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(Telegraph)   Bad news Farkers, Elle Macpherson getting married, so chances of dating her just got slim.   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
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1699 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Feb 2002 at 11:33 PM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-02-10 11:34:43 PM  
2002-02-10 11:34:49 PM  
2002-02-10 11:36:06 PM  
2002-02-10 11:36:11 PM  
No biggie, as long as I can continue my illicit affair with Angela Jolie. Shhh....
2002-02-10 11:36:37 PM  
It's ok, she said we'll still be able to have the affair on the side.
2002-02-10 11:37:10 PM  
3 year old child and just now asking her?

This guy is an ass.
2002-02-10 11:38:10 PM  
Anybody reading or posting to Fark has precious little chance of getting anywhere with her anyway! :P
2002-02-10 11:38:18 PM  
Is she still alive?!! I have not heard or seen her for like five years or so? There are newer supermods now to grab my attention...good luck to her though!
2002-02-10 11:41:22 PM  
Darn, and I just worked up the courage to ask her to the big enchantment under the sea dance.

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2002-02-10 11:46:16 PM  
She's been shacked up with him for a while anyway...besides her career was also killed by being in Batman And Robin!
2002-02-10 11:46:28 PM  
"We're still available!"
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2002-02-10 11:48:22 PM  
I could also go back and ask her out before she got famous.

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2002-02-10 11:49:29 PM  
Best headline ever.
2002-02-10 11:52:04 PM  
Mad Ogre: Actually, according to ET, they both have boyfriends. Sorry.
2002-02-10 11:52:05 PM  
Mad Ogre: Actually, according to ET, they both have boyfriends. Sorry.
2002-02-10 11:52:27 PM  
Wow, my first double-post.
2002-02-10 11:54:34 PM  
Too Quick1 perhaps?
2002-02-10 11:54:58 PM  
life is now worthless.
2002-02-11 12:00:22 AM  
Just trying to give some hope... my bad.

You can all go shoot yourselves now.
2002-02-11 12:02:58 AM  
I'm glad I'm not the only man with an woodie for the Olsen twins. And to think I felt like such a perve for no reason.
2002-02-11 12:07:58 AM  
Weren't the chances slim to begin with?
2002-02-11 12:09:12 AM  
The Olsen Twins were ugly arse babies (in that damn John Stamos show at least) but might actually turn out kinda hot...the Punky Brewster Syndrome?!Hmmmm!
2002-02-11 01:21:45 AM  
I saw this about a week ago but figured while still not she is getting on a bit and didn't bother submitting...

Austinmodernist: Quick get it now! PunkyBrewsterSyndrome.com :P
2002-02-11 12:29:20 PM  
But if this were Office Depot...
2002-02-12 12:42:11 PM  
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