

Okaaay!  Helloooo!?!?!

Are you ignoring me?

Listen, I don't mean to sound like a prima donna or something, but....I don't have all day!!!!

Pffftttt.....asshole. F*ck it.  I think I'll go shiat in your tent, jerk.
 
2021-05-20 8:52:02 PM  
This telescopic lens must be defective, everything looks brown through it.
 
2021-05-20 9:05:44 PM  
uh Bob, did you mean to summon Baphomet?
 
2021-05-20 9:49:37 PM  
"Moments later, Herman would realize it was still rutting season..."
 
2021-05-21 12:11:47 AM  
Bob's last day working for National Geographic.
 
2021-05-22 7:27:02 AM  
"Sam judging by that pile I'd say it's has been eating a lot of meat.....Sam? Sam? Sam where th............."
 
2021-05-22 12:01:52 PM  
Doesn't look like he has enough Ram....
 
2021-05-22 12:03:09 PM  
Bend over and take your shot.  I'll take mine.
 
2021-05-22 12:03:53 PM  
Guess who's horny, photo guy?
 
2021-05-22 12:04:02 PM  
Hey human, your next selfie's gonna need a wide angle lens.
 
2021-05-22 12:04:23 PM  
Ramming speed!
 
2021-05-22 12:04:43 PM  
Little did Eric know...he was in Ninja Ram territory
 
2021-05-22 12:05:42 PM  
Prime lens vs. prime horns.
 
2021-05-22 12:08:07 PM  
It had taken some doing, but Raimbaut had the photographer's trust now.
 
2021-05-22 12:09:10 PM  
Butt stuff?
 
2021-05-22 12:09:16 PM  
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.
 
2021-05-22 12:09:36 PM  
John's impromptu game of: 'hide the sheep' was about to go horribly wrong.
 
2021-05-22 12:12:20 PM  
"Um, you gonna try to photograph me like one of your French girls?"
 
2021-05-22 12:15:40 PM  
"That female elk pheromone I put on to try to attract a snow leopard should pay off any time now ..."
 
2021-05-22 12:16:54 PM  
Boy, I'm starting to get the feeling that you are into this for more than just some pictures.
 
2021-05-22 12:19:20 PM  
"No sir, it's not Jesus F*cking Christ!...quite the contrary."
 
2021-05-22 12:19:48 PM  
Don't look...still pooping!

Professional boot photographer Eugene "Laces" McCoogle never felt he had the knack for wildlife photography.
 
2021-05-22 12:23:19 PM  
"Would you mind sparing a moment to hear about my lord and savior Satan?"
 
2021-05-22 12:47:43 PM  
"After a long and arduous stalk the hunter was finally in position to make his move. His revenge for his brother would soon be complete, only the photographer who took the trophy pictures remained..."
 
2021-05-22 1:03:13 PM  
The photographer, clearly an Aries, prepares for his next shoot.
 
2021-05-22 1:18:24 PM  
"I said "left is my best side." I specifically said "my left." Stupid amateurs."
 
2021-05-22 1:23:44 PM  
"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps"
 
2021-05-22 1:31:12 PM  
"You didn't get my good side, Bob. There's penalties for that."
 
2021-05-22 2:20:18 PM  
Its scientific name is Ibex Wrecks.
 
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2021-05-22 2:22:55 PM  
Here we have the white-capped deerstalker, easily captured using a donut laced with sedatives. Watch as I fit him with a tracking device and release him unaware.
 
2021-05-22 2:51:21 PM  
and the last slide of the trip...

here is Lord Baphomet possessing Bob's body and fixing his damn camera


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2021-05-22 5:21:20 PM  
You Fark one goat and ....
 
2021-05-22 5:39:34 PM  
Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Satan?
 
2021-05-22 5:59:32 PM  
"I've been here all morning and not one decent shot."
 
2021-05-23 6:55:16 PM  
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