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2021-05-13 8:18:58 PM  
Cop math.
 
2021-05-13 8:24:57 PM  
I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.
 
2021-05-13 8:27:04 PM  
On right we have meth, on the left, apple brown betty!

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2021-05-13 8:29:46 PM  
How many Rhode Islands is that?
 
2021-05-13 8:31:49 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: How many Rhode Islands is that?


35.495
 
2021-05-13 9:05:47 PM  
FTA: "Using those calculations, police estimated that the lab was capable of producing 13 million potentially fatal doses of fentanyl, which equates to more than 2.5 doses for every British Columbian."

How many Keith Richards is that?
 
2021-05-13 9:08:24 PM  

Mantour: FTA: "Using those calculations, police estimated that the lab was capable of producing 13 million potentially fatal doses of fentanyl, which equates to more than 2.5 doses for every British Columbian."

How many Keith Richards is that?


I guess I'm the math guy here: the answer is 0.017 Keefs.
 
2021-05-13 9:24:15 PM  
Here's what an M.D. specializing in toxicology has to say about the insanity:

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2021-05-13 10:23:05 PM  
Creating a safe supply would save money and lives but that's not enough to conquer opposition to it.
 
2021-05-13 10:27:58 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Marcus Aurelius: How many Rhode Islands is that?

35.495


Did you remember to convert to the loonie?
 
2021-05-13 11:32:56 PM  
You could never say that about weed: "Dismantled B.C. drug lab could have produced enough marijuana in 3 weeks to revitalize restaurant industry and stop mattress companies from advertising sales due to high nap demand."
 
2021-05-13 11:34:02 PM  
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2021-05-13 11:34:20 PM  
Old and busted: Mexicans growing marihuana for the United States
New hotness: Canadians concocting opioids for the United States

This whole USMCA is definitely an upgrade over NAFTA!
 
2021-05-13 11:35:20 PM  
Now Canada will have to import it from China. Think of the jorbs!
 
2021-05-13 11:36:39 PM  
It was all part of our suicide pact with Australia.
 
2021-05-13 11:37:55 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.


How else are we supposed to treat COVID?
 
2021-05-13 11:39:21 PM  
My local water treatment plantbproduces enough water to kill millions daily!
 
2021-05-13 11:43:02 PM  
I guess the crack down on Americans buying cheaper meds from across the border is real.
 
2021-05-13 11:44:43 PM  
I'm surprised no terrorist group has weaponized aerosolized fentanyl yet... its 100 times more powerful than morphine.

I mean, the ruskies did something even worse, they made a weapon out of aerosolized carfentanyl, which is 100 times more potent than fentanyl or 10 000 times more than morphine, in violation of all chemical weapons treaties theyve signed.

Good thing terrorists are morons.
 
2021-05-13 11:47:24 PM  

Mantour: How many Keith Richards is that?


Every time I hear about Keith Richards I have to google to see if he is still alive.

To my shock he his still alive. How?

Also why did google feel the need to tell me this: "Height: 5 feet 9 inches (same as Cher)"
 
2021-05-13 11:47:26 PM  
i dont do fentanyl
 
2021-05-13 11:48:07 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.


One knife is enough to kill everyone in the world, if you worked out the logistics well enough.
 
2021-05-13 11:49:07 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.


You don't even need household cleaners.  1/2 cc of air into the jugular will end a life...
 
2021-05-13 11:51:28 PM  
Eh I'm in Canada right now boys and I'm not worried about t
 
2021-05-13 11:51:58 PM  
I definitely need a boost of optimism or something since for a split second there I was all in on some serious shiat going down in Canada.
 
2021-05-13 11:52:00 PM  
"the federal RCMP Clandestine Lab Enforcement Team"

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2021-05-13 11:52:30 PM  
Original headline is clickbait - so is subby's, but it's actually good.  Why I come here, really.
 
2021-05-14 12:00:31 AM  

PaulRB: On right we have meth, on the left, apple brown betty!

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You really shouldn't eat anything in a lab or manufacturing suite.  Were they caught not wearing goggles, wearing open toed shoes and shorts?  Did they use post-it notes and white out in their notebooks?  These are serious safety and quality violations folks.
 
2021-05-14 12:04:38 AM  

covfefe: AliceBToklasLives: I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.

One knife is enough to kill everyone in the world, if you worked out the logistics well enough.


Or had a big enough knife...
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Hmmm... a cream filled twinkie center.
 
2021-05-14 12:05:08 AM  
Good thing the Great Wall of Trvmp stopped all the drugs.
 
2021-05-14 12:06:33 AM  

fredbox: Good thing the Great Wall of Trvmp stopped all the drugs.


Canadians with thighs the size of cantaloupes.

It's gotta be someone's fetish
 
2021-05-14 12:07:47 AM  

bingethinker: Cop math.


I'll get the lights, who is responsible for the folding chairs?
 
2021-05-14 12:11:25 AM  
I'm an old head who's done everything you can imagine but stay away from this shiat. Clean for over a decade
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/I've turned into Nancy Reagan!
 
2021-05-14 12:13:02 AM  
I honestly had no idea what Fentanyl was before seeing this story. The headline of the article makes it seem like it's some kind of horrible war crime gas or liquid that can kill people if it ever escapes. I did a little research and apparently, it's not what I was thinking it to be.

