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2021-05-15 8:50:05 AM  
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2021-05-15 8:52:31 AM  
And Biden doesn't need to watch tv 18 hours a day, either, you dipshiat.
 
2021-05-15 9:04:01 AM  
Biden isn't hopped up on Adderall  and cocaine, either.
 
2021-05-15 9:09:49 AM  
Biden doesn't have to spend hours sitting in a chair getting his hair and makeup done. He can afford a little extra sleep time.
 
2021-05-15 9:10:20 AM  

propasaurus: Biden isn't hopped up on Adderall  and cocaine, either.


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2021-05-15 9:13:13 AM  
I sometimes sleep less than 4 hours per day, but it's not by choice, and it's not healthy.

Biden shouldn't be doing that without a really good reason.  Donnie is a feeble and feebleminded man-baby, so the damage is already done.
 
2021-05-15 9:26:16 AM  
Looks like I picked the right week to not give a shiat.
 
2021-05-15 9:30:28 AM  
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

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2021-05-15 9:37:13 AM  
I bet Obama slept seven hours AND ate a healthy, balanced breakfast!
 
2021-05-15 9:49:37 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: Biden doesn't have to spend hours sitting in a chair getting his hair and makeup done. He can afford a little extra sleep time.


Donnie never sat to have his hair and makeup did. It was all self-done. The spray tan, hair color, and combover were all his own doing. Having someone else do it would mean having to pay someone.
 
2021-05-15 9:49:54 AM  

ThomasPaineTrain: I bet Obama slept seven hours AND ate a healthy, balanced breakfast!


Yeah but he got all his sleep and nutritional needs from arugula and spicy mustard.  And he one sucked all the color out of a suit and it turned tan.
 
2021-05-15 9:50:40 AM  
If you are not using your brain, sleep is optional.
 
2021-05-15 9:53:51 AM  
Journalists should do their jobs, and ask Trump flunkies: "Does Donald Trump use cocaine or Adderall? Yes or no?"
 
2021-05-15 9:59:46 AM  

propasaurus: Harry Wagstaff: Biden doesn't have to spend hours sitting in a chair getting his hair and makeup done. He can afford a little extra sleep time.

Donnie never sat to have his hair and makeup did. It was all self-done. The spray tan, hair color, and combover were all his own doing. Having someone else do it would mean having to pay someone.


We were his collective national sugar daddies paying to get his hair did.
 
2021-05-15 10:07:42 AM  
 
2021-05-15 10:39:23 AM  
Republicans can't quit Trump. News media can't quit Trump. Democrats can't quit Trump.

You're all addicts.
 
2021-05-15 11:04:39 AM  
just because Donnie has to get up every few hours to drain the mushroom doesnt mean he has vigor
 
2021-05-15 11:05:36 AM  
Donald Trump didn't need to sleep five hours a night.

That's because he only sleeps during the day... in his dirt-filled coffin.
 
2021-05-15 11:05:49 AM  
Let's not forget golf.
 
2021-05-15 11:06:41 AM  

markie_farkie: Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

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This was the moment I started to believe
 
2021-05-15 11:06:50 AM  
Some people are genetically capable of high functioning, healthy lifestyles on small amounts of sleep.

Many highly successful people had that advantage.
 
2021-05-15 11:07:06 AM  

Smackledorfer: Some people are genetically capable of high functioning, healthy lifestyles on small amounts of sleep.

Many highly successful people had that advantage.


I doubt trump is one of them.
 
2021-05-15 11:07:58 AM  

Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: Some people are genetically capable of high functioning, healthy lifestyles on small amounts of sleep.

Many highly successful people had that advantage.

I doubt trump is one of them.


He said "highly successful"
 
2021-05-15 11:08:29 AM  
With his age, diet, obesity, and sleep habits, there is a very high probability he snores, and has sleep apnea.  There is no way he would be seen dead in a CPAP mask.
 
2021-05-15 11:08:29 AM  
That was some new realistic version of cartoon, right?
 
