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(Politicus USA)   Ted Cruz gets brutalized by CNN   (politicususa.com) divider line
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5087 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 May 2021 at 5:55 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-05-17 6:02:43 AM  
"Talking Head comments on Ted Cruz lying about legislation, but not to Ted Cruz, who wasn't on the show and has probably never heard of Talking Head."  == BRUTAL

/ You suck, subby
 
2021-05-17 6:05:17 AM  

Rent Party: "Talking Head comments on Ted Cruz lying about legislation, but not to Ted Cruz, who wasn't on the show and has probably never heard of Talking Head."  == BRUTAL

/ You suck, subby


This.

/It wasn't even a Twitter slap fight.
 
2021-05-17 6:07:07 AM  

nakmuay: Rent Party: "Talking Head comments on Ted Cruz lying about legislation, but not to Ted Cruz, who wasn't on the show and has probably never heard of Talking Head."  == BRUTAL

/ You suck, subby

This.

/It wasn't even a Twitter slap fight.


Oh!

I also forgot to add

// Your blog sucks.
 
2021-05-17 6:08:22 AM  

Rent Party: "Talking Head comments on Ted Cruz lying about legislation, but not to Ted Cruz, who wasn't on the show and has probably never heard of Talking Head."  == BRUTAL

/ You suck, subby


PoliticusUSA publishes clickbait headline. US still in decline. News at 11.
 
2021-05-17 6:10:47 AM  
Does anyone think Ted will be shamed by this?  That ugly farkstick of a walking scrotal sack does not know the meaning of shame.
 
2021-05-17 6:19:55 AM  
Another brilliant 50 word essay from Politicus.
 
2021-05-17 6:43:48 AM  
Brutalize! Eviscerate! Exterminate!

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2021-05-17 6:44:28 AM  
For me, "brutalising" has to involve metal...implements, rope, heavy weights and a hammer
 
2021-05-17 6:56:13 AM  
Someone said something mean to someone who needed something mean to them in an utterly legally non-binding manner that in no way will ever affect them.

BRUTALOZEDSSFEIRPTHHHPPORHPT!!
 
2021-05-17 6:57:36 AM  

The Envoy: For me, "brutalising" has to involve metal...implements, rope, heavy weights and a hammer


Requiring a kusirigama seems oddly specific but okay.
 
2021-05-17 7:02:43 AM  
Unless it results in him losing an election, it means nothing.
 
2021-05-17 7:03:19 AM  

sleze: Brutalize! Eviscerate! Exterminate!

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INXS - Mediate
Youtube VFUEgFdP5zE
 
2021-05-17 7:03:58 AM  
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/Brutal
 
2021-05-17 7:04:50 AM  

omg bbq: Someone said something mean to someone who needed something mean to them in an utterly legally non-binding manner that in no way will ever affect them.

BRUTALOZEDSSFEIRPTHHHPPORHPT!!


Honestly? Most "X SLAMS Y" articles are exactly this milquetoast. The obvious exceptions are Tweets where someone says that Ted Cruz licks the nuts of dudes who insult his wife.
 
2021-05-17 7:06:11 AM  

iheartscotch: omg bbq: Someone said something mean to someone who needed something mean to them in an utterly legally non-binding manner that in no way will ever affect them.

BRUTALOZEDSSFEIRPTHHHPPORHPT!!

Honestly? Most "X SLAMS Y" articles are exactly this milquetoast. The obvious exceptions are Tweets where someone says that Ted Cruz licks the nuts of dudes who insult his wife.


Very much so yet it still makes me roll my eyes.
 
2021-05-17 7:07:57 AM  
THere are no consequences for Ted Cruz when he lies, in fact, he gets rewarded for it.  and CNN pointing it out just gives Ted More publicity.
 
2021-05-17 7:13:45 AM  
The last time anyone got brutalized on CNN it was parris Denard, and it wasn't by the CNN host, it was another guest panelist.

You can tell a lot of their on sir talent wants to wreck people, but they aren't allowed to. Their business model sucks. High ratings attracts the guests, and then they treat them with kid gloves.
 
2021-05-17 7:14:55 AM  

omg bbq: iheartscotch: omg bbq: Someone said something mean to someone who needed something mean to them in an utterly legally non-binding manner that in no way will ever affect them.

BRUTALOZEDSSFEIRPTHHHPPORHPT!!

Honestly? Most "X SLAMS Y" articles are exactly this milquetoast. The obvious exceptions are Tweets where someone says that Ted Cruz licks the nuts of dudes who insult his wife.

Very much so yet it still makes me roll my eyes.


I feel like this is an appropriate time to ask if your mother is also named Martha.....

/ the joke is that Batman became friends with Superman when Batman discovered that Superman's mother's name was also Martha and that Batman could save her.
 
2021-05-17 7:19:13 AM  
Zodiac knows what he said is bullshiat.

His cultists don't.
 
2021-05-17 7:20:05 AM  

iheartscotch: omg bbq: iheartscotch: omg bbq: Someone said something mean to someone who needed something mean to them in an utterly legally non-binding manner that in no way will ever affect them.

BRUTALOZEDSSFEIRPTHHHPPORHPT!!

Honestly? Most "X SLAMS Y" articles are exactly this milquetoast. The obvious exceptions are Tweets where someone says that Ted Cruz licks the nuts of dudes who insult his wife.

Very much so yet it still makes me roll my eyes.

I feel like this is an appropriate time to ask if your mother is also named Martha.....

/ the joke is that Batman became friends with Superman when Batman discovered that Superman's mother's name was also Martha and that Batman could save her.


Wait so we've not been friends until now?
 
2021-05-17 7:20:20 AM  
I sad.
 
