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(NHL)   Welcome to Day 1 of the Johnny Sex Cup playoffs, and the continuing NHL regular season. In the regular season, will Edmonton even let McJesus see the ice? Meanwhile in the playoffs, will Bruins/Caps crack 100 penalty minutes? GAME ON @ 3:30pm ET, SUP   (nhl.com) divider line
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2021-05-14 11:40:51 PM  
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2021-05-14 11:53:12 PM  
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2021-05-14 11:58:30 PM  
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_/I believe this was originally sno man's creation
 
2021-05-15 12:01:48 AM  
For the uninitiated, Johnny Sex's origin story:

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2021-05-15 12:34:15 AM  

Polish Hussar: For the uninitiated, Johnny Sex's origin story:

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I see my work here is done (you're welcome)

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2021-05-15 2:29:52 AM  
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2021-05-15 3:35:41 AM  
League bracket created.  It's a great bracket. Nhl.com even said it's an awesome bracket, and they wouldn't lie, right?

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2021-05-15 8:34:33 AM  
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I look forward to the day when Wilson injures McJesus or Sidney, and Bergman sweats a sploosh of sweat what to do.
 
2021-05-15 8:55:49 AM  

Polish Hussar: For the uninitiated, Johnny Sex's origin story:

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2021-05-15 9:29:43 AM  
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2021-05-15 11:50:11 AM  
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2021-05-15 12:11:21 PM  
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2021-05-15 12:31:14 PM  

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2021-05-15 12:32:25 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Polish Hussar: For the uninitiated, Johnny Sex's origin story:

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Found it!

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2021-05-15 1:56:06 PM  
Let's. Do. This.
 
2021-05-15 2:25:35 PM  
I will probably miss the 1st period and some of the 2nd of this first game.  My wife has an appointment she needs me to take her to.
 
2021-05-15 2:43:11 PM  

harleyquinnical: I will probably miss the 1st period and some of the 2nd of this first game.  My wife has an appointment she needs me to take her to.


I'll be mostly if not totally missing this game.  I'm going to be sitting around a table with some friends, and taking their money.  Tomorrow is up in the air, as well, because I'll be walking around the woods looking for a little white ball.  Maybe I'll run into a Shark or a Sabre.

However, I've updated (as much as I can) the cliche checklist, and re-upped my TF so I can get here for all this good stuff.  I took suggestions on a thread a couple of weeks ago, and am always up for more suggestions.  I deleted a few things (RIP: Elliotte Friedman's Beard) and reworded a few others.  I'll make that the next comment.

abmoraz -- I saw your comment from a few days ago about possibly automating the badge stuff.  Were you able to do that?  I can give you a few days if not, since I usually don't start the badge tabulation until the first thread closes, at the very least.
 
2021-05-15 2:43:25 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.      Johnny Sex.
2.      Hating on Bergman.
3.      SOON.jpg
4.      Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
5.      Shut Up, Pierre.
6.      Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
7.      Too Much Man.
8.      Intermission GIF Party.
9.      Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
10.   Danger Zone.
11.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
12.   Game On.
13.   Goonjuice.
14.   Bonus Hockey.
15.   Gredunza.
16.   TIED.
17.   UNTIED.
18.   Damn early/late starts.
19.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
20.   Dreadnaught for 2-0 lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   TING!
39.   Long Change:  DRINK!
40.   DAGGER!
41.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
42.   Slash GIF.
43.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
44.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
45.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
46.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
47.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
48.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
50.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
51.   Annoying Leafs fans
52.   ITG Bruins Fans
53.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
54.   Trolling for Penguins fans
55.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
56.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
57.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
58.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
59.   STFU about advanced stats
60.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
61.   East Division complaining
62.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
63.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
64.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
65.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
66.    (Goalies name here) says NO!  (Adjusted for goalie's native language as necessary.)
 
2021-05-15 2:46:32 PM  
The only thing that sucks is no more Doc Emmerick.
 
2021-05-15 3:00:06 PM  
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2021-05-15 3:05:18 PM  
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Despite rumours to the contrary, I'm not actually dead yet... I do have some things to do but will be back in here in a bit.
 
2021-05-15 3:07:39 PM  
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2021-05-15 3:09:30 PM  
soon...
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2021-05-15 3:11:03 PM  
I don't want the Bruins or Caps to win. Meh.
 
2021-05-15 3:11:59 PM  
Mike Milbury badge posts the first Johnny Sex Cup thread.
 
2021-05-15 3:15:31 PM  
I was just starting to move toward getting on the treadmill, but then suddenly hockey.
 
2021-05-15 3:15:46 PM  
Should I repost all the Mike Milbury's so we don't redo any?
 
2021-05-15 3:16:17 PM  

buckeyebrain: And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:


I thought that you/we were contractually obligated to keep it at 69 points, no more, no less as pretty much all of our maturity levels peaked at about 11 years old when just the mention of 69 would be cause for much giggling...

