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2002-02-11 01:22:17 PM  
2002-02-11 01:22:49 PM  
that was just totally:

funkdafied adj 1. strange; WEIRD, MESSED UP. ("Whoa, that car is funkdafied.") Submitted by Emily Marcroft, UC Berkeley, CA, USA, 01-13-98.
2002-02-11 01:24:28 PM  
This is actually kind of cool. for example:

fielding grounders v 1. to search the ground for already-smoked yet salvageable cigarette butts. Note: usually performed by homeless. ("Hey, isn't that your dad fielding grounders?") Submitted by Thomas Ryan, Los Angel es, CA, USA, 24-09-97.

How many of you farkers "field grounders" daily while at work?
2002-02-11 01:26:41 PM  
see a man about a dog?

what about dropping the kids off at the pool? or laying a cable for the local telco? there's too many i tell ya
2002-02-11 01:28:18 PM  
ok so laying cable was there
and so was dropping the kids off at the pool

i'm going home to eat something
2002-02-11 01:35:31 PM  
I can't believe that 'ass-load' and 'butt-load' are in there, but they left out 'pant-load', which is a far superior phrase.

That and whoever wrote that has no clue how you really shotgun a blunt.

Oh yeah... and 'Chicken Head' is NEVER used to refer to an attractive female.

I just need to rewrite this whole thing.
2002-02-11 01:42:25 PM  
so where the hell is "fark"??
2002-02-11 01:44:28 PM  
What, or who is "fb"?
2002-02-11 01:46:21 PM  
This just proves what a sheltered life I lead, but hey . . .I FINALLY got my answer about a word I asked about days ago (and got no answer).

And yes, I'm saving it to "Favorites" so that during the next flamewar I can understand the rhetoric.
2002-02-11 01:49:30 PM  
yodajr, you've been here since October of last year and don't know who fb- is? Well, I haven't seen much of him recently either. But just know he might one day be among the ranks of Unpopular Commie Troll and flux. Oh yeah, and he is the father.
2002-02-11 01:53:02 PM  
Okay, maybe this is childish, but I had to look it up.

booby n 1. a breast. Term is considered childish. ("She got hit in the booby.") - adj 2. promiscuous. ("That girl is so booby!") Submitted by Dustin Gibbons, London, Ontario, Canada, 12-11-97.
2002-02-11 01:54:27 PM  
"Fb- still a choad"

LOL!!! farking hilarious!

-he who stacks pork
2002-02-11 01:56:24 PM  
What? No listing for Dirty Sanchez or a Cleveland Steamer?

Then that list is far from being complete.
2002-02-11 02:04:24 PM  
bug v 1. to react with extreme or irrational distress or composure. Note: usually only used in the past progressive tense. ("I was bugging after she got home.")

my breath stinks too...
2002-02-11 02:11:59 PM  
This slang dictionary is terrible... it must be Berkeley rich-kid slang.. it has words that are in my dictionary in it.
2002-02-11 02:15:07 PM  
2002-02-11 02:24:12 PM  
Chode: The correct term is "taint" as in "T?ain?t pussy and t?ain?t asshole".
2002-02-11 02:24:42 PM  
They missed more than a few!

Guinea-T wasn't there. Neither were bean bag or sandbar. See what happens when you leave a job to a bunch of hippies? It doesn't get done right! Had this project originated at Purdue rather than Berkeley, I guarantee we'd have a complete list.
2002-02-11 02:29:45 PM  
I give this a C-. It blows. And for christsakes, "flatulate" is not a a word. Dumbass.
2002-02-11 02:33:38 PM  
I'm getting old...
2002-02-11 02:40:35 PM  
I thought the term for the piece of skin between the scrotum and anus was "vestibule". Or "chinrest".
2002-02-11 02:43:34 PM  
The Italian directions on a suppository pill box.
2002-02-11 02:47:01 PM  
Unbrchain: Ha, that's great!!
2002-02-11 02:52:07 PM  
I think pseudodictionary is a 1000x better
2002-02-11 02:53:26 PM  
Berkeley students have way too much time on their hands.
2002-02-11 03:03:26 PM  
I recently petitioned m-w.com to add slang.m-w.com.
Please mail them and show your support for a searchable, online cussword and farkword database
2002-02-11 03:04:17 PM  
And the ol' Fish Eye isn't on there either.
2002-02-11 03:05:19 PM  
Nor is Hot Carl.
2002-02-11 03:09:11 PM  
Hot Carl????

I'm calling your bluff. What the fark is that?
2002-02-11 03:12:07 PM  
No entries for f***tard or f***nozzle. Not even an entry for assclown.

Obviously a work in progress.
2002-02-11 03:14:06 PM  
One of the top 100 sites of the net as voted by SHIFT magazine. Let's see the Berkley slang dictionary sport credits like that.
2002-02-11 03:15:32 PM  
YodaJr. Shut up! dont say that.
2002-02-11 03:15:58 PM  
Hot Carl-
The act of a woman sucking your crank after you were just balls deep in her can.
2002-02-11 03:19:29 PM  
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did someone say choda boy?
2002-02-11 03:26:12 PM  
no no no.. a hot carl is just the act of pooping on the other persons face.. your thinking of something else. The variant is the "glass bottom boat" which is putting saran wrap on their face first, then pooping. Trust me, I used to be an FC reg. Here ya go:

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My fav:
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2002-02-11 03:33:45 PM  
2002-02-11 03:42:32 PM  
Go here for Hot carl, Dirty Sanchez, and my fave, Ambassador.
2002-02-11 03:44:12 PM  
How about I close the Html this time.
2002-02-11 03:45:26 PM  
Okay, I can't handle this. I must be doing something wrong.


I suck choad.
2002-02-11 03:47:09 PM  
try again
2002-02-11 03:54:05 PM  
I think it is about time you resigned.
2002-02-11 03:55:00 PM  
So easy, a cat can do it

2002-02-11 03:56:24 PM  
2002-02-11 04:01:51 PM  
Dilly Sighting -
The need to "recalibrate the gun" when the piss squirts out to the side instead of where your aiming; due to the fact that your cock has been clogged with post cum from the in-and-out session the night before.
2002-02-11 05:18:23 PM  
where's 'bling-bling' at?? *sigh* How can you be a complete slang dictionary w/o some bling up in there?
2002-02-11 05:39:44 PM  
I have to go drop the Cosby kids off at the pool. Be right back.
2002-02-11 05:46:23 PM  
Couln't even find felch.
2002-02-11 08:29:42 PM  
Everyone that posted in here is one sick mutha fugger(yeah, ESPECIALLY FLA Chickie).
Keep up the great work.
2002-02-11 09:54:51 PM  
Chode means F.uck in Punjabi.
2002-02-12 01:13:01 AM  
"felch" I forgot about that one. This girl in highschool asked me what It meant. She wasn't exposed to as much depravity as me. When I told her she almost started crying.
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