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(Media Matters)   Fox News has elevated Ron DeSantis to the true 2024 GOP presidential contender   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2021-05-17 10:06:27 PM  
Well, if the GOP is going to be a laughingstock, they may as well go hard.
 
2021-05-17 10:24:05 PM  
They have been doing this since last year.
 
2021-05-17 10:39:29 PM  
A lot can happen in 3 years. A clown like DeSatan can't keep all his balls in the air that long (so to speak). He'll fark up and fall out of favor before 2023.

Besides, Papa Trump has a lock on 2024, right?
 
2021-05-18 12:04:42 AM  
Right now I'd say he's the favorite.
 
2021-05-18 3:17:40 AM  

MrBallou: A lot can happen in 3 years. A clown like DeSatan can't keep all his balls in the air that long (so to speak). He'll fark up and fall out of favor before 2023.

Besides, Papa Trump has a lock on 2024, right?


Yeah, I wonder how Trump feels about this. When anyone put him out of the spotlight, he gets mad.
 
2021-05-18 3:20:43 AM  

aagrajag: MrBallou: A lot can happen in 3 years. A clown like DeSatan can't keep all his balls in the air that long (so to speak). He'll fark up and fall out of favor before 2023.

Besides, Papa Trump has a lock on 2024, right?

Yeah, I wonder how Trump feels about this. When anyone put him out of the spotlight, he gets mad.


Hopefully he will work really hard at sinking Doughy D and then die of a heart attack, leaving the control of the Reich to the -checks succession list- ah, to the Qanon Shaman, naturally.
 
2021-05-18 3:27:01 AM  
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2021-05-18 3:27:35 AM  
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It's just a matter of time. Dump will get jealous of all the attention DeSantis is getting, and the knives will be out.
 
2021-05-18 3:28:50 AM  
No surprise here. He signed the voting bullshiat bill in a closed door session with fox and the binkie fan club in attendance.
 
2021-05-18 3:35:33 AM  

nakmuay: [miro.medium.com image 696x411]

It's just a matter of time. Dump will get jealous of all the attention DeSantis is getting, and the knives will be out.


This. Donnie will be running his grift again, and heaven help the Republican who gets in the way.
Trump will be the 24 GOP candidate, if he lives.
It's money lying on the ground, for Christ's sake.
 
2021-05-18 3:39:22 AM  
Yeah, this is probably good news in a strange way.
 
2021-05-18 3:40:03 AM  

aagrajag: MrBallou: A lot can happen in 3 years. A clown like DeSatan can't keep all his balls in the air that long (so to speak). He'll fark up and fall out of favor before 2023.

Besides, Papa Trump has a lock on 2024, right?

Yeah, I wonder how Trump feels about this. When anyone put him out of the spotlight, he gets mad.


Trump thinks he can get back into the White House THIS year.  I expect him to turn on the entire Republican party for failing him when that doesn't happen.
 
2021-05-18 3:41:38 AM  

omg bbq: aagrajag: MrBallou: A lot can happen in 3 years. A clown like DeSatan can't keep all his balls in the air that long (so to speak). He'll fark up and fall out of favor before 2023.

Besides, Papa Trump has a lock on 2024, right?

Yeah, I wonder how Trump feels about this. When anyone put him out of the spotlight, he gets mad.

Hopefully he will work really hard at sinking Doughy D and then die of a heart attack, leaving the control of the Reich to the -checks succession list- ah, to the Qanon Shaman, naturally.


That would be pretty much ideal, doing as much damage to the Republican hopefuls on the way out.
 
2021-05-18 3:42:03 AM  

jso2897: nakmuay: [miro.medium.com image 696x411]

It's just a matter of time. Dump will get jealous of all the attention DeSantis is getting, and the knives will be out.

This. Donnie will be running his grift again, and heaven help the Republican who gets in the way.
Trump will be the 24 GOP candidate, if he lives.
It's money lying on the ground, for Christ's sake.


Oops I meant to be replying to these comments when I said this is probably good news in a way.
 
2021-05-18 3:45:12 AM  
Joel Greenbeeg will take care of this.
 
2021-05-18 3:48:43 AM  

MrBallou: A lot can happen in 3 years. A clown like DeSatan can't keep all his balls in the air that long (so to speak). He'll fark up and fall out of favor before 2023.


I certainly hope so. DeSantis is unapologetically a fascist. If his star continues to rise to the national level, there will be 70 million bootlickers eager to anoint him as the American Fuhrer.
 
2021-05-18 3:58:22 AM  
There is nothing true about Fox News, the GOP, or Ron DeSantis.
 
2021-05-18 4:09:58 AM  

omg bbq: aagrajag: MrBallou: A lot can happen in 3 years. A clown like DeSatan can't keep all his balls in the air that long (so to speak). He'll fark up and fall out of favor before 2023.

Besides, Papa Trump has a lock on 2024, right?

Yeah, I wonder how Trump feels about this. When anyone put him out of the spotlight, he gets mad.

Hopefully he will work really hard at sinking Doughy D and then die of a heart attack, leaving the control of the Reich to the -checks succession list- ah, to the Qanon Shaman, naturally.


The Q-Shaman does have first mating rights to Ivanka after #45s ascension to rule by Gods side.
 
2021-05-18 4:15:47 AM  
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2021-05-18 4:31:49 AM  

Noctusxx: [Fark user image image 322x385]


I... I need some answers.
 
2021-05-18 4:43:15 AM  

cretinbob: Well, if the GOP is going to be a laughingstock, they may as well go hard.


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/go big
//or go home
///or be a reactionary dip sh*t
 
2021-05-18 4:54:30 AM  
Oh god let me laugh harder.
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Guess we are gonna have 12 more years of Democratic presidents...
 
