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2021-05-20 4:01:53 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-05-20 4:02:13 PM  
Somebody's cruising for a Code Red.
 
2021-05-20 4:05:14 PM  
Perhaps electing an oleaginous coward who flees his constituents during a disaster to be your senator is not the best idea.
 
2021-05-20 4:05:58 PM  
Best response:

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2021-05-20 4:09:20 PM  
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2021-05-20 4:10:27 PM  
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2021-05-20 4:11:07 PM  
Did Ted join?
 
2021-05-20 4:15:04 PM  
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2021-05-20 4:17:08 PM  
Did he make this statement from Cancun?
 
2021-05-20 4:19:34 PM  

From Philly to Boston: Did Ted join?


He couldn't pass the ASVAB.
 
2021-05-20 4:21:37 PM  
Damn... so wrong on SO many levels.  Women shouldn't be in the Army?  Army recruits shouldn't talk about developing inner strength?  The US Army can;t stand up to Russia because it has females?

Jesus, this is a f*cking shiatshow.  Thanks bunches Texas*.

/*you steer-f*cking peckerwoods
 
2021-05-20 4:21:59 PM  
Emasculated you say?

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2021-05-20 4:24:42 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn... so wrong on SO many levels.  Women shouldn't be in the Army?  Army recruits shouldn't talk about developing inner strength?  The US Army can;t stand up to Russia because it has females?

Jesus, this is a f*cking shiatshow.  Thanks bunches Texas*.

/*you steer-f*cking peckerwoods


Hey, man. I voted for Beto.
 
2021-05-20 4:28:32 PM  
C'Mon.... Ted.
 
2021-05-20 4:35:38 PM  
This reminds me of some of the crap during the Obama Administration. An email showing Putin doing all kinds of "manly" stuff and Obama doing a bunch of mundane stuff. The tag line was "they got Rambo, we got Steve Urkel"

Yeah, and I'd rather have Steve Urkel as the CinC than Rambo.
 
2021-05-20 4:45:51 PM  

Unobtanium: This reminds me of some of the crap during the Obama Administration. An email showing Putin doing all kinds of "manly" stuff and Obama doing a bunch of mundane stuff. The tag line was "they got Rambo, we got Steve Urkel"

Yeah, and I'd rather have Steve Urkel as the CinC than Rambo.


Any. Day. Of. The. Week.
 
2021-05-20 4:48:53 PM  
So we've got Senators Ron Johnson, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz peddling Russian propaganda now.

How many more are doing this?
 
2021-05-20 4:51:34 PM  
Hey, Teddy,

Instead of tweeting it from a phone go to an Army base, ask to address the soldiers and read that tweet to their faces.
 
2021-05-20 4:51:42 PM  
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2021-05-20 4:52:09 PM  

Irving Maimway: C'Mon.... Ted.


Waste of my jism.
 
2021-05-20 4:52:47 PM  

make me some tea: So we've got Senators Ron Johnson, Rand Paul and Ted Cruz peddling Russian propaganda now.

How many more are doing this?


In the house, you've got Nunes, Tayler Greene, Bobert, Cawthorn, Gosar.  That's just off the top of my head.
 
2021-05-20 4:52:53 PM  
Republicans have not been hoodwinked by Russian propaganda. They just happen to think the Russian government is a strong, masculine, father figure and we would be lucky to be cradled in its arms.
 
2021-05-20 4:54:03 PM  
lol

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2021-05-20 4:54:31 PM  
Insulting the military is a curious way to try to get the military vote.
 
2021-05-20 4:54:34 PM  
Didn't some Russians trying to pretend to be not Russians attack one of our bases and get obliterated not too too long ago?  Russian missiles worry me, everything else not so much.
 
2021-05-20 4:54:47 PM  
What's funny is that there are a loooot more Americans who look like the guy Teddy wanted to f*ck in that ad than there are Russians in each nation's respective militaries.

...buuut I guess Ted prefers them all to be white...
 
2021-05-20 4:55:03 PM  
Dear Ted Cruz,

As an actual patriotic American, unlike you, people like you, or people that like you, I'm confident that our own military isn't the slightest bit intimidated by these farking borscht boys and the only thing we should be questioning here is why you're so turned on by Russian propaganda. Hasn't loving Russian propaganda burned you in the past, you farking worthless filth? The sooner whatever health problem has twisted your body into it's tiny troll shape finally kills you off, the better America, and humanity will be.

Right wingers: the worst of all peoples.
 
2021-05-20 4:55:11 PM  
And you can believe it coming from Ted "Geyser Of Testosterone" Cruz.

/barf
 
2021-05-20 4:56:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn... so wrong on SO many levels.  Women shouldn't be in the Army?  Army recruits shouldn't talk about developing inner strength?  The US Army can;t stand up to Russia because it has females?

Jesus, this is a f*cking shiatshow.  Thanks bunches Texas*.

/*you steer-f*cking peckerwoods


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Backatcha, f*ckface.
 
