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(CNN)   Feeling blue, Ricky Schroder apologizes for being anything but a champ at Costco, promises to pull that silver spoon out of his butt   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-05-17 4:16:01 PM  
"I do think that independence from medical tyranny is more important than hurting people's feelings, and so, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings,"

Non apology. 

/go beat your wife some more, alcoholic farkstick
 
2021-05-17 6:48:14 PM  
He's done this sort of thing before...

That's why Ricky Schroder is the Scott Baio of (_________) *fill in the blank.

My answer is "TV Detectives"... take THAT David Caruso!
 
2021-05-17 7:31:27 PM  
At this point Schroeder is the Dollar Store version of Scott Baio.  Think about that for a minute....

I'd feel bad for him but he's a dick.
 
2021-05-17 7:31:39 PM  
I always wonder how many unwanted dicks these people have to have in their mouths to believe what they believe.
 
2021-05-17 7:31:58 PM  
Too late ahole lets see you beat your GF, bailed out a racists murderer and now took a video of yourself screaming at Costco workers. Yeah you will be back in the news for some stupid shiat sooner or later.
 
2021-05-17 7:32:22 PM  
I guess ignoring this marginally talented has-been wasn't an option?

And why does "Trump-humping, delusional boor" seem to be the career path for these washed-up actors? Was "accidental overdose" taken off the list of possibilities?
 
2021-05-17 7:32:24 PM  
He's 51? Dude, he looks as old and grizzled as my old man.
 
2021-05-17 7:32:25 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: He's done this sort of thing before...

That's why Ricky Schroder is the Scott Baio of (_________) *fill in the blank.

My answer is "TV Detectives"... take THAT David Caruso!


David Caruso is now a very successful art historian/dealer.

In so fact as all his transactions have been above board and not looted from a country or museum during a war.
 
2021-05-17 7:33:08 PM  
JakeStone:

Seriously dude looks 75 at least.
 
2021-05-17 7:37:18 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: "I do think that independence from medical tyranny is more important than hurting people's feelings, and so, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings,"

Non apology. 

/go beat your wife some more, alcoholic farkstick


It's not even a non-apology. He's literally blaming the Costco dude for being upset that Pricky was an asshole to him. Also, the fark is "medical tyranny"? That's not even a thing.
 
2021-05-17 7:38:37 PM  
So wearing a mask is medical tyranny?

And the bills you receive in the US after having Covid aren't?

That biatchy shiathead is confused.
 
2021-05-17 7:43:36 PM  

AuralArgument: David Caruso is now a very successful art historian/dealer.

In so fact as all his transactions have been above board and not looted from a country or museum during a war.


Well, Ok... I'll buy that for a dollar... I got no specific hate for David Caruso, he just just wasn't 'good' at TV detective. FWIW: I can't watch any of those CSI shows.

I'll change it to: RS is the SB of "George Peppard's"
 
2021-05-17 7:45:32 PM  
The funniest part of that Costco video was the manager refunding him his membership. You can tell even though she was wearing a mask, that she was biting her tongue  trying to keep from laughing in his face
 
2021-05-17 7:47:01 PM  
I bet at this point even Jon Voight is distancing himself from him.
 
2021-05-17 7:47:49 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: He's done this sort of thing before...

That's why Ricky Schroder is the Scott Baio of (_________) *fill in the blank.

My answer is "TV Detectives"... take THAT David Caruso!


He was pretty solid on NYPD Blue until the last season he was on.
 
2021-05-17 7:49:50 PM  

JakeStone: He's 51? Dude, he looks as old and grizzled as my old man.


Holee shiat. Somebody's been sucking a glass dick.
 
2021-05-17 7:50:03 PM  
I'm still waiting for the release of Kate's porn tape.
 
2021-05-17 7:56:27 PM  
Monty_Zoncolan:

My point is that DC went away, has clients that he can't piss off by being that type of insane. And keeps a low profile.
 
2021-05-17 8:03:06 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: He's done this sort of thing before...

That's why Ricky Schroder is the Scott Baio of (_________) *fill in the blank.

My answer is "TV Detectives"... take THAT David Caruso!


At least Caruso has worked in the last decade.
 
2021-05-17 8:03:35 PM  
In two days he'll be on fox news complaining about cancel culture and right voices being shunned.
 
2021-05-17 8:07:12 PM  
Does he still have a career he wants to protect? Or maybe that article money is just that necessary.
 
2021-05-17 8:18:35 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: In two days he'll be on fox news complaining about cancel culture and right voices being shunned.


You can't cancel what doesn't matter
 
2021-05-17 8:26:28 PM  
Fake apology (had to put it in Trumpian language for little Ricky to understand)
 
2021-05-17 8:29:47 PM  

JakeStone: He's 51? Dude, he looks as old and grizzled as my old man.


Is your old man 51?
 
2021-05-17 8:32:41 PM  

AuralArgument: Monty_Zoncolan:

My point is that DC went away, has clients that he can't piss off by being that type of insane. And keeps a low profile.


stoli n coke: Monty_Zoncolan: He's done this sort of thing before...

That's why Ricky Schroder is the Scott Baio of (_________) *fill in the blank.

My answer is "TV Detectives"... take THAT David Caruso!

At least Caruso has worked in the last decade.


My point was that least DC was a better actor than the other two... Are you guys like, DC's cousins, or something?
 
