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(Brand Eating)   Starbucks Strawberry Funnel Cake Frappuccino proves America is indeed reverting to the before times, when we cared about our coffee drinks   (brandeating.com) divider line
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2021-05-14 6:22:03 AM  
Coffee is nasty dirt water. If you have to put all that cream and sugar into it to make it palatable you don't like coffee, you just like standing around the coffee machine because it lets you waste time.

Coffee bros are second only to hot sauce bros in how annoying they are. Drink your nasty ass shiat (sometimes literally shiat) and shut up about it.
 
2021-05-14 7:29:16 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Coffee is nasty dirt water. If you have to put all that cream and sugar into it to make it palatable you don't like coffee, you just like standing around the coffee machine because it lets you waste time.

Coffee bros are second only to hot sauce bros in how annoying they are. Drink your nasty ass shiat (sometimes literally shiat) and shut up about it.


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2021-05-14 9:29:13 AM  
I don't drink coffee because it gives me bubble guts. I do love the smell of it.
 
2021-05-14 10:45:37 AM  
I drink lots of coffee. I'm somewhat adult ADD, enough so that I don't get wired. It helps me concentrate.
 
2021-05-14 11:30:16 AM  
'coffee'
 
2021-05-14 11:54:57 AM  
I love a good cup of coffee. There's nothing better than being out on a camping trip, getting up early, percolating a pot of it, and drinking it quietly before anyone else wakes up.

Having said that, Starbucks isn't the place to get a good cup of coffee. And even if it was, a strawberry funnel cake frappuccino sure as hell wouldn't be the order to get. Seriously, how do people even drink this shiat? Let alone going every day for one?
 
2021-05-14 12:10:59 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Coffee is nasty dirt water. If you have to put all that cream and sugar into it to make it palatable you don't like coffee, you just like standing around the coffee machine because it lets you waste time.


Also people who salt watermelon don't like watermelon, people who put condiments on hot dogs don't like hot dogs, and people who drink cocktails don't like alcohol.
 
2021-05-14 12:42:19 PM  

NobleHam: Adolf Oliver Nipples: Coffee is nasty dirt water. If you have to put all that cream and sugar into it to make it palatable you don't like coffee, you just like standing around the coffee machine because it lets you waste time.

Also people who salt watermelon don't like watermelon, people who put condiments on hot dogs don't like hot dogs, and people who drink cocktails don't like alcohol.


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2021-05-14 3:10:36 PM  
If you don't like coffee that's fine. All the guys in my office who pound soda, NOS or Monster to stay awake must call out sick with kidney stone issues every few months.
 
2021-05-14 3:21:38 PM  
I occasionally like ordering the fraps, although I accept I'm drinking a ice cream less milkshake. The Christmas peppermint one is good with a double shot of espresso
 
2021-05-14 3:53:36 PM  
I remember many years ago, under their previous CEO, their idea was not to do these crazy drink-of-the-month things, and just offer flavored syrups for their customers to order what they saw fit. Then the company saw that there was money in the crazy drink-of-the-month things.

Limited-time promotional items do work, at the expense of potentially dumbing down your brand.
 
2021-05-14 7:46:51 PM  
Why farking bother with that schitt? It certainly isn't "coffee"!
Ah tel U wat... just pour one shot of espresso and 1/4 cup heavy cream in a cup, then add 1/4 cup sugar. There, that's roughly your coffee sugar laden fat sludge drink with a splash of caffeine in it.
(1 T granulated sugar = ~14 grams. I pulled out my scale and checked)
Ever wonder why so many people are so damn fat? This is a big part of the reason...

That's farking disgusting, not even considering all the artificial flavors and other processed crap. I used to think soda was the worst thing around; this schitt makes a Coke look like health food!
 
2021-05-14 7:50:29 PM  

SoCalChris: I love a good cup of coffee. There's nothing better than being out on a camping trip, getting up early, percolating a pot of it, and drinking it quietly before anyone else wakes up.

Having said that, Starbucks isn't the place to get a good cup of coffee. And even if it was, a strawberry funnel cake frappuccino sure as hell wouldn't be the order to get. Seriously, how do people even drink this shiat? Let alone going every day for one?


You forgot "at dawn", and I have a miniature french press that makes 1 cup at a time in my camping kit.
Quietly boil the water... ;)
 
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