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(The Hill)   FBI concludes Chuck Norris is the greatest threat to Americans   (thehill.com) divider line
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3695 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 May 2021 at 7:45 AM (4 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-05-15 6:46:28 AM  
TFA:. The FBI arrested 229 subjects in fiscal 2019, with that number dropping to 107 for fiscal 2020. Those figures come from the roughly 1,000 domestic terror investigations conducted for the last three fiscal years in that period.

Trump-like statisticals detected. How many white terror attacks have been labeled "isolated incidents", or just outright ignored during Cheetohlini? COVID suppressing white terrorism in 2020 aside, my bullshiat detector has been triggered by The Hill(billy) narrative.
 
2021-05-15 6:52:25 AM  
It's just like Invasion U.S.A.
 
2021-05-15 7:01:17 AM  
Then it ought to be easy to kick his ass.
 
2021-05-15 7:49:52 AM  
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They're not all nice wolves like Sheila.
 
2021-05-15 7:50:49 AM  
Do lone wolves travel in packs?
 
2021-05-15 7:50:52 AM  
Chuck Norris is a crazy person.
 
2021-05-15 7:51:45 AM  
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2021-05-15 7:51:56 AM  
Lone wolves who get their information, and get goaded into it, by other Lone wolves.

Wait.
 
2021-05-15 7:54:30 AM  
The headline confused me until I realized that the term "actor" was being applied to Chuck Norris.
That threw me off at first.
 
2021-05-15 7:55:11 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image image 525x204]


I keep telling people this. We're only on year five and to be patient.
 
2021-05-15 7:55:42 AM  
Who the fark is Chuck Norris?
 
2021-05-15 8:00:43 AM  
Does this include the wolf from last night that doesn't do anything but sit in their house and follow ALL the rules?
 
2021-05-15 8:00:57 AM  

nakmuay: [Fark user image image 525x204]


Forget the thousand years of darkness; I'm still waiting on my goddamned corner taco truck.
 
2021-05-15 8:07:15 AM  

Jumbled: Who the fark is Chuck Norris?


Two time hugo award nominee, makes all those outlandish gay romance novels.
 
2021-05-15 8:08:06 AM  
Post the greatest threat?!?

Has Chuck been sending people hate mail?
 
2021-05-15 8:08:20 AM  
Lone wolves like all these school shootings? The dudes in Michigan who plotted to kidnap a governor? Or the rather large group of insurrectionists who tried to physically stop our democratic process? Or the even larger group of aholes still seeding doubt in order to make sure our government processes are destabilized enough so next time they can just self declare who wins, regardless of votes?

/boy that escalated quickly
 
2021-05-15 8:10:40 AM  

Jumbled: Who the fark is Chuck Norris?


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2021-05-15 8:14:51 AM  

Sgt Otter: Jumbled: Who the fark is Chuck Norris?

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I... umm..
 
2021-05-15 8:14:54 AM  

BitwiseShift: Do lone wolves travel in packs?


Only if there is a rally.
 
2021-05-15 8:19:18 AM  
Figuring that people without a criminal history can easily get firearms in the US, people that want to enact violence don't need an extensive support system.  They don't need a logistics system to smuggle them weapons.  They can go shopping.

With weapon ownership being so extensive already, the option also exists for people that simply already have weapons to decide to use them.  Their means of destruction are, generally, easily available.
 
2021-05-15 8:20:36 AM  
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2021-05-15 8:22:28 AM  

NotMyAlt: Lone wolves like all these school shootings? The dudes in Michigan who plotted to kidnap a governor? Or the rather large group of insurrectionists who tried to physically stop our democratic process? Or the even larger group of aholes still seeding doubt in order to make sure our government processes are destabilized enough so next time they can just self declare who wins, regardless of votes?

/boy that escalated quickly


School shootings are lone wolf attacks, unless you believe there is some kind of "bullied/outcast kids terror organisation" that is centrally coordinating attacks across the country.

And whilst the insurrection was highly visible, the number of casualties was significantly lower than if each of those thousands of crazed Trumpers resorted to lone wolf tactics.
 
2021-05-15 8:26:27 AM  
Old news is old.
There was a reason the Unibomber was so hard to catch.

I mean seriously; the moment three losers get together and start spouting rabid, hateful nonsense, you are well past 50/50 odds that one of them has run their mouth where Johnny Law will hear about it.
 
2021-05-15 8:27:24 AM  

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Still want to see more Ghost Beaters.
 
2021-05-15 8:27:32 AM  
Shaggy_C: ....

And whilst the insurrection was highly visible, the number of casualties was significantly lower than if each of those thousands of crazed Trumpers resorted to lone wolf tactics.


The 1/6 treason did an amazing job of outing these losers.
 
2021-05-15 8:33:50 AM  

Sgt Otter: Jumbled: Who the fark is Chuck Norris?

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That poster is 1031% Cannon
 
2021-05-15 8:33:51 AM  

Jumbled: Who the fark is Chuck Norris?


Dude who had a bit role in a Bruce Lee film.
 
2021-05-15 8:34:19 AM  

foo monkey: Chuck Norris is a crazy person.


