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(ABC 30 Fresno)   Ukraine seizes "scientific" Atomik vodak for a glow-in-the-dark buzz, half-lives, Putin's tea   (abc30.com) divider line
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2021-05-17 1:21:14 AM  
Okay but where do I buy it?
 
2021-05-17 1:35:42 AM  
Time for another episode of:

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2021-05-17 1:36:52 AM  
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2021-05-17 1:39:02 AM  
This vodak only has a half-life of about two weeks. Repeat
 
2021-05-17 1:40:17 AM  
Ukraine vodak is weak.
 
2021-05-17 2:12:16 AM  
Example of a radioactive mixer for this vodak:

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2021-05-17 2:21:01 AM  
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2021-05-17 2:21:51 AM  

MBooda: Ukraine vodak is weak.


Poland wodak strongk, kurwa!
 
2021-05-17 2:27:36 AM  
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Strontium-90 gives it a real kick.
 
2021-05-17 2:27:57 AM  
Some time back i was at a party holding a tall gin and tonic. Blacklights made it glow bright purple...
 
2021-05-17 2:31:39 AM  

Kalyco Jack: MBooda: Ukraine vodak is weak.

Poland wodak strongk, kurwa!


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2021-05-17 3:11:53 AM  
Yeah, it it was confiscated because the customs documents were incorrect. It was definitely not confiscated because some Government officials wanted some free vodka.
 
2021-05-17 3:40:56 AM  
Not great, not terrible...
 
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2021-05-17 3:45:00 AM  

Mr_Vimes: This vodak only has a half-life of about two weeks. Repeat


The reason it's not a repeat is because it's not a repeat.  That might sound tautological to you, but to the queue, it isn't.  Keen eye, though.  See if you can tell the difference between these two panels  :)
 
2021-05-17 5:04:48 AM  

Majin_Buu: Okay but where do I buy it?


https://luciteria.com/element-cubes/p​l​utonium-for-sale

Concetrate. Just add ice water.
 
2021-05-17 8:33:17 AM  

Mock26: Yeah, it it was confiscated because the customs documents were incorrect. It was definitely not confiscated because some Government officials wanted some free vodka.


Correct. The documents were not correct, the article spelled it out.
 
2021-05-17 9:14:46 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Example of a radioactive mixer for this vodak:

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I want to go to that "Hot Zone"!
 
2021-05-17 9:19:51 AM  

skiinstructor: Some time back i was at a party holding a tall gin and tonic. Blacklights made it glow bright purple...


Yeah, in college there was a bar we occasionally drank in,that had a black light that made the gin and tonics fluoresce. I order them as "nuclear wastes".
 
2021-05-17 9:52:54 AM  

Mr_Vimes: This vodak only has a half-life of about two weeks. Repeat


So after the cops confiscated it, what happened to the one-week half-life?

/or should it be quarter-life?
 
2021-05-17 9:55:55 AM  
Useless article without a link for purchasing Atomik vodak.

I don't have a drinking problem, you do. Shut up.
 
2021-05-17 3:11:52 PM  
VERY atomic!

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2021-05-17 3:40:16 PM  
Wait, made with *apples*?

That's vodka, uh-huh. And this is radioactive too, just like the one on my breakfront:
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