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2021-05-15 4:05:30 PM  
Here's some crap, AND some crap cargo pants.

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2021-05-15 4:07:06 PM  
They have pocket envy
 
2021-05-15 4:15:10 PM  
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FROM MY COLD DEAD CORPSE!!!
 
2021-05-15 4:15:45 PM  
You can have my cargo shorts when you pry them from my cold, dead thighs.
 
2021-05-15 4:18:26 PM  

markie_farkie: Here's some crap, AND some crap cargo pants.

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Those pants cost $1400!

Yes, really
 
2021-05-15 4:25:26 PM  
I'm a chick who hates carrying a purse, & cargo shorts are my jam!
 
2021-05-15 4:25:27 PM  
Why do you need so many pockets?

Why hoard all the pockets while women have none?

Give the pockets to the women. They deserve it.
 
2021-05-15 4:30:47 PM  

Shostie: Why do you need so many pockets?

Why hoard all the pockets while women have none?

Give the pockets to the women. They deserve it.



I have all the pockets. The women have none. The women also refuse to put out, but they wants my pockets.

Wat do?
 
2021-05-15 4:31:02 PM  
I'm 46 and Gen X, so I DGAF what anyone thinks anymore. I need pockets for my huge phone, my keys, and my wallet. That necessitates 3 big pockets at the least. Cargo shorts are the bomb. Especially PFG from Colombia Sportswear. Even though I do not fish,
 
2021-05-15 4:31:14 PM  
I don't usually comment on other people's clothing. But once I mocked someone a little when I had to unlock a door so he could get his keys and he was wearing cargo pants. "Gee, if only you could buy an article of clothing with pockets you could keep your keys in."
 
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2021-05-15 4:38:41 PM  

Albert911emt: Shostie: Why do you need so many pockets?

Why hoard all the pockets while women have none?

Give the pockets to the women. They deserve it.


I have all the pockets. The women have none. The women also refuse to put out, but they wants my pockets.

Wat do?


offer to trade some time in each other's *ahem* pockets?
 
2021-05-15 4:39:54 PM  

Combustion: I'm 46 and Gen X, so I DGAF what anyone thinks anymore. I need pockets for my huge phone, my keys, and my wallet. That necessitates 3 big pockets at the least. Cargo shorts are the bomb. Especially PFG from Colombia Sportswear. Even though I do not fish,


When you grow up and really DGAF you'll get yourself a fanny pack.
 
2021-05-15 4:42:09 PM  
I don't give a fark as long as it isn't itchy. fark you, that's why.
 
2021-05-15 4:45:39 PM  

TwoHead: Combustion: I'm 46 and Gen X, so I DGAF what anyone thinks anymore. I need pockets for my huge phone, my keys, and my wallet. That necessitates 3 big pockets at the least. Cargo shorts are the bomb. Especially PFG from Colombia Sportswear. Even though I do not fish,

When you grow up and really DGAF you'll get yourself a fanny pack.


Fanny packs are for squares and old, white women. I'm neither.
 
2021-05-15 4:47:42 PM  
Some people just like to complain & judge.
Wear Crocs with your cargos & ruin their day.
 
2021-05-15 4:48:41 PM  

Combustion: TwoHead: Combustion: I'm 46 and Gen X, so I DGAF what anyone thinks anymore. I need pockets for my huge phone, my keys, and my wallet. That necessitates 3 big pockets at the least. Cargo shorts are the bomb. Especially PFG from Colombia Sportswear. Even though I do not fish,

When you grow up and really DGAF you'll get yourself a fanny pack.

Fanny packs are for squares and old, white women. I'm neither.


What you kids don't know about fanny packs could fill a fanny pack.

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2021-05-15 4:56:17 PM  

weddingsinger: markie_farkie: Here's some crap, AND some crap cargo pants.

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Those pants cost $1400!

Yes, really


I sure hope he plans to NFT them and then set them on fire.  For the sake of humanity.
 
2021-05-15 5:01:39 PM  
I really don't care what people (friends excluded) think. Cargo pants are eminently practical.

The uniform of the day is desert MARPAT, a blue tee-shirt (no pocket) and boots.
They are cheap, wear like iron, comfortable and don't show the dirt . They are hot though.

For the hottest months I have a couple of ultra lightweight quick dry cargo shorts. Same blue tee shirts and boots.
Boots aren't worn unless in public or meching in the garage (safety issue).

Yeah, I'm not exactly fashion forward.
 
2021-05-15 5:11:07 PM  

Shostie: Why do you need so many pockets?

Why hoard all the pockets while women have none?

Give the pockets to the women. They deserve it.


I regularly find when we go out that my cargo shorts very quickly turn into her purse.  Typically, the lower pockets contain her phone, keys, wallet, and the occasional feminine product.  Extra pockets get used, and she doesn't have to lug a purse everywhere we go.  It's a win-win.
 
2021-05-15 5:29:47 PM  
If you wear them because you cannot pull long pants on, they should be listed as a medical aid
 
2021-05-15 5:36:34 PM  

Shostie: Why do you need so many pockets?


They're great for camping.

lube, dildo, gloves and condom, And some Viking wipes.

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In case your ass gets Thor.
 
2021-05-15 5:56:08 PM  
The phone pocket.
 
2021-05-15 5:56:17 PM  

Driedsponge: Shostie: Why do you need so many pockets?

Why hoard all the pockets while women have none?

Give the pockets to the women. They deserve it.

I regularly find when we go out that my cargo shorts very quickly turn into her purse. Typically, the lower pockets contain her phone, keys, wallet, and the occasional feminine product.  Extra pockets get used, and she doesn't have to lug a purse everywhere we go.  It's a win-win.