2021-05-17 7:30:29 AM  
OK, let's say America turns into Kumandra, and our hatred gives rise to the Druun.

You, Bernie Sanders, AOC, Kamala Harris, and John Kerry are trapped by the Druun alongside Ted Cruz.  Each of you has a shard of the Dragon Gem... only by trusting each other and reassembling it can America survive.

With only moments to go, question is, do you a) bludgeon Ted Cruz to death?  or B) choke him with his own genitals?
 
2021-05-17 7:32:48 AM  
Fark headlines should quit treating three mintues of internet research as hard labor.

It's easy to catch good republicans being racist and factually inaccurate. Film them.
 
2021-05-17 7:36:25 AM  
Exposing Ted Cruz's lies is the low-hanging fruit of journalism.
 
2021-05-17 7:36:30 AM  
Another brutalized Canadian...
Run Ronnie Run - Y'all Are Brutalizing Me
Youtube 5TyQT6UH7ZU


/ not sure if Mandy Patinkin is canadian but he is a nice guy so probably.
 
2021-05-17 7:54:35 AM  

omg bbq: iheartscotch: omg bbq: iheartscotch: omg bbq: Someone said something mean to someone who needed something mean to them in an utterly legally non-binding manner that in no way will ever affect them.

BRUTALOZEDSSFEIRPTHHHPPORHPT!!

Honestly? Most "X SLAMS Y" articles are exactly this milquetoast. The obvious exceptions are Tweets where someone says that Ted Cruz licks the nuts of dudes who insult his wife.

Very much so yet it still makes me roll my eyes.

I feel like this is an appropriate time to ask if your mother is also named Martha.....

/ the joke is that Batman became friends with Superman when Batman discovered that Superman's mother's name was also Martha and that Batman could save her.

Wait so we've not been friends until now?


In this example, I would be an anti-social billionaire who decided that he needed to fight crime and not join up with an obviously cool dude.

/ IRL? I feel that we have been friends for quite some time
 
MFK
2021-05-17 8:18:44 AM  

shpritz: Rent Party: "Talking Head comments on Ted Cruz lying about legislation, but not to Ted Cruz, who wasn't on the show and has probably never heard of Talking Head."  == BRUTAL

/ You suck, subby

PoliticusUSA publishes clickbait headline. US still in decline. News at 11.


PoliticsUSA is the CommonDreams of Fark
 
2021-05-17 8:22:00 AM  

iheartscotch: / IRL? I feel that we have been friends for quite some time


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2021-05-17 8:41:23 AM  

CarnySaur: Unless it results in him losing an election, it means nothing.


This. That incompetent farkstick still remains in a position of authority. Along with Abbott and all the rest of the proto-facists who are pushing through horrifically noxious legislation at the state level.

Cue one year later: "why isn't our infrastructure any better?" Well, the obvious answer is that you happily voted in a bunch of mouthbreathers who prioritized open carry, oppressing trans youth, and denying women agency over their own bodies.

Stop. Voting. For. Republicans. They don't know or care how practical things like power grids work.
 
2021-05-17 9:54:18 AM  
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2021-05-17 10:19:38 AM  

DarwiOdrade: Exposing Ted Cruz's lies is the low-hanging fruit of journalism.


No. It's the easiest thing of Facebook posting. But newsrooms hire social media specialists now, so, yeah.
 
2021-05-17 10:53:58 AM  
Politicus is perhaps the most perfect example of how liberal ain't left. Clickbait ledes, anti-Adblock bs, 1-paragraph 'articles,' sensationalization/parasitization of other mainstream media, zero original reportage. Anybody who makes it through the layers of corporate knob-slobbing, plagiarism and lily-gilding to 'read' this garbage deserves to.
 
2021-05-17 11:00:57 AM  

misantropo: Does anyone think Ted will be shamed by this?  That ugly farkstick of a walking scrotal sack does not know the meaning of shame.


In the slim to none chance that Zodiac even watched this segment, he simply shook his head and laughed.
 
2021-05-17 11:21:26 AM  
Rafael Cruz is his name. No whitewashing.
 
2021-05-17 11:27:33 AM  
I like how the bible is oddly specific about sex with animals:

Leviticus 20:15
If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

Leviticus 20:16
If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal.

So if you're dude and fark a horse, the horse lives. If you're a woman, they're both dead. I mean, like, what did the animal do in this context? Not give consent or something?
 
2021-05-17 11:28:11 AM  
Warning: Article begins with giant image of Ted Cruz's dogsh*t face.

And I mean GIANT.
 
2021-05-17 11:29:12 AM  

neilbradley: I like how the bible is oddly specific about sex with animals:

Leviticus 20:15
If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

Leviticus 20:16
If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal.

So if you're dude and fark a horse, the horse lives. If you're a woman, they're both dead. I mean, like, what did the animal do in this context? Not give consent or something?


umm, welcome to the Ted Cruz thread? :P
 
2021-05-17 11:48:39 AM  

neilbradley: I like how the bible is oddly specific about sex with animals:

Leviticus 20:15
If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal.

Leviticus 20:16
If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal.

So if you're dude and fark a horse, the horse lives. If you're a woman, they're both dead. I mean, like, what did the animal do in this context? Not give consent or something?



I'm not seeing where the horse survives in either sitch..
 
2021-05-17 12:03:19 PM  
Whoops. That was supposed to be posted in a Lauren Boebert thread (her favorite bible verse). I guess over there they're confused about the Rafael Cruz comment about not letting him whitewash his name... ;-)
 
2021-05-17 3:42:59 PM  
Like others, I'm disappointed with any headline that implies serious bodily injury to Ted Cruz but is really just some cable rando saying something somewhat less than complimentary.
 
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