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2021-05-18 3:15:39 PM  
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2021-05-18 3:18:07 PM  
Trump: pretend drives a truck. ::HONK HONK::
 
2021-05-18 3:19:23 PM  
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2021-05-18 3:20:40 PM  

arrogantbastich: Trump: pretend drives a truck. ::HONK HONK::


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2021-05-18 3:21:38 PM  
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2021-05-18 3:22:12 PM  
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baller
 
2021-05-18 3:22:12 PM  
Him and Snake are planning to do one last beer run across Texas, for old time sake.
 
2021-05-18 3:22:43 PM  
No farmer's markets were harmed in the making of this photo op.
 
2021-05-18 3:23:05 PM  
 
2021-05-18 3:34:28 PM  

thehobbes: Video of him driving https://twitter.com/cspan/stat​us/1394733645903040517


One of the reporters "I heard a verbatim of 'Holy S-word'!"

Looks like he was having a great time.
 
2021-05-18 3:36:31 PM  
Yeah, baby! Enjoy that sh*t. Love it.
 
2021-05-18 3:40:24 PM  
Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.
 
2021-05-18 3:43:43 PM  

theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.


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"Look at me! I can operate a wheelie thingie!"

Narrator: Yeah, no.
 
2021-05-18 3:44:12 PM  

theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.


...wait, Ferrari makes an automatic?  Why?
(other than for people like Trump)
 
2021-05-18 3:49:07 PM  

NewportBarGuy: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

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"Look at me! I can operate a wheelie thingie!"

Narrator: Yeah, no.


Jeeze, look at those gas prices.
 
2021-05-18 3:52:04 PM  

JerseyTim: NewportBarGuy: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

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"Look at me! I can operate a wheelie thingie!"

Narrator: Yeah, no.

Jeeze, look at those gas prices.


I'm blinded by that FUPA.
 
2021-05-18 3:54:14 PM  

Myrdinn: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

...wait, Ferrari makes an automatic?  Why?
(other than for people like Trump)


Every Ferrari newer than ~2017 has an automatic.
 
2021-05-18 4:11:40 PM  
That camo is making me sick..

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And cool on Joe for getting out there and driving.. Usually the Secret Service expressly forbids that, but I guess since it's on a closed track they cut him some slack.

Also, best Presidential driving video ever:

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee: "Just Tell Him You're The President" (Season 7, Episode 1)
Youtube UM-Q_zpuJGU
 
2021-05-18 4:14:46 PM  

NewportBarGuy: JerseyTim: NewportBarGuy: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

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"Look at me! I can operate a wheelie thingie!"

Narrator: Yeah, no.

Jeeze, look at those gas prices.

I'm blinded by that FUPA.


Worst Manfred Mann song. Ever.
 
2021-05-18 4:15:38 PM  

NewportBarGuy: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

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"Look at me! I can operate a wheelie thingie!"

Narrator: Yeah, no.


IT SAYS FULL SERVICE!  GET BACK INTO YOUR CAR, ASSHOLE!
 
2021-05-18 4:27:52 PM  
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2021-05-18 4:28:13 PM  

Driedsponge: Myrdinn: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

...wait, Ferrari makes an automatic?  Why?
(other than for people like Trump)

Every Ferrari newer than ~2017 has an automatic.


...

Suddenly, I feel old.
 
2021-05-18 4:28:24 PM  
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2021-05-18 4:28:44 PM  
Now watch this drive
 
2021-05-18 4:30:07 PM  
Joe talking 0-60 times, rocking aviators. Dude's cool.
 
2021-05-18 4:30:32 PM  
They didn't let the other president behind the wheel of a running vehicle.

Also, I seriously want to paint my hoopty-baby in that wild black and white shape camo they use.

Except I'd go nuts.
 
2021-05-18 4:30:38 PM  
I can't hate Trump any more.

theflatline: Trump sold a car right before he became president. He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.


I stand corrected.
 
2021-05-18 4:30:44 PM  

NewportBarGuy: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

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"Look at me! I can operate a wheelie thingie!"

Narrator: Yeah, no.


if he is supposed to be filling the tank, he might at least grab a gas pump.
 
