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2021-05-15 11:52:44 AM  
Leslie's Big Gay Penguin Wedding - Parks and Recreation
Youtube FrjTSQw-Kyk
 
2021-05-15 11:58:08 AM  
FTA: "'Incredibly caring' gay penguin power couple welcome second chick"

"gay penguin power couple"?   Ummm, few questions...

More importantly, that's gotta be a cover-band name if I ever heard one.
 
2021-05-15 12:02:31 PM  
The light purple hat always let me know that:

1) The Penguin was just a misunderstood LGBTQ person
2) That Batman was a homophobe

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2021-05-15 12:14:39 PM  
But how do you KNOW they're gay? That's such a huge presumption! I mean maybe they're just really good friends who happen to be a little effeminate? So what if they love Broadway shows, have amazing fashion sense and drink Cosmos with the fellas by the pool? That doesn't mean anything.
 
2021-05-15 12:17:09 PM  

skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...


Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.
 
2021-05-15 12:19:19 PM  

jonjr215: But how do you KNOW they're gay? That's such a huge presumption! I mean maybe they're just really good friends who happen to be a little effeminate? So what if they love Broadway shows, have amazing fashion sense and drink Cosmos with the fellas by the pool? That doesn't mean anything.


Because the liberal media made em that way.

Don't say you weren't warned about the dangers of allowing gay marriage to be legal over a perverse "preference"


/please please realize the sarcasm
 
2021-05-15 12:22:18 PM  

g.fro: skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...

Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.


Actually queer goes with all the letters honey.
 
2021-05-15 12:23:41 PM  

jonjr215: But how do you KNOW they're gay? That's such a huge presumption! I mean maybe they're just really good friends who happen to be a little effeminate? So what if they love Broadway shows, have amazing fashion sense and drink Cosmos with the fellas by the pool? That doesn't mean anything.


The lesbian penguin couple was discovered because one of them was wearing a toolbelt.
 
2021-05-15 12:26:02 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: jonjr215: But how do you KNOW they're gay? That's such a huge presumption! I mean maybe they're just really good friends who happen to be a little effeminate? So what if they love Broadway shows, have amazing fashion sense and drink Cosmos with the fellas by the pool? That doesn't mean anything.

Because the liberal media made em that way.

Don't say you weren't warned about the dangers of allowing gay marriage to be legal over a perverse "preference"


/please please realize the sarcasm


While it's funny the unfortunate part is these kind of arguments are being used against transgender people right now. At least the TERFs can't be all bad we know they recycle, all the arguments made against gays and lesbians in the 70's.
 
2021-05-15 12:26:21 PM  

punkwrestler: g.fro: skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...

Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.

Actually queer goes with all the letters honey.


Q originally meant "questioning".

"Queer" is a catch-all, and thus redundant in the initialism.

It's use is also not without controversy within the community.
 
2021-05-15 12:27:22 PM  

punkwrestler: jonjr215: But how do you KNOW they're gay? That's such a huge presumption! I mean maybe they're just really good friends who happen to be a little effeminate? So what if they love Broadway shows, have amazing fashion sense and drink Cosmos with the fellas by the pool? That doesn't mean anything.

The lesbian penguin couple was discovered because one of them was wearing a toolbelt.


Sydney, meanwhile was outed for being fabulous
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2021-05-15 12:27:28 PM  

g.fro: punkwrestler: g.fro: skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...

Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.

Actually queer goes with all the letters honey.

Q originally meant "questioning".

"Queer" is a catch-all, and thus redundant in the initialism.

It's use is also not without controversy within the community.


*its

farking phone.
 
2021-05-15 12:28:53 PM  

g.fro: punkwrestler: g.fro: skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...

Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.

Actually queer goes with all the letters honey.

Q originally meant "questioning".

"Queer" is a catch-all, and thus redundant in the initialism.

It's use is also not without controversy within the community.


Queer isn't that controversial, it can be a good shorthand since the acronym is getting pretty long LGBTQIA+....
 
2021-05-15 12:29:22 PM  

punkwrestler: Alaskan Yoda: jonjr215: But how do you KNOW they're gay? That's such a huge presumption! I mean maybe they're just really good friends who happen to be a little effeminate? So what if they love Broadway shows, have amazing fashion sense and drink Cosmos with the fellas by the pool? That doesn't mean anything.

Because the liberal media made em that way.

Don't say you weren't warned about the dangers of allowing gay marriage to be legal over a perverse "preference"


/please please realize the sarcasm

While it's funny the unfortunate part is these kind of arguments are being used against transgender people right now. At least the TERFs can't be all bad we know they recycle, all the arguments made against gays and lesbians in the 70's.


Fair point.
And here is Huey the Penguin's response to the transaphobes out there and homophobic people
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2021-05-15 12:30:29 PM  
The worse part is their first chick stopped visiting them and doesn't even send them a card on Father's Day anymore! It's like she doesn't even care about her parents!
 
