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2021-05-13 11:23:39 PM  
Blood spurted out of the wound

This is not a phrase I want within a kiloparsec of the word 'penis'
 
2021-05-13 11:26:39 PM  
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2021-05-13 11:55:09 PM  
I think we've all gotten in awkward positions here and there, but what the hell were they doing that she broke it to the point of requiring surgery? Did she do a f*cking cannonball?
 
2021-05-14 12:42:23 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I think we've all gotten in awkward positions here and there, but what the hell were they doing that she broke it to the point of requiring surgery? Did she do a f*cking cannonball?


It doesn't take anything fancy.  Some vigorous doggy style can easily do the trick if both parties move the wrong way.
 
2021-05-14 2:06:09 AM  

syrynxx: Blood spurted out of the wound

This is not a phrase I want within a kiloparsec of the word 'penis'


There's some gothy bastard hitting their bunk as we speak over this...

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2021-05-14 2:09:19 AM  
FTA:  If you suspect you've broken your penis, you should go to a doctor immediately to get an MRI or ultrasound to find the tear.

If you seriously suspect you've broken your penis, lie on the floor, flop around, and scream yourself hoarse and bleed all over the place like a slasher flick while someone calls the ambulance.  'Cause that's all your gonna be able to do, man.
 
2021-05-14 2:14:21 AM  
Dick and balls are separate entities subby

/DNRTFA
 
2021-05-14 3:34:50 AM  
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2021-05-14 5:58:14 AM  

Straight Outta Wells Branch: [Fark user image image 425x258]


aaaaaannnnnnd it's gone would work too. or half gone anyway.
 
2021-05-14 5:59:40 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I think we've all gotten in awkward positions here and there, but what the hell were they doing that she broke it to the point of requiring surgery? Did she do a f*cking cannonball?


could've been cowgirl. if she goes up too far and then back down hard at a slightly different angle...
 
2021-05-14 6:02:21 AM  
doesn't matter, had sex? more fun than breaking it in a fight.
 
2021-05-14 6:57:31 AM  

virulent_loser: Incorrigible Astronaut: I think we've all gotten in awkward positions here and there, but what the hell were they doing that she broke it to the point of requiring surgery? Did she do a f*cking cannonball?

could've been cowgirl. if she goes up too far and then back down hard at a slightly different angle...


Yeah, that or reverse cowgirl are the most likely explanations. Well, or anal during cowgirl.
 
2021-05-14 12:25:04 PM  
Denis Rodman would be proud.
 
2021-05-14 12:26:47 PM  

king of vegas: Dick and balls are separate entities subby

/DNRTFA


And here's a way you can remember that fact.

Old MacDonald sittin' on a fence
beatin' his meat with a monkey wrench
missed his dick
hit his balls
made him shiat in his overalls
 
2021-05-14 1:13:22 PM  
A male-brain surgeon is what my urologist calls himself
 
2021-05-14 10:26:46 PM  

gbv23: A male-brain surgeon is what my urologist calls himself


Little known fact - the male brain exists in the skull most of the time but in order to form an erection it migrates down the spinal column and enters the schlong to make it grow.
 
2021-05-15 8:13:50 AM  

OkieDookie: king of vegas: Dick and balls are separate entities subby

/DNRTFA

And here's a way you can remember that fact.

Old MacDonald sittin' on a fence
beatin' his meat with a monkey wrench
missed his dick
hit his balls
made him shiat in his overalls


If you need a nursery rhyme to remember that your penis and testicle are not the same thing, I dunno what to tell ya.
 
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