You too?
The wife is pretty minimalistic when out and about so I don't mind in the least..

I will not carry her phone for her. We have a free/trust space agreement on that, as well as other issues involving phones.
 
2021-05-15 6:06:27 PM  
Because I've had too many sugar-free Haribo, subby, not that that's any of your business.
 
2021-05-15 6:17:49 PM  
If you crap all over cargo shorts, pockets aren't going to help much.
 
2021-05-15 6:34:11 PM  
My problem with the cargo pants I just bought at Ross are that the pockets are pleated and way too farking big.
I want an extra pocket for a wallet or keys, not a bowling ball.
 
2021-05-15 6:38:25 PM  

Sub Human: If you crap all over cargo shorts, pockets aren't going to help much.


You carry emergency t.p. there.  But you have to be able to find it in time.
 
2021-05-15 6:46:17 PM  
Yes, ask the farking fashion plates at fark.com.
 
2021-05-15 7:22:55 PM  
I like pockets.

I also like getting laid.

This seems problematic.
 
2021-05-15 7:24:03 PM  

Shostie: Why do you need so many pockets?

Why hoard all the pockets while women have none?

Give the pockets to the women. They deserve it.


The women have enough money that they can start their own clothing companies and fashion magazines, but they insist on buying the same old crap.
 
2021-05-15 7:24:33 PM  

TWX: Albert911emt: Shostie: Why do you need so many pockets?

Why hoard all the pockets while women have none?

Give the pockets to the women. They deserve it.


I have all the pockets. The women have none. The women also refuse to put out, but they wants my pockets.

Wat do?

offer to trade some time in each other's *ahem* pockets?


Would that involve some sort of a pocket pool?
 
2021-05-15 7:24:42 PM  
they're good for when you have a bunch of stuff to carry and don't want to have a backpack or some other type of bag

i've always been fashion-challenged, and have never given a shiat.  odds are the people who don't like them are make all kinds of fashion disasters of their own that they'll have to defend either now or in 20 years
 
2021-05-15 7:25:40 PM  

italie: I like pockets.

I also like getting laid.

This seems problematic.


settle for putting some lotion in your pockets
 
2021-05-15 7:26:43 PM  
Brought to you by the Rob Liefeld school of pant design?
 
2021-05-15 7:27:31 PM  
My dog requires me to carry a lot if his stiff when we go for long walks. My cargo shorts come with dog cookie crumbs most of the time.
 
2021-05-15 7:33:07 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: italie: I like pockets.

I also like getting laid.

This seems problematic.

settle for putting some lotion in your pockets


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2021-05-15 7:34:25 PM  

markie_farkie: Here's some crap, AND some crap cargo pants.

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Those aren't cargo pants. They're treason slacks.
 
2021-05-15 7:34:27 PM  
Why do people crap all over cargo shorts/pants?

No one wants to dress like their parents.
 
2021-05-15 7:41:25 PM  
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2021-05-15 7:44:22 PM  

casey17: I'm a chick who hates carrying a purse, & cargo shorts are my jam!


Dear lady person of the female persuasion, do what you do and to hell with them.

Signed, some dude who will never meet you and whom you don't really care about what he thinks.
 
2021-05-15 7:44:45 PM  
Used to be a total outrage if a person was sexually attracted to the same gender. After a lot of PR effort people may finally be getting over that.

But people generally are unduly obsessed with lots of things that others do, even when it doesn't affect them at all. I have no idea why. But just witness the outrage if one person doesn't like the food the other person does.

Wear it, don't wear it, eat it, don't eat it, whatever. Why does it matter so much what someone else is doing?
 
2021-05-15 7:53:59 PM  

Tyrosine: Why do people crap all over cargo shorts/pants?

No one wants to dress like their parents.


Why would any sane person care? Get over yourself.
 
2021-05-15 8:00:09 PM  
Cargo pants are douchey.

Cargo shorts are utilitarian.

End of story.
 
2021-05-15 8:05:47 PM  
I didn't know about the vilification of cargo pants. I usually wear black jeans but I do have cargo pants, even though I only carry a wallet, phone and a blade, where exceptionable.

Although, I'm no fashionista but it does look kind of ridiculous to wear cargo pants with a suit jacket.
 
2021-05-15 8:08:25 PM  

fatalvenom: Cargo pants are douchey.


I honestly didn't know that.

So now I finally know the reason why Gal Gadot wouldn't go out with me. Thanks.
 
2021-05-15 8:11:06 PM  
Second time in a month posting:

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2021-05-15 8:16:19 PM  

fatalvenom: Cargo pants are douchey.

Cargo shorts are utilitarian.

End of story.


I'm in the same camp here. I don't know why, but I'm absolutely okay with cargo shorts. Cargo pants are ludicrously godawful somehow.
 
2021-05-15 8:29:59 PM  

TwoHead: Combustion: I'm 46 and Gen X, so I DGAF what anyone thinks anymore. I need pockets for my huge phone, my keys, and my wallet. That necessitates 3 big pockets at the least. Cargo shorts are the bomb. Especially PFG from Colombia Sportswear. Even though I do not fish,

When you grow up and really DGAF you'll get yourself a fanny pack.


I think there is a minor difference between not giving a fark and giving up on life.
 
2021-05-15 8:44:54 PM  
I don't need pockets.
My personal choice is two layers of underwear with the banana hammock on the inside and the oversized  whitey tighties on the outside with my stash in between both. Works great.

Although my wallet, keys, cellphone, pack of gum and loose change gives me the weirdest boner.
 
2021-05-15 8:48:56 PM  
Cargo shorts are the greatest thing to happen to golf since the mashie-niblick.
 
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