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2021-05-16 11:54:37 PM  
He didn't mail her ballot for Trump?
 
2021-05-17 12:09:52 AM  
"DNA testing found traces of Lai's body tissue.. "

Women lose "body tissue" every month when menstruating. It ends up getting flushed. I wonder what body tissue it was, specifically.

In any case, I admire their diligent work and resources- sifting through 6000 hours of footage, spending 25 hours draining the building's septic tank, AND checking 38 waste removal trucks. Incredible.
 
2021-05-17 4:39:40 AM  
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2021-05-17 4:40:16 AM  
Well, he didn't accidentally get his dick stuck in the meat-grinder too, so it's not all bad.
 
2021-05-17 4:47:21 AM  

Wendigogo: "DNA testing found traces of Lai's body tissue.. "

Women lose "body tissue" every month when menstruating. It ends up getting flushed. I wonder what body tissue it was, specifically.

In any case, I admire their diligent work and resources- sifting through 6000 hours of footage, spending 25 hours draining the building's septic tank, AND checking 38 waste removal trucks. Incredible.


They knew she didn't leave the building on foot by watching video. Only two other ways to leave the building. Through the sewer or garbage.

Columbo would've nailed this in 35 minutes tops.
 
2021-05-17 4:48:54 AM  
Wow.

I thought it would be about a guy learning a difficult lesson about how some things are best not put in the butt as sex toys.
 
2021-05-17 5:09:47 AM  
But does he have any regerts?
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2021-05-17 5:14:36 AM  
Holy shiat that is some actual fine police work, Lou.
 
2021-05-17 5:22:07 AM  

ThunderPelvis: But does he have any regerts?
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Get a brain, morans! No regerts!
 
2021-05-17 5:27:45 AM  
I think he just regrets getting caught, not the murder. The murder he's been fine with.
 
2021-05-17 5:41:37 AM  
It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.
 
2021-05-17 5:47:00 AM  
R E S P E C T that is what it means to uhmmm him.

/damn what are weird story.
 
2021-05-17 5:51:36 AM  
he lived the dream. now he pays the price.
 
2021-05-17 5:59:11 AM  
Poor woman. She was really worn down by the daily grind.
 
2021-05-17 6:02:08 AM  
I'm impressed by the quality of that apartment's plumbing
 
2021-05-17 6:26:48 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.


I hear ya. Those Chinese apartment bathrooms make that job so much harder than it has to be.
 
2021-05-17 6:35:57 AM  

bisi: Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.

I hear ya. Those Chinese apartment bathrooms make that job so much harder than it has to be.


I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro
 
2021-05-17 6:58:00 AM  

aagrajag: bisi: Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.

I hear ya. Those Chinese apartment bathrooms make that job so much harder than it has to be.

I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro


That was pretty typical of German and Czech trains until fairly recently. Possibly elsewhere in Europe, though I didn't personally witness it.  So we're signs asking you not to use the toilet when the train was stopped at the station.
 
2021-05-17 6:59:48 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: aagrajag: bisi: Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.

I hear ya. Those Chinese apartment bathrooms make that job so much harder than it has to be.

I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro

That was pretty typical of German and Czech trains until fairly recently. Possibly elsewhere in Europe, though I didn't personally witness it.  So we're signs asking you not to use the toilet when the train was stopped at the station.


Wow.

Yikes.

"Other expression of dismayed shock"
 
2021-05-17 7:03:01 AM  

aagrajag: I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.


German trains were like that until recently. Pressing a pedal opened a flap and you could see the ballast and sleepers whizzing past.
 
2021-05-17 7:04:27 AM  
First thing I thought was "how is he gonna get past the million security cameras just on his street?"

And he didn't.


Look. If you want to kill your spouse just take them hiking somewhere with remote and beautiful views and push them the fark off one of them.  Works great on men and women. Then run as fast as you can back to population (parking lot, whatever place you'll be seen) and arrive in a sweaty, snotty, and choked up mess and lose your mind on the first person you see before going into "shock" repeating "they fell, they fell, they fell" over and over again.  Makes you more credible.

What kind of grody person flushes their spouse down the crapper?
 
2021-05-17 7:12:15 AM  
People who waste food should be sent to prison.
 
