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2021-05-19 2:21:50 PM  
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2021-05-19 2:22:20 PM  
Dear god.

This is the lifeline the democrats need.
 
2021-05-19 2:23:33 PM  
Bullshiat. There's no way Pence is at 13
 
2021-05-19 2:27:50 PM  
You know you want to see an republican debate with trump and trump junior on the stage.
 
2021-05-19 2:28:27 PM  

Gubbo: Bullshiat. There's no way Pence is at 13


13% of them thought it said "Penis" and gave a joke answer.  These aren't particularly bright or particularly funny people.
 
2021-05-19 2:29:06 PM  
LOL Junior's at 7%.
 
2021-05-19 2:30:36 PM  
Oof. don't submit links when on a work call. Got distracted and farked up the conjugation.

grokca: You know you want to see an republican debate with trump and trump junior on the stage.


I thought you meant DeSantis then realized you meant actual Trump Jr.
 
2021-05-19 2:30:37 PM  
NO Greene or Boebert?
 
2021-05-19 2:32:15 PM  

thehobbes: Dear god.

This is the lifeline the democrats need.


Are you paying attention to what our state is doing with voters? They passed a law that, if it had been in place last year, would have purged 150,000 people from the rolls.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elec​t​ions/arizona-legislature-passes-law-pu​rge-infrequent-mail-voters-n1267025

If he runs and gets to the general election, forget it.
I fully expect other states to do this same thing.
 
2021-05-19 2:32:42 PM  
Jeez, every single person on that list is a worthless scumbag.
 
2021-05-19 2:33:18 PM  

scottydoesntknow: LOL Junior's at 7%.


I thought it was hilarious that Hawley and I got the same percentage
 
2021-05-19 2:37:08 PM  

NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: LOL Junior's at 7%.

I thought it was hilarious that Hawley and I got the same percentage


And you are not even trying to win...
 
2021-05-19 2:44:16 PM  
The first four names on that list should easily convince any halfway rational person that the Republican party has absolutely zero credibility.
 
2021-05-19 2:50:09 PM  

Rev.K: The first four names on that list should easily convince any halfway rational person that the Republican party has absolutely zero credibility.


There are no rational people in the Republican party.
 
2021-05-19 2:50:41 PM  
So, he's within sampling error of majority support.
 
2021-05-19 2:51:17 PM  

hugram: NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: LOL Junior's at 7%.

I thought it was hilarious that Hawley and I got the same percentage

And you are not even trying to win...


Y-yeah! I'm losing on purpose!
 
2021-05-19 2:54:43 PM  

OdradekRex: Rev.K: The first four names on that list should easily convince any halfway rational person that the Republican party has absolutely zero credibility.

There are no rational people in the Republican party.


No argument from me.
 
2021-05-19 2:56:36 PM  

NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: LOL Junior's at 7%.

I thought it was hilarious that Hawley and I got the same percentage



I have no pertinent skilz. Down and dirty and not worth the effort, but...

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2021-05-19 3:04:02 PM  
I guess the RNC doesn't have a party requirement that a Republican nominee must be a registered voter. Fatboy is a resident of FL and will be  barred by FL law from voting until out of prison and off parole or probation and all court cost and fines paid. Fatboy never pays any of his bills.
 
2021-05-19 3:07:20 PM  

Nadie_AZ: thehobbes: Dear god.

This is the lifeline the democrats need.

Are you paying attention to what our state is doing with voters? They passed a law that, if it had been in place last year, would have purged 150,000 people from the rolls.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elect​ions/arizona-legislature-passes-law-pu​rge-infrequent-mail-voters-n1267025

If he runs and gets to the general election, forget it.
I fully expect other states to do this same thing.


Yes, but now the Democrats have a better case for HR 1 and the JLVRAA.

There is no excuse not to. The threat is imminent and real.

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2021-05-19 3:15:39 PM  

thehobbes: Nadie_AZ: thehobbes: Dear god.

This is the lifeline the democrats need.

Are you paying attention to what our state is doing with voters? They passed a law that, if it had been in place last year, would have purged 150,000 people from the rolls.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/elect​ions/arizona-legislature-passes-law-pu​rge-infrequent-mail-voters-n1267025

If he runs and gets to the general election, forget it.
I fully expect other states to do this same thing.

Yes, but now the Democrats have a better case for HR 1 and the JLVRAA.

There is no excuse not to. The threat is imminent and real.

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You are right. They have no excuse not to.
 
2021-05-19 3:21:40 PM  
why not? He's a Shiv-in
 
2021-05-19 3:31:18 PM  
Pence hangs close to trump
 
2021-05-19 3:32:29 PM  
The only good news on that poll was that Hawley and Rick Scott both got zero.

I mean, in 2013, Trump was probably not pulling more than 10% either.