The article's title is just pure bullshiat media sensationalism.

https://www.springboardrecovery.com/t​o​uching-fentanyl-kill/

The only way you can kill the entire population of Canada with that is if you force everybody to overdose on it.

The writer of the story could probably sensationalize bullets as well. "The amount of bullets a few factories can produce in a month is enough to kill the entire population of the earth three times over!"
 
2021-05-14 12:21:26 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.


This
 
2021-05-14 12:22:06 AM  

Mantour: FTA: "Using those calculations, police estimated that the lab was capable of producing 13 million potentially fatal doses of fentanyl, which equates to more than 2.5 doses for every British Columbian."

How many Keith Richards is that?


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2021-05-14 12:22:57 AM  

weddingsinger: Here's what an M.D. specializing in toxicology has to say about the insanity:

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2021-05-14 12:23:14 AM  

weddingsinger: Here's what an M.D. specializing in toxicology has to say about the insanity:

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If this stuff is that dangerous why is it that the idiots packaging it up aren't regularly found dead it's not like they're taking precautions and shiat
 
2021-05-14 12:24:05 AM  

Barfmaker: Creating a safe supply would save money and lives but that's not enough to conquer opposition to it.


There's a legitimate manufacturers it's an actual script
 
2021-05-14 12:33:44 AM  
It's cop math, but 26 kilograms of pure fentanyl would be a hell of a lot of drugs.
 
2021-05-14 12:34:31 AM  

Barfmaker: Creating a safe supply would save money and lives but that's not enough to conquer opposition to it.


Is it possible in a capitalist world to create a safe supplier of highly addictive substances that also strives to minimize the use of said substances? It needs to be immune to the forces that created the opioid epidemic and the tobacco lobby.
 
2021-05-14 12:42:36 AM  

GalFisk: Barfmaker: Creating a safe supply would save money and lives but that's not enough to conquer opposition to it.

Is it possible in a capitalist world to create a safe supplier of highly addictive substances that also strives to minimize the use of said substances? It needs to be immune to the forces that created the opioid epidemic and the tobacco lobby.


Well, one way to minimize the risk is to cap work hours at 40 hrs a week That way people who have addictions don't need to struggle so much to hide it. If workplaces were more observant that managers and owners are just as acoholic as the rest of the world, and then acknowledged that many jobs can be done by someone in active addiction during their private lives, then the capitalist economy would be fine.

I don't think that would work as well with an addiction like gambling. Gambling ruins everything if it is compulsive. But there are plenty of drug users who get by for months or years with a steady income and not much worse happens than they have a bit of an asshole reputation around the workplace, some days. Which is normal as normal can be.
 
2021-05-14 12:44:53 AM  

GalFisk: Barfmaker: Creating a safe supply would save money and lives but that's not enough to conquer opposition to it.

Is it possible in a capitalist world to create a safe supplier of highly addictive substances that also strives to minimize the use of said substances? It needs to be immune to the forces that created the opioid epidemic and the tobacco lobby.


You think a communist country is going to do things better? Some sort of great socialist society will somehow lead to a junkie paradise where...

Anyhow I digress. In banker central, aka Switzerland they have a free heroin program. You sign up as an addict and you get medical grade heroin. While those on the program stayed on, it was largely the views on heroin that lowered the use of heroin. It stopped being seen as cool but that was largely unrelated to the program. It's been successful for stopping overdoses and the risky lifestyle that comes with being an addict.


All you need is political will.
 
2021-05-14 12:48:29 AM  
idk... when my wife was in labour they gave her fentanyl fairly often. She thought it was pretty coooool stuff. Since she didnt need (and there was absolutely nothing i could do to help) The mask attached to the wall supplying free nitrous i got to have that. 

My mom was really not impressed with me but i said 'im as high as queen Victoria and just as useful'

But yeah. Its all just opium.
 
2021-05-14 12:49:10 AM  

waxbeans: AliceBToklasLives: I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.

This


You got a better way to stop covid?
 
2021-05-14 12:51:23 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Marcus Aurelius: How many Rhode Islands is that?

35.495


Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?
 
2021-05-14 12:51:37 AM  

covfefe: AliceBToklasLives: I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.

One knife is enough to kill everyone in the world, if you worked out the logistics well enough.


They're coming for your guns.  Be ready Brother.  The time of trial is at hand.
 
2021-05-14 12:52:06 AM  

Mantour: FTA: "Using those calculations, police estimated that the lab was capable of producing 13 million potentially fatal doses of fentanyl, which equates to more than 2.5 doses for every British Columbian."

How many Keith Richards is that?


Fun fact: Keith Richard's sweat is over 90% opioid.
 
2021-05-14 12:54:08 AM  
Canada, I thought you where good people!
 
2021-05-14 12:55:23 AM  

covfefe: AliceBToklasLives: I probably have enough household cleaner to kill everyone in my neighborhood if everyone, you know, injected it into their veins.

One knife is enough to kill everyone in the world, if you worked out the logistics well enough.


Yes, point, but not at all true.

Knife's gonna lose its edge over the course of a few hundred stabbings, and a few hundred sharpenings will whittle the knife down until it's no longer ustable.  Although, well before that happens, with metal fatigue it'll certainly snap at some point.  I'd say figure a thousand stabbings max for a knife.  Which means you'll need about seven million knives to kill everyone in the world.
 
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