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2021-05-15 3:17:39 PM  
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2021-05-15 3:19:04 PM  

buckeyebrain: And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:


I'd be inclined to add this to the list
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but I'm a zebra and say it *all the time*
 
2021-05-15 3:20:06 PM  
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2021-05-15 3:22:46 PM  

Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

I thought that you/we were contractually obligated to keep it at 69 points, no more, no less as pretty much all of our maturity levels peaked at about 11 years old when just the mention of 69 would be cause for much giggling...

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We are.  That's why I hit up for suggestions.  I like the "you can't do that" that robertus just posted, so I can add that.
 
2021-05-15 3:24:31 PM  

buckeyebrain: ...re-upped my TF so I can get here for all this good stuff.


This may be the reason for me to re-up my TF for 1 more month.
 
2021-05-15 3:26:01 PM  

harleyquinnical: buckeyebrain: ...re-upped my TF so I can get here for all this good stuff.

This may be the reason for me to re-up my TF for 1 more month.


I pretty much only TF during the hockey playoffs.
 
2021-05-15 3:26:24 PM  

buckeyebrain: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

I thought that you/we were contractually obligated to keep it at 69 points, no more, no less as pretty much all of our maturity levels peaked at about 11 years old when just the mention of 69 would be cause for much giggling...

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We are.  That's why I hit up for suggestions.  I like the "you can't do that" that robertus just posted, so I can add that.


I'm sure some of y'all want to see the Time Warp gif during intermission.
 
2021-05-15 3:28:44 PM  

buckeyebrain: harleyquinnical: buckeyebrain: ...re-upped my TF so I can get here for all this good stuff.

This may be the reason for me to re-up my TF for 1 more month.

I pretty much only TF during the hockey playoffs.


I asked for mine to be stopped a few months ago because TF was often unused, and when it was, it was a wretched hive of scum and villainy, told by idiots, full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing.
 
2021-05-15 3:29:25 PM  

buckeyebrain: harleyquinnical: buckeyebrain: ...re-upped my TF so I can get here for all this good stuff.

This may be the reason for me to re-up my TF for 1 more month.

I pretty much only TF during the hockey playoffs.


The "This is Fark" App and playoff hockey TF are the only reasons I get badges.
 
2021-05-15 3:30:15 PM  

harleyquinnical: buckeyebrain: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

I thought that you/we were contractually obligated to keep it at 69 points, no more, no less as pretty much all of our maturity levels peaked at about 11 years old when just the mention of 69 would be cause for much giggling...

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We are.  That's why I hit up for suggestions.  I like the "you can't do that" that robertus just posted, so I can add that.

I'm sure some of y'all want to see the Time Warp gif during intermission.


Of course we do ... but that's covered under #8
 
2021-05-15 3:31:08 PM  

buckeyebrain: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

I thought that you/we were contractually obligated to keep it at 69 points, no more, no less as pretty much all of our maturity levels peaked at about 11 years old when just the mention of 69 would be cause for much giggling...

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We are.  That's why I hit up for suggestions.  I like the "you can't do that" that robertus just posted, so I can add that.


How about adding "Ship posting?"  I've basically started trying to post a vessel or ship's crest/badge after every goal.
 
2021-05-15 3:34:47 PM  

Polish Hussar: buckeyebrain: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

I thought that you/we were contractually obligated to keep it at 69 points, no more, no less as pretty much all of our maturity levels peaked at about 11 years old when just the mention of 69 would be cause for much giggling...

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We are.  That's why I hit up for suggestions.  I like the "you can't do that" that robertus just posted, so I can add that.

How about adding "Ship posting?"  I've basically started trying to post a vessel or ship's crest/badge after every goal.


That's kind of covered under 'dreadnaught', or at least that's where it started amongst us history geeks.

Maybe 'something odd related to the player who scored's number/personal info' (such as the city crest of his hometown).  Of course that gets close to Pierre levels of dorkiness so...maybe not.
 
2021-05-15 3:37:16 PM  
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2021-05-15 3:48:13 PM  

buckeyebrain: Recoil Therapy: buckeyebrain: And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

I thought that you/we were contractually obligated to keep it at 69 points, no more, no less as pretty much all of our maturity levels peaked at about 11 years old when just the mention of 69 would be cause for much giggling...

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We are.  That's why I hit up for suggestions.  I like the "you can't do that" that robertus just posted, so I can add that.


"Squish him into the boundary"
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2021-05-15 3:50:24 PM  
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2021-05-15 3:50:46 PM  
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To Bad Dickhead
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2021-05-15 3:52:09 PM  
I did not expect to get an ad for Alberta's premiere injury lawyers during this game.
 
2021-05-15 3:58:01 PM  

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To Bad Dickhead
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meh, you'll do fine..
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2021-05-15 4:01:26 PM  
The Oilers open the scoring, 1-0.

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