2021-05-15 12:32:05 PM  

skinink: The light purple hat always let me know that:

1) The Penguin was just a misunderstood LGBTQ person
2) That Batman was a homophobe

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If you think he was bad you should have seen his henchpuffs grown men getting their asses handed to them by a 14 year old boy.
 
2021-05-15 12:58:19 PM  

g.fro: punkwrestler: g.fro: skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...

Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.

Actually queer goes with all the letters honey.

Q originally meant "questioning".

"Queer" is a catch-all, and thus redundant in the initialism.

It's use is also not without controversy within the community.


There's also queer as in genderqueer which was a more common term before non-binary started becoming popular.
 
2021-05-15 12:59:51 PM  
Apparently two dudes living under the same roof means they are gay. Better kick my roommate out before he gets any ideas.
 
2021-05-15 1:11:56 PM  

hotmoonsauce: Apparently two dudes living under the same roof means they are gay. Better kick my roommate out before he gets any ideas.


before[citation needed]
 
2021-05-15 1:13:41 PM  
Um...how is babbyeggy formed?
 
2021-05-15 1:14:56 PM  

hotmoonsauce: Apparently two dudes living under the same roof means they are gay. Better kick my roommate out before he gets any ideas.


Are you raising a child together?
 
2021-05-15 2:14:22 PM  

12349876: hotmoonsauce: Apparently two dudes living under the same roof means they are gay. Better kick my roommate out before he gets any ideas.

Are you raising a child together?


Well, the roommate does help "bring up Hotmoonsauce's little man" each night after a fabulous dinner.
 
2021-05-15 2:14:29 PM  

MoistOinka: FTA: "'Incredibly caring' gay penguin power couple welcome second chick"

"gay penguin power couple"?   Ummm, few questions...

More importantly, that's gotta be a cover-band name if I ever heard one.


That's exactly what I came here to say, but I'm fashionably late. There's just too many references to make.
 
2021-05-15 2:17:18 PM  

skinink: The light purple hat always let me know that:

1) The Penguin was just a misunderstood LGBTQ person
2) That Batman was a homophobe

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I know the comic-verses are all LGBTQ-SUPER-friendly now, but yeah. If ever there was a leading superhero that would be a homophobe, Bruce Wayne would be the guy.
 
2021-05-15 2:44:35 PM  
Bruce Wayne, the guy who likes to beat up the mentally ill, old guys with umbrellas, and clowns?
 
2021-05-15 2:51:10 PM  
Um, no, Pink News, I *will not* disable my farking ad blocker to read your shiatty news.
 
2021-05-15 2:57:15 PM  

g.fro: skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...

Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.


A person can be T and also L, B, G, or Q. I was B, briefly thought I was L but liked the D, then realized I was T which made me G. I'm hoping for a bingo.
 
2021-05-15 3:40:09 PM  

Prof. Frink: Um...how is babbyeggy formed?


As stated in the article, the zoo keepers watch other partners to see if they have "extra" eggs and look for abandoned eggs and give an egg to the male pair.
 
2021-05-15 3:50:33 PM  

Prof. Frink: Um...how is babbyeggy formed?


Prayer.
 
2021-05-15 4:24:21 PM  
Is that chick a hag
 
2021-05-15 4:25:26 PM  

g.fro: skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...

Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.


Correct but it's none of your business which letter they are
 
2021-05-15 4:31:19 PM  

punkwrestler: g.fro: punkwrestler: g.fro: skinink: ... a misunderstood LGBTQ person
...

Someone can't be "an LGBTQ person". They are one or the other of the letters.

Actually queer goes with all the letters honey.

Q originally meant "questioning".

"Queer" is a catch-all, and thus redundant in the initialism.

It's use is also not without controversy within the community.

Queer isn't that controversial, it can be a good shorthand since the acronym is getting pretty long LGBTQIA+....


LGBTQIA+  should be pronounced like the motel chain
La Quinta
That way you can say everyone's welcome at LGBTQIA+ .
😁


Obviously you have to rearrange the letters
And then you can even make a little video using that song be our guest be our guest be our guest 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎺🎺🎸🎤
 
2021-05-15 4:33:15 PM  

hotmoonsauce: Apparently two dudes living under the same roof means they are gay. Better kick my roommate out before he gets any ideas.


Only if they raise you kid together.

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2021-05-15 5:03:51 PM  

Locklear: hotmoonsauce: Apparently two dudes living under the same roof means they are gay. Better kick my roommate out before he gets any ideas.

Only if they raise you kid together.


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2021-05-15 5:58:29 PM  
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2021-05-15 7:21:59 PM  

hotmoonsauce: Apparently two dudes living under the same roof means they are gay. Better kick my roommate out before he gets any ideas.


Lol, you'd kick your roommate out if he were even possibly gay?  Bet you're ugly as fark, too, and assume every guy would wanna fark you.
 
2021-05-15 11:37:16 PM  
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