2021-05-17 8:38:00 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: AuralArgument: Monty_Zoncolan:

My point is that DC went away, has clients that he can't piss off by being that type of insane. And keeps a low profile.

stoli n coke: Monty_Zoncolan: He's done this sort of thing before...

That's why Ricky Schroder is the Scott Baio of (_________) *fill in the blank.

My answer is "TV Detectives"... take THAT David Caruso!

At least Caruso has worked in the last decade.

My point was that least DC was a better actor than the other two... Are you guys like, DC's cousins, or something?


Nope. Just pointing out the Caruso and Smits still seem to be employable. Of course, they both traded on their talent instead of "Hey, remember that show I was on when I was 12?"
 
2021-05-17 8:39:02 PM  

stoli n coke: Monty_Zoncolan: AuralArgument: Monty_Zoncolan:

My point is that DC went away, has clients that he can't piss off by being that type of insane. And keeps a low profile.

stoli n coke: Monty_Zoncolan: He's done this sort of thing before...

That's why Ricky Schroder is the Scott Baio of (_________) *fill in the blank.

My answer is "TV Detectives"... take THAT David Caruso!

At least Caruso has worked in the last decade.

My point was that least DC was a better actor than the other two... Are you guys like, DC's cousins, or something?

Nope. Just pointing out the Caruso and Smits still seem to be employable. Of course, they both traded on their talent instead of "Hey, remember that show I was on when I was 12?"


Took the words I was going to say
 
2021-05-17 8:39:18 PM  
Oh gee, what has Little Lord Fauntleroy gotten into now?
 
2021-05-17 8:41:56 PM  
... I'm still marking you both as "DC's cousin" and I may contact you both separately/ or togther in the future if I want to buy or sell art.
 
2021-05-17 8:47:25 PM  

JakeStone: He's 51? Dude, he looks as old and grizzled as my old man.


I have officially aged better than Ricky Schroder, so I've got that going for me, which is nice.
 
2021-05-17 8:48:12 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I always wonder how many unwanted dicks these people have to have in their mouths to believe what they believe.


You would know.
 
2021-05-17 9:08:18 PM  
Tell Ricky I said "Silver Spoons" blows (blowed? blewed? worst program to stick to videotape?).

Fark it.
 
2021-05-17 9:43:31 PM  

Giant Clown Shoe: "I do think that independence from medical tyranny is more important than hurting people's feelings, and so, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings,"

Non apology. 

/go beat your wife some more, alcoholic farkstick


Medical tyranny?

As a woman, I want to nuke his house.
 
2021-05-17 9:47:44 PM  
My favorite part was his obligatory right wing "Law and Order" platitude, delivered without a shred of self awareness or irony.
 
2021-05-17 9:51:32 PM  

H31N0US: My favorite part was his obligatory right wing "Law and Order" platitude, delivered without a shred of self awareness or irony.


It counts as "Law and Order" if the wannabe vigilante is white.
 
2021-05-17 9:55:48 PM  
He's a nut alright, but if you don't cry at "The Earthling", you're dead inside.
 
2021-05-17 10:02:07 PM  
Say "fark Trump" 3 times publicly, and maybe it will all be forgiven. Maybe
 
2021-05-17 11:07:24 PM  
He sucked on Doogie Howser.
 
2021-05-17 11:12:36 PM  

weirdneighbour: He sucked on Doogie Howser.


To climax?
 
2021-05-18 12:27:43 AM  

gunther_bumpass: weirdneighbour: He sucked on Doogie Howser.

To climax?


I just noticed now what i typed, and the answer is yes.
 
2021-05-18 12:48:32 AM  

Stupid Guitar: I guess ignoring this marginally talented has-been wasn't an option?

And why does "Trump-humping, delusional boor" seem to be the career path for these washed-up actors? Was "accidental overdose" taken off the list of possibilities?


being a loud, right wing asshole appears to be one of the few easy ways for washed up hacks to get some quick attention.
 
2021-05-18 6:50:27 AM  
The irony is that the people who have and will continue to resist the minor inconvenience of wearing a mask have also refused to be vaccinated.

Literally, they're on the side of the virus.
 
2021-05-18 8:36:27 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: "I do think that independence from medical tyranny is more important than hurting people's feelings, and so, I'm sorry I hurt your feelings,"

Non apology. 

/go beat your wife some more, alcoholic farkstick


The assholes screaming about medical tyranny would also be begging for the respirator while choking from COVID.

Assholes gonna asshole.
 
2021-05-18 8:53:35 AM  
Ricky Schroder is a white supremacist, eugenicist piece of garbage.
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2021-05-18 9:08:40 AM  
Fark video only links to stories.

/That is all
 
2021-05-18 10:51:36 AM  

JakeStone: He's 51? Dude, he looks as old and grizzled as my old man.


Turns out seething with rage over issues that wouldn't be a concern to anyone with a sliver of empathy ages you like a motherfarker. Who knew?
 
2021-05-18 1:54:06 PM  
This guy will have his own show on OAN in no time
 
2021-05-18 9:20:15 PM  

Monty_Zoncolan: He's done this sort of thing before...

That's why Ricky Schroder is the Scott Baio of (_________) *fill in the blank.

My answer is "TV Detectives"... take THAT David Caruso!


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Ricky Schroder is the Marjorie Taylor Greene of Scott Baios.
- Grande Capo (@VoLinxx) May 16, 2021
 
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