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(CNN)   New reality show called "Unicorn Hunters" like "Shark Tank", but adds twist - not just the judges throwing money at the businesses, viewers can invest too. This is not a scam. Not at all. Nope. Stop shaking your head. C'mon, it's totally legit   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-05-15 1:41:46 AM  
Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF
 
2021-05-15 2:26:39 AM  

E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF


That's what I thought too.
 
2021-05-15 3:29:11 AM  

zimbach: E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF

That's what I thought too.


So, what are you two doing tonight?
 
2021-05-15 3:40:06 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zimbach: E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF

That's what I thought too.

So, what are you two doing tonight?


You, apparently
 
2021-05-15 3:55:57 AM  

E.S.Q.: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zimbach: E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF

That's what I thought too.

So, what are you two doing tonight?

You, apparently


😉
 
2021-05-15 4:01:10 AM  
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2021-05-15 4:32:58 AM  
Dragons Den CAT STOMPER Harry Enfield Paul Whitehouse COMEDY
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2021-05-15 4:39:24 AM  
Time Trumpet - Dragons Den - Cake Shield
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2021-05-15 6:13:10 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: E.S.Q.: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zimbach: E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF

That's what I thought too.

So, what are you two doing tonight?

You, apparently

😉


Well shiat, don't stop!  I was just getting started!
 
2021-05-15 7:10:46 AM  
So Gamestop on TV?
 
2021-05-15 7:32:48 AM  

foo monkey: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: E.S.Q.: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zimbach: E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF

That's what I thought too.

So, what are you two doing tonight?

You, apparently

😉

Well shiat, don't stop!  I was just getting started!


*I put on my robe and wizard hat
 
2021-05-15 7:45:35 AM  
This will end badly.

/Both the show and whatever weird Farker polycule is being set up in this thread
 
2021-05-15 7:50:30 AM  
What kind of ammo do you use for unicorn?
 
2021-05-15 8:01:48 AM  
*I'mHereForTheGangBang.jpg*
 
2021-05-15 8:26:40 AM  
Wozniak has got to be bored. He's still a very wealthy man. I'd find a better hobby than reality TV.
 
2021-05-15 8:37:44 AM  
So, Penny Stock speculation with a Reality TV twist?

/ sounds legit
// If they get one hit, I'll be surprised
 
2021-05-15 8:41:42 AM  

Another Government Employee: So, Penny Stock speculation with a Reality TV twist?

/ sounds legit
// If they get one hit, I'll be surprised


I won't be. People crowd source stuff all the time on Reddit, etc. This isn't so different.
 
2021-05-15 8:55:43 AM  

Wendigogo: Another Government Employee: So, Penny Stock speculation with a Reality TV twist?

/ sounds legit
// If they get one hit, I'll be surprised

I won't be. People crowd source stuff all the time on Reddit, etc. This isn't so different.


So, this is reddit being turned into reality tv... How terrifying. Good thing we learned our lesson with Fark tv...
 
2021-05-15 10:21:59 AM  
I can't be the only one who saw "Shark Tank" on my guide and turned to it, only to be disappointed by the lack of sharks.
 
2021-05-15 10:24:35 AM  

Chabash: Wendigogo: Another Government Employee: So, Penny Stock speculation with a Reality TV twist?

/ sounds legit
// If they get one hit, I'll be surprised

I won't be. People crowd source stuff all the time on Reddit, etc. This isn't so different.

So, this is reddit being turned into reality tv... How terrifying. Good thing we learned our lesson with Fark tv...


Why not? Many news outlets use Reddit as a source or create stories unabashedly snatched from the site. Sad, but this apparently is what they think helps them stay relevant. It's not surprising if some TV shows follow suit.
 
2021-05-15 10:31:04 AM  

Hoopy Frood: What kind of ammo do you use for unicorn?


Mithril tipped.
 
2021-05-15 11:38:13 AM  
Yeah, that show is gonna end in lawsuits.

I mean, on the surface it's no different a scam than Dr Oz telling you about this new chelation therapy book, but still...
 
2021-05-15 12:06:46 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: foo monkey: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: E.S.Q.: Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: zimbach: E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF

That's what I thought too.

So, what are you two doing tonight?

You, apparently

😉

Well shiat, don't stop!  I was just getting started!

*I put on my robe and wizard hat


> E.S.Q. has re-entered the chat
 
2021-05-15 12:06:58 PM  

zimbach: E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF

That's what I thought too.


Same.
 
2021-05-15 12:19:40 PM  
INVEST NOW!

* Any and all viewer investments become the sole property of Unicorn Hunters and will not be honored.
 
2021-05-15 12:39:14 PM  

LewDux: [YouTube video: Time Trumpet - Dragons Den - Cake Shield]


Has anyone eaten the pavlova? It looks delicious!
 
2021-05-15 12:54:28 PM  
Kickstarter, the show?
 
2021-05-15 5:13:50 PM  

CaptainFatass: zimbach: E.S.Q.: Why was my first thought this would be a shiatty show about couples trying to reignite their lost passions with a young female stranger...?

/oh yeah, I live in SF

That's what I thought too.

#MeToo. See, that is clearly the show that the public craves and that they should be developing!



Trust me, it's nothing you want to see. I watched too many awkward attempts to 'catch' my last partner in crime. She was an impossibly adorable and fit combat fitness instructor open to a new experience and I was open to helping her stay safe and have fun in her blossoming sexuality.

Granted, it was San Francisco and we'd hit clubs both gay and straight. Without exception, every last couple was either skeezy, scary, or obviously only wanted by one of the two partners. It was terribad.
 
2021-05-15 5:26:49 PM  

Trocadero: Hoopy Frood: What kind of ammo do you use for unicorn?

Mithril tipped.


Heroin tipped. You can catch dragons with them too.
 
2021-05-16 1:06:40 PM  

BullBearMS: Kickstarter, the show?


Kickstarter sucks.  They have zero protections, even when there is obvious fraud.  It is one thing when a project just doesn't work out, it is something else when it is brought to light that something is obviously a grift and Kickstarter does zero about it.
 
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