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(5 News Fayetteville)   Flippin man gets arrested for his participation in the flippin' riot   (5newsonline.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Law enforcement agency, September 11 attacks, Jon Thomas Mott, United States Capitol, Numerous body, Metropolitan Police Department, Criminal justice, Criminal Investigation Department  
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2021-05-17 6:09:36 PM  
Settle down, Moss
 
2021-05-17 6:17:41 PM  
It's not a riot, it's an insurrection.
 
2021-05-17 6:22:54 PM  
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2021-05-17 6:23:13 PM  
And I always love the part of these articles where it says multiple witnesses have stepped up and provided evidence.
 
2021-05-17 9:55:03 PM  
I think the takeaway here is that you can't trust anyone in your private group. We've seen so many instances of informants in these little conspiracy groups.

So if you are thinking of doing something that may get you in trouble, be aware that almost anyone who espouses your beliefs may be an informant.
 
2021-05-17 9:58:54 PM  
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Friggen' Millennials.
 
2021-05-17 10:00:18 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: It's not a riot, it's an insurrection.


It ain't a Mensa meeting that's for sure.
 
2021-05-17 10:01:26 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image 600x336]

Friggen' Millennials.


What's with the beard? It's like a chin mullet.
 
2021-05-17 10:01:32 PM  
It makes me happy that a bunch of these so called patriots are going to bed tonight wondering if they're going to prison.
 
2021-05-17 10:08:13 PM  

cyberspacedout: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image 600x336]

Friggen' Millennials.

What's with the beard? It's like a chin mullet.


The terrible beard I can forgive, but denim overalls went out back in 1989 (when this dude was like six years old).

Get with the times, Cleetus!
 
2021-05-17 10:16:47 PM  
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2021-05-17 10:17:30 PM  
flippin, ar is about 35 miles from the hq of the KKK
 
2021-05-17 10:19:31 PM  
What's weird, is that this guy looks a lot like me.

The angry, Southern, lack-of-impulse-control version of me anyway:


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If you saw me without the hat on you'd think we were brothers.
 
2021-05-17 10:20:03 PM  
His cohort Flipper the dolphin still on the lam
 
2021-05-17 10:20:09 PM  
Mott can be heard telling an MPD officer "don't touch me," and "if you don't touch me, I won't touch you," and then reportedly pushing against the MPD officer's baton.

I'm 90% sure this took place in the backseat of a station wagon on the way to Busch Gardens.
 
2021-05-17 10:22:37 PM  

cretinbob: And I always love the part of these articles where it says multiple witnesses have stepped up and provided evidence.


It does give me a little hope.  I like to think it means these guys are "the as*hole" among their family, co-workers, a/o friends.  Sure they've got some other MAGAteers in their real life, but it's better than their meat-based social network circling the wagons and saving them.
 
2021-05-17 10:24:12 PM  

cretinbob: Settle down, Moss


Damn, can't believe I was the first to smart/funny that. I do believe you got shafted for not posting an image. The unmitigated gall, expecting people on fark to read things!!
 
2021-05-17 10:24:20 PM  
Is there a map somewhere that keeps up to date on where all the arrested insurrectionists come from?  It seems like every time one of these articles pops up, they'll say "it's the Xth guy from <state>" but that number is never very high -- 3rd...5th... etc -- yet hundreds of them have been caught so far.
 
jlt
2021-05-17 10:24:28 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image image 600x336]

Friggen' Millennials.


Holy shiat.  He looks older than me, and I'm 1976.

Actually he looks older than my husband and he's 1956.

Hate and assholery ages you?
 
2021-05-17 10:25:58 PM  

jlt: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image image 600x336]

Friggen' Millennials.

Holy shiat.  He looks older than me, and I'm 1976.

Actually he looks older than my husband and he's 1956.

Hate and assholery ages you?


And meth.

Mostly meth.
 
2021-05-17 10:32:20 PM  

jlt: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image image 600x336]

Friggen' Millennials.

Holy shiat.  He looks older than me, and I'm 1976.

Actually he looks older than my husband and he's 1956.

Hate and assholery ages you
?


Being pissed off all the time absolutely does age a person, but so does having a bad diet and drinking way too much beer.
 
jlt
2021-05-17 10:34:22 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: jlt: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: [Fark user image image 600x336]

Friggen' Millennials.

Holy shiat.  He looks older than me, and I'm 1976.

Actually he looks older than my husband and he's 1956.

Hate and assholery ages you?

Being pissed off all the time absolutely does age a person, but so does having a bad diet and drinking way too much beer.


Good thing I prefer Vodka.
 
2021-05-17 10:34:47 PM  
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2021-05-17 10:34:48 PM  
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2021-05-17 10:42:39 PM  

bigdanc: flippin, ar is about 35 miles from the hq of the KKK


Branson?
 
2021-05-17 10:46:36 PM  

New Rising Sun: Is there a map somewhere that keeps up to date on where all the arrested insurrectionists come from?  It seems like every time one of these articles pops up, they'll say "it's the Xth guy from <state>" but that number is never very high -- 3rd...5th... etc -- yet hundreds of them have been caught so far.