He's also short. I interviewed him once when he was campaigning for a right-wing nutjob who was running for governor of Iowa. Seemed like about 5'8" to me.
 
2021-05-15 8:38:27 AM  
Even as the lethality of domestic terror incidents rose in 2019, the number of domestic terror arrests has fallen steadily since 2016.

Fewer arrests does not necessarily mean fewer incidents. Just fewer arrests.
 
2021-05-15 8:40:08 AM  

Shaggy_C: NotMyAlt: Lone wolves like all these school shootings? The dudes in Michigan who plotted to kidnap a governor? Or the rather large group of insurrectionists who tried to physically stop our democratic process? Or the even larger group of aholes still seeding doubt in order to make sure our government processes are destabilized enough so next time they can just self declare who wins, regardless of votes?

/boy that escalated quickly

School shootings are lone wolf attacks, unless you believe there is some kind of "bullied/outcast kids terror organisation" that is centrally coordinating attacks across the country.

And whilst the insurrection was highly visible, the number of casualties was significantly lower than if each of those thousands of crazed Trumpers resorted to lone wolf tactics.


I didn't really spell it all out, thought it was obvious. Yes, school shootings are the real lone wolf attacks in that list.

But it is a bit ironic how the last one on my list could be used to completely change the FBI and prevent them from reporting on domestic terrorism in the future. So maybe we should do something about that too.
 
2021-05-15 8:41:13 AM  

OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Lone wolves who get their information, and get goaded into it, by other Lone wolves.


Yup. So many "lone wolves" who all share the same 3 or 4 news sources.

Funny, that.
 
2021-05-15 8:44:03 AM  

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dammit I love the dark. where's my darkness, Chuck?!

/Chuck Norris can turn off the Sun by flipping a light switch
 
2021-05-15 8:45:00 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Jumbled: Who the fark is Chuck Norris?

Two time hugo award nominee, makes all those outlandish gay romance novels.


my favorite is Roundhouse Kick to the Heart.
 
2021-05-15 8:45:03 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: OMG_ItAteEveryThing: Lone wolves who get their information, and get goaded into it, by other Lone wolves.

Yup. So many "lone wolves" who all share the same 3 or 4 news sources.

Funny, that.


The crazy right copying Al Qaeda's playbook.  Look up the crazy jihadi wannabe who shot up Fort Hood and how he went down that path.
 
2021-05-15 8:47:34 AM  

Sgt Otter: Jumbled: Who the fark is Chuck Norris?

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ewww Chuck Norris sexytimes. hurl.
 
2021-05-15 8:47:56 AM  
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2021-05-15 8:54:21 AM  
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2021-05-15 8:54:52 AM  

Jumbled: Who the fark is Chuck Norris?


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2021-05-15 8:55:30 AM  
I miss the days when people understood the Chuck Norris jokes were mocking him.

/ie his tears cure cancer but he won't cry because he's a f*cking asshole
 
2021-05-15 8:57:09 AM  
Chuck Norris is total trash. Always has been.
 
2021-05-15 8:57:45 AM  

BitwiseShift: Do lone wolves travel in packs?


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2021-05-15 9:04:12 AM  
Here's what the results from an attack from a "lone wolf" actor may look like:

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The FBI should have been dealing with these crazy farkers since long before 1995.
 
2021-05-15 9:04:58 AM  

vudukungfu: Then it ought to be easy to kick his ass.


Chuck Norris' face is on the National Historical Registry.  That's because it contains the only surviving footprint of Bruce Lee.
 
2021-05-15 9:05:47 AM  
No longer a threat:

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2021-05-15 9:07:17 AM  
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2021-05-15 9:09:55 AM  
What is the threshold for no longer being a lone wolf and having organizational support?  Do like-minded idiots on 8chan count?

The Vegas shooter was clearly a lone wolf.  But do the Q wankstains communicating with each other before 1/6 count?
 
2021-05-15 9:11:28 AM  

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That's perhaps my favorite episode of L&S.
 
2021-05-15 9:15:21 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Here's what the results from an attack from a "lone wolf" actor may look like:


Lone wolf... who was helped by a bunch of people who were never investigated.

McVeigh had connections with saudi intelligence prior to the bombings in the philippines. Also a close associate of him was a former german intelligence officer... that went back to germany without ever being asked any question by the FBI.
 
2021-05-15 9:17:14 AM  

UNC_Samurai: What is the threshold for no longer being a lone wolf and having organizational support?  Do like-minded idiots on 8chan count?

The Vegas shooter was clearly a lone wolf.  But do the Q wankstains communicating with each other before 1/6 count?


Las Vegas shooter bought his guns at the same store the Bunkerville Bundy traitors did, but no one wants to talk about that.
 
2021-05-15 9:20:39 AM  

Unscratchable_Itch: [img.thedailybeast.com image 850x478]

The FBI should have been dealing with these crazy farkers since long before 1995.


Seriously, the group was full of federal undercover agents. Do a little reading on it sometime.

That's not crazy conspiracy stuff. It came out in court trials and is all on the record.
 
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