2021-05-20 4:57:22 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn... so wrong on SO many levels.  Women shouldn't be in the Army?  Army recruits shouldn't talk about developing inner strength?  The US Army can;t stand up to Russia because it has females?

Jesus, this is a f*cking shiatshow.  Thanks bunches Texas*.

/*you steer-f*cking peckerwoods


Some of the most decorated Russian military members.... are female from ww2.

She bought her own tank and took it to the front lines after her husband was killed.

Another was a sniper (who did press tours with FL Eleanor Roosevelt) with at least 309 confirmed kills and a nickname of "Lady Death."

Sure, Ted, women in the military is emasculating.

While the US was keeping women from doing anything but being nurses and working in factories, Russian females were in the front lines wrecking people.
 
2021-05-20 4:57:30 PM  

hubcity: And you can believe it coming from Ted "Geyser Of Testosterone" Cruz.

/barf


welp...i won't be eating for a month thanks to that image
 
2021-05-20 4:57:48 PM  
A comparison that might have mattered if they were fighting with cudgels. My money is on the smaller profile in a firefight.
 
2021-05-20 4:58:10 PM  
My brain filled in "Tom Cruise" and, well, I'm sorry Tom
 
2021-05-20 4:58:52 PM  
He'd know all about that.

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2021-05-20 5:01:08 PM  
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2021-05-20 5:02:30 PM  
Maybe the US Military should grow a beard, it didn't work for Ted Cruz, but you never know.
 
2021-05-20 5:02:36 PM  
Perhaps a woke, emasculated military is not the best idea....

~ "Tough Guy" Ted Cruz ~

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What the f*** would he know about it? He's never served. If he did, he'd know that the US military doesn't really give a s*** about what Russia thinks.

They lost.
 
2021-05-20 5:02:42 PM  

Unobtanium: This reminds me of some of the crap during the Obama Administration. An email showing Putin doing all kinds of "manly" stuff and Obama doing a bunch of mundane stuff. The tag line was "they got Rambo, we got Steve Urkel"

Yeah, and I'd rather have Steve Urkel as the CinC than Rambo.


Did he eat bear leftovers? Obama did.

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2021-05-20 5:03:18 PM  
Ted, if we wanted a Canadian mime's opinion on masculinity, we'd ask your college roommate what you told him.
If you can get him to pull out of your hideous wife for 2 seconds.
 
2021-05-20 5:03:28 PM  
I'm pretty sure that Russian army ad breaks their own homosexual propaganda laws. Take me to the place full of half-naked sweaty hunks.
 
2021-05-20 5:05:39 PM  
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2021-05-20 5:06:36 PM  

neongoats: Dear Ted Cruz,

As an actual patriotic American, unlike you, people like you, or people that like you, I'm confident that our own military isn't the slightest bit intimidated by these farking borscht boys and the only thing we should be questioning here is why you're so turned on by Russian propaganda. Hasn't loving Russian propaganda burned you in the past, you farking worthless filth? The sooner whatever health problem has twisted your body into it's tiny troll shape finally kills you off, the better America, and humanity will be.

Right wingers: the worst of all peoples.


I can't recall where but didn't some Russian mercenaries attack our troops and they were handed their heads on a platter? Our troops pretty much wiped them out almost to the man.
 
2021-05-20 5:06:41 PM  
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2021-05-20 5:06:47 PM  
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EmasculaTed
 
2021-05-20 5:06:58 PM  

stoli n coke: Ted, if we wanted a Canadian mime's opinion on masculinity, we'd ask your college roommate what you told him.
If you can get him to pull out of your hideous wife for 2 seconds.


Hey! Don't bring us into this!

/Canadian
//Edmontonian
///Ted Cruz is from Calgary. Blame them.
 
2021-05-20 5:09:32 PM  
They're so emasculated, they winter in Cancun
 
2021-05-20 5:09:41 PM  
For a supposed smart guy this Cruz person is so stupid that I have to conclude that he suffers from a severe personality disorder that insulates him from his own reality.

Somewhat normal people
. do not watch Russian defense forces videos
. do not conclude that aforementioned videos represent the truth
. have a clearer understanding of the huge might and power of the U.S. military
. realize that a 19 year-old female weighing 85 pounds could destroy what's in the video from a control center in Kansas

What a moron.
 
2021-05-20 5:09:57 PM  

Rob3Fan: stoli n coke: Ted, if we wanted a Canadian mime's opinion on masculinity, we'd ask your college roommate what you told him.
If you can get him to pull out of your hideous wife for 2 seconds.

Hey! Don't bring us into this!

/Canadian
//Edmontonian
///Ted Cruz is from Calgary. Blame them.


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2021-05-20 5:10:04 PM  

Nadie_AZ: Did he make this statement from Cancun?


If that's what you call Putin's colon, then yes.
 
2021-05-20 5:10:52 PM  
I'm having a hard time figuring out why he would do this.
 
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