I pulled the numbers from here which shows active breach cases


Alabama - 3
Arkansas - 1
California - 2
DELAWARE - 1
District of Columbia - 2
Florida - 4
GEORGIA - 1
Illinois - 3
KANSAS - 1
Kentucky - 2
Maryland - 3
MICHIGAN - 1
MONTANA - 1
New Jersey - 2
New York - 4
North Carolina - 3
Ohio - 2
Pennsylvania - 7
SOUTH CAROLINA - 1
Tennessee - 1
Texas - 7
Virginia - 5
WASHINGTON - 1
West Virginia - 1
Grand Total59
 
2021-05-17 10:49:21 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: What's weird, is that this guy looks a lot like me.

The angry, Southern, lack-of-impulse-control version of me anyway:


Just for laughs:

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2021-05-17 10:59:35 PM  
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Yupperz, if I hadda been there I'd be just like the rest of the crowd.....Just tryin to get off my Lawn there Fellow Farkerz........!!!!!!
 
2021-05-17 11:08:35 PM  
What, is he from the Philippines?
 
2021-05-17 11:18:49 PM  

New Rising Sun: cretinbob: And I always love the part of these articles where it says multiple witnesses have stepped up and provided evidence.

It does give me a little hope.  I like to think it means these guys are "the as*hole" among their family, co-workers, a/o friends.  Sure they've got some other MAGAteers in their real life, but it's better than their meat-based social network circling the wagons and saving them.


Yeah
 
2021-05-17 11:56:55 PM  
So we can't find these people but the men Smallette said attacked him was found pretty quickly! ??????
 
2021-05-17 11:58:47 PM  
RIP Napoleon

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2021-05-18 12:27:32 AM  
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If he had known his picture would be taken he would have trimmed his "awesome looking" beard. Quite unfortunately the operational dynamics of scissors elude him. On a positive side though, both straps of his bibs are fastened.
 
2021-05-18 12:37:31 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: What's weird, is that this guy looks a lot like me.

The angry, Southern, lack-of-impulse-control version of me anyway:


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If you saw me without the hat on you'd think we were brothers.


And you could supply the banjo music.
 
2021-05-18 12:45:52 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: What's weird, is that this guy looks a lot like me.

The angry, Southern, lack-of-impulse-control version of me anyway:

Just for laughs:

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Where's your chin mullet?
 
2021-05-18 12:57:17 AM  
The correct nomenclature is Filipino, dude.
 
2021-05-18 1:10:58 AM  

cefm: What, is he from the Philippines?


I should have read to the end.
 
2021-05-18 1:24:06 AM  

bughunter: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: What's weird, is that this guy looks a lot like me.

The angry, Southern, lack-of-impulse-control version of me anyway:

Just for laughs:

[Fark user image image 495x275]

[Fark user image image 230x285]

Where's your chin mullet?


I'm, in large part, of Swedish heritage, so that's as long as it gets.
 
2021-05-18 1:26:40 AM  

cyberspacedout: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: What's weird, is that this guy looks a lot like me.

The angry, Southern, lack-of-impulse-control version of me anyway:


[Fark user image image 600x334]

[Fark user image image 380x500]

If you saw me without the hat on you'd think we were brothers.

And you could supply the banjo music.


So long as it's just three songs, yes I could.
 
2021-05-18 1:28:42 AM  
Do they call him Flipper?
 
2021-05-18 3:16:25 AM  
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2021-05-18 7:30:54 AM  
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2021-05-18 8:16:03 AM  

marklar2012: bigdanc: flippin, ar is about 35 miles from the hq of the KKK

Branson?


Harrison
 
2021-05-18 11:46:53 AM  
They could send him home to do time....

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2021-05-18 12:01:11 PM  

silverblues: New Rising Sun: Is there a map somewhere that keeps up to date on where all the arrested insurrectionists come from?  It seems like every time one of these articles pops up, they'll say "it's the Xth guy from <state>" but that number is never very high -- 3rd...5th... etc -- yet hundreds of them have been caught so far.

I pulled the numbers from here which shows active breach cases


Alabama - 3
Arkansas - 1
California - 2
DELAWARE - 1
District of Columbia - 2
Florida - 4
GEORGIA - 1
Illinois - 3
KANSAS - 1
Kentucky - 2
Maryland - 3
MICHIGAN - 1
MONTANA - 1
New Jersey - 2
New York - 4
North Carolina - 3
Ohio - 2
Pennsylvania - 7
SOUTH CAROLINA - 1
Tennessee - 1
Texas - 7
Virginia - 5
WASHINGTON - 1
West Virginia - 1
Grand Total59


________

So these were the most egregious examples from each state (so much so that they that got turned in by their "friends and family") - if you include a multiple of each to account for the less obnoxious ones we'll never see again, this is a stunning statement on the multiplier effect that (social) media coverage can have for aberrant/anomalous groups and individuals.
 
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