2021-05-18 4:32:13 PM  
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2021-05-18 4:34:27 PM  
 
2021-05-18 4:36:07 PM  

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Quite literally Trumper's were flipping out about this saying he threaten to run over a reporter. They have serious issues
 
2021-05-18 4:36:59 PM  

mrparks: They didn't let the other president behind the wheel of a running vehicle.

Also, I seriously want to paint my hoopty-baby in that wild black and white shape camo they use.

Except I'd go nuts.


It's a test track, so I can only assume the funky contact paper serves some sort of testing purpose.
 
2021-05-18 4:37:06 PM  
Nice straight lines.  Let's see a hot corner.
Still cooler than fark.
 
2021-05-18 4:38:03 PM  
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2021-05-18 4:38:06 PM  

Icarus_Rising: mrparks: They didn't let the other president behind the wheel of a running vehicle.

Also, I seriously want to paint my hoopty-baby in that wild black and white shape camo they use.

Except I'd go nuts.

It's a test track, so I can only assume the funky contact paper serves some sort of testing purpose.


Obscuring the current design details.  A popular Detroit pastime.
 
2021-05-18 4:38:58 PM  

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It's true, it's true, oh god, it's true...
 
2021-05-18 4:39:16 PM  

NewportBarGuy: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

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"Look at me! I can operate a wheelie thingie!"

Narrator: Yeah, no.


It's full service, you jackass. Why are you out of the vehicle?
 
2021-05-18 4:39:28 PM  

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She'd go, but Jill would be a fair trade.
 
2021-05-18 4:39:46 PM  
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2021-05-18 4:41:09 PM  

dionysusaur: Obscuring the current design details.  A popular Detroit pastime.


And yet, somehow, they still all manage to turn out pretty much the same vehicles year after year.
 
2021-05-18 4:41:46 PM  

thehobbes: Video of him driving https://twitter.com/cspan/stat​us/1394733645903040517


That's tremendous.
 
2021-05-18 4:42:07 PM  
I think Ford may be heading in the wrong direction with their new paint schemes.
 
2021-05-18 4:42:07 PM  
Also, on second listen- was that the electric F-150? There's not a lot of engine noise.
 
2021-05-18 4:42:40 PM  

Driedsponge: Myrdinn: theflatline: Trump cannot drive.  The only video of him driving is a fake one with supposedly Melania took it.

Trump sold a car right before he became president.

He had a Ferrari.  An Automatic.

...wait, Ferrari makes an automatic?  Why?
(other than for people like Trump)

Every Ferrari newer than ~2017 has an automatic.


A dual clutch transmission and the single-clutch slushboxes that they had 30 years ago are ENTIRELY different things.
 
2021-05-18 4:42:53 PM  

dionysusaur: Icarus_Rising: mrparks: They didn't let the other president behind the wheel of a running vehicle.

Also, I seriously want to paint my hoopty-baby in that wild black and white shape camo they use.

Except I'd go nuts.

It's a test track, so I can only assume the funky contact paper serves some sort of testing purpose.

Obscuring the current design details.  A popular Detroit pastime.


I live close to Detroit and see these wrapped vehicles all the time. You can usually tell the make but nothing else. It's kinda cool.
 
2021-05-18 4:43:49 PM  
Speeding around reporters in a sports car is just another distraction from the fact that Biden is afraid to appear in public.
 
2021-05-18 4:43:54 PM  
I just think it's so out of touch for Biden to be wasting gas at a time when millions of Americans are dealing with a gas crisis.
 
2021-05-18 4:44:14 PM  

Gonz: Also, on second listen- was that the electric F-150? There's not a lot of engine noise.


You kind of missed the whole "lightning" version thing didn't you?  Yes, it's the electric model.
 
2021-05-18 4:44:50 PM  
So we have a POTUS who seems to share many of my societal concerns, though not all, and seems game to do donuts in a parking lot. There's a lot of broken shiat in this country, but this part makes me smile occasionally.
 
2021-05-18 4:44:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: arrogantbastich: Trump: pretend drives a truck. ::HONK HONK::

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Just look at that fat, bloated, disgusting head.  Oof.
 
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