2021-05-15 11:08:33 AM  
Trump has been abusing stimulants for decades. He probably hasn't had a decent night's sleep since the 1970's.

His bootlickers know this. He never slept more than five hours because he couldn't.
 
2021-05-15 11:08:36 AM  
Doctors recommend 7-8 hours a night for all adults, regardless of age.

Anything less can lead to depression and other psychosis, not to mention compromised immunity, listlessness, laziness.
 
2021-05-15 11:08:54 AM  
Trump was the healthiest president ever.  He said so himself.  Look how he beat Covid.  A weekend at the hospital, a victory lap and a walk out on the balcony where he ripped off his mask and saluted himself.
 
2021-05-15 11:09:16 AM  
So, we're already down to "Biden sleeps at night!!1!11!!1!".  This more Earth-shattering than Obama's tan suit!
 
2021-05-15 11:09:39 AM  
You know Trump worked hard because his desk was always so full of important papers.
 
2021-05-15 11:10:07 AM  
I wonder what it's like to be this much of an empty shell of a human being.
 
2021-05-15 11:11:06 AM  
Lumpy is an idiot. So is Hannity.
 
2021-05-15 11:11:07 AM  
You can smell the desperation from McCarthy, he really, really wants to be SotH.   He had a brief moment right after 1/6 when he said Trump was partly responsible, but he's back to being the desperate whore (no offense to good, decent whores out there).

He's also the guy caught on tape saying that the only GOP on Russia's payroll were Rohrabacher...and Trump.
 
2021-05-15 11:11:26 AM  
They are seriously desperate cause they have absolutely nothing on Biden. It's farkin great.  My Trump supporters at work even try to chime in and repeat the Fox News talking point of the day and when I mention how stupid it actually is or how Trump was worse, they immediately walk it back or even agree
 
2021-05-15 11:11:42 AM  

qorkfiend: Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: Some people are genetically capable of high functioning, healthy lifestyles on small amounts of sleep.

Many highly successful people had that advantage.

I doubt trump is one of them.

He said "highly successful"


I'm he. I hit post before I finished my thought.

Also trump was POTUS. That counts as highly successful imo, like him or not.

Unless, until, and perhaps even if everything in his life crashes down I'd still call him highly successful.

He lived a life of luxury without ever working very hard. Yes, he could have had more money perhaps by investing instead of running mediocre businesses and money laundering, but he also spent a farkload of money funding his lifestyle over those years. It isn't the life I'd choose, but I grudgingly have to say he got essentially what he wanted.

Compare that to the rest of us.
 
2021-05-15 11:11:43 AM  
Jesus Christ, that what they're going with? It's farking embarrassing.

"We all know that Biden only has one bowel movement a day. How can you trust someone that doesn't have a very active digestive system like Trump? Maybe Biden would be communicating via Twitter more often if his intestines were more similar to Trump's, peace be upon him."
 
2021-05-15 11:11:44 AM  
Rightwingers venerate incompetence.

Conservatives, you can make America great.  Simply die angry and soon.
 
2021-05-15 11:12:17 AM  
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Keep drinking that Trump Flavor Aid.
 
2021-05-15 11:12:18 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Trump was the healthiest president ever.  He said so himself.  Look how he beat Covid.  A weekend at the hospital, a victory lap and a walk out on the balcony where he ripped off his mask and saluted himself.


And how he handles himself on ramps.  Ben Garrison's cartoons understate the prime physical condition Trump has.
 
2021-05-15 11:12:24 AM  

darkeyes: I wonder what it's like to be this much of an empty shell of a human being.


Fortunately for McCarthy, he's too much of an imbecile to know.
 
2021-05-15 11:12:37 AM  
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Whatever
 
2021-05-15 11:13:12 AM  

misanthropicsob: Republicans can't quit Trump. News media can't quit Trump. Democrats can't quit Trump.

You're all addicts.


If Republicans quit Trump, everyone else would quit him pretty quickly.

Republicans kiss the ring, carry on his conspiracy theories, and the loonies say he's still actively president.