2021-05-17 7:15:45 AM  
I think his main regret was having to pony up the cash to get a new meat grinder.
 
2021-05-17 7:27:06 AM  
I regret clicking on that website
 
2021-05-17 7:33:54 AM  

resident dystopian: I think his main regret was having to pony up the cash to get a new meat grinder.


Why; the old one obviously works great!
 
2021-05-17 7:39:11 AM  

aagrajag: bisi: Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.

I hear ya. Those Chinese apartment bathrooms make that job so much harder than it has to be.

I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro


Gentlemen should please refrain
From flushing toilets while the train
Is standing in the station for a while.
We encourage contemplation
While the train is in the station,
Cross your legs and grit your teeth and smile.

If you wish to pass some water
You should sing out for a porter
Who will place a basin in the bog;
Tramps and hoboes underneath
Get it in the eye and teeth,
But that's what comes from being underdog.


http://www.rugbysongs.net/034%20Gentl​e​men%20Should%20Please%20Refrain.htm
 
2021-05-17 7:53:45 AM  

aagrajag: Manic Depressive Mouse: aagrajag: bisi: Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.

I hear ya. Those Chinese apartment bathrooms make that job so much harder than it has to be.

I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro

That was pretty typical of German and Czech trains until fairly recently. Possibly elsewhere in Europe, though I didn't personally witness it.  So we're signs asking you not to use the toilet when the train was stopped at the station.

Wow.

Yikes.

"Other expression of dismayed shock"


That's why you shouldn't walk on the tracks. I'll bet you thought it was just to avoid getting hit by a train, but it's to avoid stepping in sh
 
2021-05-17 7:56:55 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: aagrajag: Manic Depressive Mouse: aagrajag: bisi: Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.

I hear ya. Those Chinese apartment bathrooms make that job so much harder than it has to be.

I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro

That was pretty typical of German and Czech trains until fairly recently. Possibly elsewhere in Europe, though I didn't personally witness it.  So we're signs asking you not to use the toilet when the train was stopped at the station.

Wow.

Yikes.

"Other expression of dismayed shock"

That's why you shouldn't walk on the tracks. I'll bet you thought it was just to avoid getting hit by a train, but it's to avoid stepping in sh


You just stepped in sh*t while you were posting that, didn't you?
 
2021-05-17 7:58:50 AM  
You never sausage a grizzly crime scene
 
2021-05-17 8:09:50 AM  

orbister: aagrajag: I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

German trains were like that until recently. Pressing a pedal opened a flap and you could see the ballast and sleepers whizzing past.


The trains running from Moscow to St. Petersburg in the summer of '92 were also like this. id heard about it but was still shocked to see it. But because I was also tipsy with fortified beer, I giggled a lot too.
 
2021-05-17 8:16:25 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: That's why you shouldn't walk on the tracks. I'll bet you thought it was just to avoid getting hit by a train, but it's to avoid stepping in sh


Little chance of stepping in it, as the, erm, motion of the train disintegrates it. On the other hand, it means that track workers have/had to get used to working in a mist of human shiat every time a train went by. That's why almost all UK trains now have retention tanks. Until recently you could spot turds and paper lying on the track at stations.
 
2021-05-17 8:26:15 AM  

phishrace: Wendigogo: "DNA testing found traces of Lai's body tissue.. "

Women lose "body tissue" every month when menstruating. It ends up getting flushed. I wonder what body tissue it was, specifically.

In any case, I admire their diligent work and resources- sifting through 6000 hours of footage, spending 25 hours draining the building's septic tank, AND checking 38 waste removal trucks. Incredible.

They knew she didn't leave the building on foot by watching video. Only two other ways to leave the building. Through the sewer or garbage.

Columbo would've nailed this in 35 minutes tops.


Yes...I did mention the 6000 hours of camera footage they went through. Just curious about the DNA they found.

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2021-05-17 8:39:37 AM  
Will it Blend? - Skeleton
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2021-05-17 8:41:29 AM  
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2021-05-17 8:49:19 AM  
I guess his regret isn't the Boneitis.
 
2021-05-17 8:54:57 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.


Article didn't mention the bones. Don't think I really want to know anyhow.
 
2021-05-17 8:59:33 AM  

omg bbq: First thing I thought was "how is he gonna get past the million security cameras just on his street?"

