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(ESPN)   No longer roided up, Medina Spirit loses Preakness to an 11-1 longshot   (espn.com) divider line
    More: News, Kentucky Derby, Preakness Stakes, Medina Spirit, Triple Crown of Thoroughbred Racing, Pimlico Race Course, Churchill Downs, Belmont Stakes, Bob Baffert's Kentucky Derby winner  
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2021-05-16 12:58:02 AM  
It was a good race too. Even though I would have liked to see Midnight Bourbon win instead.
 
2021-05-16 3:23:52 AM  
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2021-05-16 3:29:48 AM  

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Baffert's lawyers will make sure he wins the Derby.  Then Medina Spirit'll get all the Thoroughbred tail money can buy
 
2021-05-16 6:53:14 AM  
I bet all my Bitcoin on Hoofhearted for the win, but unfortunately he ended up in the rear.
 
2021-05-16 7:21:11 AM  
It's a news flashia

twelve hours after the race...
 
2021-05-16 8:13:56 AM  
In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.
 
2021-05-16 8:44:58 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: It's a news flashia

twelve hours after the race...


Welcome to Fark: Yesterday's News When We Feel Like it at Some Point Today!
 
2021-05-16 8:52:01 AM  

Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.


And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.
 
2021-05-16 10:08:32 AM  

Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.


Alternatively, we pay them to wear nothing and pretend to wrestle
 
2021-05-16 10:19:32 AM  

Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.


We call that politics.
 
2021-05-16 10:20:54 AM  

Tom-Servo: I bet all my Bitcoin on Hoofhearted for the win, but unfortunately he ended up in the rear.


serves you right for getting tips from

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2021-05-16 10:23:55 AM  

Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.


Those participants have a choice.
 
2021-05-16 10:25:36 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.

Those participants have a choice.


I honestly wonder what happens on race day if the horse just flat out goes nuts and refuses to cooperate. And how often that happens.
 
2021-05-16 10:31:50 AM  

Trocadero: Hillbilly Jim: Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.

Those participants have a choice.

I honestly wonder what happens on race day if the horse just flat out goes nuts and refuses to cooperate. And how often that happens.


King Something's post at the top is my guess.
 
2021-05-16 11:20:12 AM  

Trocadero: Hillbilly Jim: Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.

Those participants have a choice.

I honestly wonder what happens on race day if the horse just flat out goes nuts and refuses to cooperate. And how often that happens.


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2021-05-16 11:20:30 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.

Those participants have a choice.


Rodeo is still hugely popular, too.
 
2021-05-16 11:24:05 AM  
That horse is no longer funky or cold. It has lost its Medina Spirit.
 
2021-05-16 11:26:19 AM  

Trocadero: Hillbilly Jim: Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.

Those participants have a choice.

I honestly wonder what happens on race day if the horse just flat out goes nuts and refuses to cooperate. And how often that happens.


Sometimes they won't go in the gate and after a few tries they usually just scratch them from the race.
 
2021-05-16 12:44:24 PM  

The Flexecutioner: That horse is no longer funky or cold. It has lost its Medina Spirit.


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2021-05-16 1:02:44 PM  
Really though, even Sea World stopped the Shamu shiat. The much reviled Florida stopped dog racing but we're still having midgets beating horses to run and be bet on?
 
2021-05-16 4:39:32 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Hillbilly Jim: Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.

Those participants have a choice.

Rodeo is still hugely popular, too.


Equally as stupid, but it's always nice seeing some hick get trampled or bucked onto a dislocated shoulder
 
2021-05-16 5:53:52 PM  

pissnmoan: Trocadero: Hillbilly Jim: Porkbelly: Mugato: In other news, it's 2021 and we still make horses run in circles and bet on them.

And we have people who pay to watch cars drive in a circle and pay to watch men (and women) dress up like clowns and pretend to wrestle.

Those participants have a choice.

I honestly wonder what happens on race day if the horse just flat out goes nuts and refuses to cooperate. And how often that happens.

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