So these things are often name-recognition below the top few contenders this early on.
 
2021-05-19 3:40:19 PM  

Gubbo: Bullshiat. There's no way Pence is at 13


That's the percentage of Republicans who are conservatives rather than Trumplodytes.
 
2021-05-19 3:41:45 PM  

freddyV: NO Greene or Boebert?


Sexism.
 
2021-05-19 3:41:55 PM  
Suddenly, the Palin/Nugent ticket is looking ever so slightly better.

Quitter/Pants Shiatter 2024.
 
2021-05-19 3:42:44 PM  

NateAsbestos: hugram: NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: LOL Junior's at 7%.

I thought it was hilarious that Hawley and I got the same percentage

And you are not even trying to win...

Y-yeah! I'm losing on purpose!



Then you've already won! Victory is yours, friend.
 
2021-05-19 3:42:56 PM  
Am I a bad person for wishing he dies before 2024?

/tRump brings out the worst in me.
 
2021-05-19 3:43:25 PM  

Gubbo: Bullshiat. There's no way Pence is at 13


Those are the folks that still want the derp of Trump without the herp
 
2021-05-19 3:43:45 PM  

thehobbes: Dear god.

This is the lifeline the democrats need.


Red states are actively doing what they can to purge blue voters and to block as many blue voters as they can, Congress itself it likely to go red in 2022, the Electoral College is still a thing and isn't going anywhere, the most likely D candidate at the moment appears as if she will be a woman of color (Harris), and he already won once while losing the popular election.

Anyone insisting that Trump can't win in 2024 is fooling themselves and needs to join the rest of us in reality, where shiat is farked up, the system is broken, and Donald J. Trump is still very much a popular cult leader.

A second Trump presidency is a legitimate danger.
 
2021-05-19 3:44:06 PM  

freddyV: NO Greene or Boebert?


Those are dames. Dames can't do president things...
 
2021-05-19 3:44:09 PM  
According to Donald JOHN Trump, Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden committed election crimes against his campaigns. But no one went to jail; no indictments.

If Donald Trump can't enforce the law and win as President, he'll never have a chance out of office.

For the life of me, why Republicans can't see how weak and useless he really is?
 
2021-05-19 3:44:21 PM  

freddyV: NO Greene or Boebert?


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2021-05-19 3:44:23 PM  
Hawley 0%

*fist pump*
 
2021-05-19 3:44:26 PM  

grokca: You know you want to see an republican debate with trump and trump junior on the stage.


Trump Jr. on why he dropped out of the race:

"Daddy said I couldn't run for president no more"
 
2021-05-19 3:44:40 PM  

grokca: You know you want to see an republican debate with trump and trump junior on the stage.


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2021-05-19 3:45:35 PM  
Trump 48
Other 46

- REGISTER TO VOTE NOW (@ExtremelyBi01) May 19, 2021
 
2021-05-19 3:45:59 PM  
Trump Jr.  Riiiiiight.
 
2021-05-19 3:46:20 PM  

Circusdog320: Pence hangs close to trump


I knew there was a Pence joke somewhere in there.  Thanks for finding it.
 
2021-05-19 3:46:31 PM  
I literally LOL'd at some of the 1% and 0%

Rubio, Noem, Pompeo, Hawley...

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2021-05-19 3:46:45 PM  

Gubbo: Bullshiat. There's no way Pence is at 13


I bet 80% of voting Republicans don't know any other names on the list unless they are local.
 
2021-05-19 3:46:51 PM  
If I polled below Cruz I wouldn't just drop out; I'd kill myself.
 
2021-05-19 3:46:57 PM  
Even if he's sure to lose I don't want to have to hear or see that farking shrieking micropenis every day for 2 years of campaigning.
 
2021-05-19 3:48:15 PM  

grokca: You know you want to see an republican debate with trump and trump junior on the stage.


Trump Jr.: "And my father could not properly manage the country......"

Trump Sr.: "AND TELL YOUR FATHER, VINCE MCMAHON, I SAID HI!!!!  YOU LOSER!!!!!!"
 
2021-05-19 3:48:34 PM  
No Freddy Krueger or Pinhead?
 
2021-05-19 3:48:44 PM  
Ha!

Zodiac is tied with Romney. And the Trumpublicans hate Romney.
 
2021-05-19 3:49:02 PM  
all I can say is...HA HA
 
2021-05-19 3:49:09 PM  

Mad Scientist: Jeez, every single person on that list is a worthless scumbag.


They're repuglicans, what did you expect?
 
2021-05-19 3:49:53 PM  

rummonkey: freddyV: NO Greene or Boebert?

Those are dames. Dames can't do president things...


That explains the lack of Nikki Haley. Years of sucking up and it was all for nothing.
 
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