If they don't, the news quits him.

If they don't, Democrats just carry out the remainder of the legal stuff that needs to be done to him but that's it.  No Fraudit, no talk of who's meeting with him, no discussion of his platforms because everyone would have left him and we could focus on normal partisan fighting and sabotage, like in the Obama years.

Unless Republicans dump Trump, pretending he's not there reminds me of some picture I saw. Something about a dog sitting calmly surrounded by fire.
 
2021-05-15 11:13:39 AM  

Smackledorfer: qorkfiend: Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: Some people are genetically capable of high functioning, healthy lifestyles on small amounts of sleep.

Many highly successful people had that advantage.

I doubt trump is one of them.

He said "highly successful"

I'm he. I hit post before I finished my thought.

Also trump was POTUS. That counts as highly successful imo, like him or not.

Unless, until, and perhaps even if everything in his life crashes down I'd still call him highly successful.

He lived a life of luxury without ever working very hard. Yes, he could have had more money perhaps by investing instead of running mediocre businesses and money laundering, but he also spent a farkload of money funding his lifestyle over those years. It isn't the life I'd choose, but I grudgingly have to say he got essentially what he wanted.

Compare that to the rest of us.


I'm personally fine being dirt-poor and not a soulless monster
 
2021-05-15 11:14:03 AM  
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You elected a president with normal sleep habits!!!
 
2021-05-15 11:15:49 AM  

OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Smackledorfer: qorkfiend: Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: Some people are genetically capable of high functioning, healthy lifestyles on small amounts of sleep.

Many highly successful people had that advantage.

I doubt trump is one of them.

He said "highly successful"

I'm he. I hit post before I finished my thought.

Also trump was POTUS. That counts as highly successful imo, like him or not.

Unless, until, and perhaps even if everything in his life crashes down I'd still call him highly successful.

He lived a life of luxury without ever working very hard. Yes, he could have had more money perhaps by investing instead of running mediocre businesses and money laundering, but he also spent a farkload of money funding his lifestyle over those years. It isn't the life I'd choose, but I grudgingly have to say he got essentially what he wanted.

Compare that to the rest of us.

I'm personally fine being dirt-poor and not a soulless monster


You also don't have to survive one step ahead of your creditors, surviving on bile and vindictiveness.  Desperate for Twitter.
 
2021-05-15 11:16:05 AM  

texanjeff: You know Trump worked hard because his desk was always so full of important papers.


Sudafed is paper?
 
2021-05-15 11:17:41 AM  
LOL where is this physically fit, mentally capable man of energy they are inventing?  The orange idiot always looked like he was about to stroke out.  Still does.
 
2021-05-15 11:19:17 AM  
Insomnia is a sign of leadership?  Clearly we need to elect more meth addicts.
 
2021-05-15 11:20:39 AM  

Smackledorfer: qorkfiend: Smackledorfer: Smackledorfer: Some people are genetically capable of high functioning, healthy lifestyles on small amounts of sleep.

Many highly successful people had that advantage.

I doubt trump is one of them.

He said "highly successful"

I'm he. I hit post before I finished my thought.

Also trump was POTUS. That counts as highly successful imo, like him or not.

Unless, until, and perhaps even if everything in his life crashes down I'd still call him highly successful.

He lived a life of luxury without ever working very hard. Yes, he could have had more money perhaps by investing instead of running mediocre businesses and money laundering, but he also spent a farkload of money funding his lifestyle over those years. It isn't the life I'd choose, but I grudgingly have to say he got essentially what he wanted.

Compare that to the rest of us.


he didnt GET anything it was GIVEN to him

and he won a popularity contest against Hillary Clinton and needed the help of several nation states to do it.

"Highly Successful"

and he didnt work, he stole and was bankrolled by his father even his dad had to bail him out on the Taj Mahal with an illegal loan
 
2021-05-15 11:21:21 AM  

Fart_Machine: Insomnia is a sign of leadership?  Clearly we need to elect more meth addicts.


Amphetamines were the secret to Hitlers "success" as well.
 
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