2021-05-18 4:58:53 AM  

omg bbq: Noctusxx: [Fark user image image 322x385]

I... I need some answers.


That\s an old one but I always wondered if that dud got away intact.

THAT is the definition of "FLIGHT!" in the fight v. flight conundrum.
 
2021-05-18 5:08:51 AM  
Looks like he's being chased by a cheetah, so chances are he's okay. Cheetahs rarely attack humans, they're built for speed not fighting

Now if that were a leopard, that's a different story
 
2021-05-18 5:12:26 AM  

saturn badger: No surprise here. He signed the voting bullshiat bill in a closed door session with fox and the binkie fan club in attendance.


He knows exactly how to pander to the derp brigade. He is now pardoning a couple who was facing jail for refusing to implement a statewide mandatory mask ordinance at the gym they own. And then stated he would not hold anyone legally accountable who broke this mandate.

He is tenacious as hell and has been using the pandemic as a way to campaign nearly every day all over the state, congratulating himself for the vaccine rollout. He calls them press conferences but they are basically monologues. He immediately shuts down and gaslights anyone who asks him something he doesn't want to answer, and makes testy threats.
 
2021-05-18 5:29:46 AM  

no1curr: Looks like he's being chased by a cheetah, so chances are he's okay. Cheetahs rarely attack humans, they're built for speed not fighting

Now if that were a leopard, that's a different story


Take em down!
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2021-05-18 5:32:23 AM  

aleister_greynight: no1curr: Looks like he's being chased by a cheetah, so chances are he's okay. Cheetahs rarely attack humans, they're built for speed not fighting

Now if that were a leopard, that's a different story

Take em down!
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That one will chase you down for free hugs
 
2021-05-18 5:36:06 AM  

no1curr: Looks like he's being chased by a cheetah, so chances are he's okay. Cheetahs rarely attack humans, they're built for speed not fighting

Now if that were a leopard, that's a different story


A juvenile one too but still, there's sh*t coming out of him in that gif, guaranteed!
 
2021-05-18 5:39:14 AM  

no1curr: aleister_greynight: no1curr: Looks like he's being chased by a cheetah, so chances are he's okay. Cheetahs rarely attack humans, they're built for speed not fighting

Now if that were a leopard, that's a different story

Take em down!
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That one will chase you down for free hugs


I'll chase back, for free hugs, especially if you have a spotted pelt.
 
2021-05-18 5:46:58 AM  

here to help: omg bbq: Noctusxx: [Fark user image image 322x385]

I... I need some answers.

That\s an old one but I always wondered if that dud got away intact.

THAT is the definition of "FLIGHT!" in the fight v. flight conundrum.


It's kinda poetry in motion in a terrifying way.  That man is literally running for his life and doing an amazing job. Good enough to outrun an apex predator at its own game? Who knows.
I hope he's okay, and that the cat is too.
 
2021-05-18 6:01:43 AM  
A lot of the Trump 2.0 candidates have a lot of Trump qualities like the stupidity, the evil and the racism but they just seem to lack his "charm".
 
2021-05-18 6:18:30 AM  

omg bbq: It's kinda poetry in motion in a terrifying way. That man is literally running for his life and doing an amazing job. Good enough to outrun an apex predator at its own game? Who knows.
I hope he's okay, and that the cat is too.


I believe I've seen that one with the flashing "NOPE" meme.

I'm sure there is a Welcome to Fark one as well.

And ya... hopefully that was a well orchestrated animal stunt (it almost feels like Japanese game show style shenanigans and the quality/angle of the vid is suspicious).

Don't matter though.

That dood is f*cking TERRIFIED!!!!!

As for old Ronnie boy....

He can suck dick in hell with Reagan for their mutual love of allowing plagues to spread for fun, power and profit.
 
2021-05-18 6:39:37 AM  
DeSantis will be just what the Dems need to hold on to the White House. DeSantis signed into law voting restrictions. This will do well with the Trump voters but will fail to attract any other groups.
 
2021-05-18 6:48:37 AM  

thorpe: Right now I'd say he's the favorite.


More or less than Jeb was the favorite in 2014?
 
2021-05-18 6:50:34 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: thorpe: Right now I'd say he's the favorite.

More or less than Jeb was the favorite in 2014?


'I kill people with disease, too!  Please clap!'
 
2021-05-18 7:32:25 AM  
It's May 2021.

Yes, he's obviously vying for the crown, but so are many others.

Let's get thru midterms wo the country erupting into violence before declaring anyone a favorite for the GOP 2024 nomination.
 
2021-05-18 8:47:29 AM  

aleister_greynight: Oh god let me laugh harder.
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Guess we are gonna have 12 more years of Democratic presidents...


What was your reaction when Trump came down the escalator?
 
2021-05-18 8:50:27 AM  
They tried to do this with Rubio until Trump farked up their plan.
 
2021-05-18 8:53:42 AM  
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2021-05-18 8:55:41 AM  
Everyone piles on the frontrunner, so have it folks.
 
2021-05-18 8:56:18 AM  
Well I hope the country is smart enought to reject a fascist the first time around.
 
2021-05-18 8:57:50 AM  

bighairyguy: Everyone piles on the frontrunner, so have it folks.


That why try is always attacking Obama...I'm sorry, two term president Obama.
 
2021-05-18 8:58:26 AM  

scanman61: aleister_greynight: Oh god let me laugh harder.
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Guess we are gonna have 12 more years of Democratic presidents...

What was your reaction when Trump came down the escalator?


You make a legitimate point.  But, also:

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2021-05-18 9:13:54 AM  

HypnozombieX: Well I hope the country is smart enought to reject a fascist the first time around.


What year do you think you are in..?

The country already failed that litmus test.  Now it is a matter of a slightly more competent fascist trying to get the throne.
 
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