And he didn't.


Look. If you want to kill your spouse just take them hiking somewhere with remote and beautiful views and push them the fark off one of them.  Works great on men and women. Then run as fast as you can back to population (parking lot, whatever place you'll be seen) and arrive in a sweaty, snotty, and choked up mess and lose your mind on the first person you see before going into "shock" repeating "they fell, they fell, they fell" over and over again.  Makes you more credible.

What kind of grody person flushes their spouse down the crapper?


Someone who

BrerRobot: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/AsTZm7Qt​Y84]


JFC. Did you try finding that on impulse or you had it saved as a favourite?
 
2021-05-17 9:00:38 AM  

LiberalConservative: omg bbq: First thing I thought was "how is he gonna get past the million security cameras just on his street?"

And he didn't.


Look. If you want to kill your spouse just take them hiking somewhere with remote and beautiful views and push them the fark off one of them.  Works great on men and women. Then run as fast as you can back to population (parking lot, whatever place you'll be seen) and arrive in a sweaty, snotty, and choked up mess and lose your mind on the first person you see before going into "shock" repeating "they fell, they fell, they fell" over and over again.  Makes you more credible.

What kind of grody person flushes their spouse down the crapper?

Someone who BrerRobot: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/AsTZm7Qt​Y84]

JFC. Did you try finding that on impulse or you had it saved as a favourite?


Eh, not a real skeleton. Carry on.
 
2021-05-17 9:18:18 AM  

LiberalConservative: omg bbq: First thing I thought was "how is he gonna get past the million security cameras just on his street?"

And he didn't.


Look. If you want to kill your spouse just take them hiking somewhere with remote and beautiful views and push them the fark off one of them.  Works great on men and women. Then run as fast as you can back to population (parking lot, whatever place you'll be seen) and arrive in a sweaty, snotty, and choked up mess and lose your mind on the first person you see before going into "shock" repeating "they fell, they fell, they fell" over and over again.  Makes you more credible.

What kind of grody person flushes their spouse down the crapper?

Someone who BrerRobot: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/AsTZm7Qt​Y84]

JFC. Did you try finding that on impulse or you had it saved as a favourite?


Impulsive behaviors are neurotypical for ADHD.

LiberalConservative: LiberalConservative: omg bbq: First thing I thought was "how is he gonna get past the million security cameras just on his street?"

And he didn't.


Look. If you want to kill your spouse just take them hiking somewhere with remote and beautiful views and push them the fark off one of them.  Works great on men and women. Then run as fast as you can back to population (parking lot, whatever place you'll be seen) and arrive in a sweaty, snotty, and choked up mess and lose your mind on the first person you see before going into "shock" repeating "they fell, they fell, they fell" over and over again.  Makes you more credible.

What kind of grody person flushes their spouse down the crapper?

Someone who BrerRobot: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/AsTZm7Qt​Y84]

JFC. Did you try finding that on impulse or you had it saved as a favourite?

Eh, not a real skeleton. Carry on.



It's a real fake skeleton
 
2021-05-17 9:21:44 AM  

Prof. Frink: Well, he didn't accidentally get his dick stuck in the meat-grinder too, so it's not all bad.


I once stuck my dick in the pickle slicer at work. I got fired for it.

She got fired too.
 
2021-05-17 9:37:56 AM  

aagrajag: I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro


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// Siberia is above China, right?
 
2021-05-17 10:03:23 AM  

Cajnik: aagrajag: I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro

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// Siberia is above China, right?


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2021-05-17 2:52:39 PM  

aagrajag: bisi: Wine Sipping Elitist: It takes time, commitment, dedication and a whole lot of water to chop up someone inside of a Chinese apartment's bathroom, grind their meat and flush them down the toilet.

I hear ya. Those Chinese apartment bathrooms make that job so much harder than it has to be.

I took a train through rural China once. The toilet consisted of a hole in the floor of the train, through which one would simply defecate onto the tracks.

//sh*tty story, bro


No toilet paper. Instead a bucket with (single use) sticks and twigs for cleaning your butthole.
 
2021-05-17 9:51:16 PM  
"The conductor sings his songs again - the passengers will please refrain"
/ Arlo
 
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